1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Am_I_Anonymous]

No your sister does all my crafting. We don't even have to haggle.

It's nice to know my sister can look past erectile dysfunction. She's very mature for her age.

Well to be fair the smell of humus and years of abuse for simply being female are about as off putting as it can be.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Lol!

[dmj]

The Bloodborne fans are so incessant. They've resorted to shitting up any witcher thread with Bloodborne talk. They're so insecure about their tentpole exclusive being overshadowed by a better game it seems.

[Sausage]

No child or real adult is going to buy that shit. Breakout IP? Fucking delusional manbabies. Plus normals would have to be aware of the game's existence in the first place.  It is a Wii U exclusive after all...

All those people have to do is watch NoA's amazing commercials for the game and they'll be instantly sold.



Who could possibly say no to that?

Does Nickelodeon still do that slime thing? Could be a pretty good marketing oppurtunity for Nintendo if so.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

The Bloodborne fans are so incessant. They've resorted to shitting up any witcher thread with Bloodborne talk. They're so insecure about their tentpole exclusive being overshadowed by a better game it seems.

Sony is slowly Sonying themselves back to where they belong. How the fuck you gonna let the Witcher run better on Xbone than the glorious PS4?

What can they do? Attack the game duh.

Dorks.

[Kara]

No your sister does all my crafting. We don't even have to haggle.

Please. Like I'm supposed to believe an Arab won't haggle.

[Cascade]

Help Name Windows 10's Moe Girl #1

Someone post this in there:

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052124

I know the biggest question currently is "Why is a Graphic Novel Kickstarter on gaming side?" The reason for this is because Savage Empire is the starting point for something bigger. With the success of this Graphic Novel we could see this universe fully realized into a game. I'm sure Bishoptl will be in here to clarify for those of you still curious about it. For those who don't know Bishoptl was the designer for Turok 2008. This projects goal is to become a spiritual successor of sorts to that game.

 

[StealthFan]

Turok 2008

Fuck anyone says Turok is jokes in general

[king of the internet]

Should at least leave the 2008 out of the description so it could mean either to those who don't know...

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Was he a designer?  I thought he was a production assistant aka coffee fetcher

[brob]

Should at least leave the 2008 out of the description so it could mean either to those who don't know...

you might be overestimating the developers of turok 2008 tbh

[Cheddahz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052121

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052121

 

No Kid 'n Play?

[Joe Molotov]

Kris Kross'll make ya jump, jump.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052124

Pitch reads generic as hell.
Makes me want to pick some classic Dredd though.

[BrokenVerses]

The Bloodborne fans are so incessant. They've resorted to shitting up any witcher thread with Bloodborne talk. They're so insecure about their tentpole exclusive being overshadowed by a better game it seems.

2015 GAF GOTY should bring some tantrums. Sony exclusive Bloodborne, a Metal Gear Solid game with all the Kojima/Konami drama surrounding it, and then the best WRPG in years looming over all.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

Its still gonna be mostly ninthings bitching about why splatoon and yoshis wolly world got snubbed by all the gaming media.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052121

 

 

[Take My Breh Away]

Its still gonna be mostly ninthings bitching about why splatoon and yoshis wolly world got snubbed by all the gaming media.

Woe betide the poor bastard that rightfully drops a 6 or 7 on Splatoon because of the lack of content. It's going to be the Ninthing equivalent of Driveclub with more "I swear she was drawn 18, officer".

[Purrp Skirrp]

Ghost is the better pick.

[FStop7]

It would be RZA hands down if his rhymes were consistently as good as Protect Ya Neck.  That verse still burns.

[OnlyRegret]

The Bloodborne fans are so incessant. They've resorted to shitting up any witcher thread with Bloodborne talk. They're so insecure about their tentpole exclusive being overshadowed by a better game it seems.

I'd been playing and stuck to the OT mostly.

Wandered over to the W3 UK sales thread and wow, some catty drama happening.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=165261618

[dmj]

Woe betide the poor bastard that rightfully drops a 6 or 7 on Splatoon because of the lack of content. It's going to be the Ninthing equivalent of Driveclub with more "I swear she was drawn 18, officer".

The Review thread for Splatoon has the opportunity to be even better than the The Order Review thread, mostly since the Ninthings are pinning so much on this game and at least the Sony Ponies could fall back on Stillborne to prop up.

[Kara]

Stillborne

[StealthFan]

[seagrams hotsauce]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052121

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165276831&postcount=132

12 people in his top 5 rappers and 75% of them are white. dude is putting in work in this topic

[Supermanisdead]

in what world is eminenema a good rapper

[Sausage]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052121

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165276831&postcount=132

12 people in his top 5 rappers and 75% of them are white. dude is putting in work in this topic

+ lupe

Got a listener of REAL  hip hop on our hands here.

[brob]

That's a great post, but the Looptroop shoutout is not specific enough. Everybody knows that entire group was carried by the sentient cac-dread known as Promoe.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165260097&postcount=20

No GZA? (Image removed from quote.)

gza is mad overrated real talk

[doctavius bonbon]

Liquid Swords was dope, but Ghostface's output is on another level.

[Kara]

Why do y'all keep talking about the Green person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation Alliance.

[king of the internet]

in what world is eminenema a good rapper

In the world of angsty teenagers and white trash who never grew out of being angsty teenagers at the turn of the century.

[FStop7]

Eminem's _really_ talented but I never liked most of his subject matter...  but some of his freestyles are unbelievable.

[Huff]

learned at trivia today eminem is 42. dudes got good genes.

[seagrams hotsauce]

On a technical ability Eminem is one of the best ever - even when he's doing songs where he's doing a gay persian voice the whole time, the stuff he does with rhyme schemes is insane - but that doesn't make anything after MMLP any less unlistenable. It's funny that one of the earliest beefs was with Canibus, who was world champion 'guy who can rap his ass off without making very many good songs' til Em came along.

Admittedly a large part of my disgust/animosity for Em comes from his fanbase. I'd be less annoyed by him coming up in discussions of 'best ever' if the people bringing him up didn't constantly admit they only listen to him, Immortal Technique, and Tech nine or something equally cornball. I think after I heard a trust fund kid say "I think Eminem is the best rapper ever, and that's not just because he's white" I became instantly suspect of anyone who's go-to favorite rapper after 1999 is eminem.

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052124

I know the biggest question currently is "Why is a Graphic Novel Kickstarter on gaming side?" The reason for this is because Savage Empire is the starting point for something bigger. With the success of this Graphic Novel we could see this universe fully realized into a game. I'm sure Bishoptl will be in here to clarify for those of you still curious about it. For those who don't know Bishoptl was the designer for Turok 2008. This projects goal is to become a spiritual successor of sorts to that game.

 

I need some wikipedia type confirmation on that claim to fame

[StealthFan]

I knew only cacs fucked with Tech N9ne when I discovered my cousin listened to him.

[Mr. Nobody]

I was already weary listening to the music but once I realized the ICP connection, I had to toss dude to the bushes

[seagrams hotsauce]

I've never met a black Tech Nine fan.

Well, there's at least one. I blame skateboarding.


Also, how this dude got his name on a song that has an uncredited andre 3k verse is unfathomable

[shidoshi]

Man, all the hate for Splatoon in here. I've been playing the full version of the game for a while now, and I don't know - I think this is a game people really shouldn't write off.

[Phoenix Dark]

ya and it would be meth / deck if they had good discographies but you know how that goes

RZA's basement flooding has to be one of the most tragic moments in hip hop. That shit single highhandedly doomed Deck and also kinda fucked Meth's first album.

[seagrams hotsauce]

ya and it would be meth / deck if they had good discographies but you know how that goes

RZA's basement flooding has to be one of the most tragic moments in hip hop. That shit single highhandedly doomed Deck and also kinda fucked Meth's first album.

If Noah himself had liberated the instrumentals for decks first album from RZAs basement, it still would have sucked

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Eminem has talent but not much range.  It's either emo bullshit, talking shit about his mom, or getting loaded.  I liked Marshall Mathers LP but The Eminem Show was a sign that he didn't really have much to talk about.  He's better than dogshit-tier rappers like Wiz Khalifa or Waka Flocka Flame but then again, what the fuck does that mean anyway as both are about as garbage as they can get.

I knew of black Tech N9ne fans but that was a decade ago, well before he got into the Juggalo scene.  It's always baffling when legitimate people (like Chuck D) end up being a juggalo. 

[Mr. Nobody]

ya and it would be meth / deck if they had good discographies but you know how that goes

RZA's basement flooding has to be one of the most tragic moments in hip hop. That shit single highhandedly doomed Deck and also kinda fucked Meth's first album.

If Noah himself had liberated the instrumentals for decks first album from RZAs basement, it still would have sucked

Bububu they were in a rare creative whirlwind of Puerto Rican prostitutes and jeffrey smoking sessions, you just can't recreate that magic!

Are you two absolutely certain of this? 

[Mr. Nobody]

I bet you go to the mall every winter and tell them kids that aint Santa either

That's fucked up breh 

[toku]

As a big Meth fan, yeah, I would never put Tical anywhere near same league as Liquid Swords, Ironman or even OBCL. I can run those albums whole way through but I skip joints on all the Meth albums I actually likie.

[seagrams hotsauce]

ya and it would be meth / deck if they had good discographies but you know how that goes

RZA's basement flooding has to be one of the most tragic moments in hip hop. That shit single highhandedly doomed Deck and also kinda fucked Meth's first album.

If Noah himself had liberated the instrumentals for decks first album from RZAs basement, it still would have sucked

Bububu they were in a rare creative whirlwind of Puerto Rican prostitutes and jeffrey smoking sessions, you just can't recreate that magic!

Are you two absolutely certain of this? 

Well, I am. Deck never did shit between 36 chambers and forever. Outside of two verses on those albums, he's never done shit since or before.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

The Wu is dead. Yet another thing your generation has ruined.

[FStop7]

GZA philosophically rapped about being a trucker.  You can't top that.

Honestly, my favorite MC list would be something like Biggie, Guru, MF Doom, GZA, Ghostface.

[king of the internet]

The Wu is dead. Yet another thing your generation has ruined.

More like ruined by the passage of time.  It's just natural to lose your edge and increase in corniness as you become advanced in age.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165243876&postcount=3

[Vertigo]

On a technical ability Eminem is one of the best ever - even when he's doing songs where he's doing a gay persian voice the whole time, the stuff he does with rhyme schemes is insane - but that doesn't make anything after MMLP any less unlistenable. It's funny that one of the earliest beefs was with Canibus, who was world champion 'guy who can rap his ass off without making very many good songs' til Em came along.

Admittedly a large part of my disgust/animosity for Em comes from his fanbase. I'd be less annoyed by him coming up in discussions of 'best ever' if the people bringing him up didn't constantly admit they only listen to him, Immortal Technique, and Tech nine or something equally cornball. I think after I heard a trust fund kid say "I think Eminem is the best rapper ever, and that's not just because he's white" I became instantly suspect of anyone who's go-to favorite rapper after 1999 is eminem.

Sadly Em has become the rapper people who don't like rap like. His also been lacking as a rapper since Encore. I had my wifeys uncle over to our house a few weeks back to put in a door for us, older white guy. And he told me that he doesn't like rap but Eminem is a "poet" whose songs have a "deeper meaning". Outside I was  inside I was 

Couldn't even be bothered to educate him on good rappers outside Em as it would fall on deaf ears.

[Vertigo]

Also the best member of the Wu is hands down Ghostface.

The only Wu member with at least three cast iron classics under his belt.

[StealthFan]

Take this shit to the hiphop threads

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Take this shit to the hiphop threads

take your shit to the tinder boards.

[thisismyusername]

Just take it to PMs or I'll tear you both apart.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052606

Drive Club fans

[Mr. Nobody]

ya and it would be meth / deck if they had good discographies but you know how that goes

RZA's basement flooding has to be one of the most tragic moments in hip hop. That shit single highhandedly doomed Deck and also kinda fucked Meth's first album.

If Noah himself had liberated the instrumentals for decks first album from RZAs basement, it still would have sucked

Bububu they were in a rare creative whirlwind of Puerto Rican prostitutes and jeffrey smoking sessions, you just can't recreate that magic!

Are you two absolutely certain of this? 

Well, I am. Deck never did shit between 36 chambers and forever. Outside of two verses on those albums, he's never done shit since or before.

Yeah, those verses on all the solos in between never happened. You got it brehs