While chomping on a cuban cigar Dick Cheney who was waiting outside for Liz to leave Washington said: "Don't worry darling, I will keep you safe"
"Thanks dad!" Liz cheered as they boarded the Black Hawk helicopter to an undisclosed location escorted by a Squadron of F22's and a stealth bomber carrying a nuclear payload.
"Just some old friends of mine" Cheney said with a smile adjusting his cowboy hat and reloading his .45 Magnum.
"Say, this Trump fella is getting pretty dangerous, shouldn't we act?" the former Vice President wondered according to our sources.
"No, no dad, he's doing exactly what we want him to do, getting rid of the Clintons and the other liberals"
"So no bombing Florida today Liz?" he wondered to which Liz Cheney replied: "No bombing today dad"
"And the Chaos Emeralds?" Cheney asked her.
"Safe with George on the ranch dad, safe with George on the Ranch"
"Thank god Karl told him to buy that ranch" Dick said while he accidentally shot a flight attendant in the face who quickly apologized for bleeding over the floor.
"You think he'll find it?" Liz asked her dad.
"Who, Trump?" Cheney chuckled. "He can't find a strip club in Vegas let alone Iraq on a map"
