Russia has a new meme.
me: *tell my friend a secret and ask him not to disclose this to anyone*
my friend after 5 minutes:
Navalny called this member of the FSB suspecting he was the one who poisoned him considering he was seen around the hospital and airport and is officially a poison expert of sorts.
Navalny pretended to be a member of the security council. Surely enough the guy talked under the pressure and told Navalny he put the poison in Navalny's underwear
Also Navalny was supposed to have died on the plane but he didn't because the plane landed too quickly. So the FSB guy went to the hospital to try again and clean up the evidence but there was too much attention.
He admitted this all on the phone to Navalny (who acted as a member of the security council).
So now there's memes, lots of them. "Putin makes his bodyguards wear his underwear to make sure they're not poisoned"