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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24120 on: August 10, 2016, 09:25:56 AM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24121 on: August 10, 2016, 09:38:44 AM »
"We did it!"
 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260837
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Legitimately hyped if this more than just a Vita with 5ghz compatibility.
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It's called the PS Vita Trinity. I doubt Sony is stupid enough to follow Nintendo's naming scheme of "brand new system, but we'll reuse the last system's name with something on the end."

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24122 on: August 10, 2016, 09:47:00 AM »
Its not a new Vita, rofl.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24123 on: August 10, 2016, 09:48:55 AM »
Pedos everywhere rejoice :doge
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24124 on: August 10, 2016, 10:01:06 AM »
Sony doesn't even remember what the Vita is.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24125 on: August 10, 2016, 10:30:37 AM »
Quote from: Salty Rice;213105609
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The true handheld wants its throne back.

NX already dead.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24126 on: August 10, 2016, 10:53:43 AM »
Biggest letdown this year was Zero Time Dilemma  :fbm

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24127 on: August 10, 2016, 11:06:54 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=213105681#post213105681

Jim Sterling, icon of gaf worship, gave No Man's Sky a 5/10 score

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24128 on: August 10, 2016, 11:09:24 AM »
Its not a new Vita, rofl.

But but but they upgraded to radio frequencies that are only two gens old now!


Also handheld gaming in 2016? :trash
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24129 on: August 10, 2016, 11:11:35 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=213105681#post213105681

Jim Sterling, icon of gaf worship, gave No Man's Sky a 5/10 score

Thread meltdown currently occurring :doge


Ha ha Sony stans DDoS'd his website :umad
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24130 on: August 10, 2016, 11:12:53 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=213105681#post213105681

Jim Sterling, icon of gaf worship, gave No Man's Sky a 5/10 score

Thread meltdown currently occurring :doge

Site offline. :lol
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24131 on: August 10, 2016, 11:15:02 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=213105681#post213105681

Jim Sterling, icon of gaf worship, gave No Man's Sky a 5/10 score

Thread meltdown currently occurring :doge

Site offline. :lol

You just know out of site out of mind is the theory right?

Microsoft handled Elite so much better than Sony did NMS....period
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24132 on: August 10, 2016, 11:17:47 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213106953&postcount=2846
Quote from: Lashley;213106953
Quote from: OCD Guy;213106344
5 out of 10 is average to me. Not mediocre

It's using a scale like that which is why a game getting a 7 is deemed as hot garbage, and only a 9 constitutes a good game.
Mediocre means average though

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24133 on: August 10, 2016, 11:19:14 AM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24135 on: August 10, 2016, 11:23:53 AM »

But but but they upgraded to radio frequencies that are only two gens old now!


Also handheld gaming in 2016? :trash
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24136 on: August 10, 2016, 11:29:18 AM »
I called the shot on No Man's Sky


Next bomba will be the NX.   :delicious
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24137 on: August 10, 2016, 11:30:51 AM »
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24138 on: August 10, 2016, 11:34:53 AM »
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I'm gonna try this technique on my wife next time she is mad.

Mrs "AiA you get them groceries out of my car"

Me "Oh my god you got groceries! So many!"

Mrs "well did you"

Me "my mind is blown"  *walks out of room

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24139 on: August 10, 2016, 11:35:36 AM »
I called the shot on No Man's Sky


Next bomba will be the NX.   :delicious
Yeah, no one else could have a seen that a glorified walking simulator wouldn't sell well :comeon
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24140 on: August 10, 2016, 11:35:48 AM »

But but but they upgraded to radio frequencies that are only two gens old now!


Also handheld gaming in 2016? :trash
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24141 on: August 10, 2016, 11:39:24 AM »
I called the shot on No Man's Sky


Next bomba will be the NX.   :delicious
Yeah, no one else could have a seen that a glorified walking simulator wouldn't sell well :comeon

You were jerking off about it a month ago :umad
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24142 on: August 10, 2016, 11:40:23 AM »
I called the shot on No Man's Sky


Next bomba will be the NX.   :delicious
Yeah, no one else could have a seen that a glorified walking simulator wouldn't sell well :comeon

You were jerking off about it a month ago :umad
Show me where.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24143 on: August 10, 2016, 11:47:32 AM »

But but but they upgraded to radio frequencies that are only two gens old now!


Also handheld gaming in 2016? :trash
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24144 on: August 10, 2016, 11:54:43 AM »
I called the shot on No Man's Sky

As did most everyone after the lack luster marketing and the non-answer to "yeah, but what do you do!?" You aren't as special as you think you are, old man. :doge ;)

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24145 on: August 10, 2016, 11:55:18 AM »
I called the shot on No Man's Sky


Next bomba will be the NX.   :delicious

Let's see how your Hillary prediction does first, Nostradamus.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24146 on: August 10, 2016, 11:59:47 AM »
Yeah, no one else could have a seen that a glorified walking simulator wouldn't sell well :comeon

You were jerking off about it a month ago :umad

Yeah, look at him 'jerking off' all over it.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43620.msg2169484#msg2169484
Yeah, it seems to be very George Lucas-esque in that they fell in love with a stupid idea that had nuggets of potential and everyone was so busy telling them how awesome they were and drooling all over them that no one bothered to tell them "Hey, you know, it's sorta dumb the way you're going about it." Either that or even if someone did tell them they were like 'But all these people say I'm awesome!'

At least maybe they'll be able to reuse some of the tech in a smarter way. Like, oh I don't know, maybe in an actual game.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24147 on: August 10, 2016, 12:02:47 PM »
I called the shot on No Man's Sky


Next bomba will be the NX.   :delicious
Yeah, no one else could have a seen that a glorified walking simulator wouldn't sell well :comeon
Is it selling poorly? No idea about ps4 number but it's been on the top of the Steam charts for like a month

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24148 on: August 10, 2016, 12:04:17 PM »
I called the shot on No Man's Sky


Next bomba will be the NX.   :delicious
Yeah, no one else could have a seen that a glorified walking simulator wouldn't sell well :comeon
Is it selling poorly? No idea about ps4 number but it's been on the top of the Steam charts for like a month

Watch this bell rollercoaster in action, gonna look like an upside down V
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« Reply #24149 on: August 10, 2016, 12:10:04 PM »
That's what almost all non-competitve-multiplayer game sales curves look like tho, with spikes for sales/dlc releases


http://steamcharts.com/app/311210
http://steamcharts.com/app/268500
http://steamcharts.com/app/377160


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24150 on: August 10, 2016, 12:16:14 PM »
"We did it!"
 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260837
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Legitimately hyped if this more than just a Vita with 5ghz compatibility.
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It's called the PS Vita Trinity. I doubt Sony is stupid enough to follow Nintendo's naming scheme of "brand new system, but we'll reuse the last system's name with something on the end."

I mean only like 40 people bought a Vita, so it might work?

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24151 on: August 10, 2016, 12:23:23 PM »
That's what almost all non-competitve-multiplayer game sales curves look like tho, with spikes for sales/dlc releases


http://steamcharts.com/app/311210
http://steamcharts.com/app/268500
http://steamcharts.com/app/377160

Unless you go F2P, in which case you might find success.

I say might because this flop proves an exception to the rule.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24152 on: August 10, 2016, 12:24:52 PM »
I'm about 20 hours into NMS. I'm having fun.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24153 on: August 10, 2016, 12:40:12 PM »
That's what almost all non-competitve-multiplayer game sales curves look like tho, with spikes for sales/dlc releases


http://steamcharts.com/app/311210
http://steamcharts.com/app/268500
http://steamcharts.com/app/377160

Unless you go F2P, in which case you might find success.

I say might because this flop proves an exception to the rule.

Evolve blows but going f2p did increase their playerbase from ~100 average players to 8-9k. Can't wait to play Battleborn next year!

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24154 on: August 10, 2016, 12:49:36 PM »
So it turns out that Heavy, possibly the all-time dumbest member of NBA-GAF (and pretty high in the running for dumbest GAF member overall), now goes by Barack Lesnar and is a huge Trump supporter.

This is not the slightest bit surprising.

Wasn't he busted for harassing the fuck out of every "woman" on GAF?
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24155 on: August 10, 2016, 12:52:14 PM »
Dude had to change his name cause his rep was so shitty on GAF in every community :lol

Amirox should try that  :leon

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24156 on: August 10, 2016, 02:50:25 PM »
Me being more accepted on the Bore corresponds to both coming out as gay and changing my username.

As such I think doing both is the best way to turn your image around.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24157 on: August 10, 2016, 02:53:14 PM »
I came out as a wizard and changed my username to reflect it.  :doge

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« Reply #24158 on: August 10, 2016, 02:58:24 PM »
I came out as a wizard and changed my username to reflect it.  :doge

I have to admit I didn't know what is was from until I was doing a deep dive into Tolkien lore last month. :doge

Then I was all ":ohhh"

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« Reply #24159 on: August 10, 2016, 02:59:25 PM »
maybe i should rebrand, but i dunno if i could change my name away from the greatest of all mexican dishes (perfected by the chefs at taco bell, natch)

actually i guess this is my rebranding. in that case, you are all welcome :delicious

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24160 on: August 10, 2016, 03:26:09 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=213146412
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=213138717

I can feel the contempt emanating from stump's posts lately lol

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24161 on: August 10, 2016, 03:39:57 PM »
A full work day has passed and despite questioning from fans and the press, Hello still hasn't clarified the whole multiplayer thing. Pretty amazing.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24162 on: August 10, 2016, 03:42:36 PM »
That's what almost all non-competitve-multiplayer game sales curves look like tho, with spikes for sales/dlc releases


http://steamcharts.com/app/311210
http://steamcharts.com/app/268500
http://steamcharts.com/app/377160

Unless you go F2P, in which case you might find success.

I say might because this flop proves an exception to the rule.

Evolve blows but going f2p did increase their playerbase from ~100 average players to 8-9k. Can't wait to play Battleborn next year!

It's been steadily decreasing by 1.5K or so players each week. I can't see it being "successful" past the end of the year.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24163 on: August 10, 2016, 03:47:58 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=213138717

I can feel the contempt emanating from stump's posts lately lol
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lmao, get triggered by replies to a stupid ass Ben Affleck thread brehs.  time to log off and take a break, stumper. 

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24164 on: August 10, 2016, 03:53:35 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=213138717

I can feel the contempt emanating from stump's posts lately lol
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lmao, get triggered by replies to a stupid ass Ben Affleck thread brehs.  time to log off and take a break, stumper.

Yeah, I mean I get stump's post pointing that out. But at the same time, I think he's missing the "what?"s as "what the fuck are you going on about?" I don't get how the Cool Girl monologue from Gone Girl's film matches the two images of Ben Affleck and the thread title. It has NOTHING to do with Ben outside of him starring in that film.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24166 on: August 10, 2016, 04:34:17 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213065718

Lol lime is still salty over their air conditioning thread http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1253826

They used people cheering about bin Laden's death as a negative against America?
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24167 on: August 10, 2016, 04:56:53 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=213147996#post213147996
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=213149586#post213149586

I'm shocked that Steve Youngblood hasn't heard of the internationally acclaimed game reviewer and all around handsome person, John Smith, before

I bet he still hasn't even played Fallout 4 yet, which was given an 10/10 by John Smith and you should buy it as soon as you can.


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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24168 on: August 10, 2016, 05:46:13 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1261113  Sean Murray's one of those "can't help themselves but talk up some bullshit" guys, just like Molyneaux.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24169 on: August 10, 2016, 05:49:05 PM »
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Like I said, I "only" spent 4 hours (which to me as a lot to check out a game) in it but my friend had already clocked 12 and said what I saw is what he's been seeing just three times as long. That being said, all the variations are purely cosmetic from what I saw, nothing affects gameplay in any meaningful or satisfying fashion.



Lul game sounds so shit  :neogaf

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24170 on: August 10, 2016, 06:00:19 PM »
b-but the day 1 patch..

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24171 on: August 10, 2016, 06:02:36 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1261113  Sean Murray's one of those "can't help themselves but talk up some bullshit" guys, just like Molyneaux.

Does this mean when the PC version launches in a couple of days its going to be drastically different than the PS4 version? 
:neogaf



Molyneaux at least had a slow but steady decline into his own bullshit, his studio was making great games until 2005/2006. No Man's Sky's team made two Joe Danger games 
:heh

EDIT: Before Sean talked about the Neo, I could see him simply being a really excitable dude who gets carried away by his own bullshit. After him saying the Neo version would be different version of heaven though, he seems more slimy than whimsy.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2016, 06:10:18 PM by mormapope »
OH!

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24172 on: August 10, 2016, 06:08:36 PM »
This dude just rekt stump


http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=213139476

This one too

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=213139836

They're getting feisty on gaf. I bet they wouldn't mouth off to bish like that :teehee
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24173 on: August 10, 2016, 07:02:57 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1261113  Sean Murray's one of those "can't help themselves but talk up some bullshit" guys, just like Molyneaux.

Aww fuck yeah. More leaves on more trees. Just want I wanted.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24174 on: August 10, 2016, 07:05:16 PM »
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« Reply #24175 on: August 10, 2016, 07:26:46 PM »
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24176 on: August 10, 2016, 07:35:57 PM »
I'm waiting for GAF to inevitably spin not being favorable to NMS and some kind of hate crime/bigoted position. :doge

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24177 on: August 10, 2016, 07:38:03 PM »
i'm sorry, it's 2016. you should buy NMS.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24178 on: August 10, 2016, 07:49:40 PM »
The name of 213372bu represents the brand of 213372bu pretty well.


sorry bud, I've long since stopped treating names as anything other than arbitrary Unicode string data to be blindly passed in and out of my brain's generic APIs.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24179 on: August 10, 2016, 08:05:50 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213180036&postcount=3500

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