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not really surprising a social studies warrior corporate media hack like Greenwald engages in identity politics

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not really surprising a social studies warrior corporate media hack like Greenwald engages in identity politics

Crimes against humanity aren't idpol.

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Someone claiming to be from the Gavin Newsom campaign called me today to see if they could count on my vote on Tuesday (lol) and out of morbid curiosity I wandered over to his campaign's website.

After reading that I have no idea why Democrats consistently lose hard.

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So you voting for him on Tuesday now  :wow

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Someone claiming to be from the Gavin Newsom campaign called me today to see if they could count on my vote on Tuesday (lol) and out of morbid curiosity I wandered over to his campaign's website.

After reading that I have no idea why Democrats consistently lose hard.

I have an idea:

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On a wide range of topics including same-sex marriage, gun safety, marijuana, the death penalty, universal health care, access to preschool, paid family leave, technology, criminal justice reform, sugary drinks, and the minimum wage, Gavin stuck his neck out and did the right thing, which often led to sweeping changes when his policies were ultimately accepted, embraced, and replicated across the state and nation.
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Howdy folks, this is sheriff Bucklewood. He fought in Iraq* and returned to govern your state, shake up Washirtong and fight for your rights. He hates MS-13, Nancy Pelosi and big government and believes in god, Coca Cola, Guns and America.
Big governments wants to take away your favorite drinks. Bucklewood will protect them from the fedrul goverment and help President TRUMP win for America! Yeehaw!
 
*actually never fought in Iraq, just made a brief visit long after the war was over but don't believe what CNN tells you folks
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https://twitter.com/RonanFarrow/status/1002708327552385024


Seeing stuff like this crop up. I get the point of it, but a few months ago the Trump-North Korea story was about whether we'd launch a preemptive strike, and "the president got suckered into slightly boosting a dictator's propaganda" is so much better than "the president started a shooting war and a few million people are now dead." Trump's an idiot but anything that keeps him on the diplomacy track is good.

Also maybe in general the US shouldn't fret so much about "legitimizing" states that have existed for decades and will continue to do so whether they're officially acknowledged or not.

It's a cute sentiment on its face but it doesn't make any sense : as if North Korean propaganda would be struggling at exploiting a belligerent USA ?
I never understood foreign policy absolutists too. Manners and decorum count, unless you're an isolationist or planning to get what you want through war and you'd think people would have sobered up on the whole regime change to enlightened Western standards rhetoric.

I do think Trump is probably getting played here but a silly photo op has nothing to do with it.

Now if he would go on a Pyongyang guided tour and marvel at the NK regime efficiency and architecture before getting what he wants, I would agree.

I sort of suspect that North Korea will just string Trump along for as long as possible extracting a bunch of minor concessions along the way. Trump will be dying to give things up because e loves dictators and wants that novel prize more than anything. Also he is too dumb to realize he is being played.

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It's kind of weird how Trump and Kim Jong Un can call each other shitheads one day and make up and keep flirting the next.

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It's kind of weird how Trump and Kim Jong Un can call each other shitheads one day and make up and keep flirting the next.

Not really. He is an idiot narcissist that doesn’t give a shit as long he feels he is “winning” and Kim while probably not being that different he savvy enough to notice Trump naivety and impulsiveness  about diplomatic matters.


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It's kind of weird how Trump and Kim Jong Un can call each other shitheads one day and make up and keep flirting the next.
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So you voting for him on Tuesday now  :wow

According to polling enough votes have coalesced around the Republican candidate to make him the likely person to finish second so I'll be voting for the FBI agent (the PSL candidate).

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Trump smiles in every photo. Had 9/11 happened under his watch, he would've gone to ground zero to make a thumbs up selfie.

Mike Pompeo: "See that, that's Trump Tower where the boss used to live. And that over there is McDonalds. One of the many we have in just this city."
https://twitter.com/statedeptspox/status/1003064994093785088

*Korean whispers: "Write down for Mr. Kim, we need bigger nukes"*
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*HONK HONK*

"You hear that Paulie?"

"What?"

"We're throwing you under the bus motherfucker"  :doge

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1003268646070874113
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He was just the coffee boy. 

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The President's lawyer is back with another solid defense strategy.
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1003405233614180352

"I know what will make you look innocent Don. We'll just tell them you could've shot Comey and the boys so firing them is really no big deal"

 :doge

Also Melania will not join Trump in Singapore, the G7 or any other upcoming events.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2018, 07:09:16 PM by Nintex »
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Melania hasn't been seen in public in over 3 weeks. I'm just waiting for some 22-y/o Russian model to show up at some event and they're like "So here's Melania. Why are you acting so weird, this is what she's always looked like!"
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http://www.canadalandshow.com/how-jordan-petersons-fame-affected-his-private-practice/

Just dropping this here since the wank dad thread got moved to the retirement home.

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You expect me to believe that a publication called CANADALAND is not run by reptilian shape-shifters?

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Shortly before Jordan Peterson decided he couldn’t be both a media personality and a practicing psychologist at the same time, he cancelled sessions with patients, later claiming illness, while maintaining an appointment to appear on television

Peterson got his priorities straight :money

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Didn't Melania have surgery recently? She could just be on the mend.
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So apparently Waco 3.0 is about to commence because a group of Q-Anon following veterans in Arizona have found a MS-13 black site for smuggling child sex slaves on land owned by a Mexican based multinational corporation that donated 25k to the Clinton Foundation.

Currently they're holding out at the top of a tower because state troopers are arresting them for trespassing on private property. They're preparing for war against MS-13, the Cartel, and the United States Government.



Website with all the info: https://www.neonrevolt.com/2018/06/03/veterans-on-patrol-uncover-childtrafficking-network-in-tuscon-operationbackyardbrawl-wherearethechildren/
Video from the top of the tower: https://gab.ai/tv/watch/15725

If you're in Arizona, keep an eye out for nearby MS-13 black sites.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2018, 12:02:10 PM by Skullfuckers Anonymous »

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I can totes pardon myself but haven't done anything! :trumps
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Now imagine the reeeeeeeeeeeee you would hear if Obama tweeted that.
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1003616210922147841

pretty sure the 13 Angry Men were the protagonists and mostly good guys

Now they're angry and conflicted?
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So apparently Waco 3.0 is about to commence because a group of Q-Anon following veterans in Arizona have found a MS-13 black site for smuggling child sex slaves on land owned by a Mexican based multinational corporation that donated 25k to the Clinton Foundation.

Currently they're holding out at the top of a tower because state troopers are arresting them for trespassing on private property. They're preparing for war against MS-13, the Cartel, and the United States Government.

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Website with all the info: https://www.neonrevolt.com/2018/06/03/veterans-on-patrol-uncover-childtrafficking-network-in-tuscon-operationbackyardbrawl-wherearethechildren/
Video from the top of the tower: https://gab.ai/tv/watch/15725

If you're in Arizona, keep an eye out for nearby MS-13 black sites.
Those 'connections' (collapsing bridges, Q-anon posts, Pope tweets) are pretty crazy. But this would be a police case not a 'bring yer guns and fight the mexican-chinese-clinton concrete-pedo cartel' case.
Who knows, they might actually be on to something.
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So apparently Waco 3.0 is about to commence because a group of Q-Anon following veterans in Arizona have found a MS-13 black site for smuggling child sex slaves on land owned by a Mexican based multinational corporation that donated 25k to the Clinton Foundation.

Currently they're holding out at the top of a tower because state troopers are arresting them for trespassing on private property. They're preparing for war against MS-13, the Cartel, and the United States Government.

(Image removed from quote.)

Website with all the info: https://www.neonrevolt.com/2018/06/03/veterans-on-patrol-uncover-childtrafficking-network-in-tuscon-operationbackyardbrawl-wherearethechildren/
Video from the top of the tower: https://gab.ai/tv/watch/15725

If you're in Arizona, keep an eye out for nearby MS-13 black sites.
Those 'connections' (collapsing bridges, Q-anon posts, Pope tweets) are pretty crazy. But this would be a police case not a 'bring yer guns and fight the mexican-chinese-clinton concrete-pedo cartel' case.
Who knows, they might actually be on to something.

Yeah, I wasn't sold until I read the Pope's coded tweets, but now it seems pretty air tight.
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So apparently Waco 3.0 is about to commence because a group of Q-Anon following veterans in Arizona have found a MS-13 black site for smuggling child sex slaves on land owned by a Mexican based multinational corporation that donated 25k to the Clinton Foundation.

Currently they're holding out at the top of a tower because state troopers are arresting them for trespassing on private property. They're preparing for war against MS-13, the Cartel, and the United States Government.

(Image removed from quote.)

Website with all the info: https://www.neonrevolt.com/2018/06/03/veterans-on-patrol-uncover-childtrafficking-network-in-tuscon-operationbackyardbrawl-wherearethechildren/
Video from the top of the tower: https://gab.ai/tv/watch/15725

If you're in Arizona, keep an eye out for nearby MS-13 black sites.
Those 'connections' (collapsing bridges, Q-anon posts, Pope tweets) are pretty crazy. But this would be a police case not a 'bring yer guns and fight the mexican-chinese-clinton concrete-pedo cartel' case.
Who knows, they might actually be on to something.

Yeah, I wasn't sold until I read the Pope's coded tweets, but now it seems pretty air tight.

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We just went from uncovering a camp, to CEMEX, to Haiti, to China, to the Vatican, to the Rothschilds, to JonBenet Ramsey… and I feel like we’ve barely scratched the surface.

"Who knows, they might actually be on to something" - Nintex
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https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/1003647255138709504

That's not what the EPA does.  :lol


Giuliani: "Trump could shoot Comey without problems"
Trump: "I could pardon myself"

If I was Comey I would be on the first flight to France or Germany.
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So apparently Waco 3.0 is about to commence because a group of Q-Anon following veterans in Arizona have found a MS-13 black site for smuggling child sex slaves on land owned by a Mexican based multinational corporation that donated 25k to the Clinton Foundation.

Currently they're holding out at the top of a tower because state troopers are arresting them for trespassing on private property. They're preparing for war against MS-13, the Cartel, and the United States Government.

(Image removed from quote.)

Website with all the info: https://www.neonrevolt.com/2018/06/03/veterans-on-patrol-uncover-childtrafficking-network-in-tuscon-operationbackyardbrawl-wherearethechildren/
Video from the top of the tower: https://gab.ai/tv/watch/15725

If you're in Arizona, keep an eye out for nearby MS-13 black sites.

Veterans on Patrol Uncover #ChildTrafficking Network in #Tucson! #OperationBackyardBrawl #WhereAreTheChildren
June 3, 2018 by Neon Revolt

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It does look like some True Detective Season 1 shit.  :doge
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https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1003732436923142150

Thank you @realDonaldTrump

Nobody hypes a money-losing business like our Prez.

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https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1003387827395186688

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The Starbucks guy is also retiring to prepare for 2020.

The 2020 election is going to be such a tremendous clown show  :rejoice
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Man if I feel like a fuckin dummy reading this dude's tweets every morning, I can't imagine how the average person feels.

Nah the president's lawyer wouldn't threaten to shoot someone and say they could get away with it, wtf that shit gotta be fake  :whatisthis

Just tired of reading news of this fuckery
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I am going to do some research on Cherie Deville's body of work, brb

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https://twitter.com/byrdinator/status/1003752754148327424
What sort of blackmail does Donald have on Ted.  :doge
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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/06/04/ex-navy-sailor-pardoned-by-trump-says-hes-suing-comey-and-obama.html
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A former Navy sailor who is one of five people to receive a pardon from President Donald Trump is planning to file a lawsuit against Obama administration officials, alleging that he was subject to unequal protection of the law.

Specifically, Kristian Saucier, who served a year in federal prison for taking photos of classified sections of the submarine on which he worked, argues that the same officials who meted out punishment to him for his actions chose to be lenient with Hillary Clinton in her use of a private email server and handling of classified information.

His lawyer, Ronald Daigle, told Fox News on Monday that the lawsuit, which he expects to file soon in Manhattan, will name the U.S. Department of Justice, former FBI Director James Comey and former President Barack Obama as defendants, among others.

“They interpreted the law in my case to say it was criminal,” Saucier told Fox News, referring to prosecuting authorities in his case, “but they didn’t prosecute Hillary Clinton. Hillary is still walking free. Two guys on my ship did the same thing and weren’t treated as criminals. We want them to correct the wrong.”

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Butter emails is a meme that refuses to did.



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A former Navy sailor who is one of five people to receive a pardon from President Donald Trump is planning to...

...punch an atheist professor in the face ?
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I'm not worthy to be a California voter.


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"Thomas Jefferson Cares? About slavery?"

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Yeah, don't think Jefferson would want to block chains.

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Occupation: Blockchain startup CEO

Candidate Info: ”You're going to love having me as governor. I'll revolutionize credit with a platform where every Californian can create their own cryptocurrency, and make enforceable and monitored promises to make it redeemable for things like services, or a fraction of future income. Your potential will be money. This will change a fundamental framework of society to focus us on potential, so that we can reach it, individually and collectively. It's a complete game-­changer, and one of many reasons you can't waste your vote on a traditional candidate. Some other things you'll love: A Department of Dignity, overseeing that all government­-civilian interactions are dignified for the civilian. A Department of Potential that will empower everyone to find meaningful, creative work and growth. Incarceration rates below Canada's, instead of 6 times higher. Re-engineered education that focuses on creativity and abandons cookie-cutter matriculation requirements to nurture every students' particular talents. As we head into an age of automation, non-creative work for humans may be scarce. Zero tolerance for police brutality and renaming the Bay Bridge after Oscar Grant, and the Sacramento Tower Bridge after Stephon Clark, so it's not forgotten. A ground-­breaking digital direct democracy platform, with no binding power initially, that will eventually become the standard for political systems worldwide. Everyone can act as a legislator when they want to, and be represented by their favorite person when they don't; with an overall leader, directly accountable to voters in real time. The status quo of winner­-take-­all districts and quadrennial elections will look archaic. A network of self­-driving, synchronized, narrow cars (Traffic solved!) Studying peaceful/legal secession/independence in case things worsen.

Website: TomCares.com

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omg Thomas Jefferson Cares wrote a 10 page suicide note after Trump won: https://archive.org/details/ItsOverTJC

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I tweeted this at Huffington Post hoping they'll regurgitate my urgings to
the electoral college, not to confirm Trump. And I'm tweeting this at TechCrunch, because
maybe something can be learned from my plight as a tech entrepreneur. I know that's not what I
am/was. I'll say it. I was a wantrapreneur :( ]

This was a very difficult decision to commmitedly execute. I am so sorry to my children that I
couldn't live for you. I just didn't have it in me.

Not just my beloved Makayla, Thomas, James, and my newborn daughter, Wow.

I also helped 17 women, and their partners, in Britain, conceive 18 wonderful children, using my
sperm to artificially insemenate. It would always warm my heart so much to look through their
newest pictures on facebook. In my darkest times, it always brought me some comfort to know,
that there was probably at least one life I helped create who was having a great day. I am so
sorry they will never get to know half of where they came from. Apparently, I didn't have it in
me to live for them either.

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I know my committing suicide is kind of somber, but as someone who always wanted to make a
difference in the world, let me, perhaps just for my own fun, interrupt this suicide note, to make
an attempt to post-humously stop Donald Trump from actually becoming president. I will come
back to the suicide note. But man, what a legend I would be if an interruption in my suicide note
compelled the electoral college to elect Mitt Romney.

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I really do believe I've done well over 1000 years worth of a typical person's thinking in my 28
years. Can you even imagine what that's like? My mind has endured a lot. I'm honestly just done.
At this point it would have taken starting a great company like Alphabet to keep my mind
stimulated. I tried. I incorporated a startup that I named "Solve Life." I got nowhere with it. My
most recent fantasy was that I could attract interest from Larry Ellison, that he might see the
next Steve Jobs in me and back me and believe in me. I tweeted at him a lot (along with many
other investors - 1 couldn't get a meeting for jack shit).

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It ought to be illegal to name your kid Wow Cares.

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It ought to be illegal to name your kid Wow Cares.

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benjipwns

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maybe Blizzard will sue him

this file has a whole bunch of his e-mails to and from "business" partners/his "incompetent" dad/attorneys/the IRS/etc. attached to it... including an instance where he suspects his lawyer of sabotaging him and after the lawyer withdraws from the case he sends a whole bunch of e-mails to the guy about how this was all part of the plot against him!