I'm going to make up the actual statistic because this is the internet but I swear the jist of it is true but something like 85% of all vodka sold in the United States isn't from Russia, even Stoli is from Latvia, and like half of it is from Kentucky.
You know who else is from Kentucky? Abraham Lincoln!
And who was Abraham Lincoln's Secretary of State, like HILLARY CLINTON WAS TO OBAMA? William Seward.
And what was "Seward's Folly" in myth? Buying Alaska from RUSSIA.
And here's the check he used to pay for it:

There's also THIS FACT:
In Alaska, Alaska Day celebrates the formal transfer of Alaska from Russia to the United States, which took place on October 18, 1867. Alaska Day is a holiday for all state workers
Gentleman, I rest my case. I also note that Sarah Palin WARNED US.