Author Topic: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster (Read 1303862 times)

BisMarckie · « **Reply #10680 on:** February 16, 2022, 05:58:51 PM »

As someone who earnestly and sincerly argues for an ~~Anschluss~~ annexation of Canada. What would you do about the French-Canadian problem, benji?

benjipwns · « **Reply #10681 on:** February 16, 2022, 06:27:17 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on February 16, 2022, 05:58:51 PM

As someone who earnestly and sincerly argues for an ~~Anschluss~~ annexation of Canada. What would you do about the French-Canadian problem, benji?

I'm an optimist, I believe that eventually, even if it takes millennia, they can be domesticated.

Nintex · « **Reply #10682 on:** February 16, 2022, 06:46:40 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on February 15, 2022, 08:13:39 PM

The Russians built a new bridge to quickly enter and cross the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone
https://twitter.com/ameliairheart/status/1493744616448970755

Also what's with Chernobyl being close to Kiev, another Mandela effect?
I remember that it was in the east. In fact, I distinctly remember people being worried about the Sarcophagus being damaged when the Donbass fighting began.

Bridgegate continues
https://twitter.com/FridaGhitis/status/1494085721455534083

Or does it?
https://twitter.com/tom_bullock_/status/1494066337961975808

james · « **Reply #10683 on:** February 16, 2022, 06:50:41 PM »

It takes us 5+ years to build a bridge and these Russians can build one and take it down for PRACTICE in a few days?

BisMarckie · « **Reply #10684 on:** February 16, 2022, 07:25:45 PM »

Just hire the Russians and our infrastructure crisis would be over within a month.

Thanks Merkel

benjipwns · « **Reply #10685 on:** February 16, 2022, 08:03:36 PM »

You guys are all excited about these Russian bridges but you aren't even stopping to ask if they even tried driving anything over them.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #10686 on:** February 16, 2022, 08:07:02 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 16, 2022, 08:03:36 PM

You guys are all excited about these Russian bridges but you aren't even stopping to ask if they even tried driving anything over them.

I only served for a year, but in my experience someone definitely drove a tank over it just because someone dared them to for booze or cigarettes,

BisMarckie · « **Reply #10687 on:** February 16, 2022, 08:11:36 PM »

Mr. big government spending Benjamin Pwns in the pockets of Big Bridge wants to hand out billions for lazy contractors to build bridges that take years to build, when the Russians showed us that they could build the equivalent of the Golden Gate Bridge withhin a week. smh

benjipwns · « **Reply #10688 on:** February 16, 2022, 08:16:30 PM »

Bridges promote cultural appropriation, people should stay on their own side of the water.

benjipwns · « **Reply #10689 on:** February 16, 2022, 11:30:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/AndyBlatchford/status/1494007209151324166

chronovore · « **Reply #10690 on:** February 17, 2022, 12:25:26 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 16, 2022, 11:30:49 PM

https://twitter.com/AndyBlatchford/status/1494007209151324166

RHCP concerts have really been going downhill.

Nintex · « **Reply #10691 on:** February 17, 2022, 12:38:03 PM »

Biden seems to think the invasion is still on.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1494346986702712841

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1494366451347730439

https://twitter.com/cspan/status/1494367917588287488

benjipwns · « **Reply #10692 on:** February 17, 2022, 04:10:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/RebelNewsOnline/status/1494115333136867329

BisMarckie · « **Reply #10693 on:** February 17, 2022, 04:14:29 PM »

Canada is a failed ~~state~~ country

james · « **Reply #10694 on:** February 17, 2022, 04:19:54 PM »

The second Russia attacks Ukraine, the US should invade Canada while no one is paying attention

Lets grab the oil!

Nintex · « **Reply #10695 on:** February 17, 2022, 04:23:47 PM »

You mean right now?
https://twitter.com/Karmabash/status/1494412961217134596

https://twitter.com/Karmabash/status/1494418395332333569

Clashes between the seperatists and the army of Ukraine have started in several places along the contact line.

Uncle · « **Reply #10696 on:** February 17, 2022, 05:56:53 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 17, 2022, 04:10:07 PM

https://twitter.com/RebelNewsOnline/status/1494115333136867329

aaaaand apparently this has caused a run on all Canadian banks as everyone suddenly realizes Trudeau's emergency powers allow him to freeze anyone's bank account for any reason

Nintex · « **Reply #10697 on:** February 17, 2022, 06:16:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/TrueNorthCentre/status/1494358600080404481

That's why I never donate to such things and it reminds me I still need to stop my Unicef donation.

benjipwns · « **Reply #10698 on:** February 17, 2022, 06:24:50 PM »

Just don't donate to terrorists/gamergaters/racists/accomplices/etc. Not hard.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #10699 on:** February 17, 2022, 06:30:50 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 17, 2022, 06:24:50 PM

Just don't donate to terrorists/gamergaters/racists/accomplices/etc. Not hard.

I think it's only fair for the state to decide that, they have far more information on what is a bad cause. More than your average citizen. I think they should donate the seized money to the ruling party.

benjipwns · « **Reply #10700 on:** February 17, 2022, 06:34:41 PM »

It only seems appropriate that those who work so hard to protect us should get a cut of the illegal funds they seize from criminals. Just common sense really, I don't know why people would be worried. It gives them an incentive to bust more criminals making us unsafe.

Nintex · « **Reply #10701 on:** February 17, 2022, 06:35:54 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 17, 2022, 06:24:50 PM

Just don't donate to terrorists/gamergaters/racists/accomplices/etc. Not hard.

I've bought games on Steam, Cyberpunk 2077 and probably some games published by THQ Nordic too late for that

james · « **Reply #10702 on:** February 17, 2022, 06:40:13 PM »

The only place worth donating to is OnlyFans

BisMarckie · « **Reply #10703 on:** February 17, 2022, 06:41:31 PM »

Quote from: james on February 17, 2022, 06:40:13 PM

The only place worth donating to is OnlyFans

Donate to the James Fund, huh?

Nintex · « **Reply #10704 on:** February 17, 2022, 06:44:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/djambazki/status/1494033260099289088

benjipwns · « **Reply #10705 on:** February 17, 2022, 07:29:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/Ahmadinejad1956/status/1494368391746015236

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #10706 on:** February 18, 2022, 01:42:15 AM »

Truckers want to take over government but still only want to be paid/spend in central bank fiat

Nintex · « **Reply #10707 on:** February 18, 2022, 09:52:57 AM »

The seperatists are evacuating to Russia

https://twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/1494666301448597508

Nintex · « **Reply #10708 on:** February 18, 2022, 01:18:22 PM »

https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1494703570033201156

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1494679867610312713

https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1494706708937064449

Nintex · « **Reply #10709 on:** February 18, 2022, 01:39:16 PM »

Putin created the biggest traffic jam in Ukraine since Fall Blau

https://twitter.com/sputnik_fr/status/1494738608431022082

Tommorow they're doing Nuclear drills.

The evacuation announcements were recorded 2 days ago:

What's False Flag in Russian?

jorma · « **Reply #10710 on:** February 18, 2022, 03:47:51 PM »

Ok now they're just taking the piss

https://twitter.com/CanadaFP/status/1494323983101018119

Nintex · « **Reply #10711 on:** February 18, 2022, 04:43:59 PM »

welp

https://twitter.com/ELINTNews/status/1494784247248433160

Biden just told the world Putin is going in
US won't send forces into Ukraine but will support the people living there.
Biden is not convinced Putin will use nuclear weapons

https://twitter.com/UkrWarReport/status/1494791327724281873

Nintex · « **Reply #10712 on:** February 19, 2022, 03:38:13 AM »

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1494933411064344576

- First UA government soldier KIA
- Russian media claims a shell from the UA army has exploded in Rostov (Russia)

Nintex · « **Reply #10713 on:** February 19, 2022, 02:38:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/_HadleyGamble/status/1495100456879771655

Either this guy had to take a shit or Putin is controlling him with an anal probe

Nintex · « **Reply #10714 on:** February 19, 2022, 06:31:05 PM »

Heavy shelling across the Donbass, Russian columns driving through towns only 3 - 6 miles from the border.

https://twitter.com/YWNReporter/status/1495172211002466311

https://twitter.com/Qr3141/status/1495177510060888064

Let's pray for a miracle

Nintex · « **Reply #10715 on:** February 20, 2022, 07:09:06 AM »

Despite promises to France that they would leave, Russian troops will remain in Belarus indefinitely

https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1495342378999332866

benjipwns · « **Reply #10716 on:** February 20, 2022, 03:21:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/OttawaPolice/status/1495367658132361216

benjipwns · « **Reply #10717 on:** February 20, 2022, 03:24:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/ASLuhn/status/1495377869056483333

Nintex · « **Reply #10718 on:** February 20, 2022, 03:40:20 PM »

It's surreal to see the Russians staging all these Call of Duty LARPS for domestic consumption when we know it's all fake.

https://twitter.com/michaelh992/status/1495301257212354562

They usually attempt at least some sort of 'plausible' narrative to muddy the waters but this time they don't give a fuck that none of their claims make any sense.

benjipwns · « **Reply #10719 on:** February 20, 2022, 04:43:59 PM »

https://twitter.com/reckless/status/1495430376042422273

Nintex · « **Reply #10720 on:** February 20, 2022, 06:43:27 PM »

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1495537893435191301

Macron busy with diplomacy today. Calls to Biden, Zelensky and a 90 minute and 60 minute call to Putin.

Maybe he has taken over phone duty from Merkel?
Merkel called Putin almost weekly hoping that he wouldn't hear only his own opinion or the advice of his associates but also a different perspective.

It's hard to imagine that the Russians would cancel the whole thing after staging all these attacks and incidents and according to the US the order has already gone out (which is why all these events have happened).

Nintex · « **Reply #10721 on:** February 21, 2022, 12:44:37 PM »

This is absolutely insane

https://twitter.com/shaunwalker7/status/1495764374409166849

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495794783771574275

The interior minister told Putin to declare all of Donetsk independent (which is the dark grey area).
The red line is the current front line.

Putin has informed Macron and Scholz of his decision. Will adress the nation soon.

https://twitter.com/ragipsoylu/status/1495820836858740741

james · « **Reply #10722 on:** February 21, 2022, 01:59:51 PM »

Get in your bunkers everyone

james · « **Reply #10723 on:** February 21, 2022, 02:01:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/markmackinnon/status/1495832401305612297

Russia about to start a war on 8 fronts

Alaska, get ready to be invaded

Nintex · « **Reply #10724 on:** February 21, 2022, 02:15:19 PM »

He's been reciting the history for 60 minutes.
But the main issue seems to be that Ukraine could procure nukes again and use them on Russia.

Our leaders think in terms of months and years. Putin thinks in centuries.
And they all thought his grievances were for domestic consumption and he wasn't really serious.

Nintex · « **Reply #10725 on:** February 21, 2022, 02:27:18 PM »

Putin says Ukraine is a platform for NATO to attack Russia and that cannot stand man.

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #10726 on:** February 21, 2022, 02:35:17 PM »

Its time to return to return Alaska to Russia, Texas to Mexico, and NYC to the Trump family.

Glass the rest of north america.

Nintex · « **Reply #10727 on:** February 21, 2022, 02:37:19 PM »

putin recognizes the republics and tells Kiev to cease hostilities immediately or the blood bath will be their own doing

Now Kiev has three options:
- Leave their fortified frontline positions in the Donbass and give up two provinces to Russia hoping that ends it.
- Wait and see if Russia will indeed claim the entire provinces (and not just those held by the rebels).
- Move against the Russians and rebels to win their territory back

Syria is apparently on board with the Neo-Axis
https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1495848017039085569

Nintex · « **Reply #10728 on:** February 21, 2022, 03:04:44 PM »

"Hey remember when the entire province was evacuated?"

"Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of fireworks and genocide"

https://twitter.com/myrevolutionrus/status/1495849973346361345

https://twitter.com/myrevolutionrus/status/1495847984675885058

Potato · « **Reply #10729 on:** February 21, 2022, 03:25:00 PM »

So, basically, instead of quietly resurrecting the Russian Empire with a nod and a wink, Putin is openly declaring himself Emperor?

Nintex · « **Reply #10730 on:** February 21, 2022, 03:38:48 PM »

Biden's response is to sanction the DNR and the LNR as if any US businesses were dealing them

Quote

White House: Biden will issue an executive order banning investment or trade in the separatist regions of Ukraine.

Hunter's laptop must be quite something

Nintex · « **Reply #10731 on:** February 21, 2022, 04:31:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/ELINTNews/status/1495871648884572166

oh boy

Potato · « **Reply #10732 on:** February 21, 2022, 04:35:04 PM »

Haha, peacekeeping!

What is it with Russians and being desperate to live under absolute monarchs?

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #10733 on:** February 21, 2022, 05:19:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/DonaldCourter/status/1495846148942270476

https://twitter.com/gbazov/status/1495846043862319107

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #10734 on:** February 21, 2022, 05:22:26 PM »

The putin you are seeing is a cgi double.

Putin:
https://twitter.com/MauriceSchleepe/status/1495876471784628235

Also Putin?

:

https://twitter.com/incontextmedia/status/1495864939415748612

Who would do this? Joe Biden, the CIA, the DEA, the Rockefellers, Bohemian Grove, CNN

HaughtyFrank · « **Reply #10735 on:** February 21, 2022, 05:30:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1495878616273596418

james · « **Reply #10736 on:** February 21, 2022, 05:37:27 PM »

China should seize this opportunity to invade the other side of Russia

benjipwns · « **Reply #10737 on:** February 21, 2022, 05:56:41 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on February 21, 2022, 02:15:19 PM

Our leaders think in terms of months and years. Putin thinks in centuries.

Nintex · « **Reply #10738 on:** February 21, 2022, 06:06:02 PM »

Quote from: james on February 21, 2022, 05:37:27 PM

China should seize this opportunity to invade the other side of Russia

That's why they should put me in charge of NATO.
But there's an even easier route to victory.

https://twitter.com/AliRogin/status/1495892855705022464

How the fuck can you fumble this so badly.

james · « **Reply #10739 on:** February 21, 2022, 06:12:41 PM »

The red line are gas chambers, everything to that point is ok for Joe

News:

Author Topic: International Politics Thread - Disease and Disaster (Read 1303862 times)