My friend and I have over the past days dabbled in the RP side of FFXIV. Which is very horny...
Originally it started off with me somewhat trolling RP's doing in public in Lisa Lominsa. I don't know how it happen, but one day while making fun of some rps using such role play lingo as "cute as fuck", my friend was approached by one of these people and "hit on". My friend was playing one of the bunny people and I guess they found "her" hot. So they invited him to their estate. I took on the role as the ugly friend and tagged a long and attempted to like the annoying friend take the spotlight. To the point of honestly out role playing the rpers as they asked as to tell a story. I told one of high adventure with enough thys and sayeths that would make a shitty fantasy author embarrsed.
Anyway, this kind of got us interested in this side of FFXIV. So having Eden done and not wanting to to start the patch story, we dug deeper. Visited the rpg "servers" and well found them wanting. It's mostly people flirting in the bars.
Well eventually we saw someone post a "we are having a party, everyone's invited" type yell in one of the cities. We decided to visit it and well it was one of the most surreal "this is like real life" moments I've had in the game. We travled to the server and then estate ward where the party was and we had that moment...you know the one where you and your friends are in the car, on a random street trying to figure out which house is having the party? That happen and it was answerd the same way, instead of watching other cars go to the same home, we saw game mounts going to the same estate. We go there and you have people that seemingly just logged in to play the door greeter. Thier macro just set-up to welcome and tell you about the drink menu.
At first it seemed empty as fuck, but as my friend went downstairs he urged me to hurry up and follow. And like those moments where your at the club and wondering if it's packed, I walked down and was shocked to see all those blue names.
Now again it's just people fake flirting and describing how they are aroused or whatever. Some fake fighting as well. But you also have people role playing bouncers and dedicated to just being the dude with a weapon in the corner. Now here we were told to check the Party Finder for role play events. And I did and what I found is a lot of "strip clubs".
So a couple of days we went to one of them. The Gilded Knob or whatever and jesus christ were the people dedicated to it. Complete with the waitress walking over to you, bowing, asking you for a drink, going over to the bar, and then brining back your drink that is just a potion. But the player estate was set-up with lounge furniture positioning and whatnot straight out of your local strip club.
Today we continued that and yeah the party finder was filled with strip clubs playing the latest Eden Raid music, making me believe the edm like battle themes were made just for this. The first was a "escort club" with private rooms. The more impressive one was another strip club, The Velvet Dragon and let me tell you guys. The one "stripper" there...well she was impressive. Now this is all dumb, but this chick was using the emotes to approximate ass shacking that it was almost a work of art. I felt the need to give her some gil and tell her "jesus did she know what she was doing". Like I honestly believe this person was a stripper, like most of these people just turn on their dance and let it run. She used that eastern bow emote so that ass poped in your face. Make sure you switch to that first person view.
But these strip/night/escort club things seem pretty popular. Check your Party Finder.
https://gildedknob.weebly.com/
