YOU HAVE NEVER FELT THE SENSATION OF YOUR PEE ON YOUR OWN LEGS AND FEET.
you clearly don't know what you're missing here.
but please, do go back to a life where pissing on yourself and not giving your wife anal is acceptable.

i have never given a woman anal, but i once stuck my fingers up a woman's bum. i hit a nugget a poop with a sharp end. it was amazing. my fingers came out clean. i need to stick my penis in there.