Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[demi]

Playing pocket pool in the shower is mehhh

sticky jizz in leg hair 

Lick it off, you little cumslut.

[Tasty]

I stopped doing it when I realized the poor ventilation in my bathroom made the misty pisswater congeal and run down my walls. Cleaned that nasty shit once and it was enough to make me hold it until after showering forever.

[Shadow Mod]

This thread full of people not understanding why people don't want to maim kids in games vs adults.

[Himu]

I don't bemoan the ability to kill children in games as I think it leads to finding interesting things about yourself and the medium at large. For example, I have never been able to kill a Little Sister in BioStink. That said, I don't blame any developer that takes away that ability from the hands of the player in their games.

[StealthFan]

Sitting between two coalburners in the library. I'll make sure to manuever around them to let just the right amount of my stench enter their nostrils

They're both latinas too

[Himu]

You haven't bathed in a week and you're at the library?

[Himu]

I remember the drain would get clogged a lot in college because dudes would jerk their goo into the drain.

[StealthFan]

You haven't bathed in a week and you're at the library?

That's why I said I regretted it. This trip was unplanned as I didn't know if the exterminator was going to tell me to fuck off for a couple hours or not.

[Himu]

I remember the drain would get clogged a lot in college because dudes would jerk their goo into the drain.

Always wear tongs in the restroom, college lesson numero uno.

[parallax]

I remember the drain would get clogged a lot in college because dudes would jerk their goo into the drain.

Always wear tongs in the restroom, college lesson numero uno.

....what are the tongs for?

[Himu]

I remember the drain would get clogged a lot in college because dudes would jerk their goo into the drain.

Always wear tongs in the restroom, college lesson numero uno.

....what are the tongs for?

Tongs. Flip flops.

[Shadow Mod]

I remember the drain would get clogged a lot in college because dudes would jerk their goo into the drain.

Always wear tongs in the restroom, college lesson numero uno.

....what are the tongs for?

Tongs. Flip flops.

Thongs hun. Thongs.

Tongs are for salad.

[Himu]

Holy shit, I fucking hate phones.

 

[StealthFan]

Thongs hold salad

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=79015341&postcount=360

This dude was all up in the virgin thread getting mad.

I should special fellow out and create some excel sheets to find overlaps and trends.

[Phoenix Dark]

Carl's JR. I walk in 104 degree heat to eat lunch at your establishment and you don't have the AC on. I was sweating like a fucking pig while eating a Famous Star.

At the library now (place is getting Terminex-ed). I def should've showered. I haven't washed in a week and the second I sat down a dude left and was mean-mugging me.

the fuck? 

I know I ain't gonna be taking no shit from your ashy looking ass

u mad? 

I got lotion for days breh.

[Himu]

What lotion you use, Maurice?

[Tasty]

Thongs hold salad

Tossed salad maybe.

[Phoenix Dark]

What lotion you use, Maurice?

Total Moisture Conditioning Vaseline

[Himu]

With the cocoa butter?! Me too!

I use this for my face

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't put anything on my face. Honestly only my elbows really really need lotion.

[Eli Gulgin]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=79013085

This guy...

[Eli Gulgin]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=79017557

Oh man I wish she'd name names. But I think of her as that 15 year old looking Twitter girl so it feels a bit disturbing.

[nudemacusers]

pics of satch?

[Eli Gulgin]

Sats ain't Satch fool 

[nudemacusers]

Sats ain't Satch fool 

oh derp

still, pics of satch?

[Eli Gulgin]

Never seen any

[Broseidon]

I've seen 5 GAF dicks

[Atramental]

I've seen most of OA's privates. 

I regret clicking that thread so much.

[Phoenix Dark]

Sats ain't Satch fool 

oh derp

still, pics of satch?

Satch is purdy. After watching Berserk I realized she looks like Caske

[nudemacusers]

Sats ain't Satch fool 

oh derp

still, pics of satch?

Satch is purdy. After watching Berserk I realized she looks like Caske

/looks up caske from berserk

[Steve Contra]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=79017557

Oh man I wish she'd name names. But I think of her as that 15 year old looking Twitter girl so it feels a bit disturbing.

It's Himu, and ahimu  alt.

[king of the internet]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=79017557

Oh man I wish she'd name names. But I think of her as that 15 year old looking Twitter girl so it feels a bit disturbing.

It's Himu, and ahimu  alt.

A 15 year old soliciting dick pics on the internet? Maybe To Catch a Predator is back on air.

[Phoenix Dark]

Return of lemurs

[thisismyusername]

Playing pocket pool in the shower is mehhh

sticky jizz in leg hair 

You're doing it wrong if your jizz is washing off through the water.

[Van Cruncheon]

who the fuck pisses/shits in the shower. you degenerate fucking animals. jesus christ, fucking undisciplined savages up in here. get out and piss in the toilet exactly two feet away! god dammit, 200k years out of the trees and you motherfuckers fuckin' EXCRETE where you bathe. how do i get on glen shinobi's eugenics bandwagon again?

i NEVER wanna hear any of you grody-ass peasants bitch about gaf's gross peculiars AGAIN

[bud]

who the fuck pisses/shits in the shower. you degenerate fucking animals. jesus christ, fucking undisciplined savages up in here. get out and piss in the toilet exactly two feet away! god dammit, 200k years out of the trees and you motherfuckers fuckin' EXCRETE where you bathe. how do i get on glen shinobi's eugenics bandwagon again?

[Van Cruncheon]

why not just piss your pants? they were gonna get washed anyway! wait, you guys DO wash your clothes, right

[nudemacusers]

Playing pocket pool in the shower is mehhh

sticky jizz in leg hair 

You're doing it wrong if your jizz is washing off through the water.

Do you have any instructional videos?

[bud]

i pee in the shower all the time. i really don't see the problem here.

you haven't lived until you've felt your own warm urine hitting your legs and feet.

[Van Cruncheon]

HOW DO YOU PERSIST

[Joe Molotov]

why not just piss your pants? they were gonna get washed anyway! wait, you guys DO wash your clothes, right

If I could piss my pants while they were being washed, I'd totally do it.

[Van Cruncheon]

right now, i'll believe any ol' fucked up thang you scat freaks tell me 

[bud]

HOW DO YOU PERSIST

please understand.

[Positive Touch]

doesnt piss in the shower, doesnt do anal sex

look back at your life drinky, and ask yourself where it went

[brawndolicious]

Can you show me one animal that doesn't pee where they bathe? It's all water.

Also I just noticed that neither my roommate or I have ever flushed the toilet when taking a shower in the morning.

[Broseidon]

It's not like you're pissing in the bath or something

[Shadow Mod]

who the fuck pisses/shits in the shower. you degenerate fucking animals. jesus christ, fucking undisciplined savages up in here. get out and piss in the toilet exactly two feet away! god dammit, 200k years out of the trees and you motherfuckers fuckin' EXCRETE where you bathe. how do i get on glen shinobi's eugenics bandwagon again?

i NEVER wanna hear any of you grody-ass peasants bitch about gaf's gross peculiars AGAIN

Bitch it would have been more hygienic for me to do it in the shower and wash it off than do it on the toilet sans TP and walk back into the shower.

[Van Cruncheon]

i wish gaf had an all-up bore commentary thread so i could post links to this thread in it 

[Atramental]

I bet Squiddy was on the verge of making one.

[Shadow Mod]

sometimes when i explain the western style of having the toilet, sink, and tub in the same room, japanese people ask me "isn't it kind of gross that you brush your teeth and bathe right beside where you shit, with no wall or anything?", and i'm like, yeah, that's probably a point.

There are houses with this. I want one.

[bud]

i don't have a toilet in my bathroom either. but if i did, i sure as hell wouldn't step out of the shower to use the toilet to pee. that sounds like something jerry would do!

[Van Cruncheon]

Can you show me one animal that doesn't pee where they bathe? It's all water.

Also I just noticed that neither my roommate or I have ever flushed the toilet when taking a shower in the morning.

yes, let's be just like the animals! seriously, guys, you're agreeing with am nintenho here, which means y'all about one self-inflicted concussion away from distinguished mentally-challenged and diapers

[Shadow Mod]

Come on bro comparing urine to shit? 

[nudemacusers]

if you haven't gotten a little pee on your lips you might as well wear a fedora and watch anime.

[Van Cruncheon]

i c wat u do thar

[bud]

YOU HAVE NEVER FELT THE SENSATION OF YOUR PEE ON YOUR OWN LEGS AND FEET.

you clearly don't know what you're missing here.

but please, do go back to a life where pissing on yourself and not giving your wife anal is acceptable.

i have never given a woman anal, but i once stuck my fingers up a woman's bum. i hit a nugget a poop with a sharp end. it was amazing. my fingers came out clean. i need to stick my penis in there.

[Van Cruncheon]

Come on bro comparing urine to shit? 

so we're in the business of distinguishing between excreta when it comes to bathing in it? I AM SORRY, THAT DOOR IS CLOSED TO ME ON ACCOUNT OF CIVILIZATION AND ALL

[nudemacusers]

poop stuff

[bud]

sharp poop