Nintendo Switch Thread

[TakingBackSunday]

I hate you nintendo

[thisismyusername]

My predictions:
- Everything will be shit

You got that right! 

[bork]

Well at least we all realized we were being suckered again before the system even launched this time.

[Tasty]

The Switch is really the DS + Wii + Wii U. Pretty great.

They haven't shown GAMES.  How can you call it "pretty great" without software? 

Huh? Evaluation is based purely on the hardware gimmick. I'll post about each game as they're shown, get off my jock.

[Huff]

that outfit... lolol

since when are 12 yos in charge of games at nintendo

[Tasty]

They're clearly getting the basics/casual stuff out of the way first. 100% you guys will be back in 5-10 mins.

[eleuin]

This is a disaster 

[tiesto]

What is this crap? LOL

I do like how they're bringing back the IR sensor, maybe this will mean a Sin and Punishment 3...

[TakingBackSunday]

here, to save everyone time

http://www.shacknews.com/article/98517/rumor-nintendo-switch-european-titles-leaked-on-4chan

[Tasty]

What is this crap? LOL

I do like how they're bringing back the IR sensor, maybe this will mean a Sin and Punishment 3...

Huh? I saw no IR sensor.

[Huff]

bring this to a party and scare all normal people away

mission accepted

[Tasty]

I've seen this hentai before.

[TakingBackSunday]

lets get another two people slowly walking towards each other

[bork]

here, to save everyone time

http://www.shacknews.com/article/98517/rumor-nintendo-switch-european-titles-leaked-on-4chan

On-point so far.  This must be Arms.

[Sho Nuff]

They're literally showing a game without graphics

I know that Tegra is shitty but come on man

[thisismyusername]

Well at least we all realized we were being suckered again before the system even launched this time.

Not knowing that when the Wee-ooo launched.

[Tasty]

This looks better than Street Fighter V at least.

[Rahxephon91]

Keep making shitty gimmicky stuff Nintendo. Things that are never fun unless you have groups of people around and gets old real fast.

[Tasty]

Well at least we all realized we were being suckered again before the system even launched this time.

Not knowing that when the Wee-ooo launched.

The Wii and Wii U pre-launch blowouts heavily featured a bunch of casual fair, I don't think anyone can honestly say they were "suckered" unless they were a complete idiot.

[TakingBackSunday]

here, to save everyone time

http://www.shacknews.com/article/98517/rumor-nintendo-switch-european-titles-leaked-on-4chan

On-point so far.  This must be Arms.

and super fucking depressing that this is all they're showing

[thisismyusername]

here, to save everyone time

http://www.shacknews.com/article/98517/rumor-nintendo-switch-european-titles-leaked-on-4chan

Disgaea 5 Complete - A port of Disgaea 5 with all DLC included

PC port when? 

[Raist]

Yoga Fire Sim 2017

[TakingBackSunday]

actually think this looks p. cool

[Tasty]

#HOTTAKE

I already had enough of this game in Wii Sports.

11 years ago.

Get this shit out of the way Nintendo.

[Sho Nuff]

Arms = Babby Virtual On

[headwalk]

it's a soft reboot of the wii.

[bork]

This looks better than Street Fighter V at least.

Remember you said this when we dog-pile on you during Smash at Evo. 

[TakingBackSunday]

it's a soft reboot of the wii.

this is probably want Nintendo wants.

[Tasty]

This looks better than Street Fighter V at least.

Remember you said this when we dog-pile on you during Smash at Evo. 

I'll be getting hype over insane upsets with a fun game, so I don't really care.

[bork]

Yeah, waggle-shit is not the way to go.  I don't see the appeal here for a system that's got a big portable focus, especially.

[Tasty]

Spla2n

[bork]

And the leaked list continues to be on-point.  Cool.  I want to see some Street Fighter. 

[tiesto]

I think I'm the only Nintendo fan who didn't like Splatoon.

[Tasty]

Yeah, waggle-shit is not the way to go.  I don't see the appeal here for a system that's got a big portable focus, especially.

Single system portable multiplayer is interesting and new but I'm not sure it'll catch on, especially outside of Japan.

Then again it has a better shot than portable multiplayer where everyone is forced to at least own the system (and probably the game.)

[thisismyusername]

it's a soft reboot of the wii.

Sadly that's not gonna happen because:

Well at least we all realized we were being suckered again before the system even launched this time.

Not knowing that when the Wee-ooo launched.

The Wii and Wii U pre-launch blowouts heavily featured a bunch of casual fair, I don't think anyone can honestly say they were "suckered" unless they were a complete idiot.

I'm more talking the hardcore GAF idiots that thought the thing would get third party support and died on the vine. That's "suckered" no matter how you slice it.

Anyone expecting Wii lighting strike-twice level of success are going to be disappointed. The fact they're charging for their shit online service now just means they're going to scare off everyone besides crazy fanboys like Andy at this point.

I will happily eat crow if proven wrong, but this is the standard Nintendo cycle. Announce console, disappoint like 90% of people that followed, get maybe 5% of sales.

[Raist]

Them XB1~PS4 level grafikz tho

[TakingBackSunday]

Spla2n looks fun but damn the embarrassing fandom

[Huff]

Not that it matters much

but yeah the visuals look pretty dated already

and the vistas

[Tasty]

[bork]

I think I'm the only Nintendo fan who didn't like Splatoon.

I couldn't get into it either, but mainly because there were little things I didn't like.  I'm hoping the sequel fixes shit.

Single system portable multiplayer is interesting and new but I'm not sure it'll catch on, especially outside of Japan.

Then again it has a better shot than portable multiplayer where everyone is forced to at least own the system (and probably the game.)

None of this shit is going to be appeal to masses in Japan, Splatoon aside- they need to focus on the portable aspect for that country and waggle doesn't work on a train.

[Tasty]

Not that it matters much

but yeah the visuals look pretty dated already

and the vistas

[TakingBackSunday]

squid research lab

fuck sake

[Atramental]

Spla2n looks fun but damn the embarrassing fandom

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[Tasty]

This is so corny I love it.

[TakingBackSunday]

kill me

[TVC15]

So, if that list is accurate, Switch is basically looking like another Nintendo flopza?

[Sausage]

I want to Switch™ this off

[Tasty]

Glad to have you back properly, Mario. It's been a gen.

[bork]

Finally something impressive.  Insane to think that's on a handheld.

[Rahxephon91]

This is really pathetic.

So far nothing they have shown will make anyone content with their PS4 or XB1 switch over. It's the same shit that was on the Wii U. The same lame gimmicks, lame party games, the same old ips, and so on. Coupled with a price equal to the already competent and complacent competition. The handheld part also seems pretty shitty with its vague battery life.

[Atramental]

New Mario looks pretty cool.

[TakingBackSunday]

this looks like a fucking sonic game

[Great Rumbler]

Okay, Super Mario Odyssey actually looks pretty cool.

[bork]

New Mario looks pretty cool.

Yup.  That's pretty big if it's a launch title with Zelda.

[Tasty]

KOIZUMI!!!!!!11111

[TVC15]

New Mario looks hawt, but man cannot live on Mario alone.

[Sausage]

Mario looks awesome

[Your Stalker]

a real 3d mario!

[bork]

"Journey to an unknown world, like a city.  Something never seen by a plumber from Brooklyn."

[Tasty]

Koizumi is why SMG was so good. This is going to be amazing. GOTY.