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« Reply #11640 on: November 16, 2019, 11:11:56 PM »
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« Reply #11641 on: November 17, 2019, 12:40:35 AM »
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock

No live updates? Disappointing :hmph

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« Reply #11642 on: November 17, 2019, 01:31:03 AM »
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock

No live updates? Disappointing :hmph

I barked inappropriately loud laughter at this.

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« Reply #11643 on: November 17, 2019, 01:32:46 AM »
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock
don't forget to not use condoms!  ;)
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« Reply #11644 on: November 17, 2019, 01:48:28 AM »
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock

No live updates? Disappointing :hmph
How many posts can you write in 2 minutes?  :dobbs
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« Reply #11645 on: November 17, 2019, 01:56:58 AM »
I dunno, nudie, how many babies can you make in two minutes?
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« Reply #11646 on: November 17, 2019, 03:21:20 PM »
 ;)
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« Reply #11647 on: November 17, 2019, 03:24:06 PM »
So what’s the over/under on oblivion being in a bathtub with a missing kidney right about now?
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« Reply #11648 on: November 17, 2019, 03:43:25 PM »
i'm here. kidneys still intact (afaik)

okay, so.....good news and bad news. we'll start with the good first.


almost everything went smoothly. the room we had was great and we had no disturbances or disruptions all night. in fact, we didn't even see the hosts (thankfully). it turns out my ladyfriend is an absolute freak in bed. we went at it all night, and she still couldn't get enough. i mean that, btw. like, she literally wouldn't let me sleep without her getting fucked "one more time". i mean, normally i wouldn't complain, it's just that since we're in someone else's place and had to leave in the monring, i wanted to be able to rest a bit. she also really, REALLY loves to have her boobs sucked/played with/etc. :lawd  now, i've had GFs where they enjoyed me doing that, but this is the first time i've had anyone basically DEMAND that i do so. as you can imagine, she and i are going to get along great  :phil




now for the bad news. while the night was mostly fun and the sex was mostly great, during one of our sessions, i discovered that the condom came off at some point. i came inside her, but i don't know if the condom came off after i pulled out or not. i hope to god it isn't the case, but it's possible i may be a father :fbm  what are the chances that this is the case?



personally i would prefer the missing kidneys, tbh

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« Reply #11649 on: November 17, 2019, 03:45:49 PM »
that bareback is worth it! now you can stop using condoms with no worries  :rejoice
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« Reply #11650 on: November 17, 2019, 03:47:52 PM »
Another bore daddy :jeb
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« Reply #11651 on: November 17, 2019, 04:07:23 PM »
I know it kinda sucks... but pull out anyways, condom or not.


that's generally what i do, but she wouldn't let me!  :maf (like i said, she's a freak  :doge )

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« Reply #11652 on: November 17, 2019, 04:07:49 PM »
 :lawd
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« Reply #11653 on: November 17, 2019, 04:08:36 PM »
love it when they want you to breed that whore pussy  :drool :drool :drool
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« Reply #11654 on: November 17, 2019, 04:12:01 PM »
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in her defense, i don't think she realized the condom was coming off

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« Reply #11655 on: November 17, 2019, 04:14:24 PM »
so long as she wasn't already pregnant, I'm okay with it!


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« Reply #11656 on: November 17, 2019, 04:15:27 PM »
Condom magically disappears mid-sex... girl won't let you pull out.

 :doge

no, it was on when i put it in her, and then at some point got out. there's no way for either of us to have known when exactly.

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« Reply #11657 on: November 17, 2019, 04:17:14 PM »
should have came inside her tight ass  ;)
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« Reply #11658 on: November 17, 2019, 04:17:22 PM »
So, have you discussed names yet?

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« Reply #11659 on: November 17, 2019, 04:51:23 PM »
fuck it, i'm gonna ask her to take that plan b or whatever it is

got a possibly dumb question though. when you cum inside someone without a condom, does most of the cum stay inside? i ask cause after i pulled out, there was a lot of cum on my person  :doge

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« Reply #11660 on: November 17, 2019, 04:59:06 PM »
Welcome to the bire daddy club :heart

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« Reply #11661 on: November 17, 2019, 05:38:44 PM »
Got a pity match on OKC so I guess it's really the photos :lol
To be fair I get infrequent people liking my profile and none of them appealed to me physically so maybe I'm making it more difficult than it is.
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« Reply #11662 on: November 17, 2019, 08:09:44 PM »
pity match 'cause they didn't msg back?

also, do you go out/get on tinder/bumble on friday evening? i got little interest during the week, but when i updated to better, more recent photos that were a little more consistent in theme (and i just generally looked better. previously was using photos that spanned different years, could almost be a different person in some). better shot, wearing better clothes, showing a little more breadth in style and when i used it on a friday night i suddenly realised that is how to dating app. at least, i got a bit more interest.
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« Reply #11663 on: November 17, 2019, 08:10:10 PM »
now for the bad news. while the night was mostly fun and the sex was mostly great, during one of our sessions, i discovered that the condom came off at some point. i came inside her, but i don't know if the condom came off after i pulled out or not. i hope to god it isn't the case, but it's possible i may be a father :fbm  what are the chances that this is the case?
plan b pill breh


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« Reply #11665 on: November 17, 2019, 08:14:10 PM »
now for the bad news. while the night was mostly fun and the sex was mostly great, during one of our sessions, i discovered that the condom came off at some point. i came inside her, but i don't know if the condom came off after i pulled out or not. i hope to god it isn't the case, but it's possible i may be a father :fbm  what are the chances that this is the case?
plan b pill breh

i'd bet she already has

should've asked her about it/offered to help pay at the time instead of leaving it up to her though
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« Reply #11666 on: November 17, 2019, 08:16:01 PM »
I dunno, nudie, how many babies can you make in two minutes?

Well, I’m glad somebody answered my question.
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« Reply #11667 on: November 17, 2019, 08:25:34 PM »


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« Reply #11668 on: November 17, 2019, 08:37:19 PM »
Another little Bore pamperchu on the way. Wonder what will be wrong with this one. Can’t wait to find out.
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« Reply #11669 on: November 17, 2019, 08:49:39 PM »
It’s actually kind of a lot of factors that need to line up to actually conceive, I’m sure you’re fine  :doge

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« Reply #11670 on: November 17, 2019, 08:54:15 PM »
It’s actually kind of a lot of factors that need to line up to actually conceive, I’m sure you’re fine  :doge

Unless this was a plan from the start
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« Reply #11671 on: November 17, 2019, 08:55:48 PM »
You’re probably alright but let’s be real, it’s a night and day difference when using condoms and going raw so next time when you think it’s feeling a little too good, pull out and check. Or just bust and hope for the best that all the years of playing vidya and being on the PC have made your sperm lethargic and depleted.
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« Reply #11672 on: November 17, 2019, 08:57:57 PM »
He indicated this was after multiple sexings though. His sensitivity meter was probably all spun out  :'( also I assume drugs
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« Reply #11673 on: November 18, 2019, 04:28:28 AM »
just spoke to her about it, and she's going to take plan B! :rock :rock :rock

i'm saved, guys! :rock :rock :rock

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« Reply #11674 on: November 18, 2019, 11:03:31 AM »
Ultimately it’s the risk of fucking random strangers and what your risk tolerance is. You have to assume that even with birth control and a condom that it’s still not 100% to protect you against a baby or a disease.

Speaking of which, the schedules finally aligned with the hot blasian girl and I’ll see her tonight.
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« Reply #11675 on: November 18, 2019, 11:53:10 AM »
It’s actually kind of a lot of factors that need to line up to actually conceive, I’m sure you’re fine  :doge
I’ve told myself this at least twice.

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« Reply #11676 on: November 18, 2019, 12:19:32 PM »
Honestly man, I'm partly fucking around with the red flag stuff... but what's your income like, do you do well for yourself, and does she know that?

Not trying to further some lame stereotype about gold diggers, but at the same time you should be a little less trusting with your cum.

when she asked me for my number, she knew basically next to nothing about me. from that moment until this saturday, it was about a month's time. on our first date she didn't even kiss me on the lips cause she said she was feeling really shy. true, this could all be an act, but i don't think she's a gold digger. especially since she's paid for half our dates and says she's going to cover the next air bnb stay (she even offered to pay for plan b herself!).

like i mentioned a page or two back, she IS bipolar, but i haven't gotten any problematic vibes from her thus far.

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« Reply #11677 on: November 18, 2019, 12:24:33 PM »
plot twist: oblivion just impregnated the deployed nudemac's fertile wife!
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« Reply #11678 on: November 18, 2019, 12:26:31 PM »
In college, I had a girlfriend who insisted she was on the pill. Turns out she was on the pill but only whenever she felt like taking it.
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« Reply #11679 on: November 18, 2019, 12:26:53 PM »
man your mom is going to be PISSED when she has to take care of you and your child!
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« Reply #11680 on: November 18, 2019, 12:32:35 PM »
In college, I had a girlfriend who insisted she was on the pill. Turns out she was on the pill but only whenever she felt like taking it.

yeah, which is why i'll never have sex without a condom (until i'm married, i guess)

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« Reply #11681 on: November 18, 2019, 12:33:01 PM »
Oblivion:  Ignore me then lol..  I'm paranoid by nature lol

it's all good, friendo. believe me, i'm the same way  :lol

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« Reply #11682 on: November 18, 2019, 12:41:19 PM »
In college, I had a girlfriend who insisted she was on the pill. Turns out she was on the pill but only whenever she felt like taking it.

yeah, which is why i'll never have sex without a condom (until i'm married, i guess)
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« Reply #11683 on: November 18, 2019, 01:34:11 PM »
plot twist: oblivion just impregnated the deployed nudemac's fertile wife!
jody strikes again  :(
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« Reply #11684 on: November 18, 2019, 01:55:06 PM »
Team vasectomy #1!!  :awesome
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« Reply #11685 on: November 18, 2019, 03:40:24 PM »
just spoke to her about it, and she's going to take plan B! :rock :rock :rock

i'm saved, guys! :rock :rock :rock

She's going to?

Don't want to freak you out, but the window for it to be efficient isn't exactly gigantic. And the sooner, the much better.

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« Reply #11686 on: November 18, 2019, 03:50:30 PM »
just spoke to her about it, and she's going to take plan B! :rock :rock :rock

i'm saved, guys! :rock :rock :rock

She's going to?

Don't want to freak you out, but the window for it to be efficient isn't exactly gigantic. And the sooner, the much better.

tonight, friendo. :)

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« Reply #11687 on: November 18, 2019, 04:25:07 PM »
You are already dad

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« Reply #11688 on: November 18, 2019, 05:12:32 PM »
Stupid question. Are you guys splitting the cost? If you're the US they're not covered and not cheap. Just sayin' might not be a big deal to you, but you might have cost her for a lay. Might wanna offer up a dinner or something to even the scales.
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« Reply #11689 on: November 18, 2019, 05:14:14 PM »
he's fucking worth every penny, puppy! oblivion ain't no cheap slut  ::)
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« Reply #11690 on: November 18, 2019, 05:15:03 PM »
Offer to pay for another one so you can fuck her raw again.  :rash

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« Reply #11691 on: November 18, 2019, 05:26:20 PM »
“Cool, I got next” is a great response to “I bought the plan b”

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« Reply #11692 on: November 18, 2019, 06:29:19 PM »
l m a o

also, for the record - the IUD is the most effective form of emergency contraception and after that y'all be able to go raw dog all you want  8)

but shit is $ and pretty uncomfortable for the woman at first. last partner said the feeling afterward was the worst discomfort and nausea for 48hrs she'd ever experienced.
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« Reply #11693 on: November 18, 2019, 06:33:42 PM »
i got so pumped for this a few years back but nothing ever fucking eventuated  :( (seems it's still in development though?)

https://bimek.com/

def been considering putting some sperms on ice and getting a (probably) reversible snip
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« Reply #11694 on: November 18, 2019, 07:35:42 PM »
You can't get anyone pregnant till you reach puberty, shots.

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« Reply #11695 on: November 19, 2019, 02:53:17 AM »
don't you need a prescription for an iud?

Stupid question. Are you guys splitting the cost? If you're the US they're not covered and not cheap. Just sayin' might not be a big deal to you, but you might have cost her for a lay. Might wanna offer up a dinner or something to even the scales.

she offered, but i said i'd cover it. also covered dinner just cause i was so happy

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« Reply #11696 on: November 19, 2019, 11:07:23 PM »
I now live in a new state with no job, no friends, no idea where anything is but fuck it, I live with my lady now :) Man, driving a U-haul with everything you own for 16 hours is fucking stressful. It took me 2 days to recover from the lack of sleep and inhalation of exhaust fumes. But I’m here and it really is crazy to think I’m not going back “home”. There have been a couple times in the past few days where I was mildly panicking on the inside but this girl knows me and just walks over and touches my hog in a way that says, “everything is gonna be ok”

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« Reply #11697 on: November 20, 2019, 09:15:01 AM »
I had an ex who depo made dry up like the Sahara. Fuck that shit lol

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« Reply #11698 on: November 20, 2019, 01:01:41 PM »
I had an ex who after taking depo basically had a year long period.   It legit was terrible on her health because tampons are basically toxic and aren't meant to be inside you every day of the year.

Luckily, that was my fetish.

(jk it was gross and honestly affected our relationship)
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« Reply #11699 on: November 20, 2019, 08:42:46 PM »
I had an ex who after taking depo basically had a year long period.   It legit was terrible on her health because tampons are basically toxic and aren't meant to be inside you every day of the year.

Luckily, that was my fetish.

(jk it was gross and honestly affected our relationship)
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Well I guess it's the least you guys can do for the environment after DOOMING THE FUCKING PLANET WITH YOUR CONSTANT BREEDING