VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[Joe Molotov]

Must be nice to be able to dispassionately talk about the healing power and non-life altering impact of jail when your privilege has also enabled you to avoid decades in prison. I don't know, if I had admitted to domestic violence and multiple drug felonies that I skated on due to REASONS ENTIRELY UNKNOWN perhaps I'd not be so keen to throw about childish platitudes about how prison may "calm somebody down."

There, but for the grace of god and a judge with the last name of, idk, Beauregard or some shit, go you, bro. 

He got demodded from a popular videogame forum/Hillary Super PAC, hasn't he suffered enough?

[railGUN]

These threads are always fun. In a smash your balls with a hammer kind of way.

You know it's a quality thread when the OP didn't read the OP 

I'm glad conservation efforts profit from trophy hunters, but that doesn't mean I have to like trophy hunters. Glad this chap's dead. That doesn't mean I think he deserved to die, or that I have no sympathy for his family. It means I don't like that he killed endangered animals for trophies, and I am pleased he has stopped living.

Like, how to do you respond to that? It's like a triple contradiction, and when you factor in the high probability this fuck eats meat, and the even higher probability they've never donated a penny to saving elephants or any endangered species for that matter, the irony is just 

[WanderingWind]

Must be nice to be able to dispassionately talk about the healing power and non-life altering impact of jail when your privilege has also enabled you to avoid decades in prison. I don't know, if I had admitted to domestic violence and multiple drug felonies that I skated on due to REASONS ENTIRELY UNKNOWN perhaps I'd not be so keen to throw about childish platitudes about how prison may "calm somebody down."

There, but for the grace of god and a judge with the last name of, idk, Beauregard or some shit, go you, bro. 

He got demodded from a popular videogame forum/Hillary Super PAC, hasn't he suffered enough?

The worst part of prison, he said, was the dementors. I really shouldn't be so hard on him. Narrowly avoiding jail for multiple felonies changes a man.

[benjipwns]

These threads are always fun. In a smash your balls with a hammer kind of way.

One of the hunters shot the elephant after she lifted Botha with her trunk.The elephant then collapsed on top of Mr Botha, who has five children with his wife Carike Botha

Don't give a fuck how much family he had.

Poor elephant.

We want to talk about the surviving wife and kids, but how many baby elephants were left without a mother due to this incident?

Life is life, right?

[benjipwns]

His wife knew that but decided not to care about it, because her individual happiness was her priority.

[railGUN]

Why does the virtue signaling in these kinds of hunting threads always consist of how much the dead hunter deserved to die, how horrible hunting is blah blah blah, and not how much everyone does, and is doing, to help save these endangered species?

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO BRAG ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU'RE DOING TO HELP THESE ELEPHANTS AND TIGERS AND RHINO'S BUT THEY ARE ALWAY FULL OF NOTHING BUT

I'm ok with this.

instant karma?

Literally no sympathy here. Don't kill endangered animals.

Well that's some karma for ya.

I'm generally not one to make comments like this, but good riddance.

A mod posted this 

Nut up, or shut the fuck up you twats. But muh Nintendo Switch, muh iPhone, muh McDonalds and Wendy's, muh Marvel Cinematic Universe.

And yeah, I'm as angry as Bobby Roberts in a negative Star Wars thread.

[daemon]

so if people (even mods) can say good riddance because of their aversion to hunting without knowing if the person was a good guy who happened to like to invest money into a foreign country through this method, can I say good riddance when besada's heart stops ticking too?

[nudemacusers]

 

[railGUN]

Fuck yeah... Hope he had painful death.

I fucking love Elephants so sad

That's why I donate $30 a month to the WWF, and also dedicate a significant portion of my off-time working to help raise education and awareness about their plight in Africa.

There, finally! Oh wait, no, I made up that last sentence. False alarm.

[daemon]

Fuck yeah... Hope he had painful death.

I fucking love Elephants so sad

That's why I donate $30 a month to the WWF, and also dedicate a significant portion of my off-time working to help raise education and awareness about their plight in Africa.

There, finally! Oh wait, no, I made up that last sentence. False alarm.

hey don't be so harsh, maybe he played elephant on tokyo jungle. That counts right?

[railGUN]

That thread is just so fucking GAF it hurts.

You've got an inaccurate thread title, designed to inflame a bunch of fat, privileged 1st world video game addicts, who have zero qualms about taking food from starving African children, in order to save old, aggressive, non-reproducing endangered animals who are killing young, healthy, and capable of reproducing said endangered animals, because the thought of humans killing animals gives them sad feels, but instead of actually offering anything, be it money, or time, they spend their money on video games and factory-farmed fast food, their time arguing about the most pointless fucking shit ever, and gloat about the death of someone they don't know, all for ass-pats and internet brownie points.

And they think they're a league above, and strut around on their high-horses, thumbing their noses at anyone who dares to question their completely ignorant, uninformed opinions.

And that's the last I have to post about that stupid fucking thread. 

[nudemacusers]

And that's the last I have to post about that stupid fucking thread. 

[daemon]

That thread is just so fucking GAF it hurts.

You've got an inaccurate thread title, designed to inflame a bunch of fat, privileged 1st world video game addicts, who have zero qualms about taking food from starving African children, in order to save old, aggressive, non-reproducing endangered animals who are killing young, healthy, and capable of reproducing said endangered animals, because the thought of humans killing animals gives them sad feels, but instead of actually offering anything, be it money, or time, they spend their money on video games and factory-farmed fast food, their time arguing about the most pointless fucking shit ever, and gloat about the death of someone they don't know, all for ass-pats and internet brownie points.

And they think they're a league above, and strut around on their high-horses, thumbing their noses at anyone who dares to question their completely ignorant, uninformed opinions.

And that's the last I have to post about that stupid fucking thread. 

I know how you feel, but they really can't see their hypocrisy.

[benjipwns]

a bunch of fat, privileged 1st world video game addicts...

And they think they're a league above, and strut around on their high-horses

it'll be funny when they fall off and kill you

INSTANT KARMA

[railGUN]

And that's the last I have to post about that stupid fucking thread. 

Yep, with a bunch of  (at me). What can I say. 

[zomgee]

fuck elephants

[Let's Cyber]

An elephant has never driven below the speed limit in the left lane on the interstate or reclined their seat back into my knees on an airplane.

Therefore Elephants>>>Humans

[nudemacusers]

fuck elephants

[WanderingWind]

the fuck is wrong with the world

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=237627654

well saturday night was on purpose it gets me quite euphoric, hyper and very talkative, but it's no good for a work day.

[etiolate]

the fuck is wrong with the world

yah that's not the right pocket for your mobile

[VomKriege]

Nobody won in this situation.

Planet Earth is better off with that particular human.
Planet Earth won that day

[Raist]

Which one do you think is stronger? Elephant or hippopotamus?

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Not expecting anyone but VomKriege to get that one

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[railGUN]

Ever had "post-game depression"?

 

[Raist]

  

Even much newer regulars are gone nowadays: I miss tesseract, Dennis, terrisus, The Monk...

[Rufus]

You answered your own question.

[Let's Cyber]

The state holds a monopoly on shitposting.

[VomKriege]

"Italian steel "



http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=237646197

Wait, so Iran's reform party basically controls the entire parliament? Hmmm... if only US Politicians would stop treating them like evil incarnate

Wondering how people would react using the same sentence for Russia...

Also some ItWasMeantToBe19 hot takes

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=237601704
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=237603753

[VomKriege]

Also  at all the PoliGAF "When we get in power we'll X". No way we can lose this time !

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=237450015

[benjipwns]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=237646197

Wait, so Iran's reform party basically controls the entire parliament? Hmmm... if only US Politicians would stop treating them like evil incarnate

I tried like five times to perfect a sarcastic reply to this. I am a complete failure. I went with "Does Khamenei and the Guardian Council know about this?"

 

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what about the assembly of 's? 

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[Dennis]

 

Even much newer regulars are gone nowadays: I miss tesseract, Dennis, terrisus, The Monk...

Why are people lying about me in that thread? That is frustrating.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1239340&page=2

[Dennis]

In other breaking news, the word on the street is that Massive Duck, CM have been banned.

[Atramental]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=208384423

Accurate.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1378023

this is the worst kind of thread for the worst kind of article

led to a huge proliferation of offbeat, idiosyncratic games that may have been useless compared to the accepted classics of the era

The accepted history of games is a rather tyrannical thing – it wants us to believe that there was a narrative to game development; an accepted route from Pong to Portal.

The tyranny of video game history has a habit of devaluing the offbeat, nuanced and arcane.

why are you doing this to me

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1377567

thread on 36 minute long youtube analysis of splatoon 2 trailer

There's so much to unpack! I'm especially impressed by the environmental details they found, such as the alternate power sources in the absence of the Great Zapfish — i.e. the solar panels on Crusty Sean's food truck in Inkopolis Square, the generators around Marie's shack in Octo Valley, etc.

I do think they might be wrong about the heavy Inkling on the unicycle being a mini-boss or strong enemy. Seems like a boss to me, even if he differs from past bosses by being a proper Octarian rather than a mechanical contraption.

That "Octo Oven" boss is amazing, though. I didn't realize the Octarians popping out of it resembled baked loaves of bread. Toasty!

[benjipwns]

Splatoon 2's probably going to be the premier shooter campaign this year in a similar position to Titanfall 2 last year.

toku help

[WanderingWind]

Titanfall 2 was a great single player shooter, no doubt, but it was also a colossal failure. I don't think Splatoon fans want that to be true.

[MMaRsu]

 

Even much newer regulars are gone nowadays: I miss tesseract, Dennis, terrisus, The Monk...

Why are people lying about me in that thread? That is frustrating.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1239340&page=2

Noone remembers me 

I guess I am the worst poster 

I have a new account tho 

[bdoughty]

Lime Thread.  Closed in only 2 pages.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1378068

Should reviews include 'how the sausage gets made' (labor conditions, etc.)?

Probably wanted the title to say.

Should reviews include 'how much sausage made the game' (male privilege, etc.)?

You know, because.

Should Gizmodo or Engadget mention that the PS4 was produced at Foxconn on the backs of over-worked and exploited women?

You dun goofed and ticked off the Sony Ponies. No thread posting for you. Also what about the men that are overworked and exploited? Not to mention all those poor robots being used to replace both.

[zomgee]

Lime Thread.  Closed in only 2 pages.

50 posts per page
 

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=237662511

Well that's certainly bold.

[Rufus]

If he thinks Turkey is magically getting kicked out (how?) for slowly turning into a dictatorship, then why does it make sense for Iran, a theocracy with a democratic fig leaf to become a member? Rouhani winning isn't gonna topple that system within 10 years.

[samfish]

Without a major change, Trump is guaranteed to lose reelection . That's not even a question at this point.

Fast forward to November 3rd, 2020...

CNN:
"Donald Trump has defied all odds and defeated Corey Booker and won a second term in office. Corey "The Next Barack Obama" Booker has failed to unseat President Donald Trump. 538 now predicting that Trump has a 98% chance of winning the Presidency, a reversal from this morning's earlier predictions"

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=237667956

Bad optics x 1000 

[samfish]

(bad) OPTIC BLAST!

[Atramental]

Is this the orb you want to die on?

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=237584931

Here's a post I made on PoliGAF that should ease your mind

[railGUN]

The state of the site is at an all time low. Currently getting 5+ hijacks per day on android mobile. How can this be getting worse instead of better.

Well, apparently your "boss" is too busy taking pictures of elephants in Africa to properly manage his ad networks.

[Raist]

Today on the "I swear on me mum that totally happened mate" show.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=237643041

[Atramental]

"danger-fuck"

 

[railGUN]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1378191

Gotta love that the bastion of well moderated, empathetic, liberal minded forums can't make it 6 posts without exposing their ass. And instead of actually moderating these things, so that they can exist, it's just easier to call out your users with this

These threads are just a mess. First because of the long strings of dumb shitposting, second because at least a few of us are apparently proud of not having any empathy. Is this really how we want to act, who we want to be like? Please think about these questions before posting.

and around and around we go. 

I wonder how many people on GAF power their homes with coal. I'm sure they all forego that power and instead generate their own power using solar and wind technology. Right? Because using coal and reveling in the death of the industry and its workers would be, um, what's the word I'm looking for... hypocritical?

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1377642

GAF triggered because sokal hoax paper gets accepted by journals that often produce rambling, jargon stir-fry  nonsense

[Phoenix Dark]

whew imagine if Obama took that pic, GAF would be full of "how about we not laugh at their culture, guys" posts

 

[Jansen]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=237686397#post237686397

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=237690042#post237690042
 

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1378383

Diet Starts Monday, an experimental new restaurant/retail pop-up concept in the former BBQ Joint space, is pouring “Pill Cosby” cocktails—complete with a garnish of empty capsules.

Thread is off to a great start, as you can imagine.

[etiolate]

I'm surprised the Pill Cosby isn't some form of a jello shot.

[benjipwns]

:bobby

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=237584931

Here's a post I made on PoliGAF that should ease your mind

Well, I guess "saying REALLY stupid shit" is one way of describing multiple million dollar sexual harassment lawsuits and settlements.

GAF in general seems to have this notion that winning ratings wars matters in the news business more than making money (while at the same time yelling "ITS ALL FOR MONEY IGNORE IT"), like if someone stops watching Fox because it's Tucker instead of O'Reilly, they head over to CNN or MSNBC instead of just not watching cable talking heads. Either that or they seem to think all those catheter/vaginal mesh lawsuit ads are aimed at the 25-54 demographic that gets the topline in ratings reports.

Fox dumped two of the five highest paid nightly people (Megyn Kelly and then O'Reilly) and band-aided it over with their Tucker Carlson band-aid and then bumped up the once band-aid that was hastily assembled from random people to patch the ol Beck Hole (don't google...or do? :phil) and their overall ratings have only taken a hit because of a half million that dropped off with O'Reilly, even when he had substitute hosts. Otherwise they've held steady. The difference has been that MSNBC boosted after Trump won. (Something he does get to finally noticing near the end...these shows always do better when they don't have to defend shit and can just harmlessly outrage.)

And as soon as Fox News does down, the GOP will no longer have an easy way to spread their propaganda.

This is also funny, because Fox, at its peak in the early days of the Obama Terror, was pulling in like three and a half million total viewers during O'Reilly. Last Thursday, Tucker got 2.7 million.

Some Democrats probably spend more time paying attention and actually listening to what's said on Fox News than the average Fox News watcher. Let alone the GOP voter, or conservative die-hard.

And if you'd be interested in such a job for below subsistence wages, head over to Media Matters for America. That's Media Matters for America, which founder David Brock says is definitely coordinating with his super PAC Correct The Record and the Hillary campaign. So don't miss out on your chance to violate federal election law in exchange for being cited anonymously by Chris Hayes today!

[benjipwns]

 

[clothedmacuser]

lol, Lime thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1378068

Xir must be so sad that Bish isn't around to ban everyone that disagrees with his/her 5 personalities


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