Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Great Rumbler]

[Atramental]

Where's the version where the smilie has a gun pointed to his head? It is more apt.

Can't find it but it made me re-remember this:



All hail the new flesh.

[StealthFan]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112088470&postcount=14

beep boop

[Joe Molotov]

Videodrome is so

Cronenberg's entire 80's output is

If you start at The Brood and go until Naked Lunch...

The Brood (1979)
Scanners (1981)
Videodrome (1983)
The Dead Zone (1983)
The Fly (1986)
Dead Ringers (1988)
Naked Lunch (1991)

[benjipwns]

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112088470&postcount=14

beep boop

He makes it sound like becoming a brain surgeon.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Why's she got to have fake tits. Would you say they're too good to be real? (Image removed from quote.)

She admitted to getting fake tits and liked posting pictures of her new tits, which I appreciated.  Around that time, she whined about being deep in debt, which led me to surmise that she got her tits on credit, likely paying usurious interest rates.

[Momo]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikoloshe

There is this african myth called a tokoloshe, there was this one time I had sleep paralysis and the thing fucking crawled up the side of my bed, breathed in my face and lifted it's staff to bash my fookin head in. Terrifying.

Late at night I would also see little black men (about 10 cm in height) come to life and run around all over taking and moving things.

I also saw a funeral march at 12am ish in my road, but they were all ghosts.

Same night I saw 6 ghosts about 200 meters away or so all turn towards me and then they were suddenly right in my face.

what the fuck at my imagination too

(Image removed from quote.)

100% black representation, not a cracker to be seen. You should be happy

[Kevtones]

Opiate does not imagine.

[StealthFan]

Fuck it, I am gonna try and watch Crash. Everything I have heard about that shit makes me not want to tho.

I want to get through Spider but I can't Same with Clean, Shaven. I don't find the latter to be entirely realistic, at least from my view, but the content of the film is fucked up.

[Eli Gulgin]

Videodrome is so

Cronenberg's entire 80's output is

If you start at The Brood and go until Naked Lunch...

The Brood (1979)
Scanners (1981)
Videodrome (1983)
The Dead Zone (1983)
The Fly (1986)
Dead Ringers (1988)
Naked Lunch (1991)

I need to get on this, I've only seen a few of those.

[Purple Filth]

seems like CBOAT is back been under the good graces of Microsoft fanboys due to the Halo 5 leak 

positive news? of course he's fine now.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820066

Hasn't OP made some questionable posts about women/relationships in the past? Avatar seems familiar for that stuff.

[nudemacusers]

those threads. 

i do like the op's plan of teaching her a lesson by pretending she doesn't exist. does he look the other way when she walks by? wonder aloud if the wind blew the office door open?



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820072

and another

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112224151&postcount=21

 

[Tasty]

"the females"

[fizzel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820066

Hasn't OP made some questionable posts about women/relationships in the past? Avatar seems familiar for that stuff.

Probably.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=725959

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90284876&postcount=218

 

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820066

Hasn't OP made some questionable posts about women/relationships in the past? Avatar seems familiar for that stuff.

He's trolling the shit out of OT

[Broseidon]

[Shadow Mod]

At this point I'm convinced most of those kinds of OPs are trolls, the real gems are the sincere answers that are terrible.

[thisismyusername]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=820096

Jesus Christ.

[TVC15]

That hallucination thread reminds me that there's a whole bunch of shit I've never told my psychiatrist out of some weird sense of embarrassment and shame.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820093

I bet some people see a lot of what they do reflected in the creepy asshole.

[Broseidon]

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3634476&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820252

 

[TVC15]

GAF has way too much relationship shit these days. 

[Kara]

That hallucination thread reminds me that there's a whole bunch of shit I've never told my psychiatrist out of some weird sense of embarrassment and shame.

The last time I was completely honest about everything with my shrink I found it made my life and my sessions very uncomfortable, though in this respect it stemmed more from things like the degree of my SI and not so much the sort of stuff you describe.

[TVC15]

That hallucination thread reminds me that there's a whole bunch of shit I've never told my psychiatrist out of some weird sense of embarrassment and shame.

The last time I was completely honest about everything with my shrink I found it made my life and my sessions very uncomfortable, though in this respect it stemmed more from things like the degree of my SI and not so much the sort of stuff you describe.

What would make it bonus is weird is that I'd be bringing up things that happened months ago.  "Remember when I called you when I was freaking out in December, well, I wasn't completely honest about what was going on"

or even better "You know back in March when I started coming back to therapy and to see you for the first time in a year and a half?  The reason I said I decided to come back was pretty much complete bullshit.  Here's really why I came back."

I don't know how she'd react to me admitting that I basically lied to her.

[Kara]

How long have they been in the field? If they've been around, I think they'd understand why you did what you did.

[TVC15]

14 years according to her website.  I'm sure this is a fairly common thing, I think it has more to do with me feeling embarrassed from hiding important things.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820306

[Shadow Mod]

Want a woman who simultaneously hot enough for your ridiculous standards, yet paradoxically hasn't had a sex life before brehs

[Broseidon]

btw

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3634476&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

This just gets better and better. A must-read for folks here with an SA account.

[TVC15]

what would brony boytano do?

The whole stable

[Dickie Dee]

btw

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3634476&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

This just gets better and better. A must-read for folks here with an SA account.

I wouldn't care if it was being run by a psychic vampire dragonwolf otherkin who was into skunk vore yiffing and couldn't achieve orgasm unless duck fat was applied to his taint, if the plan made an iota of sense, but the plan doesn't make any sense.

However I do think that Boyko clearly represents some portion of the American dream, specifically the American dream you get when you go to sleep after consuming a bottle of Malibu and a whole ovenful of hotpockets.

[StealthFan]

btw

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3634476&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

This just gets better and better. A must-read for folks here with an SA account.

[Dickie Dee]

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3634476&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

omg

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820393

keep interacting with computer instead of ignoring him brehs

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820393

keep interacting with computer instead of ignoring him brehs

just slap gif and moonwalk out the thread

[Yulwei]

GAF really needs a relationship subforum or something. Those threads are popping up constantly and they are always shit  lol

[StealthFan]

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3634476&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

omg



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Another reminder that no matter how pathetic a gaffot might seem, a goon is a million times worse.

[Broseidon]

I don't think you can call that guy a goon. Redditor, tho..

[StealthFan]

"I want to be the online face of a political movement aimed at limiting the political power of literal billionaires. I have the savvy to do this!"
-someone who has spent years posting creepy stuff about children's television on the Internet under his legal name

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Want a woman who simultaneously hot enough for your ridiculous standards, yet paradoxically hasn't had a sex life before brehs

Those women exist...in high school.  Maybe gaffers shouldn't have frittered their teen years away on the internet and playing vidya.

[StealthFan]

[nudemacusers]

yeah it's weird to see dudes in their 20s and 30s look for or desire a girl with practically no sexual experience. nobody is gonna wait for you brehs.

[Broseidon]

Want a woman who simultaneously hot enough for your ridiculous standards, yet paradoxically hasn't had a sex life before brehs

Those women exist...in high school.

What do you think the b-b-but EPHEBOPHILIA shit is about?

[hampster]

yeah it's weird to see dudes in their 20s and 30s look for or desire a girl with practically no sexual experience. nobody is gonna wait for you brehs.

My waifu waited 8000 years breh

[nudemacusers]

lucky you, she doesn't look a day over 2000

[Broseidon]

[thisismyusername]

That hallucination thread reminds me that there's a whole bunch of shit I've never told my psychiatrist out of some weird sense of embarrassment and shame.

The last time I was completely honest about everything with my shrink I found it made my life and my sessions very uncomfortable, though in this respect it stemmed more from things like the degree of my SI and not so much the sort of stuff you describe.

What would make it bonus is weird is that I'd be bringing up things that happened months ago.  "Remember when I called you when I was freaking out in December, well, I wasn't completely honest about what was going on"

or even better "You know back in March when I started coming back to therapy and to see you for the first time in a year and a half?  The reason I said I decided to come back was pretty much complete bullshit.  Here's really why I came back."

I don't know how she'd react to me admitting that I basically lied to her.

Therapists will believe most anything you say, unless you tell them otherwise. I doubt she'll honestly care that much but make a note that you're probably lying and so she shouldn't 100% believe you.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820393

keep interacting with computer instead of ignoring him brehs

Reading his comments...

I dunno why I did that. But my day is even more ruined than it was.

Whoops, meant to edit this in. Whatever.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112213870&postcount=339
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112213627&postcount=356

from shitneogaf twitter

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=820393

keep interacting with computer instead of ignoring him brehs

I get punished while people like Computer roam free? #obamasneogaf

Unban me already, Devo!

[Shadow Mod]

I can't put heads back I can only send them to the guillotine.

[Joe Molotov]

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[Cascade]

Etna and Nowi might be a thousand years old, but they're children. They're not only very small and fragile and the such, but both of them fully behave as children.

They're not children. And I don't think that Etna behaves like a child at all. :/

Resembling or having a similar body type to a child doesn't make you a child. And being attracted to someone with a body type like that doesn't mean being attracted to a child. There's a big moral difference between someone dating a cute look adult like this and someone hurting a child.
(Image removed from quote.)

She has a cute round face. But that doesn't mean that she's a child or that she can't be sexy to someone. Or that fictional characters who are sexualized can't have a cute round face like her. When I see Etna, I see someone who looks more like this than a child.

That you think that sexualizing large breasts and wide hips is more moral than sexualizing flat chests and petite hips. And is a part of why I think I'm starting to dislike breasts, rather than just not being attracted to them.

There's no way that this person is real but when you take a look at his post/thread history it starts to become hard to justify that judgement.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=112340827#post112340827

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112347730&postcount=76

I hope this is sarcasm.

[Rahxephon91]

Kill that thing with fire.

[nudemacusers]

i just assume any time I see an young anime girl face avatar it's because the rest of the image is some heinous shit either involving a tiny bikini or some creepy molestation pose thus cropped out of frame.