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« Reply #12000 on: November 10, 2019, 07:40:21 PM »
My ex thinks I am a great girlfriend
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« Reply #12001 on: November 10, 2019, 08:47:18 PM »
Honestly this page is demonic. Where's Atra? We need a Possum Girl update. There was a pretty good plot twist last time we visited his story.
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« Reply #12002 on: November 10, 2019, 09:08:35 PM »
WTF? Be married, but no romance? Umm. That's just a way of saying "I want all the benefits you might give me, but I don't want to give anything to you." Pretty surprised, you gotta be a special kind of selfish to even conceive that as a thought.
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« Reply #12003 on: November 10, 2019, 09:40:03 PM »
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« Reply #12004 on: November 10, 2019, 09:41:20 PM »
I’m a Leo  :maf


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« Reply #12006 on: November 11, 2019, 01:38:39 AM »
2019 is wild because my wife doesn’t want to be romantically involved anymore, wants to be married, and wants to live on the same property but build a second residence on it.

https://www.lawlessfrench.com/expressions/avoir-le-beurre-et-largent-du-beurre/

A popular version adds "and the creamer's ass" to that saying.


This is some bullshit dude, sorry about that. Not much to add to what Vom said.

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« Reply #12007 on: November 11, 2019, 09:36:19 AM »
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« Reply #12008 on: November 11, 2019, 09:48:01 AM »
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« Reply #12010 on: November 11, 2019, 11:14:56 AM »
There's a French-Asian woman at my current work that is  :whew ran into her today (it's a day off for most of the workforce) and chit chatted a bit about her position and past experiences. It's gonna be a tad difficult to dig deeper (no first names yet) because our shifts only overlap partially and I'm only there for the week before not going back for a month at least. For all I know she's already in an item but one can dream...
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« Reply #12012 on: November 11, 2019, 04:23:41 PM »
It's going to be a tough ride to get a coffee date out of this.
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Also doing moves at work. :existential
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« Reply #12013 on: November 11, 2019, 04:26:55 PM »
we believe in you, breh. you can do it, you can get dat french asian pussy  :lawd
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« Reply #12014 on: November 11, 2019, 08:52:16 PM »
so...anyone know where to find cheap hotels (including the ones that charge hourly)?

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« Reply #12015 on: November 11, 2019, 10:28:03 PM »
cheap?

you don't start like that mayn.

air bnb is prob a better bet.
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« Reply #12016 on: November 11, 2019, 10:28:51 PM »
start high, then gradually lower their expectations as you progress
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« Reply #12018 on: November 12, 2019, 12:35:36 AM »
You can usually get decent to nice hotels for low prices at the last minute with hotel tonight

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« Reply #12019 on: November 12, 2019, 12:49:28 AM »
cheap?

you don't start like that mayn.

air bnb is prob a better bet.

air bnb? naff, you're a GENIUS

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« Reply #12020 on: November 12, 2019, 02:20:25 AM »
okay, it's done.

if all goes according to plan, she'll be fucking my brains out on saturday

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« Reply #12021 on: November 12, 2019, 02:20:36 AM »
 ::) I'm telling you, breh. women love being fucked like a whore in a grimy motel room and it saves you money! ;)
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« Reply #12022 on: November 12, 2019, 05:03:55 AM »
HURRY UP BABE, I ONLY PAID FOR THE HOUR. God damn you really need us to help you not fuck this up huh?

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« Reply #12023 on: November 12, 2019, 08:04:48 AM »
Well she has a ring. Not sure it's a formal one but  :-\ doesn't bode well. Besides the fact it's almost impossible to be in the same room anyway.
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« Reply #12024 on: November 12, 2019, 12:41:47 PM »
so...anyone know where to find cheap hotels (including the ones that charge hourly)?

Did I fucking stutter when I told you to not fuck it up?

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« Reply #12025 on: November 12, 2019, 02:22:03 PM »
i got an air bnb for a whole night in a really nice house, OKAY??  :maf
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« Reply #12026 on: November 12, 2019, 02:26:52 PM »
Not gonna lie, getting an air bnb for a date/fuck night is a bit grim.

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« Reply #12027 on: November 12, 2019, 02:38:44 PM »
she's aware of it. we both decided to get it together, in fact. got her seal of approval before i paid for it and everything.

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« Reply #12028 on: November 12, 2019, 02:42:04 PM »
Grim? Nah it’s baller lol

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« Reply #12029 on: November 12, 2019, 02:43:16 PM »
Not gonna lie, getting an air bnb for a date/fuck night is a bit grim.
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« Reply #12030 on: November 12, 2019, 02:52:01 PM »
Grim? Nah it’s baller lol

I guess I'm a helpless romantic  :trumps

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« Reply #12031 on: November 12, 2019, 02:57:50 PM »
you meant to say prude, bb you're a prude  :gurl
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« Reply #12032 on: November 12, 2019, 04:24:05 PM »
fucking in a rented room :lawd

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« Reply #12033 on: November 12, 2019, 04:53:53 PM »
Grim? Nah it’s baller loli

I guess I'm a helpless romantic  :trumps

it's HOPELESS romantic.

if you think renting a nice place to get away with your girl for a few days is unromantic you are truly hopeless.
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« Reply #12034 on: November 12, 2019, 05:03:00 PM »
i got an air bnb for a whole night in a really nice house, OKAY??  :maf

 8)

even if i feel like staying in a hotel you can often find a hotel room on airbnb that is privately owned and has nicer decor than the tacky shit even the fanciest hotels think is nice. e.g. chicago athletic, a fairly nice 4* place will set you back ~$200 per night for a basic room. i got a penthouse apartment in the cbd for less when booking a little ahead in the off season. i dont want or need the valet/bnb/whatever shite.
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« Reply #12035 on: November 12, 2019, 06:34:09 PM »
I've been humbled by dating apps again and I'm bending the knee : my ex has a friend who has a bit of a magic touch to make decent dating app photos for guys, I'll try that because there's obviously something lacking in my profile that no amount of effort on messages can mitigate. I'm not a looker, I smoke, and I probably always play the contrarian to keep people at arm's length (I guess that's a way to make sure people are really into me ?), I don't expect women to flock to me -I'm obviously of the sort of beauty that has a dedicated but very confidential audience-, but being well into a sub 1% rate of any type of feedback is really grating for some reason.

If better photos fail at making a difference I guess I'll know where I stand vis à vis all this  :lol

In a way it's sort of quaint that even with dating apps and the bottomless catalog effect, it's still a crapshoot to reciprocally click with someone.
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« Reply #12036 on: November 12, 2019, 06:39:00 PM »
Quit smoking or at least don't mention it until it's too late. Do you mind sharing some photos with us? Or me. I'll give you my honest opinion.
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« Reply #12037 on: November 12, 2019, 06:42:26 PM »
Quit smoking or at least don't mention it until it's too late. Do you mind sharing some photos with us? Or me. I'll give you my honest opinion.

might as well tell him to renounce being a frenchman and sheathe the baguette you cultural intolerant 




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« Reply #12038 on: November 12, 2019, 06:45:16 PM »
Lie about the smoking part in your profile. It's not really that big of a deal for most women, at least in my experience, but leads to you getting filtered out.

Former pack a day smoker with the best piece of advice months ago. :jeb

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« Reply #12039 on: November 12, 2019, 07:09:44 PM »
Quit smoking or at least don't mention it until it's too late. Do you mind sharing some photos with us? Or me. I'll give you my honest opinion.

might as well tell him to renounce being a frenchman and sheathe the baguette you cultural intolerant

Pretty much this. Though even in France smoking is a lot less common or popular than it used to be. It's evident by looking at profiles for younger women (like how there's a lot more vegetarians).
In all seriousness, truthfulness is kind of a major stepping stone for an healthy relation. Also for whining on message boards because of blue balls, apparently, but heh every coin has two sides.

Not sharing any photos, sorry guys. They're pretty meh (my ex thinks the main one is fine but she's biased, obviously), because the lack of interest is consistent across the board for different apps, but I have four of them and all of them recent. Lot of room for improvement, but that's why I plan on getting a new good one.
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« Reply #12040 on: November 12, 2019, 08:12:47 PM »
Grim? Nah it’s baller loli

I guess I'm a helpless romantic  :trumps

it's HOPELESS romantic.

if you think renting a nice place to get away with your girl for a few days is unromantic you are truly hopeless.


Yeah. Some rando's flat quickly looked up on air bnb for a night doesn't strike me as "a nice place to get away with your girl for a few days" but that's just me I guess :yeshrug
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« Reply #12041 on: November 12, 2019, 08:39:13 PM »
how is a nice house "some rando's flat"

have you even used airbnb?

there's a diverse range of options
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« Reply #12042 on: November 12, 2019, 08:40:07 PM »
butt stuff is better when you don't need to wash the sheets  :rollsafe

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« Reply #12043 on: November 12, 2019, 08:53:15 PM »
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« Reply #12044 on: November 13, 2019, 06:12:14 AM »
It doesn't look like one and IIRC she's cycling some different jewellery there... But yeah maybe.
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I hate being pushy, right now it's still about getting that first name anyway.
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« Reply #12045 on: November 13, 2019, 09:00:35 AM »
It doesn't look like one and IIRC she's cycling some different jewellery there... But yeah maybe.
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I hate being pushy, right now it's still about getting that first name anyway.

I just stalk the companies LinkedIn page... totally not not creepy...

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« Reply #12046 on: November 13, 2019, 12:56:59 PM »
I was talking to a friend about what were things that were absolute relationship stoppers.
I said if someone was bipolar that's exactly where I'd stop. That or Borderline Personality disorder? Nope out of there as fast as possible.
I got a lot of flak because they couldn't help it, but sorry, not sorry.  That building is on fire, get out ASAP.
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« Reply #12047 on: November 13, 2019, 01:21:15 PM »
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« Reply #12048 on: November 13, 2019, 03:25:31 PM »


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« Reply #12049 on: November 13, 2019, 03:27:21 PM »
Good think they circled him. Couldn't have spotted him in that pic otherwise.

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« Reply #12050 on: November 13, 2019, 03:40:37 PM »
I was talking to a friend about what were things that were absolute relationship stoppers.
I said if someone was bipolar that's exactly where I'd stop. That or Borderline Personality disorder? Nope out of there as fast as possible.
I got a lot of flak because they couldn't help it, but sorry, not sorry.  That building is on fire, get out ASAP.

I dated a girl that had dissociative identity disorder

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« Reply #12051 on: November 13, 2019, 05:43:36 PM »
It doesn't look like one and IIRC she's cycling some different jewellery there... But yeah maybe.
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I hate being pushy, right now it's still about getting that first name anyway.

Maybe she wears a ring on that finger to deter any unwanted attention (if the ring really keeps changing, that is). I know some women do it sometimes, especially if they get some creepers sniffing about. I think you should try stalking her a bit to make sure   8)

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« Reply #12052 on: November 13, 2019, 07:12:06 PM »
Whatever it may be it's going to be kind of awkward to move on someone I spoke to 5mn at best. (Different shift, different dept.) Just barely any occasion to do so. And no sign she would have any interest. Dropping hints around might for gossip to do the work might actually be more viable but it's kind of creepish too.

Only thing I can think of, if I can talk to her on Friday, is to say it's my last day before a while...

Oh well. Back to the dating app salt mines.
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« Reply #12055 on: November 13, 2019, 11:40:02 PM »
Yemeni chick with piercings turned out to be genuinely insane so all I'll say is I'm glad she doesn't know where I live and all she had to contact me was a weird niche app only she seemed to use that I've now deleted.

Back to the dry dick room, y'all miss me?

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« Reply #12056 on: November 14, 2019, 12:23:43 AM »
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« Reply #12057 on: November 14, 2019, 12:23:58 AM »
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« Reply #12058 on: November 14, 2019, 12:49:14 AM »
I was talking to a friend about what were things that were absolute relationship stoppers.
I said if someone was bipolar that's exactly where I'd stop. That or Borderline Personality disorder? Nope out of there as fast as possible.
I got a lot of flak because they couldn't help it, but sorry, not sorry.  That building is on fire, get out ASAP.

Oh, go fuck yourself.

Atra and filler too.
Would make an exception for you tho  :-*
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« Reply #12059 on: November 14, 2019, 12:50:48 AM »
puppy is right, but I don't agree  ;)
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