RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[MMaRsu]

but yeah gonna cut all that off the job is more important

[naff]

prob would've been fine to say something like "we can still grab a drink even if they're not coming" but just not in front of colleagues.

i have veery little experience with work dating, generally would avoid it, and got a bit of flak about my advice on the matter earlier in this thread. however, the last time it happened I was on the receiving end of the proposition and there's nooo way I would've said yes if she'd made a winky winky want to grab a drink comment in front of colleagues despite working in a fairly loose office.

[CatsCatsCats]

Reactivated tinder. Here goes

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/Lizz/status/1205389797218340864

 

[BlueTsunami]

Goddamn 😍 as a 5'4 lil bitch, dreams can come true

[OnlyRegret]

Reactivated tinder. Here goes

I deleted mine after matching with a girl, casually talking about nothing for an hour and the next day she literally was texting me every 2 minutes, needing constant reassurances, telling me she couldn't stop thinking about me, volunteering that she wasn't crazy. Had to block her number and delete my account before the day was done.

#ladiesman

[OnlyRegret]

probably, but it's less humourous when you consider that 

[team filler]

Reactivated tinder. Here goes

I deleted mine after matching with a girl, casually talking about nothing for an hour and the next day she literally was texting me every 2 minutes, needing constant reassurances, telling me she couldn't stop thinking about me, volunteering that she wasn't crazy. Had to block her number and delete my account before the day was done.

king shit

[Mupepe]

Spoiled motherfuckers. Crazy chicks are sexy

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/Lizz/status/1205389797218340864

 

https://twitter.com/Lizz/status/1205649420257116160

[team filler]

Goddamn 😍 as a 5'4 lil bitch, dreams can come true

https://twitter.com/MStoneHennessee/status/1205624358129033216

 

[BlueTsunami]

Goddamn 😍 as a 5'4 lil bitch, dreams can come true

https://twitter.com/MStoneHennessee/status/1205624358129033216

 

In and out like the wind

[Kara]

When I was out of the country I spent a night at my SO's family's house.

At dinner her dad went on a rant about "rapacious landlords" but I just smiled and didn't say anything.



Then at breakfast her mom tried to distinguish between good and bad landlords while discussing something completely different. Again I just smiled and didn't say anything.

[Oblivion]

If you’re serious about your lady friend, then delete tinder you fuck.

i thought we weren't allowed to use the term 'lady friend' anymore 

[BIONIC]

If you’re serious about your lady friend, then delete tinder you fuck.

i thought we weren't allowed to use the term 'lady friend' anymore 

Special lady

Fucking lady friend

[CatsCatsCats]

Got a few quality matches already, tinder is a lot easier when you aren’t having to sell a poly lifestyle 😂

[HardcoreRetro]

Time to change your name to PussyPussyPussy

[CatsCatsCats]

You know I already lived that life in my early 20s before I got married, just need to find a cuddly stoner girl lol

[curly]

Goddamn 😍 as a 5'4 lil bitch, dreams can come true

https://mobile.twitter.com/eedrk/status/1196500722587557890

[team filler]

https://mobile.twitter.com/eedrk/status/1196500812739960832

[MMaRsu]

Lol @ dating a giant

Anyway, what's the best way to uncrush yourself from someone 

I thought just not thinking about it would help but then I saw her in the city over the weekend and my heart was like BOOM

[BlueTsunami]

A woman who has half a foot on you going to town on top is as close to death by snoo snoo that doesn't involve pegging

[Mupepe]

Lol @ dating a giant

Anyway, what's the best way to uncrush yourself from someone 

I thought just not thinking about it would help but then I saw her in the city over the weekend and my heart was like BOOM

think about them with a bad case of the shits. think of the sounds, their face, the putrid smell and them accidentally making a mess of themselves in bed in the middle of the night. Draw a picture of it in MS Paint. Write a bed time story about it and then force yourself to read it when you see them or when your dick starts to stiffen up at the thought of them.

[Tasty]

That... is extremely helpful advice.

[skullstorm]

Unless it morphs into a fetish 

[MMaRsu]

Lol that might work

[Boogie]

A woman who has half a foot on you going to town on top is as close to death by snoo snoo that doesn't involve pegging

[MMaRsu]

I can confirm it dont work

When she's like explaining something about work to me and I look her in the eye. I start to smile... Then I see that the more I smile she starts to smile. Is this just basic human behaviour like when you yawn or hear somebody yawn they yawn or you yawn too?

I tried imagining her in the worst ways but it hasnt really helped me one bit. Then she was asking me like three times today " Are you going to the christmas drink/gettogether tomorrow?"

[CatsCatsCats]

No, no, you give YOURSELF awful diarrhea and think of her during

[MMaRsu]

Well she's like my boss dude fuck 😂

But yeah christmas drinks tomorrow, we'll see what happens

[nudemacusers]

she's like my boss

I need to read this thread

[team filler]

Well she's like my boss dude fuck 😂

But yeah christmas drinks tomorrow, we'll see what happens

ask her to give you a raise 

[MMaRsu]

Haha you're right, Im being super wishy washy, should be more bolder. She's not off-limits, she's like the head of our 6 person team. So while officially she's not my boss, she reports our team stuff to my/our department head boss who is in charge of the entire department.

So I should just man the fuck up, flirt with her tomorrow and see where that takes me. I gotta make some sort of move, because even if she's not interested I can leave this feeling behind and focus on work.

I just don't want to fuckup our team atmosphere. It's always a great atmosphere, we all get along well and there's no rotten apples in the team. Pretty crazy considering in most of my jobs Ive had to work with an asshole or bitch or two. So yea..

Gotta man the fuck up!

[Kara]

While I think "don't shit where you eat" is too liberally applied, it does feel applicable for someone who was unemployed in recent memory.

[MMaRsu]

yeah just man up and be a little bold, the only problem is that you’re not trying your hardest

you already tried adjusting the level of your smile to see if she would smile back

it’s only natural that all you have to do next is ask your boss if she explicitly wants to go on a date

let’s man up mmr, i have confidence in u!!

Well, no I didnt ' try adjusting my smile '. It's just, when she talks to me I get a smile , and she's looking at me seeing me smile at her, she starts smiling back more and more during the convo. I dunno. Maybe Im just explaining it weirdly.

[MMaRsu]

While I think "don't shit where you eat" is too liberally applied, it does feel applicable for someone who was unemployed in recent memory.

Exactly what had been going through my mind, the job is more important to me than dating her. Which is why I proposed to meet up after the temp job was supposed to be done. Now they are gonna renew my contract until next year  . Happy about that ofcourse!

Problem is I've already developed some kind of crush for her, and I have to see her on a daily basis.

[nudemacusers]

lol, that was probably bad advice

“Choke your boss”

[CatsCatsCats]

Get a neck tattoo of her name

[MMaRsu]

lol, that was probably bad advice

“Choke your boss”

Shit who doesnt fantasize about that 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/iamlittlejj/status/1207100721365241856

 

[MMaRsu]

Ok supposedly she was annoyed at something I did at work today according to my collegue, and apparantly she said

"According to people im supposed to be interested in mmarsu romantically but I dont know about that'

And right now at the christmas party shes talking to everyone but mr regardless of inviting me three times yesterday

Fml and fuck this then

[toku]

Ok supposedly she was annoyed at something I did at work today according to my collegue, and apparantly she said

"According to people im supposed to be interested in mmarsu romantically but I dont know about that'

And right now at the christmas party shes talking to everyone but mr regardless of inviting me three times yesterday

Fml and fuck this then

smoke a spliff you be alright

[skullstorm]

Well at least now you know and don't have to wonder if she's into you or not. Plus you don't have to worry about how a relationship with her would affect your work situation. Onwards and upwards son!

[Raist]

Still ask her about choking, just to be sure.

[MMaRsu]

Ok guys

I asked her

I was at the christmas party just chilling, in my new outfit by h&m, even tho she invited me to the christmas party she was talking with diff peeps all the time. At the end it was me amd 3 other coworkers, I said lets go out for some drinks so we agreed and we all went for drinks

After drinks I walked her home, then said listen I really gptta talk to you before she went home

I told her listen you remember when I asked you to go out for drinks about three months ago, I kinda said like lets wait till we aint collegues no more, you said ok..but now my contract has been renewed and I still think ur the shit, wanna get to know you outside work

Basically she said she said I was a nice guys good collegue but she wasnt interested romantically

I said I didnt really believe her because she agreed to go out for drinks months ago, she said well I figured Id go out for drinks and then Id know if im interested, but im not anymore.

So I said ok thats cool I gotta respect that gave her a kiss on the cheek a hug and went my marry way, she said cu tomorrow at work

Shit sucks but at least I have a few Happn matches who are good lookin

[MMaRsu]

What man at least I was honest I just said I think ur awesome I think we should hook up after work

if not thats all good i dont care ill find someone else

[Raist]

Did I fucking stutter when I said ask her about choking? You blew it breh.

[MMaRsu]

I just said I didnt really believe her lol cause she already agreed to getting drinks before

she said like yea I just though Id go out for drinks with you, then id know if Id be interested or not

I was like :?? wwhujt she sayin but no worries man Im chilling in my new c rib im lookin good regardless I aint worried

I thought I was crushing on this girl but I just needed to say my piece. If she was down for a date itbe dope but cant get this get to me

[james]

I just said I didnt really believe her lol cause she already agreed to getting drinks before

she said like yea I just though Id go out for drinks with you, then id know if Id be interested or not

I was like :?? wwhujt she sayin but no worries man Im chilling in my new c rib im lookin good regardless I aint worried

I thought I was crushing on this girl but I just needed to say my piece. If she was down for a date itbe dope but cant get this get to me

She never liked you dude.

Women lie all the time because they think youll murder them and you sort of give off those vibes

[MMaRsu]

well shit nah man I dont give off those vibes that isnt even possible

im a pretty okay duder I just think too much about all this shit

fine if she never liked me at least I got a straight answer I wont push it any further Ill just focus on other chicks

This happn chick with tattoos liked me before I liked her so I asked her out for drinks instead
Lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[MMaRsu]

strangelegy I actuallyt feel alot bhetter

might be the whiskey thio 

[brawndolicious]

You're not a murderer, you're just a sperglar.

So many sleepless nights I've had thinking about my cringe moments. Denial and obsession, rinse and repeat. I'm pretty sure I speak for everybody in thanking you for your contribution to the cringe curve by telling your boss to break down for you why she's not interested.

You died for our sins.

[MMaRsu]

well she didnyt acytually explainm shit

n o skin off my back tho


I goit my liquid swords and my shogun assassin poster up in my new c rib chilolin like  availlain

[nachobro]

[Mupepe]

If that exchange was even half as awkward in real life as it was to read then I’d be looking for another job. Everyone is going to know about that shit. It sounds like you work with fucking teenagers though.

[OnlyRegret]

If that exchange was even half as awkward in real life as it was to read then I’d be looking for another job. Everyone is going to know about that shit. It sounds like you work with fucking teenagers though.

Plot twist: He is and his boss is a decade younger.

You're not a murderer, you're just a sperglar.

So many sleepless nights I've had thinking about my cringe moments. Denial and obsession, rinse and repeat. I'm pretty sure I speak for everybody in thanking you for your contribution to the cringe curve by telling your boss to break down for you why she's not interested.

You died for our sins.

Brothers in cringe.

[Atramental]

I’m going out with an 18 y/o this weekend, she’s down to do acid for the first time w/ me, and she’s coming back to my place to “crash” after we go to a rave thing.

 

[OnlyRegret]

I goit my liquid swords and my shogun assassin poster up in my new c rib chilolin like  availlain

Motherfuckin' newsfeed this shit I'm wheezing

outfit one >> that one

[MMaRsu]

Dafuq why shouldnt I be able to speak my piece cmon bro's

I said nothing weird or cringy or strange. Just said I thought she was awesome

If she aint feeling it then fine by me. I asked nicely but not in a jerky manner

If I never do anything I wont get anywhere at least I spoke my mind

[BlueTsunami]

mm is totally Tyrell Wellick of Mr.Robot without the cash infusion. Just needs to find the right chica to choke