Author Topic: It's 20XX and people are mad online about Star War! (Read 557462 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #3840 on:** August 30, 2019, 12:59:16 PM »

That is probably the scene before they have to go and time travel to prevent this.

Or the space Nazi's just straight up win. That would be a nice change actually.

headwalk · « **Reply #3841 on:** August 30, 2019, 03:16:35 PM »

palps returns, the nupire crushes the nubellion in the first act then it's just a feel good story of how a fractured galaxy returned to order and prosperity.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3842 on:** August 30, 2019, 05:30:59 PM »

Quote from: Stro on August 30, 2019, 02:15:32 PM

Nintex literally supporting nazis is a turn I think everyone saw coming

filler liking a post by someone saying sympathetic things about nazis is a close second

Nintex · « **Reply #3843 on:** August 30, 2019, 06:25:50 PM »

What if the rebels try to find the death star to use it against the empire.

"Sure, Lando can fix this thing and we can all go home!"

"Oops, the ghost of the emperor is still haunting this thing, halp"

Aw well at least with JJ at the helm it'll look pretty and probably won't have an ugly casino or fake snow planet

team filler · « **Reply #3844 on:** August 31, 2019, 01:46:07 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on August 30, 2019, 05:30:59 PM

Quote from: Stro on August 30, 2019, 02:15:32 PM
Nintex literally supporting nazis is a turn I think everyone saw coming

filler liking a post by someone saying sympathetic things about nazis is a close second

Tasty · « **Reply #3845 on:** August 31, 2019, 02:01:58 PM »

PK FIRE

Tasty · « **Reply #3846 on:** September 13, 2019, 10:49:13 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #3847 on:** September 13, 2019, 10:54:27 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3848 on:** September 13, 2019, 02:33:05 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #3849 on:** September 13, 2019, 03:33:56 PM »

This is literally the shit that has to happen in the movie if they're going to destroy the 200+ Star Destroyers the First Order has with an army of 20 rebels.

chronovore · « **Reply #3850 on:** September 24, 2019, 01:38:52 AM »

Yeeeeowtch. That was great.

Momo · « **Reply #3851 on:** September 26, 2019, 03:58:07 AM »

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/marvel-s-kevin-feige-developing-star-wars-movie-disney-1243481

yaaay more bland content

Ghoul · « **Reply #3852 on:** September 26, 2019, 08:34:34 AM »

Disney "We're making too many star wars movies at once"

Also Disney "Let's make more Star Wars films"

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3853 on:** September 26, 2019, 08:41:17 AM »

Quote from: Momo on August 30, 2019, 12:31:01 PM

They'll send in John Wick

You know what? Unironically, that'd be an improvement. I bet John Wick could kill the entire fleet within a minute breaking no sweat.

Bonus, he wouldn't be missing the broadside of a barn like Stormtroopers.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3854 on:** September 26, 2019, 08:58:55 AM »

Quote from: Borealis on August 26, 2019, 10:06:59 AM

Someone's compiled the leaks and spoilers for Ep IX so far:

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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NdogzVKRgecnANjj3I_0d-mUFI5n2AswYDBdOEnmwvc/edit
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Enjoy.

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The worm is injured. In a display of previously unknown power, Rey is able to heal the worm’s injuries, satiating the worm and providing the heroes the chance they needed to escape.

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What the fuck.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3855 on:** September 26, 2019, 09:28:43 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on September 26, 2019, 08:58:55 AM

Quote from: Borealis on August 26, 2019, 10:06:59 AM
Someone's compiled the leaks and spoilers for Ep IX so far:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NdogzVKRgecnANjj3I_0d-mUFI5n2AswYDBdOEnmwvc/edit
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Enjoy.

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The worm is injured. In a display of previously unknown power, Rey is able to heal the worm’s injuries, satiating the worm and providing the heroes the chance they needed to escape.
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What the fuck.

I think that's just the plot of the Dune porno parody.

Ghoul · « **Reply #3856 on:** September 27, 2019, 08:42:12 AM »

https://twitter.com/brielarson/status/1177395682036109312

Do it Kevin.

Momo · « **Reply #3857 on:** September 27, 2019, 09:03:35 AM »

it's already fucked, so who cares :LucasShrug

Occam · « **Reply #3858 on:** September 27, 2019, 10:31:38 AM »

Whenever I hear Brie, I think of this:

chronovore · « **Reply #3859 on:** September 29, 2019, 09:11:44 PM »

Quote from: Occam on September 27, 2019, 10:31:38 AM

Whenever I hear Brie, I think of this:
(Image removed from quote.)

And when I saw that, my first thought was "Imperial Star Destroyer!"

kingv · « **Reply #3860 on:** September 30, 2019, 10:59:35 AM »

I read all those spoilers and it really sounds like a fan fiction.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #3861 on:** September 30, 2019, 11:16:40 AM »

Quote from: kingv on September 30, 2019, 10:59:35 AM

I read all those spoilers and it really sounds like a fan fiction.

It kind of is when you think about it.

bluemax · « **Reply #3862 on:** October 02, 2019, 01:52:09 AM »

Quote from: Borealis on August 26, 2019, 10:06:59 AM

Someone's compiled the leaks and spoilers for Ep IX so far:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NdogzVKRgecnANjj3I_0d-mUFI5n2AswYDBdOEnmwvc/edit
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Enjoy.

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These seem to have changed from the last time I read them... and these are actually a lot better. It still has the problem of too much reliance on old nostalgia and everyone being interconnected, but it reads like a more enjoyable Star Wars movie overall.

benjipwns · « **Reply #3863 on:** October 21, 2019, 10:00:36 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3864 on:** October 21, 2019, 10:31:38 PM »

Looks dope, only losers bitch about Star Wars

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #3865 on:** October 21, 2019, 10:42:43 PM »

All this talk about the end of the saga would mean something if the sequel trilogy actually had any real weight or feeling behind it. I don't really care about these characters and they sure don't feel like a group of friends. C3P0 saying "I'm looking at my friends" feels so empty. These characters hardly feel like they've interacted. I don't even feel like Rey knows Poe and so on. The sequel trilogy has really failed.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3866 on:** October 21, 2019, 10:43:30 PM »

lol loser

benjipwns · « **Reply #3867 on:** October 21, 2019, 10:51:34 PM »

it's probably the more interesting of the trailers for any of this trilogy

i like seein all dem star destroyers, especially breaking out of the ice, makes me think of the Thrawn Trilogy where they're trying to unearth all the old ships they can

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #3868 on:** October 22, 2019, 01:33:59 AM »

Oh Rose is in it! I'm sure this'll be GREAT!

EchoRin · « **Reply #3869 on:** October 22, 2019, 01:55:19 AM »

That trailer actually got me hyped opposed to the one where Rey jumps over evil ship in desert trailer.

I still think the second film didn't line things up well enough to build up a final crescendo, but whatever. At this point you gotta conclude it even if the characters arcs seem undercooked.

And in response to the other post, why wouldn't Rose still be in this movie? I don't recall her dying or anything after trying to pull a love can bloom on a battlefield moment which was awful awful awful in episode 8.

Edit: I agree with Rahx.

team filler · « **Reply #3870 on:** October 22, 2019, 02:21:47 AM »

it will be the best out of the triology, but that's like being the best out of the marvel crapverse. completely forgettable, with no good reason for repeat viewings. except it's so unmemorable that you end up watching again at some point, then regret and forget again

headwalk · « **Reply #3871 on:** October 22, 2019, 04:00:59 AM »

it's true, all of it: https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/cxmfsv/the_basic_plot_of_episode_ix_the_rise_of/

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 21, 2019, 10:42:43 PM

All this talk about the end of the saga would mean something if the sequel trilogy actually had any real weight or feeling behind it. I don't really care about these characters and they sure don't feel like a group of friends. C3P0 saying "I'm looking at my friends" feels so empty. These characters hardly feel like they've interacted. I don't even feel like Rey knows Poe and so on. The sequel trilogy has really failed.

yeah, i enjoyed the trailer, but it feels like they're trying to conjure a great sense of mystery, desperation and finality based on fuck all beyond big visuals, a soaring soundtrack and lines usually found on the wall of a call centre. like trying to conjure enthusiasm for your 5th wank of the hour by hanging your belt round the door handle.

still, it can't be as creatively barren as VII or outright terrible as VIII, even if the leaks make it sound like a parody of how JJ would make a star wars film.

headwalk · « **Reply #3872 on:** October 22, 2019, 04:23:33 AM »

even the dopey

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sith dagger macguffin

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is in the trailer:

Ghoul · « **Reply #3873 on:** October 22, 2019, 05:41:13 AM »

just watched the trailer after having a few people text me about it.

I am no way going opening night to this.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #3874 on:** October 22, 2019, 09:20:38 AM »

Did u guys ever see this?

Pretty dope

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3875 on:** October 22, 2019, 09:38:42 AM »

You know, Rey, we really are the Star Wars.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #3876 on:** October 22, 2019, 10:59:25 AM »

The trailer has some really neat visuals and exciting set pieces it seems; already better than VIII in that sense, but this...

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 21, 2019, 10:42:43 PM

All this talk about the end of the saga would mean something if the sequel trilogy actually had any real weight or feeling behind it. I don't really care about these characters and they sure don't feel like a group of friends. C3P0 saying "I'm looking at my friends" feels so empty. These characters hardly feel like they've interacted. I don't even feel like Rey knows Poe and so on. The sequel trilogy has really failed.

Is the main issue.

It's comical how they managed to create a trilogy arguably more messy than the prequels one, not necessarily worse, but certainly less cohesive.
These characters barely had a clear arc, barely interacted with one another, and were essentially suffocated by the nostalgia bait and the old cameos.
Also how the fuck do you constantly retcon within the span of 3 movies? It's like each movie was bring written in secret, from the other ones.

Too bad, despite not thinking much of the movie itself, i really liked the new characters in VII.

kingv · « **Reply #3877 on:** October 22, 2019, 01:24:52 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 22, 2019, 01:33:59 AM

Oh Rose is in it! I'm sure this'll be GREAT!

The female Han Solo.

kingv · « **Reply #3878 on:** October 22, 2019, 01:27:20 PM »

Quote from: Don Rumata on October 22, 2019, 10:59:25 AM

The trailer has some really neat visuals and exciting set pieces it seems; already better than VIII in that sense, but this...
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 21, 2019, 10:42:43 PM
All this talk about the end of the saga would mean something if the sequel trilogy actually had any real weight or feeling behind it. I don't really care about these characters and they sure don't feel like a group of friends. C3P0 saying "I'm looking at my friends" feels so empty. These characters hardly feel like they've interacted. I don't even feel like Rey knows Poe and so on. The sequel trilogy has really failed.

Writing a trilogy one movie at a time, with no end goal in mind, and no consideration for what comes next is the dumbest way to handle these movies.

It's comical how they managed to create a trilogy arguably more messy than the prequels one, not necessarily worse, but certainly less cohesive.
These characters barely had a clear arc, barely interacted with one another, and were essentially suffocated by the nostalgia bait and the old cameos.
Also how the fuck do you constantly retcon within the span of 3 movies? It's like each movie was bring written in secret, from the other ones.

Too bad, despite not thinking much of the movie itself, i really liked the new characters in VII.

The written in secret thing is the problem with the trilogy. They wrote each movie of a trilogy, one movie at a time, with no consideration with where it was going next.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3879 on:** October 22, 2019, 01:30:41 PM »

Quote from: kingv on October 22, 2019, 01:27:20 PM

The written in secret thing is the problem with the trilogy. They wrote each movie of a trilogy, one movie at a time, with no consideration with where it was going next.

It still boggles my mind that they did this. Like, I'm actually fine with the second movie blasting apart the things that the first movie set up but if they're just going to retcon everything in the third movie, then what was the point of it all?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3880 on:** October 22, 2019, 01:31:21 PM »

Except for that 3CPO line it looks good.

Gonna enjoy another good Star Wars movie this winter.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3881 on:** October 22, 2019, 05:36:18 PM »

Quote from: kingv on October 22, 2019, 01:27:20 PM

Quote from: Don Rumata on October 22, 2019, 10:59:25 AM
The trailer has some really neat visuals and exciting set pieces it seems; already better than VIII in that sense, but this...
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 21, 2019, 10:42:43 PM
All this talk about the end of the saga would mean something if the sequel trilogy actually had any real weight or feeling behind it. I don't really care about these characters and they sure don't feel like a group of friends. C3P0 saying "I'm looking at my friends" feels so empty. These characters hardly feel like they've interacted. I don't even feel like Rey knows Poe and so on. The sequel trilogy has really failed.

Writing a trilogy one movie at a time, with no end goal in mind, and no consideration for what comes next is the dumbest way to handle these movies.

It's comical how they managed to create a trilogy arguably more messy than the prequels one, not necessarily worse, but certainly less cohesive.
These characters barely had a clear arc, barely interacted with one another, and were essentially suffocated by the nostalgia bait and the old cameos.
Also how the fuck do you constantly retcon within the span of 3 movies? It's like each movie was bring written in secret, from the other ones.

Too bad, despite not thinking much of the movie itself, i really liked the new characters in VII.

The written in secret thing is the problem with the trilogy. They wrote each movie of a trilogy, one movie at a time, with no consideration with where it was going next.

The most hilarious and mindboggling part is that this is the same company that had already released a dozen Marvel movies and had the next 20 movies mapped out. They paid $4 BILLION for Star Wars and then were like "just wing it, lul".

Ghoul · « **Reply #3882 on:** October 22, 2019, 05:42:13 PM »

They looked at the prequels and said these nerds eat up any old shit.
Go wild guys you can’t fuck this up more than Lucas!
Just make sure you add a bunch of characters we can sell figures of etc thanks!

bluemax · « **Reply #3883 on:** October 23, 2019, 01:20:51 AM »

Quote from: Stro on October 22, 2019, 12:11:24 PM

Have Poe/Rey had any interactions

I was thinking about this and I think maybe they meet barely at the end of TFA? And then again when she saves everyone at the end of TLJ? Also I couldn't remember which happens first, the big nonsense portion on the Star Destroyer or the nonsense on the ground.

headwalk · « **Reply #3884 on:** October 23, 2019, 04:28:54 AM »

i'm sure they'll have had loads of great heartwarming adventures of daring do and camaderie in the big void between the shite films.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3885 on:** October 23, 2019, 05:37:11 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 22, 2019, 01:33:59 AM

Oh Rose is in it! I'm sure this'll be GREAT!

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 22, 2019, 05:36:18 PM

Quote from: kingv on October 22, 2019, 01:27:20 PM
Quote from: Don Rumata on October 22, 2019, 10:59:25 AM
The trailer has some really neat visuals and exciting set pieces it seems; already better than VIII in that sense, but this...
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 21, 2019, 10:42:43 PM
All this talk about the end of the saga would mean something if the sequel trilogy actually had any real weight or feeling behind it. I don't really care about these characters and they sure don't feel like a group of friends. C3P0 saying "I'm looking at my friends" feels so empty. These characters hardly feel like they've interacted. I don't even feel like Rey knows Poe and so on. The sequel trilogy has really failed.

Writing a trilogy one movie at a time, with no end goal in mind, and no consideration for what comes next is the dumbest way to handle these movies.

It's comical how they managed to create a trilogy arguably more messy than the prequels one, not necessarily worse, but certainly less cohesive.
These characters barely had a clear arc, barely interacted with one another, and were essentially suffocated by the nostalgia bait and the old cameos.
Also how the fuck do you constantly retcon within the span of 3 movies? It's like each movie was bring written in secret, from the other ones.

Too bad, despite not thinking much of the movie itself, i really liked the new characters in VII.

The written in secret thing is the problem with the trilogy. They wrote each movie of a trilogy, one movie at a time, with no consideration with where it was going next.

The most hilarious and mindboggling part is that this is the same company that had already released a dozen Marvel movies and had the next 20 movies mapped out. They paid $4 BILLION for Star Wars and then were like "just wing it, lul".

They knew you bitches would eat anything Star Wars releated, and surprise: You did with them making box-office bank on the last two.

The only way to stop them and have them pull a MCU on the series (aka: plan everything) is have more "Solo: A Star Wars story" bombs.

Huff · « **Reply #3886 on:** October 23, 2019, 06:11:04 AM »

Trailer was boring. Meh I’ll torrent it in April

Don Rumata · « **Reply #3887 on:** October 23, 2019, 12:56:49 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on October 23, 2019, 05:37:11 AM

They knew you bitches would eat anything Star Wars releated, and surprise: You did with them making box-office bank on the last two.

The only way to stop them and have them pull a MCU on the series (aka: plan everything) is have more "Solo: A Star Wars story" bombs.

The only one i've seen in the cinema was VII, and i've stopped exactly because it was clear they didn't know what the fuck they were doing, so i wouldn't agree with that.
I'd say after the Prequel Trilogy/Special Editions, anybody was ecstatic to see SW in the hands of anybody BUT Lucas; they had a free goal, and still managed to sort of hit the post.

How the fuck do they manage to make every SW film that comes out somehow controversial, despite being a saga about space wizards and laser swords.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3888 on:** October 23, 2019, 05:07:51 PM »

Rogue One had it's heart in the right place. It was supposed to be a story about random people/misfits (getting fucked over by the Empire) banding together to pull off an impossible heist. Like a "Dirty Dozen" in space.

But (I'm guessing due to editing by the studio), the story was chopped up in such a way that you never felt like the other team members had their moment to shine and really be integral to pulling off the heist. So, we got all this set up of introducing them but never the pay off at the end.

I don't think world-building is really crucial in a story like that. It's more about character arcs and proper casting (which they also kind of whiffed on).

benjipwns · « **Reply #3889 on:** October 23, 2019, 05:38:29 PM »

What they did to Rogue One after starting marketing it was a canary in the long run.

Release a movie in which there's no shots from your first trailer remaining brehs.

Uncle · « **Reply #3890 on:** October 24, 2019, 08:15:34 AM »

Quote from: 213372bu on October 23, 2019, 04:07:07 PM

Another thing I'll bring up, that I've never seen anyone talk about, is just how lived-in that world feels in ANH.

You see a town of a bunch of poor folk controlled by an empire, filled with authoritative troops, and there's a jazz bar where smugglers interact.

jizz bar actually

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3891 on:** October 24, 2019, 08:46:16 AM »

The lack of jizzing in the sequel trilogy has been the biggest disappointment.

agrajag · « **Reply #3892 on:** October 24, 2019, 09:41:13 AM »

#FreeGeorgeLucas

give him unrestrained creative freedom so he can finally bring Darth Icky to the big screen

Don Rumata · « **Reply #3893 on:** October 24, 2019, 11:17:59 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on October 23, 2019, 05:38:29 PM

What they did to Rogue One after starting marketing it was a canary in the long run.

Release a movie in which there's no shots from your first trailer remaining brehs.

I think the director outright said he took some of those shots specifically because they'd look good in a trailer, without any intention of having them in the movie, which is beyond bizarre, even though it makes sense, that guy has only made visually fun movies, with nothing else behind them.

agrajag · « **Reply #3894 on:** October 24, 2019, 11:22:34 AM »

Rogue One was better than Solo and Last Jedi

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3895 on:** October 24, 2019, 01:06:10 PM »

Quote from: Stro on October 24, 2019, 12:28:17 PM

Darth Icky sitting in the corner of the jizz bar, asking strangers if they've ever heard the tragedy of Great Plagueis the Wise....only to add a little more to the story that SHEV left out: Plagueis came back to life and he's ickier than ever

I'm thinking about this gif but with a Darth Vader helmet:

team filler · « **Reply #3896 on:** October 26, 2019, 12:36:19 AM »

https://twitter.com/LabourDarren/status/1187813067092045829

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3897 on:** October 28, 2019, 11:10:22 PM »

I give the new Mandalorian trailer Werner Herzog out of 10.

NekoFever · « **Reply #3898 on:** October 29, 2019, 05:24:01 AM »

I didn't know he was in it until I watched this trailer and suddenly I'm much more interested.

Ghoul · « **Reply #3899 on:** October 29, 2019, 06:28:51 AM »

Who got their tickets to star wars then? Admit it!

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Author Topic: It's 20XX and people are mad online about Star War! (Read 557462 times)