Nintendo Switch Thread

[Kestastrophe]

Mario party dlc would be amazing

[Tasty]

We may get something from Bayo 3. BotW2 is surely gonna headline E3 with MP4 being a "one more thing" for 2023.

[Tasty]

Just realized it'd be really awesome to get a date for the House of the Dead remake.

[Potato]

My Nintendo Direct Predictions

-Kirby is the star of the show, 10 minutes devoted to Kirby
-weeb crap
-Finally, Zelda BOTW GOTY Edition with DLC included for the low-low price of $64.99
-Some pokemon shovelware game, like Hey You Pikachu 2
-Finally Mario Kart Arcade Pack arrives!
-weeb crap
-Pilotwings 64 comes to 64
-ALERT ALERT Pilotwings 2022 from Factor 5 is announced and it looks like a PS6 game
-Resident Evil 0.5 announced
-6 second teaser of BOTW 2 with an apology and thank you for your patience. Rumors immediatly begin that it is being moved to Switch 2
-SPLATOON 3 SHOWTIME BABY - 3 ENTIRE MINUTES OF HOT SQUID ACTION
-A fitness game
-Weeb crap
-Mario and Sonic Soccer tie in with World Cup
-Advance Wars finally gets shown with updated graphics so it doesnt look like poo
-New sudoko or picross game
-THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO KURU KURU KURURIN IS HERE!!!!

and one last thing...
Its Eternal Darkness 2 and it ships with Eternal Darkness 4K HD for free as a pre-order bonus!

You forgot JShrieker claiming that he already knew all of this three months ago but his holidays prevented him from tweeting about it.

[Joe Molotov]

That's only when Nintendo announces Miyamoto is working on a new sex crime.

[Pissy F Benny]

Miyamoto is a rapist?

[Joe Molotov]

Wait until Spaceworld to find out!

[Pissy F Benny]

[Tasty]

I feel like if Nintendo were an American company Miyamoto probably would have been cancelled for something by now.

[demi]

Remember when Mario & Rabbids 2 showcased the next gen switch?

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/itoi_shigesato/status/1491443271146827784

👀

[Tuckers Law]

[bork]

https://twitter.com/itoi_shigesato/status/1491443271146827784

👀

Finally, a sequel to Shigesato Itoi's No. 1 Bass Fishing!

[Nintex]

Is the SNES ROM on Nintendo Switch Online yet?
Also is the Kirby 64 ROM on Nintendo Switch Online yet?
What about the GoldenEye 64 ROM.

Asking for a friend

[Tasty]

Finally, a sequel to Shigesato Itoi's No. 1 Bass Fishing!

[Tasty]

 

[james]

In all seriousness, the Dreamcast had like 5 fishing games, where are the Switch fishing games?

Sega Reel Bash Fishing 3 plz

[bork]

In all seriousness, the Dreamcast had like 5 fishing games, where are the Switch fishing games?

Sega Reel Bash Fishing 3 plz

Have you tried the google?

Legendary Fishing
Bass Pro Shops: The Strike Championship Edition
Fishing Star World Tour
Reel Fishing: Road Trip Adventure
Fishing Spirits/Ace Angler
Rapala Fishing Pro Series
Fishing Adventure
Ultimate Fishing Simulator
3D Arcade Fishing
Fishing Fighters

Probably more that are digital-only.  They also have fishing rod controllers you can snap joycons into.

[HardcoreRetro]

Fishing Star World Tour is pretty cute by the way.

The highs of Fisherman's Bait 2: Big Ol' Bass will probably never be reached again though.

[Nintex]

Asset flip warriors
Advance Wars remake
No Mans Sky port
Mario Strikers 3
Splatoon 3 co-op
Front Mission 1st
Front Mission 2nd
Disney Kart
Star Wars TFU Wii Port
Assassins Creed Ezio Collection
SD Gundam Battle Alliance
Chrono Cross Remaster
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
MLB The Show PS2 Edition
Kingdom Hearts 2022 PANDEMIC DREAMS INTEGRAM MASTERPIECE Cloud Versions

[Pissy F Benny]

I suspect the disney kart footage wasn't the switch version

[Nintex]

Chrono Cross remaster with the sattelaview thing, wtf is this direct

Kirby is a car

[Svejk]

Chrono Cross    Well, shoot... where TF is Xenogears remake/remaster?!?!

[Tuckers Law]

The Chrono Break dream lives on!

[Beezy]

This Kirby game is cute

[tiesto]

Holy shit, we'll finally have an English release of Front Mission 2 :O :O :O

And an official release of Radical Dreamers!!!

[Tuckers Law]

Yeah I saw that front mission stuff and was all “Stop, my penis can only get so erect”

[Nintex]

Klonoa is back

Asset flip warriors
Advance Wars remake
No Mans Sky port
Mario Strikers 3
Splatoon 3 co-op
Front Mission 1st
Front Mission 2nd
Disney Kart
Star Wars TFU Wii Port
Assassins Creed Ezio Collection
SD Gundam Battle Alliance
Chrono Cross Remaster
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
MLB The Show PS2 Edition
Kingdom Hearts 2022 PANDEMIC DREAMS INTEGRAM MASTERPIECE Cloud Versions
Klonoa 1 + 2
Portal 1 + 2
Live A Live HD 2D
Nintendo Switch Sports
Taiko Drum thing
Triangle Strategy
Cuphead DLC
1 hit game over DREAD mode
Metroid Dread ROOKIE MODE
Metroid Dread Boss Rush Mode
Earthbound SNES ROM
Earthbound NES ROM
48 Mario Kart courses
Xenoblade Chronicles 3

[Svejk]

Totally getting Portal.  Keep them dumping!

[thetylerrob]

Obscure untranslated SNES game likers are eating right now

[Tuckers Law]

Live a Live remake, I stand corrected my penis can get more erect.

[Beezy]

Switch Sports doesn't have boxing?!

[james]

MEGATON

[tiesto]

I literally screamed OH MY FUCKING GOD at the HD2D remake of Live A Live...

[james]

Bowling battle royale

[Rahxephon91]

This is the Square show.

[Tuckers Law]

That Wii Sports game is going to be an easy 10+ million seller, and I feel like that’s still underselling it

[james]

I suspect the disney kart footage wasn't the switch version

Asphalt 9 looks really good on switch, same platform

[Beezy]

Another Taiko game

[thetylerrob]

No Mother 3 lol

[Beezy]

MarioKart DLC, its about damn time

[Nintex]

48 courses

[Tuckers Law]

Nintendo with that Earthbound announcement

[Beezy]

Xenoblade Chronicles 3 doesn't look like fanservice shit

[james]

I called most of it

My Nintendo Direct Predictions

-Kirby is the star of the show, 10 minutes devoted to Kirby
-weeb crap
-Finally, Zelda BOTW GOTY Edition with DLC included for the low-low price of $64.99
-Some pokemon shovelware game, like Hey You Pikachu 2
-Finally Mario Kart Arcade Pack arrives!
-weeb crap
-Pilotwings 64 comes to 64
-ALERT ALERT Pilotwings 2022 from Factor 5 is announced and it looks like a PS6 game
-Resident Evil 0.5 announced
-6 second teaser of BOTW 2 with an apology and thank you for your patience. Rumors immediately begin that it is being moved to Switch 2
-SPLATOON 3 SHOWTIME BABY - 3 ENTIRE MINUTES OF HOT SQUID ACTION
-A fitness game
-Weeb crap
-Mario and Sonic Soccer tie in with World Cup
-Advance Wars finally gets shown with updated graphics so it doesnt look like poo
-New sudoko or picross game
-THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO KURU KURU KURURIN IS HERE!!!!

and one last thing...
Its Eternal Darkness 2 and it ships with Eternal Darkness 4K HD for free as a pre-order bonus!

[Nintex]

RIP gamefreak

[Pissy F Benny]

looks like xenoblade 3 is lacking in blushy crushy

[tiesto]

Damn, Xeno 3 looks awesome... more like #1 than 2 thankfully.
Sept we're getting that and Trails from Zero? I need to quit my job.

[james]

the 48 courses may be enough to get me to buy Mario Kart. I was coasting on the Wii U version still.

[demi]

Good direct, lots of weeb shit to cum to

- Chrono Cross "remaster" (also coming to pc, ps4, xbox)
- Live A Live HD-2D Remake (why does THIS get a remake? LOL)
- Klonoa 1&2 collection
- Earthbound (still no Mother 3 LUL)
- Front Mission remake (not my cup of tea but I'll add it here)
- Triangle Strategy demo (I really hope this doesnt disappoint me like Octopath)
- Xenoblade 3!

[tiesto]

They should've renamed "Rookie Mode" in Metroid Dread to "Jaffe Mode".

[Tuckers Law]

The fact that Live A Live is getting the 2DHD treatment makes me think we’re that much closer to the same for Terranigma.

[Svejk]

XBC3 looks a million times better than XBC2!  Totally gonna go straight to 3 after 1. Lololol

Monolith would totally smash a new Phantasy Star game.

[Tuckers Law]

They should've renamed "Rookie Mode" in Metroid Dread to "Jaffe Mode".

YouTube chat was spamming it as Journalist Mode 

[Nintex]

I called most of it

My Nintendo Direct Predictions

-Kirby is the star of the show, 10 minutes devoted to Kirby
-weeb crap
-Finally, Zelda BOTW GOTY Edition with DLC included for the low-low price of $64.99
-Some pokemon shovelware game, like Hey You Pikachu 2
-Finally Mario Kart Arcade Pack arrives!
-weeb crap
-Pilotwings 64 comes to 64
-ALERT ALERT Pilotwings 2022 from Factor 5 is announced and it looks like a PS6 game
-Resident Evil 0.5 announced
-6 second teaser of BOTW 2 with an apology and thank you for your patience. Rumors immediately begin that it is being moved to Switch 2
-SPLATOON 3 SHOWTIME BABY - 3 ENTIRE MINUTES OF HOT SQUID ACTION
-A fitness game
-Weeb crap
-Mario and Sonic Soccer tie in with World Cup
-Advance Wars finally gets shown with updated graphics so it doesnt look like poo
-New sudoko or picross game
-THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL TO KURU KURU KURURIN IS HERE!!!!

and one last thing...
Its Eternal Darkness 2 and it ships with Eternal Darkness 4K HD for free as a pre-order bonus!

If I would had to guess.

Likely
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 (or something else from Monolith Software) 
Fire Emblem Echoes 2 (this was part of the Link's Awakening, Wario Ware Gold, Dread rumor, now that Dread surfaced this must too right?) not yet 
Splatoon 3 update
Something Mario (maybe DLC for Mario Party, an extended look at Mario + Rabbids, some sort of remake or a Mario Sports title, but there's going to be something Mario)
Triangle Strategy
Advance Wars 1+2
Kirby and the Forgotten Land
More ROMS (Majora's Mask?)
Bunch of third party games, probably something new from Square Enix like the Final Fantasy Pixel Remasters or something
Something about the Mario movie (that's probably going to be their 'slow burn' hype thing for the rest of the year
That long delayed Resident Evil for Switch not yet 

Unlikely
BOTW2 (probably their 'E3' thing)
Metroid Prime 4
Bayonetta 3

They have a bunch of already announced games that are launching within the next 3 - 4 months so I don't see a lot of new announcements happening until the summer.
I do think they plan to unveil a couple of things they can promote until Q3 or Q4 like Fire Emblem or Xenoblade.

They announced some projects earlier than I expected. I didn't think we'd see Mario Strikers 3 so soon.

[Beezy]

I'm probably the only one here who cares that a Taiko game finally has a subscription with access to hundreds of songs. I wish the drums were easy to get in the states.

[demi]

Xenoblade Chronicles 3 gets a release date before BOTW2 LUL

Xenoblade Chronicles 3 looks visually better than GameFreak's brand new Pokemon game LUL

[Tuckers Law]

That Mario strikers trailer has some good moments for new expand dong images

[Pissy F Benny]

bork annihilated

[demi]

Klonoa coming to actual HD platforms