Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[parallax]

Yeah, the $30 Italian Meal (one of my personal favorites along with "cookie cutter motherfuckers"/"safe moist dudes") gets its traction out of the fact he was bragging and telling everybody to suck his dick because he had ordered this awesome italian foooooooooooddddd that was terrible and cost three to six times what he should have paid for it.

that shit had me dying.

[Phoenix Dark]

Red Lobster

[Himu]

Red Lobster has the best biscuits. Holy shit.

[Great Rumbler]

Red Lobster has the best biscuits. Holy shit.

[pilonv1]

As soon as shit hits NeoGAF it's dead. Thankfully it's usually years later. Like I saw the banderas GIF at the misc first, way before it was a thing on GAF. Dolan was a thing for years before GAF caught on too. Sadly I see too many people recently adopting misc lingo on GAF so out comes the 2 year old memes I guess :/

I thought the Banderas .gif was actually a GAF thing for once.   

I notice when I chat with some NeoGAF people every now and then that there's an overwhelming amount of people who only go there and nowhere else, to the point that they think every meme posted there is original.

Pretty sure the Banderas gif started on reddit

[Phoenix Dark]

Red Lobster has the best biscuits. Holy shit.

Brehs imagine a locos taco shell made out of the Red Lobster biscuit

[Himu]

Red Lobster has the best biscuits. Holy shit.

Brehs imagine a locos taco shell made out of the Red Lobster biscuit

We need to pitch this somehow

[benjipwns]

It's true, I would have tried to expose Ozy too.

Just remember that in the camps, you'll be locked in with me.

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112499236&postcount=4814

dontevenknowwhatcoligoeshere

Wildstar looks fucking boring

I was mostly commenting on TheYanger describing himself in that very post.

[Shadow Mod]

Tinder thread. Best kept secret if you're not looking.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112185277&postcount=1021

[Phoenix Dark]

[Sausage]

The bodybuilding treads on tinder are way better.

[Momo]

I'm still laughing at that thread on bodybuilding.com where the chick's dad pulled his truck next to his daughter's ex boyfriend's car on an empty parking lot. I was sure that guy would die

[fizzel]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112468597&postcount=864

 

[pilonv1]

Surely he should be banned for that?

[thisismyusername]

Surely he should be banned for that?

But he's a mod and modbot, so he'll get away with saying that.

Plus he didn't say "LOL I ADBLOCK ON GAF YOZ" so Evilore won't care.

[Rufus]

Real talk, I've never known anyone that hates advertising in any and all forms quite like Stumpy.

Justified. Anything marketing is demonic.

Surely he should be banned for that?

But he's a mod and modbot, so he'll get away with saying that.

Plus he didn't say "LOL I ADBLOCK ON GAF YOZ" so Evilore won't care.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112479772&postcount=932

[Great Rumbler]

Internet ads are literally digital Satan. Literally.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112468597&postcount=864

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112479772&postcount=932

[Himu]

The only tolerable internet ads in 99-2000's were those cute ones where you'd play a game.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112479772&postcount=932

You know absolutely well what the site's owner thinks of using ABP on NeoGAF: which is that in order to run the site, he needs revenue from advertising, and by blocking it, you deprive him of revenue while still causing him to incur costs. And that he does his best to minimize the annoyance factor of advertising for members, and does his best to respond to members raising issues with problem ads. You also know GAF's policy on AdBlocking, which is to say if you're going to be a dickhead and flaunt the fact that you're denying the site revenue in a public fashion, you're going to end up banned for it. It's not great illumination that despite these things, you can choose to use AdBlock or not. I am sure that many people browsing NeoGAF use adblock. I am sure that many people browing NeoGAF pirate games like crazy.

Stump laying it down

At least the mods know there's a hypocrisy here.

[Joe Molotov]

Nah br3h, they just all got an early journalist review copy.

[Your Stalker]

i aint bought a game since '83

[king of the internet]

Tinder thread. Best kept secret if you're not looking.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112185277&postcount=1021

"Since when is pizza considered a discourteous meal?" + the Walter White avatar is killing me right now. Internet.

[Your Stalker]

i aint bought a game since '83 (Image removed from quote.)

You're that old? I thought you were in your early 20s

nah i'm 25, almost 26

[king of the internet]

ew stump's goty was beyond: two souls

 

That's mind-boggling to me, and this is coming from someone who liked Heavy Rain. Aside from having real actors  , Beyond was a pretty big step down from HR.

[Rufus]

ew stump's goty was beyond: two souls

First serious blow against his character.

[nudemacusers]

i aint bought a game since '83 (Image removed from quote.)

You're that old? I thought you were in your early 20s

nah i'm 25, almost 26

i'm 30 and was born in 83. I'm curious how you managed this feat.

[Tasty]

ew stump's goty was beyond: two souls

First serious blow against his character.

I'd still blow his character any day

[Tasty]

That's a lot of "characters" in Andy's blow list so far.

You just dropped a couple places

[nudemacusers]

as any cigarillo will tell you, it takes a couple of blowies to warm up. you're just doing exodust a favor here.

[nudemacusers]

cacklemore


but srs, dude is either an antisemite (not likely) or just really fucking dumb (highly likely). how little self awareness of yourself and your audience must you possess to do this.

What does that say about the people? When i saw the picture i didn't think jew stereotype but then again im not racist. His career is fine and people are just overreacting about a stupid fucking costume and a out of context picture that only looks racist because overly sensitive people think he's making fun of jews.

[nachobro]

I thought it was funny 

I also don't know who the fuck he is. But dressing up like that for a song called Thrift Store 

[nudemacusers]

oh i should say i'm not offended, amused really, but the dude has been courting a specific audience which would probably not find this funny at all. don't follow the dude but it sounds like he doesn't have any sort of costume caricature history, unless you count PacNW urban hipster.

plus he said it was a witch nose. A WITCH NOSE! 

[nachobro]

oh i should say i'm not offended, amused really, but the dude has been courting a specific audience which would probably not find this funny at all. don't follow the dude but it sounds like he doesn't have any sort of costume caricature history, unless you count PacNW urban hipster.

A specific audience being the same jew fans of "underground" rappers that annoyed the shit out of me in high school/college most likely. Those dudes were obnoxious as hell.

For real tho, just admit it was a jew costume. A witch nose...get the hell outta here with that 

[Broseidon]

Witches cackle and rub their hands whilst making nefarious plots.

Know who else does all that?

[nudemacusers]

women?

[nachobro]

feminists?

[Mr. Gundam]

Warlocks?

[Broseidon]

[doctavius bonbon]

Comic book villains?

[doctavius bonbon]

So that's your coli username. 

[Himu]

He's supposed to be mocking Jewish people? I'm not seeing it. I'm only seeing Ringo Starr there.

[Steve Contra]

He's supposed to be mocking Jewish people? I'm not seeing it. I'm only seeing Ringo Starr there.

[Your Stalker]

Witches cackle and rub their hands whilst making nefarious plots.

Know who else does all that?

white people?

[doctavius bonbon]

not talking about the emoticon

i see you breh

[Himu]

He's supposed to be mocking Jewish people? I'm not seeing it. I'm only seeing Ringo Starr there.

[StealthFan]

[Joe Molotov]

Witches cackle and rub their hands whilst making nefarious plots.

Know who else does all that?

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=821767

lotsa dudes seem pretty eager to hit a woman in this thread (Image removed from quote.)

That's how all those threads go.

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112579153&postcount=46

[Shadow Mod]

Yeah mr. I made a thread to vocalize my disappointment in having a girl because I wanted a mini-me who likes video games not barbies.

Fuck that guy.

[Rufus]

Yeah, show 'em the meaning of sexual dimorphism.

What they're actually saying: "I wish someone almost certainly weaker and more fragile would fight me, then I could show them what's what."

[Shadow Mod]

Let's be real, it's all posturing anyway.

[Rufus]

Bad enough.

[archie4208]

look at this dude for example

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112606465&postcount=140



"I wish a woman would try and fight me :"

"rising phoenix"

2euphoric4me

[Shadow Mod]

Threads like that reveal some real fucked up obvious revenge fantasies some people have.

[Shadow Mod]

If you thought about it long enough you'd know why they want an excuse to beat on women.

[etiolate]

It's a difficult situation.

TMI time: I was dating a girl who was undiagnosed bipolar or something thereof. Once she went manic, and went for the knives in the apartment. I had to physically restrain her. Luckily, she was short, so I just put the knives in a high cupboard. It was still a situation where I had think about legions of abusive males while staring at a knife in my face.

[Joe Molotov]

Yeah, I made the mistake of chiming in there with that weirdo.

This all gives me horrible flashbacks of when i was up against a chick @ 140lbs in Wrestling in high school . If you don't sub her immediately, your boys call you a pussy. If you do, everyone gives you the for immediately throwing her in the bushes. I don't know why these guys are intent on being in that situation because it's the worst shit ever.

You grab sum titty, tho?