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MMaRsu

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #12300 on: January 07, 2020, 01:00:35 PM »
brehs I went to the shop today and this girl was working again

she put my number in her phone said ill send u a msg later

she sent a message an hour later  :lawd

Now I dont know how to respond lulz
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« Reply #12301 on: January 07, 2020, 01:01:43 PM »
MM doing la cucaracha would probably summon some strange Norse God

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« Reply #12302 on: January 07, 2020, 01:03:13 PM »
brehs I went to the shop today and this girl was working again

she put my number in her phone said ill send u a msg later

she sent a message an hour later  :lawd

Now I dont know how to respond lulz
"Are you into choking?"
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« Reply #12303 on: January 07, 2020, 01:48:05 PM »
well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?

lmao



I am the worst @ texting btw I hate it
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« Reply #12304 on: January 07, 2020, 01:50:45 PM »
Hey it's an improvement to asking her if you can choke her out.
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« Reply #12305 on: January 07, 2020, 02:01:21 PM »
brehs I went to the shop today and this girl was working again

she put my number in her phone said ill send u a msg later

she sent a message an hour later  :lawd

Now I dont know how to respond lulz

"Wanna see my new H&M outfit?"

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« Reply #12306 on: January 07, 2020, 02:19:56 PM »
well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?

lmao

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I am the worst @ texting btw I hate it

The preamble is cringe but asking about her day is the way to her lily white butt

And please, relegate broaching choking until she gives you a clear sign.
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« Reply #12307 on: January 07, 2020, 02:31:02 PM »
A very special fuck you to TIMU



 :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca
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« Reply #12308 on: January 07, 2020, 02:31:42 PM »
I say he goes for it anyways if she tries to make him binge The Office
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« Reply #12309 on: January 07, 2020, 02:32:15 PM »
well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?

lmao

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I am the worst @ texting btw I hate it

The preamble is cringe but asking about her day is the way to her lily white butt

And please, relegate broaching choking until she gives you a clear sign.

yea I couldnt really think of anything better, she's read it but hasnt responded yet, so we'll see.

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« Reply #12310 on: January 07, 2020, 02:38:33 PM »
well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?


*fistbump emoji*

You have got to be fucking shitting me.

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« Reply #12311 on: January 07, 2020, 02:44:31 PM »
well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?


*fistbump emoji*

You have got to be fucking shitting me.

 :'( I feel your pain because I felt the same pain when I actually typed that shit

 I mean we do fistbump in the shop when we see eachother sometimes

I guess that makes it a little better?
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« Reply #12312 on: January 07, 2020, 03:06:55 PM »
A very special fuck you to TIMU

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 :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca

disgusting

Dating adult women is disgusting!

It makes me sick to think that adult men were attracted to 19 year old supermodel gisele bundchen

Absolutely sick to my stomach

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« Reply #12313 on: January 07, 2020, 03:29:46 PM »
Now Facebook is recommending the younger sister of a person I worked with in 2012

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« Reply #12314 on: January 07, 2020, 03:32:24 PM »
Now Facebook is recommending the younger sister of a person I worked with in 2012

 :stahp

:gurl

The ex-coworker is gorgeous and her fiance just got deployed

 :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca
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« Reply #12315 on: January 08, 2020, 12:48:29 AM »
A very special fuck you to TIMU

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 :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca

disgusting

Dating adult women is disgusting!

Can't say mid forties man trawling college chick turf doesn't make me go ummmm

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« Reply #12316 on: January 08, 2020, 01:07:27 AM »
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« Reply #12317 on: January 08, 2020, 04:30:34 AM »
Dang no response at all  :lol :-\

Oh well
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« Reply #12318 on: January 08, 2020, 04:42:26 AM »
Dang no response at all  :lol :-\

Oh well

 :respect
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« Reply #12319 on: January 08, 2020, 05:02:54 AM »
Dang no response at all  :lol :-\

Oh well
Choke her.
DRUNK RAHXEPHONE HERE JUST SAYING I FUCKING CHOKED MOST OF THE THE CHICKS I FUCKED

WHICH IS MORE THEN 1 BEFORE ANY FUCKIERR SAYS ANYTHING

CHICKS LOVE WHEN YOU SEEM DOMINAT AND CONFIDENT IN YOUR FUCKING ABILTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #12320 on: January 08, 2020, 05:03:54 AM »
i ALSO HAVE BEEN MEANING TO SAY gleN WAS RIGHT. oNCE YOU;VE FUCKED A LOT. wORRYING ABOUT FUCKING AT ALL IS NOTHING

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« Reply #12321 on: January 08, 2020, 05:04:19 AM »
too BAD MY HARD DICK HAS THAT PRON INFUSEWD CANT CUM PROBLEM

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« Reply #12322 on: January 08, 2020, 05:05:41 AM »
Dang no response at all  :lol :-\

Oh well
Choke her.
DRUNK RAHXEPHONE HERE JUST SAYING I FUCKING CHOKED MOST OF THE THE CHICKS I FUCKED

WHICH IS MORE THEN 1 BEFORE ANY FUCKIERR SAYS ANYTHING

CHICKS LOVE WHEN YOU SEEM DOMINAT AND CONFIDENT IN YOUR FUCKING ABILTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i ALSO HAVE BEEN MEANING TO SAY gleN WAS RIGHT. oNCE YOU;VE FUCKED A LOT. wORRYING ABOUT FUCKING AT ALL IS NOTHING
too BAD MY HARD DICK HAS THAT PRON INFUSEWD CANT CUM PROBLEM

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« Reply #12323 on: January 08, 2020, 05:06:32 AM »
 :miyamoto :itagaki

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« Reply #12324 on: January 08, 2020, 05:11:56 AM »
Dang no response at all  :lol :-\

Oh well

Maybe you botched the message. Wait for the weekend though, she might be busy or even had some emergency to deal with.
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« Reply #12325 on: January 08, 2020, 05:14:03 AM »
hE DID'NT BOTCH THE MESAGE. mY MAN mmARSU IS DIRECT.


























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« Reply #12326 on: January 08, 2020, 05:14:56 AM »
wHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY LOCAL MEMES ABOUT YOU?

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« Reply #12327 on: January 08, 2020, 05:15:01 AM »
Maybe she's like you staring at her phone for 24 hours not knowing how to reply :heart
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« Reply #12328 on: January 08, 2020, 05:16:40 AM »
POST SEX VIDS!
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« Reply #12329 on: January 08, 2020, 05:17:57 AM »
i DO HAVE IN FACT MANY SEX VIDEOS.

BUT IN THIS STATE(solid state society ghost in the shell) i DONT KNOW HOW TO POST MY SHIT


aLSO i GOT BANNED LAST TIME SO NOPW

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« Reply #12330 on: January 08, 2020, 05:21:48 AM »
Only you can salvage 2020! We need your D!
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« Reply #12331 on: January 08, 2020, 05:22:13 AM »
2020 JUST STARED





WE ALL BE DEAD SOON

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« Reply #12332 on: January 08, 2020, 05:36:19 AM »
Rah are you having a breakdown?

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« Reply #12333 on: January 08, 2020, 05:53:16 AM »
Maybe she's like you staring at her phone for 24 hours not knowing how to reply :heart

Or she was expecting something a bit different from "yo bro what up *fistbump*"

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« Reply #12334 on: January 08, 2020, 05:54:10 AM »
drunk rah  :rejoice

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« Reply #12335 on: January 08, 2020, 06:04:05 AM »
MMaRsu all you had to do was park the car, and you go and smash into a lamp post. Time for a new Coffee shop my dude, hopefully you can recover from this...

Fucking fist bump emoji, holyyy shit.👊😂🤣🍆
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« Reply #12336 on: January 08, 2020, 06:10:42 AM »
Yo, bork just said in the secret forum that dick is on the menu, today only. Post away, Rahx.
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« Reply #12337 on: January 08, 2020, 06:59:33 AM »
Drunk Rahx is like an incel Sam Kinneson
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« Reply #12338 on: January 08, 2020, 08:02:30 AM »
Dang no response at all  :lol :-\

Oh well

Maybe you botched the message. Wait for the weekend though, she might be busy or even had some emergency to deal with.

Haha ofcourse I botched the message, there's gotta be some point where I fuck things up. It's like universal truth
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« Reply #12339 on: January 08, 2020, 08:07:37 AM »
Next time dont digitally fist bump a potential love interest lol but seriously I'd wait to call it until you catch her vibe in person. Sometimes new people in another's life isnt exactly a instant text back priority.
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« Reply #12340 on: January 08, 2020, 09:21:34 AM »
Paid to be nice usually stops before giving your number to someone

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« Reply #12341 on: January 08, 2020, 09:25:27 AM »
and the one time she decides to take a chance on a customer, she gets a fist bump emoji for her troubles.

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« Reply #12342 on: January 08, 2020, 09:39:42 AM »
All he can do now is send her this:



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« Reply #12343 on: January 08, 2020, 10:49:29 AM »
Like I said we do the fistbump somestimes when Im in the shop getting some weed.

Still, looks stupid, ill agree on that.

Either way ill just lay low and not send anything thats probably the best move
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« Reply #12344 on: January 08, 2020, 11:16:25 AM »
If I havent gotten anything bacm in a few days ill just send a

soo we gonna smoke one up soon?

something like that
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« Reply #12345 on: January 08, 2020, 11:20:22 AM »
If I havent gotten anything bacm in a few days ill just send a

soo we gonna smoke one up soon?

something like that

Don't forget to shout PEWWWDIEPIE and bro fist out. But seriously, you should be fine, just let her take her time.

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« Reply #12346 on: January 08, 2020, 11:12:51 PM »
what a small world

this gold digging broad i dated a couple of years ago who i haven't seen since replied to a tweet of mine in some random twitter thread (she doesn't know  my twitter handle, just to be clear)

one of the worst people i ever dated. thinking about that time makes me both angry and horny

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« Reply #12347 on: January 09, 2020, 10:43:35 AM »
Totally agree. To be of interest, you have to be interesting.
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« Reply #12348 on: January 09, 2020, 02:19:00 PM »
So you're both telling us zoning out to the fifth binge watch of The Wire isn't desirable? :ohhh

I got a noticable uptick of interest once I started putting my creative side further out there in the digital realm. I aspire to be the Jeff Buckley up in yo panties.
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« Reply #12349 on: January 09, 2020, 02:32:51 PM »
Heh, it's pretty  basic / standard advice, but I feel like anything helps. 

Obvious things don't seem so obvious to MM lol

On no I get that. It is curious how some desperately want the consumption of media to become a laudable hobby. I'd feel imposter syndrome in a relationship if all I had to offer another was my insight on Breaking Bad.
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« Reply #12350 on: January 09, 2020, 02:53:22 PM »
It's scary being yourself.

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« Reply #12351 on: January 09, 2020, 03:22:40 PM »
I dont have a lot of interests atm so yeah

but this is more for me than for any woman, just wanna not get so easily frustrated about silly shit

I gotta work on myself and I think boxing might be a good way to channel some of that frustration

who knows maybe its just bs and im delusional

I used to get pussy all the time too, now for a few years already its dwindlwd to like one girl a year im hooking up with

it sucks
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« Reply #12352 on: January 09, 2020, 04:22:38 PM »
I dunno i aint tryin to choke a bitch lol  :(
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« Reply #12353 on: January 09, 2020, 04:45:40 PM »
:gurl

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« Reply #12354 on: January 09, 2020, 04:49:36 PM »
Heh, it's pretty  basic / standard advice, but I feel like anything helps. 

Obvious things don't seem so obvious to MM lol

On no I get that. It is curious how some desperately want the consumption of media to become a laudable hobby. I'd feel imposter syndrome in a relationship if all I had to offer another was my insight on Breaking Bad.

Eh, just feel comfortable with what you do and who you are. 99% of people don’t really lead interesting lifestyles, so it doesn’t really matter if you enjoy rock climbing or growing tomatoes in your garden.
don’t try to do shit just to impress other people.

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« Reply #12355 on: January 09, 2020, 05:29:45 PM »
I dont have a lot of interests atm so yeah

but this is more for me than for any woman, just wanna not get so easily frustrated about silly shit

I gotta work on myself and I think boxing might be a good way to channel some of that frustration

who knows maybe its just bs and im delusional

I used to get pussy all the time too, now for a few years already its dwindlwd to like one girl a year im hooking up with

it sucks

gotta say, the boxing training it amazing. but getting hit in the head.... not so good for you. i was really into it in a sort of masochistic way for a while, it was really good at letting out frustration, and also just got me really fit fast (in three months i had visible ab definition).

i really enjoyed the sparring, and had a fight that was rad. but i then read a fair bit on how bad the actual fighting is for you.. i figured with headgear and stuff it wouldn't be so bad, but it can actually make brain injuries even worse as it causes your head to bounce even more rattling your brain around. despite that, i would rec boxing! just maybe train for one fight and do that, then bail/go back to just sparring where you avoid head shots.
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« Reply #12356 on: January 09, 2020, 05:39:22 PM »
also stop with the fake baller talk. noone wants a cracker from an h&m catalogue talking to them abt coming for a smoke at your crib, or starting an initial message with eyyyyy. just be nice, talk like a normal fking adult and you'll be fine.
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« Reply #12357 on: January 09, 2020, 05:53:37 PM »
also stop with the fake baller talk. noone wants a cracker from an h&m catalogue talking to them abt coming for a smoke at your crib, or starting an initial message with eyyyyy. just be nice, talk like a normal fking adult and you'll be fine.

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« Reply #12358 on: January 09, 2020, 05:56:26 PM »
Send this

Ay ma, I'll be round the way with some loud. So take off dem panties and wait up for daddy

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« Reply #12359 on: January 09, 2020, 06:03:20 PM »
everything