US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[nachobro]

[james]

Twist.

Donald Trump found himself at one of those pedo parties. He thought it was a standard real estate gig but it wasn't.

Mr Trump was horrified at what he saw. He doesn't drink, and he certainly doesn't engage in illegal sex activities.

From that day on, he started on the mission to bring the pedo ring down. But everywhere he turned the investigation was shut down.

The rot went all the way to the top. What could a simple real estate guru do when the president was in on it?

Obviously, at a party, he got the Mrs in private.

Hilary, he said, your husband is a monster.

But Hillary laughed. She was in on it too and would use the knowledge to also be president.

So what could Trump do but to take out down from the top?

So he ran for president and now finally has the power to bring the whole house of pedos down

 

[nachobro]

I really can't believe people in Kentucky would vote for a guy that looks and sounds like him, no matter what he's saying.

consider what people in kentucky look like

[ToxicAdam]

That's the power of seniority in Congress. Once your congressperson has it,  the people don't want to give it up. So it usually takes some kind of unusual scandal to bounce them out.

[Mandark]

Daschle and Cantor though

p sure some bigshot dem lost in 94 too

[benjipwns]

Inspired by Marianne and Andrew Yang success at free media air time, Geoffrey Fieger is apparently trying to scam people into helping him launch a Presidential campaign again.

These dudes (plus Sestak and Steyer) clearly have no idea that they need to get to 2% in the polls AND have 130,000+ independent donors to get into the debates now. The shot at free debate time was over like a month ago. Steyer is running around talking about how he doesn't need and won't take any donors since he'll self-fund.

I'll be shocked if the national media continues giving time to any of these people once the DNC cancels them out of the debates. Time to start getting super familiar with the 109 counties of Iowa and New Hampshire, folx.

[ToxicAdam]

Rostenkowski? That was scandal

edit: Forgot about Cantor already. Damn.

[Mandark]

Looked it up and it was Tom Foley, who was Speaker and had been in Congress for three decades.

[Mandark]

These dudes (plus Sestak and Steyer) clearly have no idea that they need to get to 2% in the polls AND have 130,000+ independent donors to get into the debates now. The shot at free debate time was over like a month ago. Steyer is running around talking about how he doesn't need and won't take any donors since he'll self-fund.

Steyer's taking donations but not doing fundraisers, and is aiming for the third debate per Dave Weigel.

I don't know how many people would want to send him a dollar so he can make the debates, but he probably has an enormous email list from his impeachment thing.

[benjipwns]

The fun part about the Democratic primaries is that if Biden (or whoever) gets 15% while nobody else cracks 15%, Biden gets every single delegate.

Think how easy it will be to lose those small hundreds of ballots needed to make sure nobody else gets over.

[benjipwns]

Steyer's taking donations but not doing fundraisers, and is aiming for the third debate per Dave Weigel.

Oh, that's good, earlier the one piece about how he's willing to spend $100 million it was confusing if he didn't mean only BAD donors or literally none so he wouldn't have to file anything with the FEC.

[benjipwns]

America’s political establishment is riven with partisanship that has become “very wicked and very mean,” said entrepreneur and media mogul Robert Johnson, who added that the Democratic Party has become too liberal for his liking.

“The party in my opinion, for me personally, has moved too far to the left,” Johnson, the founder of cable network BET and RLJ Companies business network, told CNBC’s Hadley Gamble Tuesday.

“And for that reason, I don’t have a particular candidate (I’m supporting) in the party at this time,” he said. “I think at the end of the day, if a Democrat is going to beat Trump, then that person, he or she, will have to move to the center and you can’t wait too long to do that.”

Johnson described himself as a long-time centrist and Democrat. He publicly supported Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election.

“I think the economy is doing great, and it’s reaching populations that heretofore had very bad problems in terms of jobs and employments and the opportunities that come with employment … so African-American unemployment is at its lowest level, ” Johnson said.

Slate Fistcrunch! Buff Hardback! Bob Johnson! Oh, wait...

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/HikindDov/status/1148598854830428160

Former Democratic New York Assemblyman Dov Hikind told Fox News Tuesday that he is preparing to sue Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., for blocking users on Twitter based on their personal viewpoints, following a federal appeals court ruling barring President Trump from doing the same.

Asked where his lawsuit would be filed and whether other plaintiffs would be involved, Hikind told Fox News in an email, "All that’s being determined at the moment."

"Most likely we will be [the] only plaintiff, but [we will be] citing other examples," Hikind continued. "The claim is [the] same as [the] one against Trump. She uses that account for political/policy commentary, so to shut a citizen off from her statements is a problem -- as well as blocking me from petitioning her or seeking redress."

Hikind added that in addition to himself, “several others, including journalists" have been barred from viewing Ocasio-Cortez's tweets.

[Kara]

Blocking instead of muting.

[Nintex]

Trump is getting together with the gang of dank trolls and wank dads on Thursday for a "social media summit". 

[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/JackClayton617/status/1148419005889306624

[benjipwns]

wait, how does that debunk her

[Joe Molotov]

wait, how does that debunk her

She claims to be poor, yet won't even drink concentration camp toilet water. Curious.

[Great Rumbler]

Drink toilet water to own the libs

[VomKriege]

wait, how does that debunk her

I didn't follow the intricacies of the controversy but my best guess is that this stunt "proves" the water is not rancid and stale or something ?
It's very galaxy brain.

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https://twitter.com/SenGillibrand/status/1148551285307842560


 

[agrajag]

wait, how does that debunk her

She claims to be poor, yet won't even drink concentration camp toilet water. Curious.

[benjipwns]

I didn't follow the intricacies of the controversy but my best guess is that this stunt "proves" the water is not rancid and stale or something ?

even I wouldn't imagine the place is ran bad enough that anything would kill him immediately from drinking it

the story was that the sink was broken or something, being able to use water from the toilet doesn't exactly solve that

[benjipwns]

for the record guys, when we get to the camps, if we have access to more than one toilet, ONE OF THOSE IS OFF LIMITS TO SHIT IN

you forget, you're going on the list

[agrajag]

wait, how does that debunk her

I didn't follow the intricacies of the controversy but my best guess is that this stunt "proves" the water is not rancid and stale or something ?
It's very galaxy brain.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1148699549898301442

 

Tim Pool sure is falling into his niche, I guess.

[benjipwns]

Tim Pool's weakness was having his hat removed in public, ever since that Antifa dude did it...

[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1148699549898301442

 

Tim Pool sure is falling into his niche, I guess.

speculawyer alert

[VomKriege]

"Captive migrant kids are forced to shit into communal buckets that get washed only once a day !"
"Another manufactured outrage. Deputy Johnson here is gonna demonstrate to you he can perfectly shit in this brand new presentation bucket without issue."

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[VomKriege]

Tim Pool's weakness was having his hat removed in public, ever since that Antifa dude did it...

Actually, he got bought by the same CONSERVATIVE BIG MONEY you live on.

https://twitter.com/gbedard1/status/1148707071275208710

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Team_Mitch/status/1148707180180324359

 

[VomKriege]

Is Tim Pool the guy who wrote that ERA thread earlier today on the lack of courtesy in today's society ?

[benjipwns]

IIRC, he lectures that dude for like five minutes about how it's assault to remove his hat until some other dude comes over and tries to do it so he bails out.

[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/LisaMarieBoothe/status/1148701150318927872

https://twitter.com/JosephArthurs5/status/1148705689390460929

 

[benjipwns]

from this angle you can see just how surprised the dude is at how bald Tim Pool is



oh, here's more of his lecture about how removing his hat makes death threats possible:


The Tim Pool Timeline: "I'm a leftist journalist" -> "I'm a leftist and Antifa can go too far sometimes" -> HAT REMOVED IN PUBLIC -> "Antifa is the number one global threat" -> invited to meet Donald Trump

[benjipwns]

that fat chick yelling "GO BACK TO 4CHAN"

[benjipwns]

Jim Beam
2 years ago
"It protects my identity"

Yeah, your identity as a bald guy lmao.

[Nintex]

 

[benjipwns]

so we shouldn't harass @mad_liberals and @CarpeDonktum online? is that what the WaPo is saying, don't harass @mad_liberals and @CarpeDonktum online? because while I would never harass @mad_liberals and @CarpeDonktum online, other people might actually want to harass @mad_liberals and @CarpeDonktum online and I just think that's terrible, that someone might harass @mad_liberals and @CarpeDonktum online that is

[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/status/1148706098913980416

 

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https://twitter.com/KellieMeyerNews/status/1148705643760619521

[benjipwns]

 

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lmao at this being the only thing that gets people to give any shit about what their local government is doing

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omg at Michele Even "it's a free country, if you want to say it you can say it, if you don't want to say it you don't have to say it, but you shouldn't have the right to take that choice away from me"

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1148567121212989440

[benjipwns]

See Softwr
4 hours ago
The US Pledge is like the US Flag in word. Removing The Pledge is removing the Flag. To go back to your flag if you cannot stand US Flag.

[benjipwns]

Marni Hockenberg
7 hours ago
I was one of the organizers of the protest and the room was packed, standing room only. Why didn’t you show that, WCCO? We stood twice to recite the Pledge while the council members sat. Why wasn’t that shown or reported, WCCO? Or would that not fit your Leftist narrative? Over 100 Patriots showed up and  next time we will double that number.
We are fighting back against the Marxist Jihadi agenda to destroy America!
God Bless America!

CaptainAmericaShazam
10 hours ago
WHO IS THAT  IDIOT TIM BRAUSEN? WEARING A T SHIRT AT A CITY COUNCIL MEETING....HE LOOKS LIKE A LIBERAL SOCIALIST MARXIST MORON....WHAT A DISGRACE!!! AND MAVITY...WHAT A MORON SHE IS? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE POLITICIANS WHO ARE OUT OF TOUCH ELITISTS WHO THINK PATRIOTISM IS PASSE ! VOTE THEM ALL OUT FOR BEING STUPID AND OUT OF TOUCH! KUDOS TO THE PATRIOTS WHO CONFRONTED THEM ON BEHALF OF OUR FLAG AND PLEDGE/ GOD BLESS THE PATRIOTS!

[Nintex]

It would really suck if your picture was taken on pedo island with your pedo friends.

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[benjipwns]

why is somebody taking a picture of the bald dude taking a picture

[TVC15]

Saw 3 “YANG 2020” stickers on laptops at work today on my floor alone. Not too late to jump back on the wagon, shost.

[Joe Molotov]

https://twitter.com/KellieMeyerNews/status/1148705643760619521

After he arrived at the Virgin Islands, they just called them The Islands, heyo! No wait...I mean there was no penetration! Put that in the court records!

[TVC15]

Pedophile Island might make a great concept for a reality show. Stick twelve people on an island, one of them is secretly a pedo, along with twelve kindergarteners. The non-pedos have to figure out who the pedo is before he bangs all the kids, all while trying to avoid suspicion themselves.

[Nintex]

I want mass arrests of the pedo's but I doubt it will happen.

"We have top men on this. top, men."

"The discs? Oh, they turned out to be unreadable after 15 years."

"The pictures? Well, they were... from the internet. Yes totally from the internet."

"The flight log was just a hobby and the name of the girls were actually not girls but code names for the drinks the guests wanted."

"Mr. Epstein cooperated really well but he still has to serve a sentence of 3 months community service and pay a fine of $10. Justice has prevailed!"

[benjipwns]

Pedophile Island might make a great concept for a reality show. Stick twelve people on an island, one of them is secretly a pedo, along with twelve kindergarteners. The non-pedos have to figure out who the pedo is before he bangs all the kids, all while trying to avoid suspicion themselves.

This is just The Mole with more child raping.

[benjipwns]

filler endorsed catfight

[Dennis]

that fat chick yelling "GO BACK TO 4CHAN"

[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1148683138874277888

  Bernard

[benjipwns]

wait, they're going to let people caucus by calling in their top three in Iowa and Nevada

In Nevada, Democrats who won't be able to attend the February 2020 presidential caucuses in person will have some new options, thanks to the Nevada Democratic Party's new virtual caucus plan, which was unveiled Monday.

Virtual caucus-goers will be able participate by using a cell phone, a landline, Google Hangouts or Skype to call a number given to them by the state party. Once dialed in, the participant will enter a unique login credential given during virtual caucus registration in January 2020.

The party will host two days of virtual caucuses which will be telephone-based in addition to four days of early voting. The traditional precinct caucuses will still take place as usual on the Las Vegas strip.

Nevada joins Iowa in establishing virtual caucuses. Iowa, which holds the first nominating contest of the 2020 presidential cycle, will hold six virtual caucuses, in addition to the in-person Feb. 3 caucuses.

The party is partnering with Stones' Phones, a Democratic tele-consulting firm, to conduct the virtual caucuses. Here's how the virtual caucuses will be conducted: The participant will call the number, and an automated moderator will list the candidates -- in English, Spanish and also Tagalog.

The participant would then say or press the number that corresponds to his or her preferred candidate, and will have a chance to edit the choice immediately or at the end of the call. The party won't know how many candidates will be listed until the state's presidential filing deadline in January.

The results of the virtual caucus will be counted along with the results of the traditional precinct caucuses to be held on February 22, 2019. The party is developing an app to assist caucus chairs on Caucus Day to tabulate the results. The party will release the raw totals on caucus night.

Shelby Wiltz, the state party caucus director, told reporters in a press call that the party is working closely with the Democratic National Committee's security team to prevent fraud.

I don't care about the security end but the logistics of this sound potentially horrible.

also lol at developing an app to count people

[Human Snorenado]

Unban etoilet, he's gotta come back and take this L

https://news.yahoo.com/exclusive-the-true-origins-of-the-seth-rich-conspiracy-a-yahoo-news-investigation-100000831.html

WASHINGTON — In the summer of 2016, Russian intelligence agents secretly planted a fake report claiming that Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich was gunned down by a squad of assassins working for Hillary Clinton, giving rise to a notorious conspiracy theory that captivated conservative activists and was later promoted from inside President Trump’s White House, a Yahoo News investigation has found.

 

[benjipwns]

I'm feeling personally targeted by the fact that you bolded tagalog, as if that is unusual at all for California or Nevada.

The psychological warfare using weaponized likes will continue at double pace.

also Tagalog.

[agrajag]

sounds like "tag along"

[Kara]

Strictly speaking the U.S. Virgin Islands have a queen atm.

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Surely there's some sovereign citizen argument that nullifies the Treaty of the Danish West Indies?

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