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[Oblivion]

I don't get it. Was the "troll" part where Mario misses the mushroom at the end?

[Joe Molotov]

I don't get it. Was the "troll" part where Mario misses the mushroom at the end?

The name was "All the Costumes Unlocked" which makes you think it's going to be a showcase of all the powerups, but instead you just get rickrolled, and then there was that ? Mushroom at the end that could have been a powerup but you can't even get it.

[Oblivion]

I don't get it. Was the "troll" part where Mario misses the mushroom at the end?

The name was "All the Costumes Unlocked" which makes you think it's going to be a showcase of all the powerups, but instead you just get rickrolled, and then there was that ? Mushroom at the end that could have been a powerup but you can't even get it.

Ohhh, somehow the costume thing didn't register to me. I'm dum.

[Tasty]

Porn kind of bores me tbh. I don't know...

  that's because you've watched too much of it and have become desensitized

I don't think this is it funny enough. I think I haven't found a proper niche where it's actually what sex is like, fumbling, laughing, genuinely having a great time and not faking a bunch of responses. It's just a lot of oral for him, oral for her, couple positions with deft efficiency then a facial. Meh.

Amateur? Voyeur?

[Kara]

You can never really see the penetration in those styles of porn

All iPhone stuff is that.

[Tasty]

Straight up penetration isn't that sexy.

[bluemax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1103725

The Bore's second favorite pedo is hard at work in this thread.

[zomgee]

Porn kind of bores me tbh. I don't know...

  that's because you've watched too much of it and have become desensitized

I don't think this is it funny enough. I think I haven't found a proper niche where it's actually what sex is like, fumbling, laughing, genuinely having a great time and not faking a bunch of responses. It's just a lot of oral for him, oral for her, couple positions with deft efficiency then a facial. Meh.

I'm looking for real life porn where the guy fumbles around and can't get it up and end up crying and I still owe the girl money even though she only fucking stayed for like 15 minutes.

Maybe not that real but you know.

[Kara]

Sounds like someone who should have used TER.

[Phoenix Dark]

Straight up penetration isn't that sexy.

I'm more into bj and cumshot scenes, personally. I do like cowgirl penetration though.

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1103725

The Bore's second favorite pedo is hard at work in this thread.

I know why he stans for his home country so much.

To give just a few examples of the heterosexual age of consent: If you are living in some parts of the United States, or in Egypt, it's 18; in Northern Ireland, it's 17; in Namibia, 16; in Sweden, 15; in Canada, 14; in Korea, 13; in Mexico, 12. But 16 is by far the most common age of consent.

in Mexico, 12.

12

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=176868713&postcount=612

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Markus Persson ‏@notch 21 Min.Vor 21 Minuten

Found a great girl, but she's afraid of me and my life style and went with a normal person instead.

Calling Bullshit.

[Tasty]

Straight penetration isn't sexy.

FTFY

That goes without saying.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=176868713&postcount=612

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Markus Persson ‏@notch 21 Min.Vor 21 Minuten

Found a great girl, but she's afraid of me and my life style and went with a normal person instead.

Calling Bullshit.

"WHY DON'T WOMEN LIKE ME AND MY MONEY!?"

(Okay, I shouldn't poke fun of his Fedora like that)

It sounds like (and going by his Twitter) he just doesn't have a social personality. Nothing wrong with that, but blaming the money for the sudden change of everything around him... while valid, is a bit bullshit. I seriously doubt the girl dumped him because of his millions. If anything she'd have stuck around FOR the money.

[Shadow Mod]

What does normal person mean and why doesn't he see himself in this light?

[benjipwns]

What does normal person mean and why doesn't he see himself in this light?

In December 2014, he purchased an 8-bedroom, 15-bath mansion in Trousdale Estates, a neighborhood of Beverly Hills, California, for a reported $70 million dollars.

[benjipwns]

He's already been married before too.

[Shadow Mod]

If you're not really a social person that just seems like a big lonely ass place. Why not get a condo in a thriving area full of interesting shit to see and do. And I don't even mean clubs and nightlife. Beverly Hills seems like the last place a lot of nerds would be happy.

[benjipwns]

There's enough bathrooms to shit in a different one everyday for two weeks.

[Kara]

Notch paying fat property tax in the People's Republic of California.

[Shadow Mod]

LOL.

But if you're already a lonely person that's really just going to reinforce any sort of depression you got being in that kind of situation. Especially now that he's single I guess. Also you can't just expect a social life once you get money and semi-fame. Gotta cultivate friendships, put yourself out there, realize who's a dick and just let that friendship fall by the wayside.

[thisismyusername]

There's enough bathrooms to shit in a different one everyday for two weeks.

#lifegoals

If you're not really a social person that just seems like a big lonely ass place. Why not get a condo in a thriving area full of interesting shit to see and do. And I don't even mean clubs and nightlife. Beverly Hills seems like the last place a lot of nerds would be happy.

Because Notch bought it in Beverly Hills and outbid Jay-Z/Beyonce for it. #ballin

[Shadow Mod]

So his girl was basically like "you gotta shitty rich people priorities now meh."

 

[thisismyusername]

Really though, that place seems wayyy too huge for a dude like him. He could've kept that $70 million and probably redid a place in Sweeden that would allowed perpetual heat with an indoor pool in Sweedish winters. But I guess he was tired of his homeland/Sweeden and wanted to live in California where he could do "cold Sweede winters" in the mountains(?) and surf the same day.

Dude's got (IMO) a shitty personality though. "Fuck Occulus for 'selling out' to Facebook!"

"But, Notch, you are selling Mojang and Minecraft to Microsoft!"

"... LOL DON'T CARE. NOT SAME THING. BYE GUYS! *pulls millionare parachute*"

So his girl was basically like "you gotta shitty rich people priorities now meh."

 

I don't think he was with this girl he's talking about when he bought the place. He bought it RIGHT AFTER the Microsoft sell. IIRC he was still single at that time. But how would I know? I don't follow Minecraft or him because like the above example he's a (IMO) "terrible" person to be around because he has weird mindviews on shit.

[Shadow Mod]

It's hard to be sympathetic to a sellout who's now crying about how the money is such a bane in his life, especially when you know of people trying to raise money just to see a parent before they expire of cancer. I mean I know that's not entirely fair of me, but there are plenty of ways he could help himself in this situation and staying in a huge isolating home is not one of them.

[Kara]

Notch gimme 250K I'll make you happy I beat treatment resistant depression.

[Joe Molotov]

I know money would make me happy; lonely rich nerds, give me all your monies and I will find happiness in your stead. 

[Shadow Mod]

I'll take the money and build huge catnasiums.

[thisismyusername]

Buying the home in the first place was a mistake.

BECKETT
Wow, sounds like that money really turned Hixton into a different person for a little while.

CASTLE
Yeah, money doesn't change who you are. It just magnifies your personality.

ESPOSITO
Well, it wasn't all bad. He also bought a house for the clerk that sold him the winning ticket, a mausoleum for his dead neighbor and three acres on the moon.

CASTLE
Get outta town. He's right down the crater from me.

BECKETT
Why doesn't it surprise me that you have property on the moon?

CASTLE
You know what? Laugh it up. When the earth is a desiccated husk, you will be begging to come live with me in the Nectaris Basin.

[INT. BECKETT'S UNMARKED - NIGHT]

BECKETT
You said earlier that money doesn't change us, it just magnifies who we are. What did your windfall magnify in you?

CASTLE
My inner child. At first. Kind of like Hixton. The one who likes, you know, private jets, five star everything. But then I realized the only luxury I truly care about is freedom. The freedom to write, spend time with Alexis. Having that money just...allows me to live life on my terms.

BECKETT
You grew up.

CASTLE
Well, I wouldn't go that far. That property on the moon?

BECKETT
Mm-hmm.

CASTLE
I just bought that last month.

(I can't find the line with him blowing his money from his first novel sold in college. )

[mormapope]

He has never seemed like a neat visionary or a noteworthy game designer. Minecraft is interesting and what it earned was deserved. But Notch himself seems like a moody, dumbass oaf that lucked out.

[Kara]

games are art

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=176910415&postcount=1

[benjipwns]

I have that from a bundle.

[king of the internet]

So does this basically play like Tetris...

[Great Rumbler]

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So does this basically play like Tetris...

[ToxicAdam]

It's funny how people put down their humanism flag when it comes to people that have money. They're not allowed to have struggle or deserve compassion. God forbid someone actually share their experience for others that are curious. Nope, out come the knives ...

[Kara]

It's funny how people put down their humanism flag when it comes to people that have money. They're not allowed to have struggle or deserve compassion. God forbid someone actually share their experience for others that are curious. Nope, out come the knives ...

I said I'd cure him.

[Stoney Mason]

The reason why people tend to not want to hear about a rich person moaning about his life is because generally speaking they have the capacity to solve many of those problems via money. Screw money doesn't make you happy. Either when it comes to time, or getting help, or other sources money is the biggest friend you can have when you have a problem. Where as "regular people" or "poor" people don't have that luxary. So while I have sympathy for any human being and suggest they get help however they seek it for their situations, it's not surprising the people have a little less sympathy for the thing that most of the population is in a daily grind for and that's money.

So yeah on some cosmic level I sympathize. But there are a lot of people who have far worse issues also on the cosmic level. Which is not to denigrate the hard work it takes for somebody to potentially get a lot of money. 

[king of the internet]

I feel for him. For some people, there's no escaping the void. Maybe he could adopt a few African babies or something though.

[thisismyusername]

It's funny how people put down their humanism flag when it comes to people that have money. They're not allowed to have struggle or deserve compassion. God forbid someone actually share their experience for others that are curious. Nope, out come the knives ...

I'm not saying the people abandoning him problem isn't valid. It is. But it isn't totally their fault. Maybe he should look into the mirror and see what is causing him problems because I doubt it's the money that made EVERYONE (besides Mojang employees) not really want to hang around him.

[Shadow Mod]

Somebody just fund my catnasiums start up.

[Joe Molotov]

Somebody just fund my catnasiums start up.

Does it involve rolling around in piles of fluffy kitties? If so, take all my money!

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=176916181&postcount=115

Please learn what 'condescending' means, thanks.

Must have slipped a Dexatrim in the mix tonight.

"Sorry your friend died but pay the FUCK attention I AM TALKING."

[Shadow Mod]

Somebody just fund my catnasiums start up.

Does it involve rolling around in piles of fluffy kitties? If so, take all my money!

Yes. Also we'll develop technologies so you can be in one of those bounce houses with them without them popping it.

[king of the internet]

Sounds dangerous and frightening for the cats

[zomgee]

Sounds dangerous and frightening for the cats

Much like friends, you can always get more cats.

[thisismyusername]

Somebody just fund my catnasiums start up.

Does it involve rolling around in piles of fluffy kitties? If so, take all my money!

Yes. Also we'll develop technologies so you can be in one of those bounce houses with them without them popping it.

All I can think while reading this is:

[Jansen]

Notch threads are pretty sad. The ignorance about mental illness is staggering.

[thisismyusername]

Notch threads are pretty sad. The ignorance about mental illness is staggering.

That's the norm for any of those sorts of threads. Mental illness is stigmatized a lot. :/

[Kara]

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[FStop7]

Notch is living that behind the rope club/party lifestyle and IMO his personality (or how he presents his personality, at least) isn't made for that.  I watched a good friend of mine fall into it after his startup got funded.  That world's so full of human leeches.  He really believed all those shitty people were his friends, that was until the business imploded and the money went away.

Notch needs to stay the fuck away from places like Beverly Hills and Ibiza, start some new projects, find a good shrink and a mentor.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1103763

In which Huelen claims that an "old friend" confessed her feelings for him (her? It? Ze? What the fuck ever) but says that the feeling isn't mutual and claims she's "not quite there mentally".

[Joe Molotov]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1103763

In which Huelen claims that an "old friend" confessed her feelings for him (her? It? Ze? What the fuck ever) but says that the feeling isn't mutual and claims she's "not quite there mentally".

I wonder if it's Amy Rose or Rouge the Bat.

[Dennis]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1103763

In which Huelen claims that an "old friend" confessed her feelings for him (her? It? Ze? What the fuck ever) but says that the feeling isn't mutual and claims she's "not quite there mentally".

I wonder if it's Amy Rose or Rouge the Bat.

I laughed. Then I remembered that I am familiar with those two characters.

 

[mormapope]

He doesn't mention gender for the second person...

Could it be Terrisus is the person that wants love 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1104119

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=176935111&postcount=137

[VomKriege]

Is Notch "mentally ill" though ? Not that I want to minimize the condition, but diagnosis though twitter is not really diagnosis. He seems like a socially awkward guy that got rich in an instant.

[FStop7]

I like Frank and all but this is a huge copout.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=176879255&postcount=287

[Kara]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1103763

In which Huelen claims that an "old friend" confessed her feelings for him (her? It? Ze? What the fuck ever) but says that the feeling isn't mutual and claims she's "not quite there mentally".

I wonder if it's Amy Rose or Rouge the Bat.

I laughed. Then I remembered that I am familiar with those two characters.

 

Saaaaaaaame

[Shadow Mod]

I like Frank and all but this is a huge copout.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=176879255&postcount=287

It is. Throwing gasoline on the fire? Haven't a ton of women in the industry just flat out left due to harassment?