Forgot to mention this, but the IRS released their final regulations on the qualified business income deduction (the version of the massive corporate tax cut for the most oppressed segment of society: small business owners) on 1/22/19 (pardon if the date isn't exact). Glad they got that done in 2019 and not 2018, it's not like it applies to 2018 or anything!
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I have to include the deduction for self-employed health insurance and the employer portion of payroll taxes to determine my qualified business income.

So you got your big conservative money but how do you hang to it without the IRS stealing it away?
Easy, use this lifehack.
Write a letter to the IRS that says you won't pay a single dollar in taxes until the wall is beling built.
This is not about your taxes this is about the security of the nation. Without the wall according to this government there is no country so why would you pay taxes to a country that doesn't exist.

Take a picture of the letter before you send it and it Tweet it @realdDonaldTrump. Specifically at a break during Fox & Friends or any of his other favorite TV shows.
Trump will retweet your letter. He will call you a great person and tells other people to follow your example. Maybe you'll get an invite to the White House to enjoy a meal of free hamburgers.
If the IRS or anyone else comes calling just tell them this is a matter of national security and the President has your back because the wall is a matter of national security.
The agent might try to call the President to verify this story. At which point he'll say: "Who? What? WALL YES THE WALL IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR NATIONAL SECURITY SO IMPORTANT LET HIM GO"
Boom. You've created your own tax haven.