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« Reply #12120 on: November 16, 2019, 04:10:54 PM »
Sorry lol, sore spot for me and "stay togetha for da kidz" is a common sentiment.

Fuck no! That probably damages the kid even more. I'm proof!

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« Reply #12121 on: November 16, 2019, 04:13:53 PM »
so today's the day. gonna be having sex with the ladyfriend tonight.

but not gonna lie, i'm pretty nervous. we've been sexting all week like crazy anticipating for this moment, so i feel like there's a lot more pressure to perform well than there was with any of my previous sexual encounters. not to mention there's also the emotional buildup which i've never had to deal with in my previous relationships when having sex for the first time.

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« Reply #12122 on: November 16, 2019, 04:15:22 PM »
the idea of a "broken home" being divorced parents was always dumb. if your parents are together and they're miserable that's a broken home. miserable parents have a negative effect whether they're together or not  ::)
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« Reply #12123 on: November 16, 2019, 04:21:30 PM »
Whatever type of home you came from is what’s broken, filler. You’re all fucked up  :steiner
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« Reply #12124 on: November 16, 2019, 04:27:11 PM »
I'm healing, bb  ;)
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« Reply #12125 on: November 16, 2019, 04:30:43 PM »
I'm healing, bb  ;)

You’re clearly on top of that
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« Reply #12126 on: November 16, 2019, 04:34:38 PM »
the idea of a "broken home" being divorced parents was always dumb. if your parents are together and they're miserable that's a broken home. miserable parents have a negative effect whether they're together or not  ::)

exactly. i wish my idiot parents didn't wait until college to split up. my life improved dramatically after that.

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« Reply #12127 on: November 16, 2019, 04:38:49 PM »
My parents split up for three years before I was born. I never found out about it until after they died. They stayed together for their kids and we all turned out fine.
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« Reply #12128 on: November 16, 2019, 04:45:55 PM »
It really depends how it manifests. If the broken relationship shows itself with constant arguing and bickering, it's bad for everyone, but staying together for the kids if you can keep it together in front of them is probably preferable.

Completely and utterly disagree.  Have honest relationships in front of your kids, not bullshit ones.
In this we completely agree. Your kids aren't stupid.
They totally know WAY more than you'd think. If you teach your kids that it's ok to just be married to someone who "tolerates" you, what kind of person do you think they're going to marry? Better for them to see you as you are than a happy caricature.
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« Reply #12129 on: November 16, 2019, 05:08:19 PM »
tolerate each others existence and chill  :drool
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« Reply #12130 on: November 16, 2019, 05:32:45 PM »
filler I’ll kill you if you ever fuck up the hamburger helper
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« Reply #12131 on: November 16, 2019, 06:18:32 PM »
My parents split up for three years before I was born. I never found out about it until after they died. They stayed together for their kids and we all turned out fine.

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« Reply #12132 on: November 16, 2019, 06:19:46 PM »
filler I’ll kill you if you ever fuck up the hamburger helper
hamburger helper is not a meal, bb  :gurl
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« Reply #12133 on: November 16, 2019, 08:08:01 PM »

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« Reply #12134 on: November 16, 2019, 08:26:53 PM »
riotous if you had a happy childhood it probably has less to do with living arrangements and more to do with the fact your parents actually loved you.

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« Reply #12135 on: November 16, 2019, 08:33:22 PM »
the ladyfriend bought new lingerie apparently :drool

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« Reply #12136 on: November 16, 2019, 10:54:22 PM »
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock

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« Reply #12137 on: November 16, 2019, 10:56:40 PM »
 :success
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« Reply #12138 on: November 16, 2019, 11:11:56 PM »
:playa

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« Reply #12139 on: November 17, 2019, 12:40:35 AM »
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock

No live updates? Disappointing :hmph

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« Reply #12140 on: November 17, 2019, 01:31:03 AM »
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock

No live updates? Disappointing :hmph

I barked inappropriately loud laughter at this.

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« Reply #12141 on: November 17, 2019, 01:32:46 AM »
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock
don't forget to not use condoms!  ;)
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« Reply #12142 on: November 17, 2019, 01:48:28 AM »
k, bout to have sex now. wish me luck! :rock

No live updates? Disappointing :hmph
How many posts can you write in 2 minutes?  :dobbs
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« Reply #12143 on: November 17, 2019, 01:56:58 AM »
I dunno, nudie, how many babies can you make in two minutes?
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« Reply #12144 on: November 17, 2019, 03:21:20 PM »
 ;)
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« Reply #12145 on: November 17, 2019, 03:24:06 PM »
So what’s the over/under on oblivion being in a bathtub with a missing kidney right about now?
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« Reply #12146 on: November 17, 2019, 03:43:25 PM »
i'm here. kidneys still intact (afaik)

okay, so.....good news and bad news. we'll start with the good first.


almost everything went smoothly. the room we had was great and we had no disturbances or disruptions all night. in fact, we didn't even see the hosts (thankfully). it turns out my ladyfriend is an absolute freak in bed. we went at it all night, and she still couldn't get enough. i mean that, btw. like, she literally wouldn't let me sleep without her getting fucked "one more time". i mean, normally i wouldn't complain, it's just that since we're in someone else's place and had to leave in the monring, i wanted to be able to rest a bit. she also really, REALLY loves to have her boobs sucked/played with/etc. :lawd  now, i've had GFs where they enjoyed me doing that, but this is the first time i've had anyone basically DEMAND that i do so. as you can imagine, she and i are going to get along great  :phil




now for the bad news. while the night was mostly fun and the sex was mostly great, during one of our sessions, i discovered that the condom came off at some point. i came inside her, but i don't know if the condom came off after i pulled out or not. i hope to god it isn't the case, but it's possible i may be a father :fbm  what are the chances that this is the case?



personally i would prefer the missing kidneys, tbh

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« Reply #12147 on: November 17, 2019, 03:45:49 PM »
that bareback is worth it! now you can stop using condoms with no worries  :rejoice
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« Reply #12148 on: November 17, 2019, 03:47:52 PM »
Another bore daddy :jeb
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« Reply #12149 on: November 17, 2019, 04:07:23 PM »
I know it kinda sucks... but pull out anyways, condom or not.


that's generally what i do, but she wouldn't let me!  :maf (like i said, she's a freak  :doge )

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« Reply #12150 on: November 17, 2019, 04:07:49 PM »
 :lawd
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« Reply #12151 on: November 17, 2019, 04:08:36 PM »
love it when they want you to breed that whore pussy  :drool :drool :drool
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« Reply #12152 on: November 17, 2019, 04:12:01 PM »
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in her defense, i don't think she realized the condom was coming off

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« Reply #12153 on: November 17, 2019, 04:14:24 PM »
so long as she wasn't already pregnant, I'm okay with it!


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« Reply #12154 on: November 17, 2019, 04:15:27 PM »
Condom magically disappears mid-sex... girl won't let you pull out.

 :doge

no, it was on when i put it in her, and then at some point got out. there's no way for either of us to have known when exactly.

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« Reply #12155 on: November 17, 2019, 04:17:14 PM »
should have came inside her tight ass  ;)
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« Reply #12156 on: November 17, 2019, 04:17:22 PM »
So, have you discussed names yet?

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« Reply #12157 on: November 17, 2019, 04:34:48 PM »
So, have you discussed names yet?
Morrowind if it's a girl, Daggerfall if it's a boy.
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« Reply #12158 on: November 17, 2019, 04:51:23 PM »
fuck it, i'm gonna ask her to take that plan b or whatever it is

got a possibly dumb question though. when you cum inside someone without a condom, does most of the cum stay inside? i ask cause after i pulled out, there was a lot of cum on my person  :doge

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« Reply #12159 on: November 17, 2019, 04:59:06 PM »
Welcome to the bire daddy club :heart

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« Reply #12160 on: November 17, 2019, 05:38:44 PM »
Got a pity match on OKC so I guess it's really the photos :lol
To be fair I get infrequent people liking my profile and none of them appealed to me physically so maybe I'm making it more difficult than it is.
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« Reply #12161 on: November 17, 2019, 08:09:44 PM »
pity match 'cause they didn't msg back?

also, do you go out/get on tinder/bumble on friday evening? i got little interest during the week, but when i updated to better, more recent photos that were a little more consistent in theme (and i just generally looked better. previously was using photos that spanned different years, could almost be a different person in some). better shot, wearing better clothes, showing a little more breadth in style and when i used it on a friday night i suddenly realised that is how to dating app. at least, i got a bit more interest.
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« Reply #12162 on: November 17, 2019, 08:10:10 PM »
now for the bad news. while the night was mostly fun and the sex was mostly great, during one of our sessions, i discovered that the condom came off at some point. i came inside her, but i don't know if the condom came off after i pulled out or not. i hope to god it isn't the case, but it's possible i may be a father :fbm  what are the chances that this is the case?
plan b pill breh


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« Reply #12164 on: November 17, 2019, 08:14:10 PM »
now for the bad news. while the night was mostly fun and the sex was mostly great, during one of our sessions, i discovered that the condom came off at some point. i came inside her, but i don't know if the condom came off after i pulled out or not. i hope to god it isn't the case, but it's possible i may be a father :fbm  what are the chances that this is the case?
plan b pill breh

i'd bet she already has

should've asked her about it/offered to help pay at the time instead of leaving it up to her though
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« Reply #12165 on: November 17, 2019, 08:16:01 PM »
I dunno, nudie, how many babies can you make in two minutes?

Well, I’m glad somebody answered my question.
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« Reply #12166 on: November 17, 2019, 08:25:34 PM »


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« Reply #12167 on: November 17, 2019, 08:37:19 PM »
Another little Bore pamperchu on the way. Wonder what will be wrong with this one. Can’t wait to find out.
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« Reply #12168 on: November 17, 2019, 08:49:39 PM »
It’s actually kind of a lot of factors that need to line up to actually conceive, I’m sure you’re fine  :doge

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« Reply #12169 on: November 17, 2019, 08:54:15 PM »
It’s actually kind of a lot of factors that need to line up to actually conceive, I’m sure you’re fine  :doge

Unless this was a plan from the start
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« Reply #12170 on: November 17, 2019, 08:55:48 PM »
You’re probably alright but let’s be real, it’s a night and day difference when using condoms and going raw so next time when you think it’s feeling a little too good, pull out and check. Or just bust and hope for the best that all the years of playing vidya and being on the PC have made your sperm lethargic and depleted.
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« Reply #12171 on: November 17, 2019, 08:57:57 PM »
He indicated this was after multiple sexings though. His sensitivity meter was probably all spun out  :'( also I assume drugs
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« Reply #12172 on: November 18, 2019, 04:28:28 AM »
just spoke to her about it, and she's going to take plan B! :rock :rock :rock

i'm saved, guys! :rock :rock :rock

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« Reply #12173 on: November 18, 2019, 11:03:31 AM »
Ultimately it’s the risk of fucking random strangers and what your risk tolerance is. You have to assume that even with birth control and a condom that it’s still not 100% to protect you against a baby or a disease.

Speaking of which, the schedules finally aligned with the hot blasian girl and I’ll see her tonight.
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« Reply #12174 on: November 18, 2019, 11:53:10 AM »
It’s actually kind of a lot of factors that need to line up to actually conceive, I’m sure you’re fine  :doge
I’ve told myself this at least twice.

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« Reply #12175 on: November 18, 2019, 12:19:32 PM »
Honestly man, I'm partly fucking around with the red flag stuff... but what's your income like, do you do well for yourself, and does she know that?

Not trying to further some lame stereotype about gold diggers, but at the same time you should be a little less trusting with your cum.

when she asked me for my number, she knew basically next to nothing about me. from that moment until this saturday, it was about a month's time. on our first date she didn't even kiss me on the lips cause she said she was feeling really shy. true, this could all be an act, but i don't think she's a gold digger. especially since she's paid for half our dates and says she's going to cover the next air bnb stay (she even offered to pay for plan b herself!).

like i mentioned a page or two back, she IS bipolar, but i haven't gotten any problematic vibes from her thus far.

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« Reply #12176 on: November 18, 2019, 12:24:33 PM »
plot twist: oblivion just impregnated the deployed nudemac's fertile wife!
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« Reply #12177 on: November 18, 2019, 12:26:31 PM »
In college, I had a girlfriend who insisted she was on the pill. Turns out she was on the pill but only whenever she felt like taking it.
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« Reply #12178 on: November 18, 2019, 12:26:53 PM »
man your mom is going to be PISSED when she has to take care of you and your child!
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« Reply #12179 on: November 18, 2019, 12:32:35 PM »
In college, I had a girlfriend who insisted she was on the pill. Turns out she was on the pill but only whenever she felt like taking it.

yeah, which is why i'll never have sex without a condom (until i'm married, i guess)