To get away from the horrible news.
Gaffers sells iPad, get conned because he was paid in counterfeit money.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1378332First replies :
How good was this fake cash that you guys didn't notice it?
I mean... good enough obviously ? It's not like most people would tell the difference if the counterfeit is good enough just out of sheer expertise.
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This. I've yet to encounter a fake bill that doesn't stand out immediately. sometimes just by touch you can tell it's fake. Granted I'm talking about US Dollars.

find out where he lives and punch him in the face, make sure to break his nose so that his medical bills will be more than what he conned you
GREAT ADVICE !
Also make sure to make an accurate estimate of the cost of his forthcoming medical bills while in a brawl to know when to stop !
Unrelated, but never do these transactions at your home. He now knows where you live and what's inside your house.
I mean I get the sentiment and yeah it's not ridiculous advice but it's not always convenient or feasible to conduct transactions in a public parking at 3am. Lots of scams on classified ads but really 90%+ of transactions are probably going fine and most scammers are not hardened burglars or serial killers.
It's also kind of a dumb observation on my part but you get the feeling that GAF is looking too hard for thread backlashes at time. They're trying so hard to find something wrong with OP (
"You should have just scammed shop owners with your fake bills !"
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