Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1408911 times)

Atramental · « **Reply #11460 on:** September 19, 2019, 12:42:44 PM »

Her biggest flaw is that she thinks she can save/fix people like her current bf.

But like I was telling her gbf, a heroin addict is not a possum.

team filler · « **Reply #11461 on:** September 19, 2019, 12:46:14 PM »

become a heroin addict and you're totally in, dude!

BisMarckie · « **Reply #11462 on:** September 19, 2019, 01:04:07 PM »

Nobody likes a copycat.

team filler · « **Reply #11463 on:** September 19, 2019, 01:09:56 PM »

become the elizebeth warren of heroin addicts, you'll be unstoppable!

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11464 on:** September 19, 2019, 02:37:38 PM »

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #11465 on:** September 19, 2019, 03:28:49 PM »

I don’t know why I’m posting this here, but hey first therapy session went ok. I got a good vibe and actual feedback for once.

team filler · « **Reply #11466 on:** September 19, 2019, 03:30:31 PM »

EightBitNate · « **Reply #11467 on:** September 19, 2019, 03:59:04 PM »

I’m still waiting for Rahx to chill with me in Chicago

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #11468 on:** September 19, 2019, 04:59:28 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on September 19, 2019, 03:59:04 PM

I’m still waiting for Rahx to chill with me in Chicago

To be honest, I think people would be a little surprised if they met me in real life.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #11469 on:** September 19, 2019, 05:02:41 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on September 19, 2019, 04:59:28 PM

Quote from: EightBitNate on September 19, 2019, 03:59:04 PM
I’m still waiting for Rahx to chill with me in Chicago
To be honest, I think people would be a little surprised if they met me in real life.

Yeah I feel you. I get the feeling many people don’t like me/find me annoying on here but I’m actually pretty reserved in real life.

skullstorm · « **Reply #11470 on:** September 19, 2019, 05:16:13 PM »

Except around your sister

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11471 on:** September 20, 2019, 02:42:58 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 19, 2019, 12:42:44 PM

Her biggest flaw is that she thinks she can save/fix people like her current bf.

But like I was telling her gbf, a heroin addict is not a possum.

I don't care what everyone else says, I think you can totally save and fix her.

Oblivion · « **Reply #11472 on:** September 20, 2019, 04:15:09 AM »

question: there's some mingling party going on saturday. the problem is that not one, but two girls i've went out with (one of being herpes girl) are going to be there. should i go? there's going to be like 60 people there, so it won't be that small a potential dating pool.

Nabbis · « **Reply #11473 on:** September 20, 2019, 04:17:50 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on September 20, 2019, 04:15:09 AM

question: there's some mingling party going on saturday. the problem is that not one, but two girls i've went out with (one of being herpes girl) are going to be there. should i go? there's going to be like 60 people there, so it won't be that small a potential dating pool.

I would personally go unless the girls are very drama prone. Though i would bet they probably went out with more guys there than you anyway.

Atramental · « **Reply #11474 on:** September 20, 2019, 11:40:56 AM »

Quote from: brawndolicious on September 20, 2019, 02:42:58 AM

Quote from: Atramental on September 19, 2019, 12:42:44 PM
Her biggest flaw is that she thinks she can save/fix people like her current bf.

But like I was telling her gbf, a heroin addict is not a possum.

I don't care what everyone else says, I think you can totally save and fix her.

I’m not doing shit except being amazing/a contrast for her loser boyfriend.

Also, the more I pull back and get with other people the more she keeps on chasing after me.

If she doesn’t have a come to Jesus moment with me tonight then I’m done done with her.

Also, things have been going well between me and that hot short haired girl.

team filler · « **Reply #11475 on:** September 20, 2019, 12:19:08 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 20, 2019, 11:40:56 AM

Quote from: brawndolicious on September 20, 2019, 02:42:58 AM
Quote from: Atramental on September 19, 2019, 12:42:44 PM
Her biggest flaw is that she thinks she can save/fix people like her current bf.

But like I was telling her gbf, a heroin addict is not a possum.

I don't care what everyone else says, I think you can totally save and fix her.

If she doesn’t have a come to Jesus moment with me tonight then I’m done done with her.

no you ain't

Atramental · « **Reply #11476 on:** September 20, 2019, 01:16:33 PM »

just watch

Atramental · « **Reply #11477 on:** September 20, 2019, 02:33:58 PM »

filler is and that’s all that matters to me

Atramental · « **Reply #11478 on:** September 20, 2019, 06:12:19 PM »

be patient with me bb

you’ll see

VomKriege · « **Reply #11479 on:** September 20, 2019, 06:29:26 PM »

Quote from: riotous on September 20, 2019, 05:58:02 PM

Quote from: Atramental on September 20, 2019, 11:40:56 AM
If she doesn’t have a come to Jesus moment with me tonight then I’m done done with her.

You acting like a little bitch right now

Sometimes miracles, or ODs, happen but not.

toku · « **Reply #11480 on:** September 20, 2019, 06:34:49 PM »

you're gonna be alright atra

shosta · « **Reply #11481 on:** September 20, 2019, 08:42:57 PM »

BrandNew got engaged like a little bitch.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11482 on:** September 20, 2019, 09:41:23 PM »

Congrats BN! Wish you both all the best!

Atramental · « **Reply #11483 on:** September 21, 2019, 01:03:07 AM »

She came to Jesus.

Oblivion · « **Reply #11484 on:** September 21, 2019, 05:01:57 AM »

i was just thinking about BrandNew the other day. why doesn't he post anymore?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11485 on:** September 21, 2019, 05:10:37 AM »

Also name change

shosta · « **Reply #11486 on:** September 21, 2019, 05:14:29 AM »

Waiting for that band to get MeToo'd too

bluemax · « **Reply #11487 on:** September 24, 2019, 12:09:25 AM »

Quote from: shosta on September 21, 2019, 05:14:29 AM

Waiting for that band to get MeToo'd too

Brand New the band already got got.

Oblivion · « **Reply #11488 on:** September 25, 2019, 04:05:04 PM »

Guys help!

Super cute girl sat next to me instead of anywhere else in this large empty room we're in. I complimented her hair and she said thanks and then nothing else.

Should i continue trying to talk to her?

Oblivion · « **Reply #11489 on:** September 25, 2019, 04:06:57 PM »

Nevermind, she left :'(

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #11490 on:** September 25, 2019, 04:09:20 PM »

Next time, you need to urinate on her.

It establishes dominance and ownership and can also be used to track her if she gets away.

Raist · « **Reply #11491 on:** September 25, 2019, 04:18:49 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on September 25, 2019, 04:06:57 PM

Nevermind, she left :'(

She noticed you don't have a neck tattoo.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11492 on:** September 25, 2019, 05:25:40 PM »

thanks everyone for the congrats

shosta · « **Reply #11493 on:** September 26, 2019, 01:50:36 AM »

Why the fuck do big girls have so much sexual energy? Just completely overflowing from their big fat titties. Fuck

El Babua · « **Reply #11494 on:** September 26, 2019, 02:26:48 AM »

Grats BN!

Raist · « **Reply #11495 on:** September 26, 2019, 10:13:52 AM »

Quote from: shosta on September 26, 2019, 01:50:36 AM

Why the fuck do big girls have so much sexual energy? Just completely overflowing from their big fat titties. Fuck

Or maybe you're just a wimp

mormapope · « **Reply #11496 on:** September 26, 2019, 03:03:47 PM »

From this point on, I'm totally gonna have to implement BDSM to all romantic relationships.

Looking at a beautiful and inviting neck, teasing her by massaging behind the neck and underneath her jaw. Wrapping both hands around her neck, a beautiful woman submitting to your bare hands, squeezing and tightening your grip, feeling their pulse and life force pumping, their eyes rolling back and their tongue wagging, their moans and groans of arousal as they struggle to breathe, the lust that fills their bodies and how they throw themselves at you.

it's Nirvana on this God forsaken planet. I wanna choke every bitch I see.

team filler · « **Reply #11497 on:** September 26, 2019, 03:15:37 PM »

shosta · « **Reply #11498 on:** September 26, 2019, 03:17:26 PM »

That's the plot of The Fall

toku · « **Reply #11499 on:** September 26, 2019, 08:42:36 PM »

gotta let her choke you too

BikeJesus · « **Reply #11500 on:** September 26, 2019, 11:49:43 PM »

So I met a woman who caused me to ditch all my casual chicks. We had an instant connection. We love spending time together. She has money and I am a poor fuck.

I am 36 and she is 56. Her tits are nicer than many women I have been with half her age. We have so much in common. I don't even check out other women anymore.

Do you think a relationship like this can work out? Is the age gap too much? She has so much energy and loves to ride her bike as much as I do. She rides an hour to and from work each day even though she could drive if she wanted to.

I am totally in love with her.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #11501 on:** September 26, 2019, 11:52:07 PM »

i'd eat fiona apple's ass each and every night if given the opportunity and i'm about your age

shosta · « **Reply #11502 on:** September 26, 2019, 11:57:08 PM »

Quote from: BikeJesus on September 26, 2019, 11:49:43 PM

So I met a woman who caused me to ditch all my casual chicks. We had an instant connection. We love spending time together. She has money and I am a poor fuck.

I am 36 and she is 56. Her tits are nicer than many women I have been with half her age. We have so much in common. I don't even check out other women anymore.

Do you think a relationship like this can work out? Is the age gap too much? She has so much energy and loves to ride her bike as much as I do. She rides an hour to and from work each day even though she could drive if she wanted to.

I am totally in love with her.

I'm not kidding when I say you're aging pretty well. The white hair looks pretty good even with the uncommon distribution.

The age gap is a huge issue because when she's at retirement age you'll be 45. But for now, be happy, just don't expect it to be effortless long term.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #11503 on:** September 26, 2019, 11:57:22 PM »

I was iffy until you mentioned she loves to ride bikes.

Wife that cougar immediately.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #11504 on:** September 26, 2019, 11:58:28 PM »

Also, rule is divide age by 2 and add 7

56/7 + 2 = 35

You’re good homie. slide in them cheeks

BikeJesus · « **Reply #11505 on:** September 27, 2019, 12:31:16 AM »

Quote from: riotous on September 27, 2019, 12:20:00 AM

That’s a pretty big gap and... in a direction that’s hard to imagine long term lol

But whatever man, crazier things have worked.

Well she is in better shape than the majority of people I see half her age. So I image she will be good until 100. Her life is only half over.

I on the otherhand am a loser who fixes bicycles. I don't wear a helmet and will probably die from a traumatic brain injury. Besides, humanity only has 12 years to live anyway.

team filler · « **Reply #11506 on:** September 27, 2019, 12:35:44 AM »

breed her pussy

nudemacusers · « **Reply #11507 on:** September 27, 2019, 12:37:54 AM »

Cougars

team filler · « **Reply #11508 on:** September 27, 2019, 12:59:03 AM »

ajumma pussy

shosta · « **Reply #11509 on:** September 27, 2019, 01:12:07 AM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on September 26, 2019, 11:58:28 PM

Also, rule is divide age by 2 and add 7

56/7 + 2 = 35

You’re good homie. slide in them cheeks

It's add 7 and divide by 2.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #11510 on:** September 27, 2019, 01:34:39 AM »

no it isn't you, libertarian
(20/2)+7 = 17
(20+7)/2 = 13(.5)

EightBitNate · « **Reply #11511 on:** September 27, 2019, 01:38:32 AM »

Quote from: shosta on September 27, 2019, 01:12:07 AM

Quote from: EightBitNate on September 26, 2019, 11:58:28 PM
Also, rule is divide age by 2 and add 7

56/7 + 2 = 35

You’re good homie. slide in them cheeks

It's add 7 and divide by 2.

Quote from: OnlyRegret on September 27, 2019, 01:34:39 AM

no it isn't you, libertarian
(20/2)+7 = 17
(20+7)/2 = 13(.5)

Pedophilia sympathizer

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11512 on:** September 27, 2019, 08:59:40 AM »

Bragging about nice tits with out a pic is such a tease.

Raist · « **Reply #11513 on:** September 27, 2019, 09:26:52 AM »

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tiesto · « **Reply #11514 on:** September 27, 2019, 11:48:34 AM »

Quote from: BikeJesus on September 26, 2019, 11:49:43 PM

So I met a woman who caused me to ditch all my casual chicks. We had an instant connection. We love spending time together. She has money and I am a poor fuck.

I am 36 and she is 56. Her tits are nicer than many women I have been with half her age. We have so much in common. I don't even check out other women anymore.

Do you think a relationship like this can work out? Is the age gap too much? She has so much energy and loves to ride her bike as much as I do. She rides an hour to and from work each day even though she could drive if she wanted to.

I am totally in love with her.

My friend is 37 and his fiancee is 15 years older, with 4 kids (all are grown and out of the house, she lives by herself). They make it work, although I can see she definitely feels awkward hanging out with all of us in our 30s.

shosta · « **Reply #11515 on:** September 27, 2019, 07:39:11 PM »

I really love getting the text "I want your cock in every hole 😍", blessing up pretty hard over here

TEEEPO · « **Reply #11516 on:** September 27, 2019, 08:29:05 PM »

dibs on bluetsunami's whip

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11517 on:** September 29, 2019, 10:24:44 AM »

Quote from: shosta on September 26, 2019, 01:50:36 AM

Why the fuck do big girls have so much sexual energy? Just completely overflowing from their big fat titties. Fuck

Because the frequency of which they fuck could be tied to moon phases

Full moon poon

And Teepo knows whatsup. I'm alive and ok. This chick is crazy but cool in person. She's a screamer, so that and her Fargo'esq midwestern accent made me realize things about myself over this sacred weekend

tiesto · « **Reply #11518 on:** September 29, 2019, 10:49:58 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 29, 2019, 10:24:44 AM

Quote from: shosta on September 26, 2019, 01:50:36 AM
Why the fuck do big girls have so much sexual energy? Just completely overflowing from their big fat titties. Fuck

Because the frequency of which they fuck could be tied to moon phases

Full moon poon

And Teepo knows whatsup. I'm alive and ok. This chick is crazy but cool in person. She's a screamer, so that and her Fargo'esq midwestern accent made me realize things about myself over this sacred weekend

That's the Buffalo girl?

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #11519 on:** October 01, 2019, 12:28:12 AM »

Does anyone think it would be weird for a woman to add someone on Facebook who they play XBL a lot with? You think they'd probably want to fuck them?

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