"Oh hi."
"You want this furniture?"
"The markets just crashed. I don't know what markets are either.
They say we're all going to be poor and they're closing the school and hospital.
Tom Nook evicted my neighbor from his house. Our bells are not worth anything anymore.
This is terrible."
"Anyway I see you have collected 30 bells by fishing, like I said those are now completely worthless. Worth less than your T-shirt. This seat now cost 4000000 bells"
"You can pay in something more valuable called dollars though . . . with a credit card . . . not sure how that would work, maybe ask your parents"
"Please pay $30 for this seat"
ANIMAL CROSSING: DEVALUATION NATION
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DLC PACK 1
"Oh you're back. I see you got $30. I'm sorry this seat is in really high demand now. This now costs $100."
"You see when demand increases but supply remains the same the prices go up or so the Lobbying Lobster told me"
ANIMAL CROSSING: DEVALUATION NATION SLIPPY SUPPLY
DLC PACK 2:
"Have you ever paid taxes . . . ?"
"No?"
"That's a crime and you will be locked in jail or you can pay a fine."
"Being in jail is not much fun . . . how does paying $200 instead sound?"
ANIMAL CROSSING: DEVALUATION NATION TAX TIME
DLC PACK 3
"Do you think this is your house?"
"We found this person called Tom Nook and banned him from the town. He won't bother you anymore"
"This House now belongs to the state."
"For $500 we don't delete your save file . . . how does that sound?"
ANIMAL CROSSING: DEVALUATION NATION SCARY SOCIALISM