Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6966681 times)

I'm out for a day running a card-game tournament and what did I miss?

*Checks backwards*

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Bernie won? Bernie won!?

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Since I can't go down broadway in a tank with a Cossack hat on (Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was AmeriKKKa where I could do that), let's celebrate with a more family-friendly and communist palate cleansing for the COPErs right now parade:

[Communism intensifies]

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1231374014108422144

benjipwns · « **Reply #50481 on:** February 22, 2020, 09:35:02 PM »

https://twitter.com/schultzohio/status/1231374998918418432

benjipwns · « **Reply #50482 on:** February 22, 2020, 09:40:03 PM »

https://twitter.com/HotlineJosh/status/1231382838668296198

VomKriege · « **Reply #50483 on:** February 22, 2020, 09:41:47 PM »

Wales a strong second but France on top of the Six Caucuses

Tripon · « **Reply #50484 on:** February 22, 2020, 09:43:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/susiedrapes/status/1231403985199935488

thisismyusername · « **Reply #50485 on:** February 22, 2020, 09:46:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/leftyaaron/status/1231392420283088898

Oop.

benjipwns · « **Reply #50486 on:** February 22, 2020, 09:48:45 PM »

What if we just provided health care for kids in cages? #SensibleCentrist #ThirdWay

thisismyusername · « **Reply #50487 on:** February 22, 2020, 09:52:21 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on February 22, 2020, 03:49:58 PM

what does the MATH even stand for?

"I'll give you $1,000 Freedom Dollars to Fuck off."

AKA: "Pay no attention to me, I have no idea how to escape the hellscape we're currently in and worry about automation and shiny objects over actual fixes"

*In before Shosta rage*

Tripon · « **Reply #50488 on:** February 22, 2020, 09:53:25 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on February 22, 2020, 09:52:21 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on February 22, 2020, 03:49:58 PM
what does the MATH even stand for?

"I'll give you $1,000 Freedom Dollars to Fuck off."

*In before Shosta rage*

Real answer: Make America Think Harder.

Yes, it makes me rage every time I hear it.

FStop7 · « **Reply #50489 on:** February 22, 2020, 09:53:34 PM »

Anyone done a welfare check on Hoarse Whisperer’s twitter? He blocked me a while back even though I’ve never interacted with him.

Tripon · « **Reply #50490 on:** February 22, 2020, 09:57:12 PM »

Quote from: FStop7 on February 22, 2020, 09:53:34 PM

Anyone done a welfare check on Hoarse Whisperer’s twitter? He blocked me a while back even though I’ve never interacted with him.

https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1231301672510664710
https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/1231302277543100416

Last two tweets, 7 hours ago. Probably decided anything he would say, he'd get savaged.

Tripon · « **Reply #50491 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:02:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/CANCEL_SAM/status/1231400081175306241

benjipwns · « **Reply #50492 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:02:33 PM »

I'm sure some of those #BernieKnew people I posted have some takes for you guys...
https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1231413900651958272

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1231398351473725441

https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/1231409752103669762

[close]

thisismyusername · « **Reply #50493 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:06:24 PM »

Quote from: Glenda on February 22, 2020, 06:42:00 PM

My man Bernard is really going to do this

*grabs purse, digs out knife*
BACK OFF, BITCH! GRANDPA COMMUNISM IS MINE!

You can have a little socalism for curing your brainworms, however. As a treat.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #50494 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:06:31 PM »

srs question because i cant remember: how long into the primary did it take til fox warmed up to trump?

benjipwns · « **Reply #50495 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:06:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/AshaRangappa_/status/1231354499735920640

https://twitter.com/gregolear/status/1231288898300542976

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/gregolear/status/1231315300626436096

https://twitter.com/gregolear/status/1231354511576457217

[close]

benjipwns · « **Reply #50496 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:10:15 PM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on February 22, 2020, 10:06:31 PM

srs question because i cant remember: how long into the primary did it take til fox warmed up to trump?

I'd say about now in the cycle, South Carolina came before Nevada last time and Trump won that along with NH and basically a tie in Iowa. Jeb! dropped out and Rubio was cratering. That was when like Hannity switched over from what I recall. Some obviously like Lou were with Trump from the start. And some hoped Cruz could come through, like Rush, although not Fox, was pretty Cruz favorable until it was obviously too late.

I always felt Rubio was their guy. Then Christie shived him on live TV.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #50497 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:16:06 PM »

msnbc keeps harping on Bernie's DINO thing. and I hope right after he wins, he registers as independent.

That'd would be some wild shit. There's no way he doesn't do that to go down in history as the first.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #50498 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:17:57 PM »

Quote from: Glenda on February 22, 2020, 10:13:31 PM

Trump Yes for Prez jumped 2c on Predictit after Nevada became clear. Republicans are genuinely gleeful about Bernie being the nominee. Can't wait for that to explode in their faces as Bald Emperor stands over the corpse of their orange champion's presidency.

SHHHH SHHHH

STOP JINXING ME PROVING TO YOU BERNIE WOULD'VE WON 16.

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. YOU'RE GONNA CAUSE US TO LOSE.

SHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Communist REEEEEEEEEE'ing intensifies at Glenda's predictions failing happening causing us to lose]

Tripon · « **Reply #50499 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:19:17 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 22, 2020, 10:10:15 PM

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on February 22, 2020, 10:06:31 PM
srs question because i cant remember: how long into the primary did it take til fox warmed up to trump?
I'd say about now in the cycle, South Carolina came before Nevada last time and Trump won that along with NH and basically a tie in Iowa. Jeb! dropped out and Rubio was cratering. That was when like Hannity switched over from what I recall. Some obviously like Lou were with Trump from the start. And some hoped Cruz could come through, like Rush, although not Fox, was pretty Cruz favorable until it was obviously too late.

I always felt Rubio was their guy. Then Christie shived him on live TV.

I mostly remembered that Trump was openly feuding with Megyn Kelley, so Roger Ailes had to play peace maker, and that was well into the summer 2016.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #50500 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:19:50 PM »

Quote from: Glenda on February 22, 2020, 10:18:47 PM

Jinxes don't exist except maybe in sports.

Glen/da: "Madam President will beat the Orange Turd!"
Narrator: That didn't happen, Glen.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Transhuman · « **Reply #50501 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:24:27 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on February 22, 2020, 09:43:46 PM

https://twitter.com/susiedrapes/status/1231403985199935488

https://www.resetera.com/threads/us-poliera-2020-ot-2-dershowitz-says-quid-pro-quo-on-the-go-see-staff-post.167533/page-119#post-28853330

Vindication of a sorts

team filler · « **Reply #50502 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:25:28 PM »

Quote from: Lonewulfeus on February 22, 2020, 07:50:09 PM

Glenda’s confidence makes me think Bernie is gonna lose to trump

confidence? this is the political equivalent to becoming a sissy slut and watching your wife get black bred by her bull

benjipwns · « **Reply #50503 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:26:30 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on February 22, 2020, 10:16:06 PM

msnbc keeps harping on Bernie's DINO thing. and I hope right after he wins, he registers as independent.

That'd would be some wild shit. There's no way he doesn't do that to go down in history as the first.

George Washington was first.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #50504 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:28:07 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 22, 2020, 10:26:30 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on February 22, 2020, 10:16:06 PM
msnbc keeps harping on Bernie's DINO thing. and I hope right after he wins, he registers as independent.

That'd would be some wild shit. There's no way he doesn't do that to go down in history as the first.
George Washington was first.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #50505 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:30:23 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 22, 2020, 10:02:10 PM

Leave Andrew alone

How about "no," Esch?

When his Fuck Off Dollars don't fuck over people that use welfare/aka: the Poor, then I'll listen to him. Until then his platform was a bandaid on a gaping chest-wound of capitalism.

Nice that he endorsed Bernie, however. Good to see that at least he isn't as delusional as his fans (some of whom I have on Facebook) that seem to think his $1,000 answer to everything would fix the class war lickity-split.

benjipwns · « **Reply #50506 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:32:52 PM »

Quote from: Glenda on February 22, 2020, 10:30:50 PM

Bald Spartacus is going to stomp Trump out like an earwig.

Corey Booker dropped out tho

Tripon · « **Reply #50507 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:42:41 PM »

https://twitter.com/joshorton/status/1231404334400884736

benjipwns · « **Reply #50508 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:56:28 PM »

https://twitter.com/stevemacwv/status/1231369410033655810

Himu · « **Reply #50509 on:** February 22, 2020, 10:59:56 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on February 22, 2020, 09:53:25 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on February 22, 2020, 09:52:21 PM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on February 22, 2020, 03:49:58 PM
what does the MATH even stand for?

"I'll give you $1,000 Freedom Dollars to Fuck off."

*In before Shosta rage*

Real answer: Make America Think Harder.

Yes, it makes me rage every time I hear it.

Gross

Also I've seen tons of Yang stickers in Houston (big asian pop.) but not one MATH hat.

benjipwns · « **Reply #50510 on:** February 22, 2020, 11:15:54 PM »

here's some more for you Glenda/TIMU/whoever

https://twitter.com/OfficialJonZal/status/1231073429446676481

spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://twitter.com/KTforBiden/status/1231431263317319680

https://twitter.com/JaelT10/status/1231429243428646913

https://twitter.com/Lesliegy/status/1231428502718701568

https://twitter.com/risk_board/status/1231428325677117440

[close]

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #50511 on:** February 22, 2020, 11:22:21 PM »

Unless you're that dude that got tricked into voting for insurance, there's no way you don't realize that removing healthcare from the negotiation table is a huge win for unions.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #50512 on:** February 22, 2020, 11:22:49 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on February 22, 2020, 09:52:21 PM

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on February 22, 2020, 03:49:58 PM
what does the MATH even stand for?

"I'll give you $1,000 Freedom Dollars to Fuck off."

AKA: "Pay no attention to me, I have no idea how to escape the hellscape we're currently in and worry about automation and shiny objects over actual fixes"

*In before Shosta rage*

Yang

Anyway, whack ass cracker

team filler · « **Reply #50513 on:** February 22, 2020, 11:23:59 PM »

https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1231364061067083778

O R B M O D E

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #50514 on:** February 22, 2020, 11:25:39 PM »

NeverTrumpers raise a fit then fell in line, will the NoBernZone folks fall in line and beg for clemency?

Quote from: filler on February 22, 2020, 10:25:28 PM

Quote from: Lonewulfeus on February 22, 2020, 07:50:09 PM
Glenda’s confidence makes me think Bernie is gonna lose to trump
confidence? this is the political equivalent to becoming a sissy slut and watching your wife get black bred by her bull

It's all a character arc.

Tripon · « **Reply #50515 on:** February 22, 2020, 11:28:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/HKrassenstein/status/1231396306612039680

Bernie got the Krassensteins.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #50516 on:** February 22, 2020, 11:30:38 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 22, 2020, 11:23:59 PM

https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1231364061067083778

O R B M O D E

EightBitNate · « **Reply #50517 on:** February 22, 2020, 11:50:32 PM »

I keep hearing people say Biden/Bloomberg/Buttchug/Klob are splitting the moderate vote, but is there any good data that says those supporters even realize those people are moderate? Feel like the average voter is uninformed and this is just a popularity contest.

team filler · « **Reply #50518 on:** February 22, 2020, 11:52:13 PM »

real life ain't twitter, good number of them would switch to bern dawg if their first choice drops out.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #50519 on:** February 22, 2020, 11:59:54 PM »

that moderate thing is a self fulfilling prophecy brought on by bigmedia. they peddled it into a feedback loop and now errrbody is a moderate.

eat the mods!

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Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6966681 times)