Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Himu]

Heard on some Black American talk show that it's a double standard that it's okay for women to hit men and not vice versa. Am I the only one who finds that NOT  a double standard?

[Broseidon]

Can't believe Ninja Scooter bit my Macklemore bait

[nachobro]

Heard on some Black American talk show that it's a double standard that it's okay for women to hit men and not vice versa. Am I the only one who finds that NOT  a double standard?

how can she slap tho

[Shadow Mod]

It's not okay for anyone to hit anyone but unless you're dealing with crazy, most hits are not unprovoked and any power differential between the couple means a slap from her is definitely not on the same level as a slap from him.

[Himu]

Yeah, I'm not saying it's okay for women to hit men, but to say that it's a double standard when men are much more powerful doesn't really make sense to me. Equality is fine, but let's not act like there aren't some biological differences between men and women include strength and power.

[Phoenix Dark]

Obviously if a woman brandishes a weapon on you, you have free reign to defend yourself as you see fit. But under normal circumstances there's really no excuse for hitting a woman in a confrontation. It's too easy to either remove yourself from the situation or just physically restrain her.

Just make sure your mouth isn't level with her head, because if she headbutts you you'll be looking at thousands of dollars worth of dental work.

[Phoenix Dark]

Gotta be a pretty gully chick to headbutt

Not really breh. Like say if you grab her from behind and are restraining her, and she slams the back of her head into your face. That shit comes natural to a lot of people who are subdued in that position. Saw a couple cases of that when I worked in a dental office. One was some grandpa who had his grandkid on his lap, and the baby through it's head back...right into his teeth. The other was a guy who got into a fight with some drunk chick and tried to subdue her when *bam*

[Great Rumbler]

Threads like that reveal some real fucked up obvious revenge fantasies some people have.

It's the same thing that comes up in a lot of these "gun nut murders two kids who broke into his house" type stories. You got somebody who feels disrespected by the world, who has a weapon of some kind, and just really, really hopes somebody crosses their invisible line so they can prove to world that they aren't somebody to be trifled with.

[Phoenix Dark]

Threads like that reveal some real fucked up obvious revenge fantasies some people have.

It's the same thing that comes up in a lot of these "gun nut murders two kids who broke into his house" type stories. You got somebody who feels disrespected by the world, who has a weapon of some kind, and just really, really hopes somebody crosses their invisible line so they can prove to world that they aren't somebody to be trifled with.

to be fair, is breaking into someone's house really an "invisible line?" Seems pretty clear cut that if you do that, you might not make it out alive - and I'm ok with that.

[thisismyusername]

ew stump's goty was beyond: two souls

 

That's mind-boggling to me, and this is coming from someone who liked Heavy Rain. Aside from having real actors  , Beyond was a pretty big step down from HR.

Stump likes playing bad games. He posts about them all the time in the Steam thread, for instance.

[Himu]

ew stump's goty was beyond: two souls

 

That's mind-boggling to me, and this is coming from someone who liked Heavy Rain. Aside from having real actors  , Beyond was a pretty big step down from HR.

Stump is all about kusoge. I'm not sure why Oscar's shocked because we talked about kusoge with Stump fairly regularly to my memory. Or was that me, Kev, and Steump?

[Great Rumbler]

Threads like that reveal some real fucked up obvious revenge fantasies some people have.

It's the same thing that comes up in a lot of these "gun nut murders two kids who broke into his house" type stories. You got somebody who feels disrespected by the world, who has a weapon of some kind, and just really, really hopes somebody crosses their invisible line so they can prove to world that they aren't somebody to be trifled with.

to be fair, is breaking into someone's house really an "invisible line?" Seems pretty clear cut that if you do that, you might not make it out alive - and I'm ok with that.

[Phoenix Dark]

shout outs to SquiddyCracker putting in that work in the Whoopi thread. I recognize the bait tho.

[Shaka Khan]

I don't get it squiddy, you're a weird one.

Repressed dick thirst breh.

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't remember, is squiddy a girl?

[Raban]

I thought squiddy was the arab cool young dude

[Phoenix Dark]

Nah he seems to have too much respect for women to be Arab.

[Tasty]

Nah he seems to have too much respect for women to be Arab.

[helios]

It's not okay for anyone to hit anyone but unless you're dealing with crazy, most hits are not unprovoked and any power differential between the couple means a slap from her is definitely not on the same level as a slap from him.

  Blaming the victim

"Won't start none, won't be none," "Come at me like a man and I'll hit you like a man," and all other lines and phrases have some merit. I'm not itching to a hit a woman; I would prefer not to, but if the situation arises and I've exhausted all other means to deescalate the situation (including walking away), then I will meet violence with violence. That doesn't mean that I will continue to beat her down until she's bloodied on the floor. No, I'm going to use whatever technique I know to end the situation as quickly and as safely as possible be it through restraining her, the use of pressure points, or strikes to some nerves (the common peroneal hurts like fuck). Once the threat is gone, I'm gone. I'd do the same if it were a guy.

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Fuck, I sound too much like a goddamn cop

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What as jail done to me?

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[Steve Contra]

You should definitely put a lot of thought into crazy hypothetical situations like whether or not you're going to get attacked by a woman.

[Phoenix Dark]

Someone needs to make a female assault RPG, seems like there's quite a market for it.

[benjipwns]

You guys don't understand the real world. These are modern times where females are as nuts and sex-crazed as men, not chaste and respectful like they used to be. And if some one brings the disrespect then it's time to lay down the hurt. Whether it's a Gibbs Slap or a roundhouse kick.  You never know what kind of shit a female is going to pull on you, especially with the imbalance in the legal system. That's why you need to dispense street justice when necessary. Same as I would with any man. Equal rights to be laying in the gutter after trying something with me.

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Hypothetical feemales and men of course since I'm a big pussy.

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[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112637734&postcount=391

PD's very being is a farce

[helios]

You should definitely put a lot of thought into crazy hypothetical situations like whether or not you're going to get attacked by a woman.

Hypothetical, but likely in my line of work. I work at a county jail and there have been times when both male and female officers have been attacked by female inmates. I've seen the damage that can happen (I'd rather get punched than scratched). With some females (and males), we have to have at least two officers present just to open the door. I know a female that can be completely nice one moment and then 250lbs of rage the next. For the most part, we treat males and females the same when it comes to physical confrontations.

Of course, in the free world, the likelihood of getting attacked by a woman is close to zero

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I don't beat women, I beat off to them

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[Joe Molotov]

Someone needs to make a female assault RPG, seems like there's quite a market for it.

I can't put heads back I can only send them to the guillotine.

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[benjipwns]

Yeah, yeah, buddy, we all watch Lockup. But those people get out of prison and you never know. You could be in the supermarket helping old ladies get things off higher shelves and checking out which of the cute college girls you're going to deploy your system on next when suddenly a certain class of woman starts yelling at some man and screaming about her food stamps and attacking everyone in sight. You know the type, they explode at a moments notice and get physical almost immediately. You have to be ready to defend yourself and others in those situations. And sometimes you have to prepare for the fact that you could be in the fight for your life with some of these type of women.

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I'm picturing Bernice:

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[helios]

Yeah, yeah, buddy, we all watch Lockup. But those people get out of prison and you never know. You could be in the supermarket helping old ladies get things off higher shelves and checking out which of the cute college girls you're going to deploy your system on next when suddenly a certain class of woman starts yelling at some man and screaming about her food stamps and attacking everyone in sight. You know the type, they explode at a moments notice and get physical almost immediately. You have to be ready to defend yourself and others in those situations. And sometimes you have to prepare for the fact that you could be in the fight for your life with some of these type of women.

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I'm picturing Bernice:

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Don't worry about me, breh. I got a black belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu to back me up

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Survivor of over a 1000 battles with women

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[Kara]

Calm and resolved from a thousand fights. 

[Kara]

wrong thread

[helios]

  http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=822031 

[doctavius bonbon]

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[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112468597&postcount=864

 

Damn, the X-10 SpyCam... that shit takes me back.

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=822031 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=822031 

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/e/2/be2df7d50f58ff57d7678f9c611c6f08.mp3

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=822031 

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[Momo]

I've given and received enough ass poundings in my life to know if an altercation is about to turn into fisticuffs to walk away.  I wouldnt go all IronFist on a guy or a chick unless I feel I'm in some sort of immediate danger.

[Momo]

I've given and received enough ass poundings in my life

Fudge wont pack itself

[Rufus]

You should definitely put a lot of thought into crazy hypothetical situations like whether or not you're going to get attacked by a woman.

Hypothetical, but likely in my line of work. I work at a county jail and there have been times when both male and female officers have been attacked by female inmates. I've seen the damage that can happen (I'd rather get punched than scratched). With some females (and males), we have to have at least two officers present just to open the door. I know a female that can be completely nice one moment and then 250lbs of rage the next. For the most part, we treat males and females the same when it comes to physical confrontations.

Of course, in the free world, the likelihood of getting attacked by a woman is close to zero

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I don't beat women, I beat off to them

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I like how the nouns change with the context. Inmates: males and females. Regular people: men and women.

Not judging, I'm sure it's a thing of the trade, which is what I want to point and go "huh" at.

[fizzel]

Nah he seems to have too much respect for women to be Arab.

 

Never change PD.

[bud]

is it me or do people always get banned when discussing shit with devolution

[Momo]

is it me or do people always get banned when discussing shit with devolution

Why do you think she's called shadow mod?

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Devo generally has the same opinions as mods, but is more aggresive about it, so in general if you find yourself arguing with her, you're on the highway to banland

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[helios]

You should definitely put a lot of thought into crazy hypothetical situations like whether or not you're going to get attacked by a woman.

Hypothetical, but likely in my line of work. I work at a county jail and there have been times when both male and female officers have been attacked by female inmates. I've seen the damage that can happen (I'd rather get punched than scratched). With some females (and males), we have to have at least two officers present just to open the door. I know a female that can be completely nice one moment and then 250lbs of rage the next. For the most part, we treat males and females the same when it comes to physical confrontations.

Of course, in the free world, the likelihood of getting attacked by a woman is close to zero

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I don't beat women, I beat off to them

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I like how the nouns change with the context. Inmates: males and females. Regular people: men and women.

Not judging, I'm sure it's a thing of the trade, which is what I want to point and go "huh" at.

I noticed it while I was writing it. I think it's mostly a detachment kind of thing; keeps things on an even keel and not bring the stresses of my work home with me.

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Because when you have to strap a high naked guy into a chair and you have the bad luck of securing his legs, you don't want to remember his small penis threatening to shoot you in the face with piss.

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[nudemacusers]

Don't feel sad for me. I'm a guy of health, and I don't ever plan to experience such debauchery and "fun." Fun is something I enjoy when I'm in my true frame of mind, not when I'm under the influence. I don't want anything ever messing up my thought process. Subjecting yourself to alcohol and smoking at such an age is foolish, even if its more tame such as the party you mention. Besides, fun isn't always good. Lots of bad things are fun.

I wasn't socially uncomfortable, I was just smart.

[Plywood]

Don't feel sad for me. I'm a guy of health, and I don't ever plan to experience such debauchery and "fun." Fun is something I enjoy when I'm in my true frame of mind, not when I'm under the influence. I don't want anything ever messing up my thought process. Subjecting yourself to alcohol and smoking at such an age is foolish, even if its more tame such as the party you mention. Besides, fun isn't always good. Lots of bad things are fun.

I wasn't socially uncomfortable, I was just smart.

I think you just drove me to alcohol.

[benjipwns]

Don't feel sad for me. I'm a guy of health, and I don't ever plan to experience such debauchery and "fun." Fun is something I enjoy when I'm in my true frame of mind, not when I'm under the influence. I don't want anything ever messing up my thought process. Subjecting yourself to alcohol and smoking at such an age is foolish, even if its more tame such as the party you mention. Besides, fun isn't always good. Lots of bad things are fun.

I wasn't socially uncomfortable, I was just smart.

[Tasty]

is it me or do people always get banned when discussing shit with devolution

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[Himu]

is it me or do people always get banned when discussing shit with devolution

bud, post in our football/world cup threads you cunt

[Narag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=822496

[Shaka Khan]

[Sausage]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=822496

Not enough in the world for this.

[Yulwei]

 

[Pickles the Firecat]

lmao @ dudes in there acting like it has even the slightest impact on their lives is great. Even better are dudes acting like GAF is an actual media outlet.

[Tasty]

GAF used to get E3 badges?

[Shaka Khan]

Um, they're right though. Most other sites, regardless of size, attend and do a bit of reporting and coverage. Afaik, Tyler has been going there only to take pictures with industry people lol.

[Himu]

Following E3 on twitter > following E3 on GAF.

I had a ton of fun making jokes and dicking around with Beezy last year.

how do you follow e3 on twitter? any particular things you follow?

[Phoenix Dark]

GAF used to get E3 badges?

I used to write for an obscure gaming site (Game Bunker) and even we got E3 passes. Seems pretty lax.

[benjipwns]

Yeah, they're basically saying Evilore and whoever he wants don't need passes because forum posters will have them since they give them out like candy. Everything is going to be posted on there anyway.

[Joe Molotov]

Um, they're right though. Most other sites, regardless of size, attend and do a bit of reporting and coverage. Afaik, Tyler has been going there only to take pictures with industry people lol.

It's still a tho.

[king of the internet]

Following E3 on twitter > following E3 on GAF.

I had a ton of fun making jokes and dicking around with Beezy last year.

how do you follow e3 on twitter? any particular things you follow?

Just other gamers and we tweet while watching the conferences, it's a lot of fun.

Plus Twitter actually works during E3. And during the 10% of the conference when GAF does work, it's basically a huge clusterfuck.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112751977&postcount=316

 

[benjipwns]

Yeah, you can't use GAF during the conferences because of the all the people watching the conferences posting one liners and WOW LOL or whatever. You can just watch the conferences yourself or read IGN or something since the threads aren't any more informative until people get on the show floor.