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« Reply #2820 on: October 14, 2022, 12:34:30 PM »
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« Reply #2824 on: October 22, 2022, 12:04:43 PM »


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« Reply #2827 on: October 22, 2022, 11:59:17 PM »
Good news everyone!

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« Reply #2828 on: October 24, 2022, 10:17:13 AM »
I feel bad for the corporation that patents my DNA. Not gonna be a great ROI for them.
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« Reply #2829 on: October 24, 2022, 07:26:21 PM »

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« Reply #2832 on: October 26, 2022, 10:39:36 AM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cigarettes/comments/yddwec/dr_richard_doll_the_guy_who_proved_smoking_causes/

But he could still never disprove that smoking causes you to look cool.  :success

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« Reply #2833 on: October 28, 2022, 03:17:13 PM »
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« Reply #2836 on: October 31, 2022, 03:00:13 PM »
https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1587095890983936000

The withdrawal from Afghanistan was a huge success, the people waved the troops goodbye as they went on new adventures in Ukraine, I mean Poland.
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There is no inflation, your funds are safe

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« Reply #2837 on: November 01, 2022, 04:51:42 PM »
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« Reply #2840 on: November 02, 2022, 05:01:10 AM »
its the same thing

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« Reply #2841 on: November 02, 2022, 07:54:51 AM »
twitter.com/lhfang/status/1587095890983936000[/url]

The withdrawal from Afghanistan was a huge success, the people waved the troops goodbye as they went on new adventures in Ukraine, I mean Poland.
COVID originated from a guy eating soup made from an infected bat.
There is no inflation, your funds are safe

Stop spreading misinformation you Nazi
https://twitter.com/jonivy/status/1587542650541875200

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« Reply #2842 on: November 08, 2022, 12:29:27 AM »
The $1.9 billion powerball has been delayed and no one can explain whats happening

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« Reply #2843 on: November 08, 2022, 09:35:17 AM »
The $1.9 billion powerball has been delayed and no one can explain whats happening

Found the explanation:

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« Reply #2844 on: November 08, 2022, 03:24:42 PM »
Im hearing rumors that the leftist cabal is so upset with DeSantis immigration stunt, they have activated the chinese weather beacons and will be delivering punishing floods and torrential winds to Florida on September 29/30.

You heard it here first.

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« Reply #2845 on: November 09, 2022, 03:00:22 PM »


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« Reply #2846 on: November 09, 2022, 09:53:18 PM »
They're trying to keep the information from you, Joe, let me grab you some of the headlines:
The Federal Bureau of Investigation is guilty of planting child pornography on personal computers belonging to Trump backers and employees of the Trump Organization, said a JAG employee who aided a U.S. Army Cyber Command inquiry to figure out the depth of the deplorable act and who had sanctioned it.

The military first heard the allegations in early September, when a former FBI agent reached out to Cyber Command with a startling story: He alleged that agents in the FBI’s Cyber Crimes Division–the lead federal agency for investigating cyber-attacks and intrusions—were committing crimes of their own rather than investigating the crimes of others. Agents (he did not know names, or the number involved) had discreetly embedded child pornography in emails sent to at least 25 of President Trump’s prominent financial backers, as well as four employees at Trump’s New York City offices.

The whistleblower, our source said, provided Cyber Command with digital copies of the emails, each of which appeared to have originated from either President Trump or his Save America fundraiser. In short, the true sender had spoofed names and I.P. addresses. Within that PDF were fundraising statistics and the familiar Save America logo colored red, white, and blue. Merely opening the PDF triggered undetectable malicious code that wrote hidden pornographic files to the recipients’ boot drive and buried them in invisible folders inside Windows ShellComponents folder.

“This type of attack is nothing new and was pioneered in the 90s. It’s normally rudimentary and picked up by anti-virus and anti-malware software. Federal agents have much more sophisticated means of cyber intrusion, so why the culprit chose this is a bit of a mystery. He—or they—did have skills to bypass Microsoft Defender, Norton, McAfee, Malware Bytes, Bit Defender, and so on,” our source said.
The projected Red Wave that would have given Republican lawmakers decisive control of both House and Senate was little more than a stagnant, algae-filled puddle.

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As citizens and politicians anxiously scrutinized results, so too did the White Hat partition of the U.S. military. At U.S. Army Cyber Command headquarters in Fort Gordon, Georgia, cyber security analysts began noticing election irregularities early in the day. Approximately 35% of vote tabulators—electronic devices into which ballots are fed and counted—experienced what the Maricopa County Elections Department called a “technical hiccup,” which persisted for several hours. Unbeknownst to election officials, White Hats had undercover boots on the ground as the “glitch” forced voters to cast ballots elsewhere or forego voting altogether. At least one machine had active Wi-Fi and was connected to the internet, a Cyber Command source told RRN.

“Tabulators that mark ballots shouldn’t be Wi-Fi capable. It makes them susceptible to outside tampering and intrusion,” he said.

Cyber Command, he added, has “obtained” a compromised machine and is evaluating “suspicious” connection logs.

Cyber Command is also analyzing a video that purportedly shows a Maricopa County election worker doctoring a stack of ballots.

Arizona is a hotbed rife with election fraud. Elsewhere in Maricopa County, voters seeking to cast ballots at locales with working machines were told by poll workers that if they had come to vote (why else would they be there?) they could vote only for Democrats because no Republican officials were on the premises. They were either told to come back later or to vote elsewhere.

“We’ve heard 50 such reports,” our source said. “We’re working to verify them.”

Despite the fraud in Arizona, Republican Kari Lake is projected to win the gubernatorial race.


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« Reply #2848 on: November 12, 2022, 04:19:24 PM »
Are the feds hiding another stargate in somalia?
why don't they want people to go?

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/somalia-travel-advisory.html

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Review your personal security plan and visit our page on Travel to High-Risk Areas.

Avoid sailing near the coast of Somalia and review the Live Piracy Report published by the International Maritime Bureau.

Draft a will and designate appropriate insurance beneficiaries and/or power of attorney.

Discuss a plan with loved ones regarding care/custody of children, pets, property, belongings, non-liquid assets (collections, artwork, etc.), funeral wishes, etc.

Share important documents, login information, and points of contact with loved ones so that they can manage your affairs if you are unable to return as planned to the United States.  Find a suggested list of such documents here.

Establish your own personal security plan in coordination with your employer or host organization (if you are traveling on business) or consider consulting with a professional security organization.

Develop a communication plan with family and/or your employer or host organization (if you are traveling on business), so that they can monitor your safety and location as you travel through high-risk areas.  This plan should specify whom you would contact first, and how that person should share the information.

Identify key sources of possible assistance for you and your family in case of emergency, such as the nearest U.S. embassy or consulate, FBI, the State Department, your employer (if traveling on business), and local friends/family in the high-risk area.

Be sure to appoint one family member to serve as the point of contact with hostage-takers, media, U.S. and host country government agencies, and members of Congress if you are taken hostage or detained.

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« Reply #2850 on: November 12, 2022, 07:17:27 PM »
Yes, the mastermind behind a dangerous military operation in the baltics is Liz Truss and the Russians know because they hacked her phone.  :confused
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« Reply #2851 on: November 13, 2022, 06:49:24 PM »
The Kremlin send out new orders



https://twitter.com/KimDotcom/status/1591846426514173952

Connect current thing, with current thing. It's so blatant at this point  :lol
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« Reply #2852 on: November 14, 2022, 10:49:52 AM »
Hmm that depiction of SBF doesn't pass my smell test.

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« Reply #2853 on: November 14, 2022, 02:30:35 PM »


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« Reply #2854 on: November 14, 2022, 02:43:39 PM »
He should change his name to Wankman :rodney
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« Reply #2855 on: November 14, 2022, 02:45:31 PM »
also walls iced cream is called good humour in amerikkka? thats fucking stupid :heh
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« Reply #2857 on: November 16, 2022, 09:32:59 AM »
also walls iced cream is called good humour in amerikkka? thats fucking stupid :heh

no, it's called good humor :bolo
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« Reply #2859 on: November 27, 2022, 04:55:31 AM »
China is a role model for ze world -   :tophat

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« Reply #2862 on: November 28, 2022, 06:24:27 PM »
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« Reply #2864 on: December 01, 2022, 12:43:23 PM »
Hopefully we get the Fentanyl The Chi Com Dragon and Kanye collab we never thought we needed :rejoice
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« Reply #2866 on: December 01, 2022, 01:01:41 PM »
https://twitter.com/tize4PF/status/1598373518978256923

Hitler invented highways and microphones  :lol

"Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table"

"Especially Hitler"

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https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1598376429330214912
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« Reply #2867 on: December 01, 2022, 01:06:00 PM »
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« Reply #2870 on: December 01, 2022, 01:37:47 PM »
Can’t find a video, but he also said this.

https://twitter.com/marisakabas/status/1598373518051254272

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« Reply #2871 on: December 01, 2022, 01:58:26 PM »
Woke icon Alex Jones :rejoice
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« Reply #2875 on: December 01, 2022, 08:01:25 PM »
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« Reply #2877 on: December 04, 2022, 01:05:55 AM »
This seems like an obvious one but I rarely see it: al Qaeda (etc.) and the American state (and later other states were invited in) are in cahoots. I don't mean like there's some kinds of secret ties between this dude and that dude or Osama is a CIA operative or it's all really false flags or whatever. I mean the more simple rational plan hit them and they figured it out as not an elaborate scheme but a totally obvious thing they should do. Is it because the story would be so boring?

The con: start an unending "war" from which both players benefit endlessly and tons of other people will be induced to participate willingly for financial or patriotic/religious reasons.
The members: it doesn't seem like it actually needs to be all that many, Osama (a billionaire with ties to another important state) is the obvious key figure, but I'm not sure he's essential he just already existed so they didn't have to create him.
The marks: everyone else.

The only objection I guess would be the part where the U.S. started killing the al Qaeda guys*. But I feel like simple betrayal by one of the con men explains this, not to mention the fact that once there's enough marks in the con they can't be controlled and would be willingly killing each other, that's a key part of the whole con. Why does nobody remark on how al Qaeda has never seemed to seriously target high level Western officials anywhere?

The timing is also essential, you can't do the con as long as there's other rival states, like before the Soviets would have started snooping around, before them the U.K., etc. The U.S. becomes the lone superpower and goes looking for threats and lands on "stateless terrorism" which is exactly the perfect setup for this con!

I'm sure somebody has gone into this further, but I never see it from the "normies" of conspiracy people, when you see the similar version it's just something done by the American state for their own goals, all of the benefits accrued to al Qaeda and related are ignored. Is it because conspiracy theorists only seem to be prone to believing completely absurd things that fall apart without fantastical leaps of logic and near supernatural abilities where everyone's motives and decision making is completely irrational? :lol

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« Reply #2879 on: December 04, 2022, 10:47:21 PM »
Wait, what does he mean "let's not forget about Obama" if Elon's the "first genetic hybrid that stuck"? :hmm