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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8941 on: April 19, 2020, 05:37:42 PM »
I'm sure he'll give a single fuck.

He failed upwards all his life. Now he has nowhere to go but down. His downfall is going to be cathartic.
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8944 on: April 20, 2020, 04:16:02 PM »
Negative oil price. You now get paid to take oil.
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8945 on: April 20, 2020, 04:31:27 PM »
Negative oil price. You now get paid to take oil.

I just drove up to the gas station and said "fill me up, daddy" and walked away with a tenner. Totally works.
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8946 on: April 20, 2020, 04:32:27 PM »
they even tipped me for letting them pump my gas for me  ::)
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8947 on: April 20, 2020, 04:53:20 PM »
Negative oil price. You now get paid to take oil.

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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8949 on: April 20, 2020, 10:04:52 PM »

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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8951 on: April 20, 2020, 10:25:16 PM »
thoughts and prayers for the Kim family

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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8952 on: April 20, 2020, 10:31:33 PM »
I'm ready for Supreme Leader Dennis Rodman
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8954 on: April 21, 2020, 12:36:48 AM »
Heart surgery?  Isn't he like 34?  That's rough.

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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8955 on: April 21, 2020, 01:20:35 AM »
Jongy :stahp
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8958 on: April 21, 2020, 11:31:48 AM »


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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8961 on: April 21, 2020, 07:36:05 PM »
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8962 on: April 24, 2020, 04:47:53 PM »
https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1253697384716124160

Moro was the guy who went after Dilma and Lula.  :doge
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8963 on: April 24, 2020, 05:21:48 PM »
« Last Edit: April 24, 2020, 07:47:01 PM by Nintex »
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8964 on: April 24, 2020, 07:52:22 PM »
Trump crying on camera because Kim Jong Un died is what we need right now.
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8965 on: April 24, 2020, 08:01:46 PM »
RIP Rocket Man  :'(
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8966 on: April 24, 2020, 08:11:12 PM »
Does this mean North Korea is going to become a military dictatorship?

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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8967 on: April 24, 2020, 10:13:28 PM »

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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8969 on: April 24, 2020, 10:31:20 PM »
North Korea is China now.
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8971 on: April 25, 2020, 02:53:05 PM »
Here's what I gathered so far reading the different pieces of the puzzle:
- Kim collapsed, rushed to hospital, North Korea signaled China for help
- China was prepared to send a team but it would take some time to get them to Kim's location
- North Korean doctors (one of them trained in China) feared the help would not arrive in time as Kim's condition worsened
- The North Korean doctors decided to operate on their own, one of them was apparently nervous to operate on the body of dear leader
- A procedure that should've taken 30 seconds to a minute took a full 8 minutes, leaving Kim in a vegetative state
- Kim being obese apparently also complicated the procedure
- North Korea once more asked Chinese doctors to help, hoping that they could perhaps do something to save dear leader
- The Chinese concluded that Kim was already (brain) dead and nothing could be done
- China has mobilized border forces and activated their agents in case Kim's sister turns to the US (after all she spearheaded the diplomatic efforts between Trump/Kim)
- North Korea has mobilized ICBM launchers during the last 48 hours

Tomorrow there is a big celebration in North Korea.
So they could announce his death and successor soon.
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8972 on: April 25, 2020, 02:54:59 PM »
They couldn't get a stent into my dad and he's not nearly as fat as Kim. You have to do a bypass at that point, which is a lot riskier.
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8973 on: April 25, 2020, 06:05:43 PM »
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1254169169484013569

Love this. Not a fan of North Korea but this is a victory for women all over the world.
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8974 on: April 25, 2020, 06:45:33 PM »
yes but only because the usa narrowly avoided one in 2016

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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8975 on: April 25, 2020, 07:46:13 PM »
Will she be the first female dictator

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- China has mobilized border forces and activated their agents in case Kim's sister turns to the US (after all she spearheaded the diplomatic efforts between Trump/Kim)

You know guys, she has a name.


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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8976 on: April 25, 2020, 08:08:14 PM »
We've given angry mommy waifu many memes she should not complain  :hmph
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8978 on: April 25, 2020, 10:40:41 PM »
albions, someone get a pair of calipers cause there is a mystery to get to the bottom of
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8980 on: April 26, 2020, 03:12:16 PM »
jesus they're really doing this. tricking the feminists is even easier than I thought

https://twitter.com/KateAndrs/status/1254482741594292224
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8981 on: April 26, 2020, 03:34:30 PM »
She needs a glow up imo before I can form any real opinion on her :rash
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8982 on: April 26, 2020, 03:59:14 PM »
She should smile more.   

Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8983 on: April 27, 2020, 08:19:09 AM »


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Why even drag it out? Extending the embargo is not possible, so might as well try to see if they can even do the snap back now instead of this whole charade of trying to bully the other participants.

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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo got the bug
« Reply #8984 on: April 27, 2020, 01:02:35 PM »
Pompeo means he's going to actually put in the shredder on the next UN ZOOM meeting while the US anthem plays.
Until now they've only revoked it 'on paper'.
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo beat the bug
« Reply #8986 on: April 27, 2020, 05:39:20 PM »
https://twitter.com/DrZhaoyongchen/status/1254466985028718592

the chad 5,000 years of civilization vs the virgin 244 years of history  :goldberg
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo beat the bug
« Reply #8987 on: April 27, 2020, 05:43:22 PM »
OK Boomer civilization.
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo beat the bug
« Reply #8988 on: April 27, 2020, 05:47:55 PM »
lil babbies first global pandemic  :neogaf
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo beat the bug
« Reply #8992 on: April 28, 2020, 12:09:55 PM »
Bitch looks like sexy Voldemort, no offence


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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo beat the bug
« Reply #8994 on: April 29, 2020, 01:22:12 AM »
vibin'

https://twitter.com/marinamaral2/status/1254777515869999104

https://twitter.com/JeffM2869/status/1254810818497183745
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interesting he'd shed a tear for benny's dignity...

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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo beat the bug
« Reply #8995 on: April 29, 2020, 04:45:46 PM »
I have Marina's book: "The Color of Time" her work is utterly fantastic,  :heart

Next book releases August I think
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo beat the bug
« Reply #8996 on: April 30, 2020, 11:34:42 AM »
75 years ago today (at 3:30pm local time), Hitler blew out his brains with his Walther PPK. Does that count as international politics?
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo beat the bug
« Reply #8997 on: April 30, 2020, 12:01:43 PM »
75 years ago today (at 3:30pm local time), Hitler blew out his brains with his Walther PPK. Does that count as international politics?
You mean his body double
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Re: International Politics Thread - BoJo beat the bug
« Reply #8999 on: April 30, 2020, 09:49:25 PM »