RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[nudemacusers]

UPDATE: I'M NOT A DADDY!


Take THAT, breeders!

Brag about weak seed online brehs 👀 🤔 🧠

[VomKriege]

Mmarsu, Ask if she's vaccuming her living room.

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Don't.

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[Oblivion]

UPDATE: I'M NOT A DADDY!


Take THAT, breeders!

Brag about weak seed online brehs 👀 🤔 🧠

not that this deserves a rebuttal, but that was more than likely the result of Plan B, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[Oblivion]

also, it has been over a month since me and the ladyfriend started dating. shockingly enough, she's still with me, despite our home situations.

either way, this marks the longest relationship i've had in nearly a year and a half.

[nudemacusers]

UPDATE: I'M NOT A DADDY!


Take THAT, breeders!

Brag about weak seed online brehs 👀 🤔 🧠

not that this deserves a rebuttal, but that was more than likely the result of Plan B, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

U know I love u bb

Just drink more milk 💦

[Oblivion]

no offense taken

just wanted to clarify for posterity

[MMaRsu]

Mmarsu, Ask if she's vaccuming her living room.

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Don't.

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I dont get it

[MMaRsu]

fml so much

[Ghoul]

fml so much

lmao, baited. Also if she does have autism and has a hard time picking up on stuff you maybe in for a little bit of a ride, I would totally play it cool and wait for her to hopefully ask you out.

It's the holiday season, surely there will be some work drinks sooner or later.

As for Oblivion, please stop using Ladyfriend, it sounds creepy, don't know why but it makes me shudder.

As for me, looking at our last wedding venue Sunday and putting the deposit down on the one we like the best so got a potential date to be married now, fucking weird, I'm old.

Had sex last night which was great sooo not all bad.

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call her your little

[Oblivion]

why do u keep saying ladyfriend instead of girlfriend

force of habit

[naff]

wait, so mmarsu you basically asked your colleague on a date in front of a group of yours and her colleagues and you're surprised she laughed it off?

bruh.

don't try dating at work, it's going to end horribly.

[Oblivion]

question: do women have some sort of internal switch that activates when you're in a relationship that suddenly makes them want to date you? cause i've been getting quite a few responses from my dating apps since i got my recent gf. and that shit's frustrating. 

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follow up question: is it immoral to cheat on your gf? 

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[Mupepe]

see if your girlfriend is into a threesome.

[BIONIC]

If you’re serious about your lady friend, then delete tinder you fuck.

[Mupepe]

that's bad advice. keep it so that she gets and stays jealous and won't grow bored with you.

[chronovore]

wait, so mmarsu you basically asked your colleague on a date in front of a group of yours and her colleagues and you're surprised she laughed it off?

bruh.

don't try dating at work, it's going to end horribly.

Yeah, this was my point-of-curiosity as well. If you actually put her on the spot in front of co-workers, you're the one who screwed that particular pooch.

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[MMaRsu]

wait, so mmarsu you basically asked your colleague on a date in front of a group of yours and her colleagues and you're surprised she laughed it off?

bruh.

don't try dating at work, it's going to end horribly.

well yea i said it like jokingly half serious tho

[MMaRsu]

but yeah gonna cut all that off the job is more important

[naff]

prob would've been fine to say something like "we can still grab a drink even if they're not coming" but just not in front of colleagues.

i have veery little experience with work dating, generally would avoid it, and got a bit of flak about my advice on the matter earlier in this thread. however, the last time it happened I was on the receiving end of the proposition and there's nooo way I would've said yes if she'd made a winky winky want to grab a drink comment in front of colleagues despite working in a fairly loose office.

[CatsCatsCats]

Reactivated tinder. Here goes

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https://twitter.com/Lizz/status/1205389797218340864

 

[BlueTsunami]

Goddamn 😍 as a 5'4 lil bitch, dreams can come true

[OnlyRegret]

Reactivated tinder. Here goes

I deleted mine after matching with a girl, casually talking about nothing for an hour and the next day she literally was texting me every 2 minutes, needing constant reassurances, telling me she couldn't stop thinking about me, volunteering that she wasn't crazy. Had to block her number and delete my account before the day was done.

#ladiesman

[OnlyRegret]

probably, but it's less humourous when you consider that 

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Reactivated tinder. Here goes

I deleted mine after matching with a girl, casually talking about nothing for an hour and the next day she literally was texting me every 2 minutes, needing constant reassurances, telling me she couldn't stop thinking about me, volunteering that she wasn't crazy. Had to block her number and delete my account before the day was done.

king shit

[Mupepe]

Spoiled motherfuckers. Crazy chicks are sexy

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/Lizz/status/1205389797218340864

 

https://twitter.com/Lizz/status/1205649420257116160

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Goddamn 😍 as a 5'4 lil bitch, dreams can come true

https://twitter.com/MStoneHennessee/status/1205624358129033216

 

[BlueTsunami]

Goddamn 😍 as a 5'4 lil bitch, dreams can come true

https://twitter.com/MStoneHennessee/status/1205624358129033216

 

In and out like the wind

[Kara]

When I was out of the country I spent a night at my SO's family's house.

At dinner her dad went on a rant about "rapacious landlords" but I just smiled and didn't say anything.



Then at breakfast her mom tried to distinguish between good and bad landlords while discussing something completely different. Again I just smiled and didn't say anything.

[Oblivion]

If you’re serious about your lady friend, then delete tinder you fuck.

i thought we weren't allowed to use the term 'lady friend' anymore 

[BIONIC]

If you’re serious about your lady friend, then delete tinder you fuck.

i thought we weren't allowed to use the term 'lady friend' anymore 

Special lady

Fucking lady friend

[CatsCatsCats]

Got a few quality matches already, tinder is a lot easier when you aren’t having to sell a poly lifestyle 😂

[HardcoreRetro]

Time to change your name to PussyPussyPussy

[CatsCatsCats]

You know I already lived that life in my early 20s before I got married, just need to find a cuddly stoner girl lol

[curly]

Goddamn 😍 as a 5'4 lil bitch, dreams can come true

https://mobile.twitter.com/eedrk/status/1196500722587557890

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https://mobile.twitter.com/eedrk/status/1196500812739960832

[MMaRsu]

Lol @ dating a giant

Anyway, what's the best way to uncrush yourself from someone 

I thought just not thinking about it would help but then I saw her in the city over the weekend and my heart was like BOOM

[BlueTsunami]

A woman who has half a foot on you going to town on top is as close to death by snoo snoo that doesn't involve pegging

[Mupepe]

Lol @ dating a giant

Anyway, what's the best way to uncrush yourself from someone 

I thought just not thinking about it would help but then I saw her in the city over the weekend and my heart was like BOOM

think about them with a bad case of the shits. think of the sounds, their face, the putrid smell and them accidentally making a mess of themselves in bed in the middle of the night. Draw a picture of it in MS Paint. Write a bed time story about it and then force yourself to read it when you see them or when your dick starts to stiffen up at the thought of them.

[Tasty]

That... is extremely helpful advice.

[skullstorm]

Unless it morphs into a fetish 

[MMaRsu]

Lol that might work

[Boogie]

A woman who has half a foot on you going to town on top is as close to death by snoo snoo that doesn't involve pegging

[MMaRsu]

I can confirm it dont work

When she's like explaining something about work to me and I look her in the eye. I start to smile... Then I see that the more I smile she starts to smile. Is this just basic human behaviour like when you yawn or hear somebody yawn they yawn or you yawn too?

I tried imagining her in the worst ways but it hasnt really helped me one bit. Then she was asking me like three times today " Are you going to the christmas drink/gettogether tomorrow?"

[CatsCatsCats]

No, no, you give YOURSELF awful diarrhea and think of her during

[MMaRsu]

Well she's like my boss dude fuck 😂

But yeah christmas drinks tomorrow, we'll see what happens

[nudemacusers]

she's like my boss

I need to read this thread

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Well she's like my boss dude fuck 😂

But yeah christmas drinks tomorrow, we'll see what happens

ask her to give you a raise 

[MMaRsu]

Haha you're right, Im being super wishy washy, should be more bolder. She's not off-limits, she's like the head of our 6 person team. So while officially she's not my boss, she reports our team stuff to my/our department head boss who is in charge of the entire department.

So I should just man the fuck up, flirt with her tomorrow and see where that takes me. I gotta make some sort of move, because even if she's not interested I can leave this feeling behind and focus on work.

I just don't want to fuckup our team atmosphere. It's always a great atmosphere, we all get along well and there's no rotten apples in the team. Pretty crazy considering in most of my jobs Ive had to work with an asshole or bitch or two. So yea..

Gotta man the fuck up!

[Kara]

While I think "don't shit where you eat" is too liberally applied, it does feel applicable for someone who was unemployed in recent memory.

[MMaRsu]

yeah just man up and be a little bold, the only problem is that you’re not trying your hardest

you already tried adjusting the level of your smile to see if she would smile back

it’s only natural that all you have to do next is ask your boss if she explicitly wants to go on a date

let’s man up mmr, i have confidence in u!!

Well, no I didnt ' try adjusting my smile '. It's just, when she talks to me I get a smile , and she's looking at me seeing me smile at her, she starts smiling back more and more during the convo. I dunno. Maybe Im just explaining it weirdly.

[MMaRsu]

While I think "don't shit where you eat" is too liberally applied, it does feel applicable for someone who was unemployed in recent memory.

Exactly what had been going through my mind, the job is more important to me than dating her. Which is why I proposed to meet up after the temp job was supposed to be done. Now they are gonna renew my contract until next year  . Happy about that ofcourse!

Problem is I've already developed some kind of crush for her, and I have to see her on a daily basis.

[nudemacusers]

lol, that was probably bad advice

“Choke your boss”

[CatsCatsCats]

Get a neck tattoo of her name

[MMaRsu]

lol, that was probably bad advice

“Choke your boss”

Shit who doesnt fantasize about that 

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https://twitter.com/iamlittlejj/status/1207100721365241856