Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 5451791 times)

Kara · « **Reply #25320 on:** October 06, 2018, 02:37:04 PM »

Quote from: filler on October 06, 2018, 02:01:43 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

I wonder. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/raqqas_dirty_secret

Nintex · « **Reply #25321 on:** October 06, 2018, 02:50:05 PM »

Want to give REE a heart attack, have them cancel their Netflix subscriptions and give them something to do for the weekend? Post this

Kara · « **Reply #25322 on:** October 06, 2018, 02:59:13 PM »

Soft-core Holocaust denying to own the libs.

Nintex · « **Reply #25323 on:** October 06, 2018, 03:02:11 PM »

The GOP is now praising Kavanaugh for advocating for women lawyers.

Guess who the Democrats blame? Avenatti
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1048636231519797248

team filler · « **Reply #25324 on:** October 06, 2018, 03:12:40 PM »

Mandark · « **Reply #25325 on:** October 06, 2018, 03:33:30 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on October 06, 2018, 11:12:40 AM

My hope is that Jordan is blue pilled when he realizes that the crowd that are many of his followers aren’t free thinkers - they’re extremists and using him as a puppet.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #25326 on:** October 06, 2018, 03:37:31 PM »

Lol that’s an always sunny dick towel

Tripon · « **Reply #25327 on:** October 06, 2018, 03:56:04 PM »

9Gag. Contazaface.jpg

Nintex · « **Reply #25328 on:** October 06, 2018, 04:12:00 PM »

General Hux is now officially confirmed.

agrajag · « **Reply #25329 on:** October 06, 2018, 04:13:11 PM »

I like how any mention of Daddy P is the Assimilate bat signal.

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #25330 on:** October 06, 2018, 04:17:21 PM »

Is the topic quote in reference to The Decemberists' song? That whole album has a very anti-Trump political tone. The linear nots thank Robert Mueller and the vinyl has 'impeach the president' on it.

Nintex · « **Reply #25331 on:** October 06, 2018, 04:34:29 PM »

So when are the Democrats going to rebuild their party after all these staggering losses?

I can't help but think that they keep losing these battles because they are divided. They have senators in Red States who vote with Trump to save their seats only to have Trump grill them at his rallies.
They have no real leader (Avenatti is the front runner but he's just constantly making things worse for everybody) and screaming 'Russia!' for 2 years while courting CNN and MSNBC talking heads has delivered them 0 in political gains.

The GOP was what Trump would call a 'well oiled machine' during this process. They stick together at times like these and even George Bush placed some calls to Collins in support of Brett.
Also they pretty much did everything by the book. Actually had Ford testify and in the end called for an FBI investigation.

Mandark · « **Reply #25332 on:** October 06, 2018, 04:36:31 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on October 06, 2018, 04:34:29 PM

hey guys I'm still dumb as shit

thanks for the update

Aran · « **Reply #25333 on:** October 06, 2018, 04:59:06 PM »

Thank God for Kavanaugh

Boredfrom · « **Reply #25334 on:** October 06, 2018, 05:01:45 PM »

Thank God for me.

team filler · « **Reply #25335 on:** October 06, 2018, 05:38:31 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #25336 on:** October 06, 2018, 05:58:22 PM »

https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1048675569578250240

this guy

Mollys Fruity Loops · « **Reply #25337 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:07:10 PM »

Surprised this result hasn't been blamed on the Russians yet.

Mandark · « **Reply #25338 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:12:38 PM »

Pro-Kavanaugh demonstrator from yesterday.

I can't think of a better avatar for Republicans right now.

Himu · « **Reply #25339 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:17:31 PM »

Was that taken with flash? It looks like he was standing in front of a screen instead actually being in DC.

Nintex · « **Reply #25340 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:19:37 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on October 06, 2018, 06:17:31 PM

Was that taken with flash? It looks like he was standing in front of a screen instead actually being in DC.

Hmm it really looks photoshopped but why would you photoshop something like this.

Mandark · « **Reply #25341 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:20:55 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on October 06, 2018, 06:17:31 PM

Was that taken with flash? It looks like he was standing in front of a screen instead actually being in DC.

From a small series of pictures taken by a photographer who was at the Capitol yesterday.

https://twitter.com/yospyn

Mandark · « **Reply #25342 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:22:34 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on October 06, 2018, 06:19:37 PM

Hmm it really looks photoshopped

ahahahahahaha

Fresh off falling for the doppelganger theory, the 4chan hoax about Avenatti's client, Qanon, and North Korean "denuclearization," Detective Nintex is on the case!

Assimilate · « **Reply #25343 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:27:34 PM »

it does look photoshopped but isn't portrait mode capable of making things look like this?

Anyways libs will continue to be fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. They want to change something in this country? Start leaving NY and Cali for red states instead of swinging your pink hair everywhere on the steps of Capitol Hill simply to get seen on camera.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #25344 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:29:30 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 06:22:34 PM

Quote from: Nintex on October 06, 2018, 06:19:37 PM
Hmm it really looks photoshopped

ahahahahahaha

Fresh off falling for the doppelganger theory, the 4chan hoax about Avenatti's client, Qanon, and North Korean "denuclearization," Detective Nintex is on the case!

the compression in the version posted looks a little sus. when you click through and see the og version it looks less shitty and the other pics give a better sense of the effect the flash has

Nintex · « **Reply #25345 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:32:16 PM »

Don't pretend it doesn't look like one of those meme photo's mandark. You've been on the internet long enough.
Now that I've seen the og and the other pictures I also agree that it is a real photograph.

Meanwhile, Mitch takes no prisoners.
https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1048629142504296449

Mandark · « **Reply #25346 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:39:30 PM »

no dude i'm sure it's a conspiracy don't give up so quick

Nintex · « **Reply #25347 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:42:58 PM »

Goddamn Mitch
https://twitter.com/npfandos/status/1048698547523149824

Mandark · « **Reply #25348 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:50:11 PM »

nintex, how much money do you want to bet that republicans gain seats in the house?

Kara · « **Reply #25349 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:53:53 PM »

Leper Nintex.

Nintex · « **Reply #25350 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:55:43 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 06:50:11 PM

nintex, how much money do you want to bet that republicans gain seats in the house?

Not sure that they'll gain. But I'm quite certain that they won't lose much either.
I have this idea of seats swapping. Some reds turn blue, some blue turn red and then you get one or two independent party or green party people in there in an "upset".

At this point everything is 50/50 plus give or take a few percentage points. So unless everyone who didn't vote last time starts registering en masse the end result of all these elections will be roughly the same.

Mandark · « **Reply #25351 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:58:24 PM »

literally every single news story, you say it's good for republicans

how could they possibly not gain seats?

shosta · « **Reply #25352 on:** October 06, 2018, 06:59:53 PM »

Buried lede here is that Nintex thinks the Green party will get a congressional seat for the first time in their history, presumably because he confused them with the UK Green party.

Mandark · « **Reply #25353 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:02:00 PM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on October 06, 2018, 06:59:53 PM

Buried lede here is that Nintex thinks the Green party will get a congressional seat for the first time in their history, presumably because he confused them with the UK Green party.

or because he confused congressional elections with party list voting

or he's literally not smart enough to understand the difference

Nintex · « **Reply #25354 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:05:05 PM »

I dunno, I just think it would be funny if one of McAfee's independent party crypto bois ended up getting a seat. No clue if any are running but they have a party so I assume candidates.

Meanwhile at the league of evil
https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1048696008513925120

Mandark · « **Reply #25355 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:06:40 PM »

how many seats are republicans going to gain, nintex?

Nintex · « **Reply #25356 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:10:11 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 07:06:40 PM

how many seats are republicans going to gain, nintex?

Gain? 0, I'm expecting the exact same numbers we have now at the end of the day.

Mandark · « **Reply #25357 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:13:58 PM »

cool

where would you be comfortable setting the line for wagering purposes?

Nintex · « **Reply #25358 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:15:18 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 07:13:58 PM

cool

where would you be comfortable setting the line for wagering purposes?

Why wouldn't I just go do it on a betting market?

Mandark · « **Reply #25359 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:16:29 PM »

where would you set the line so that you would be comfortable taking the republican side in a 50/50 wager?

simple question

Nintex · « **Reply #25360 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:18:59 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 07:16:29 PM

where would you set the line so that you would be comfortable taking the republican side in a 50/50 wager?

simple question

I usually do dumb bets with money I can easily miss. So I would say 500 Euro give or take.

shosta · « **Reply #25361 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:20:37 PM »

Rob his money, he's probably the Dutchman who stole mine

Mandark · « **Reply #25362 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:26:20 PM »

well I'd be willing to bet whatever that the Dems net at least one seat, given even odds

we could also stipulate that the loser leaves this thread for the duration of the 116th congress

Nintex · « **Reply #25363 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:29:30 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 07:26:20 PM

well I'd be willing to bet whatever that the Dems net at least one seat, given even odds

we could also stipulate that the loser leaves this thread for the duration of the 116th congress

That's a weak bet. I will have to think this over.

If they win one seat they don't have a victory. Even when they're at 50/50 Pence can tie break everything.

Mandark · « **Reply #25364 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:30:06 PM »

Pence doesn't have vote in the House, and there are an odd number of seats.

Nintex · « **Reply #25365 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:31:32 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 07:30:06 PM

Pence doesn't have vote in the House, and there are an odd number of seats.

Yet

Dems will take up with SCOTUS. General Hux says it's a Clinton conspiracy and votes in favor of Pence.

Mandark · « **Reply #25366 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:38:37 PM »

you got caught not knowing the difference between the house and senate, it's fine

trying to play it off isn't helping, just makes you look like you care too much about taking an L online

Nintex · « **Reply #25367 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:42:16 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 07:38:37 PM

you got caught not knowing the difference between the house and senate, it's fine

trying to play it off isn't helping, just makes you look like you care too much about taking an L online

Well you said:

Quote

how many seats are republicans going to gain, nintex?

Which says nothing about in which body of government they would get the seats.
It could've been kindergarten.

Mandark · « **Reply #25368 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:43:59 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 06:50:11 PM

nintex, how much money do you want to bet that republicans gain seats in the house?

Nintex · « **Reply #25369 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:48:03 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 07:43:59 PM

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 06:50:11 PM
nintex, how much money do you want to bet that republicans gain seats in the house?

What sort of house are we talking about?

Mandark · « **Reply #25370 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:54:46 PM »

Right now the House is 240 Republican, 195 Democratic*.

You're predicting that the GOP will also have 240 seats after the midterms. Okay. Are you comfortable taking a bet where you leave this thread if the Republicans miss that benchmark? If not, where would you set the line?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Strictly speaking it's 235-193, but with vacancies in 5 Republican and 2 Democratic seats that will be filled by the midterms.

[close]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25371 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:57:14 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 06, 2018, 06:54:15 PM

Sounds like McConnell's going into beast mode for the midterms.

filler and Nintex likes, I'm deleting this post.

Nintex · « **Reply #25372 on:** October 06, 2018, 07:58:41 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 07:54:46 PM

Right now the House is 240 Republican, 195 Democratic*.

You're predicting that the GOP will also have 240 seats after the midterms. Okay. Are you comfortable taking a bet where you leave this thread if the Republicans miss that benchmark? If not, where would you set the line?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Strictly speaking it's 235-193, but with vacancies in 5 Republican and 2 Democratic seats that will be filled by the midterms.
[close]

Why would I deny you your chance to do a victory lap and make fun of me?

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 06, 2018, 07:57:14 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 06, 2018, 06:54:15 PM
Sounds like McConnell's going into beast mode for the midterms.

filler and Nintex likes, I'm deleting this post.

Don't sweat it. It happens to the best of us

Mandark · « **Reply #25373 on:** October 06, 2018, 08:00:07 PM »

I can do a victory lap fine with you gone.

You up for it or not?

Nintex · « **Reply #25374 on:** October 06, 2018, 08:01:05 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 08:00:07 PM

I can do a victory lap fine with you gone.

You up for it or not?

Like I said. I have to think it over. A lot of new things have come to light.

Also I wouldn't want you gone. I can't do a victory lap if you're not here.

Mandark · « **Reply #25375 on:** October 06, 2018, 08:09:40 PM »

Hey, I'm just trying to run nintex outta the thread. Normally I'd shame him but he doesn't have the self-awareness of someone like hungrynoob.

Nintex · « **Reply #25376 on:** October 06, 2018, 08:15:55 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 06, 2018, 08:09:40 PM

Hey, I'm just trying to run nintex outta the thread. Normally I'd shame him but he doesn't have the self-awareness of someone like hungrynoob.

Seems like the libruls will take another L tonight

Kara · « **Reply #25377 on:** October 06, 2018, 08:19:49 PM »

Nintex won't leave. That's why the mods need to leper him instead of adding more terrible emoticons generated by the shite thread.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25378 on:** October 06, 2018, 08:36:32 PM »

Quote from: Kara on October 06, 2018, 08:19:49 PM

Nintex won't leave. That's why the mods need to leper him instead of adding more terrible emoticons generated by the shite thread.

I think Lepering just made it so they couldn't post new threads (I'm not 100% sure though because the Leper category appears to have been replaced with either Ebola or Lupus at some point by a previous administration). I could make it so he couldn't post at all and could only like posts, but even that feels like giving him too much power.

team filler · « **Reply #25379 on:** October 06, 2018, 08:41:44 PM »

the truth about what these bastards did to moblin finally comes out

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Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 5451791 times)