1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148347293&postcount=94

thread is producing some gems

"If we want to have an intelligent discussion, please use terminology that makes adult men who want to fuck 13 year olds feel comfortable. "

Personally I'm still waiting for someone to use the "back in the early 1900's people were still doing this"

We already got some great "it's legal in these countries" defense.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148347293&postcount=94

thread is producing some gems

"If we want to have an intelligent discussion, please use terminology that makes adult men who want to fuck 13 year olds feel comfortable. "

Personally I'm still waiting for someone to use the "back in the early 1900's people were still doing this"

We already got some great "it's legal in these countries" defense.

[Mr. Nobody]

Disgusting.

Also filler, if you will.

[Joe Molotov]

These past few pages....brehs, you need to find Jesus. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

These past few pages....brehs, you need to find Jesus. 

Hi, I'm AiA, I have GAF people who claim to need therapy because a friend and I killed him with an assault rifle because he wouldn't twerk...in a video game.

[Shadow Mod]

That banned user pulled out a lot of gems before getting axed.

"I'm trying to broaden the horizon of apparently some pretty close-minded users."
"Ephebophilia is not creepy at all."
"Second of all, it's completely legal to have sex with a 14 year old girl in countries like Germany."

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

That banned user pulled out a lot of gems before getting axed.

"I'm trying to broaden the horizon of apparently some pretty close-minded users."
"Ephebophilia is not creepy at all."
"Second of all, it's completely legal to have sex with a 14 year old girl in countries like Germany."

 

Had to look up Ephebophilia.....yeah that shit is super creepy. Do they honestly view themselves as a higher level than pedos? reallY?

[Joe Molotov]

That banned user pulled out a lot of gems before getting axed.

"I'm trying to broaden the horizon of apparently some pretty close-minded users."
"Ephebophilia is not creepy at all."
"Second of all, it's completely legal to have sex with a 14 year old girl in countries like Germany."

 

Had to look up Ephebophilia.....yeah that shit is super creepy. Do they honestly view themselves as a higher level than pedos? reallY?

Yes.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ephebophilia includes 18 and 19 year olds guys. Are you going to deny you're attracted to 19 year olds? We must take the bad with the good, nothing is perfect. Even Thriller had The Girl Is Mine.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Ephebophilia includes 18 and 19 year olds guys. Are you going to deny you're attracted to 19 year olds? We must take the bad with the good, nothing is perfect. Even Thriller had The Girl Is Mine.

Man I can assure you that you will know you are old when you drive by a college and all the students look like kids. Trust me.  So no.

[king of the internet]

An anime AND Nintendo themed avatar. I'm sensing a pattern here.

[/r/neofeg]

perhaps the only thing i will ever agree with devolution about is that gaf needs to be checked out by the fbi.

good thing /r/neofag is making that happen.

duckroll is going down. you can't keep your master safe forever, bebpo and himuro. 

https://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/wiki/pedo_awareness

[Shadow Mod]

An anime AND Nintendo themed avatar. I'm sensing a pattern here.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148341911&postcount=44

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Ya know, I wonder if people who have not had kids view 18 year old girls differently then those of us with daughters? Just saying they are kids to me man.

[Shadow Mod]

Ya know, I wonder if people who have not had kids view 18 year old girls differently then those of us with daughters? Just saying they are kids to me man.

When I run into teenagers I'm usually like 

[Phoenix Dark]

I was being facetious

[nudemacusers]

Ephebophilia includes 18 and 19 year olds guys. Are you going to deny you're attracted to 19 year olds? We must take the bad with the good, nothing is perfect. Even Thriller had The Girl Is Mine.

Man I can assure you that you will know you are old when you drive by a college and all the students look like kids. Trust me.  So no.

yeah, i visited my campus a couple months ago after 7 years and was like who are all these goddamn kids??


some of them teachers were fine tho

[Takuan]

That's high praise.

[Phoenix Dark]

My ex was 19 though.


I made a huge mistake

[mormapope]

I've always been really attracted to women in their 30's, 40's, and 50's. Is there a term for that?

[king of the internet]

I've always been really attracted to women in their 30's, 40's, and 50's. Is there a term for that?

Probably something to do with a deep seated desire to fuck your mother.

[nudemacusers]

cougars

[Phoenix Dark]

I've always been really attracted to women in their 30's, 40's, and 50's. Is there a term for that?

Desperate.

leper this man

[mormapope]

I've always been really attracted to women in their 30's, 40's, and 50's. Is there a term for that?

Probably something to do with a deep seated desire to fuck your mother.

We all want to fuck our mom or dad breh. Sometimes both, sometimes both at the same time.

Nietzsche 101  :lenowned

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148354451&postcount=131

teeball in post form

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148354451&postcount=131

teeball in post form

[Himu]

THE GIRL IS MINE IS A GOOD SONG

[Phoenix Dark]

THE GIRL IS MINE IS A GOOD SONG

reported

[Himu]

The Girl Is Mine's biggest sin is that it comes after Baby Be Mine, and it just feels repetitive. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't so much worse than Baby Be Mine but it's a good duet! Still a better song than Thriller, though.

https://m.

[nudemacusers]

girl this, baby that


the signs were there brehs

[Himu]

[/r/neofeg]

honor a pedophile on basis he created good music, brehs

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148353329&postcount=751

I just tried to PM Aisha to get the scoops, but her account is unPMable.


I bet some real creepy shit was sent as soon as she went live.

[Himu]

I was rooting for a Quincy jones and MJ reunion so hard before MJ passed

And im not convinced mj was a pedophile.

[Himu]

honor a pedophile on basis he created good music, brehs

R kelly peed on a girl and he made ignition remix so it's pretty separate artist from their fuck ups imo

[mormapope]

Michael Jackson, greatest black and white artist of all time.

EDIT: When it comes to the output or quality from a creepy dude, Woody Allen is the worst.

[Himu]

Chinatown is overrated. and the ending is depressing

[nudemacusers]

ehhh i really don't want to have a hash out of this but

http://www.sbscpublicaccess.org/docs/ctdocs/011805pltreqaseemd.pdf

have nude young boy pictorals and in the bedroom in which you have kids sleep over, brehs

also encourage your child guests to masturbate, brehs.

[Himu]

ehhh i really don't want to have a hash out of this but

http://www.sbscpublicaccess.org/docs/ctdocs/011805pltreqaseemd.pdf

have nude young boy pictorals and in the bedroom in which you have kids sleep over, brehs

Nooo

[mormapope]

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/dispatches/features/2005/dispatches_from_the_michael_jackson_trial_2/the_porn_they_found_at_neverland.html

    Live Young Girls (cover line: "Dildo Delinquents in Sex Toy Orgy")
    Oui (admirably succinct cover line: "Young Snatch")
    Penthouse (special issue: "Penis Sizes of the Stars"; unclear whether MJ was featured)
    Plumpers (the cover shot—which I hesitate to describe—strongly suggests that this magazine features plus-sized women)

There were also a couple of titles that referred to specific age categories. For instance, there were issues of Barely Legal. And there was also a separate magazine called Just Legal. And a third magazine—I'm not making this up—called Finally Legal. (This niche is clearly booming. I'm thinking I may launch a few titles myself. So far I've come up with At Last, Legal and Not Illegal—But Only by the Very Slimmest of Margins.)

Ah, OK, here comes the little-boy-related evidence: Apparently, detectives discovered a framed photograph of Macaulay Culkin displayed "on a piece of furniture in Mr. Jackson's bathroom."

[nudemacusers]

another day, another thread were mods have to anonymously lock a pedo thread because the ephebophile defense force rises up against unjust labeling.

[Rufus]

Ya know, I wonder if people who have not had kids view 18 year old girls differently then those of us with daughters? Just saying they are kids to me man.

Nah. The only time teenagers didn't sound like kids to me was when I was younger than them. The only way to come off mature at that age is to stay silent most of the time.

[Himu]

Teenagers are self absorbed children. Which is funny because when you're a teenager you totally understand. It's easy to forget that when you're a teen the world always feels like it's over. My favorite teens are quiet teens, but even those, like my 17 year old cousin, feel completely alien and in her own world.

[Phoenix Dark]

I have a an "ephebo" cousin, who I do a variety of things with. She acts like a kid, sounds like a kid, etc. Some of her friends look grown-ish...but being around them for 5 seconds makes it quite clear they're kids. I don't have kids so I see this through the prism of other family members, and man...I can't imagine being attracted to that.

Why would you want to date a kid, as an adult? Hell I learned firsthand that 19yos are out of my mental realm.

[Himu]

I have a an "ephebo" cousin, who I do a variety of things with. She acts like a kid, sounds like a kid, etc. Some of her friends look grown-ish...but being around them for 5 seconds makes it quite clear they're kids. I don't have kids so I see this through the prism of other family members, and man...I can't imagine being attracted to that.

Why would you want to date a kid, as an adult? Hell I learned firsthand that 19yos are out of my mental realm.

[Joe Molotov]

I have a an "ephebo" cousin, who I do a variety of things with. She acts like a kid, sounds like a kid, etc. Some of her friends look grown-ish...but being around them for 5 seconds makes it quite clear they're kids. I don't have kids so I see this through the prism of other family members, and man...I can't imagine being attracted to that.

Why would you want to date a kid, as an adult? Hell I learned firsthand that 19yos are out of my mental realm.

[Phoenix Dark]

Doing things as in teaching her how to drive, cook, play basketball correctly, etc.

[Joe Molotov]

That's how it starts. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

(Image removed from quote.)

That's high praise.

Who's maf? Serious question, sorry.

[FatalT]

I have a an "ephebo" cousin, who I do a variety of things with. She acts like a kid, sounds like a kid, etc. Some of her friends look grown-ish...but being around them for 5 seconds makes it quite clear they're kids. I don't have kids so I see this through the prism of other family members, and man...I can't imagine being attracted to that.

Why would you want to date a kid, as an adult? Hell I learned firsthand that 19yos are out of my mental realm.

What does that even mean, being an "ephebo" person?

[nudemacusers]

I have a an "ephebo" cousin, who I do a variety of things with.

Doing things as in teaching her how to drive, cook, play basketball correctly, etc.

aka grooming

[Am_I_Anonymous]

(Image removed from quote.)

That's high praise.

Who's maf? Serious question, sorry.

[Himu]

mr angry face

[Phoenix Dark]

I have a an "ephebo" cousin, who I do a variety of things with. She acts like a kid, sounds like a kid, etc. Some of her friends look grown-ish...but being around them for 5 seconds makes it quite clear they're kids. I don't have kids so I see this through the prism of other family members, and man...I can't imagine being attracted to that.

Why would you want to date a kid, as an adult? Hell I learned firsthand that 19yos are out of my mental realm.

What does that even mean, being an "ephebo" person?

14-19 apparently.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Mr. Angry Face. Classic poster. I think he worked at Microsoft with Drinky and the others. I forget what he changed his name to, but IIRC he came back here for a brief spell not too long ago.

Cool.

[Phoenix Dark]

He still posts here.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Am I in arm's length of the nerd ruling class PD? I'm legit enthused.

[nudemacusers]

I have a an "ephebo" cousin, who I do a variety of things with. She acts like a kid, sounds like a kid, etc. Some of her friends look grown-ish...but being around them for 5 seconds makes it quite clear they're kids. I don't have kids so I see this through the prism of other family members, and man...I can't imagine being attracted to that.

Why would you want to date a kid, as an adult? Hell I learned firsthand that 19yos are out of my mental realm.

What does that even mean, being an "ephebo" person?

14-19 apparently.

those are called teenagers. do you go around calling toddlers pedos?

[StealthFan]

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148363238&postcount=85
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148364444&postcount=89
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148372985&postcount=128

spazzing out over borderlands? 

Avatar Mustaches for The Order: 1886 Hype
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=976055

hype crushed swiftly by modbot