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« Reply #8760 on: November 15, 2018, 04:54:21 PM »


Hmm... how to proceed.

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« Reply #8761 on: November 15, 2018, 05:10:04 PM »
Isn't it obvious?
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« Reply #8762 on: November 15, 2018, 05:11:29 PM »
Ooooh... looks like possum girl might be going to same bar/restaurant I was planning on taking my date tonight. This'll be interesting.  :doge

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« Reply #8763 on: November 15, 2018, 05:11:54 PM »
She’s in heat. Go fix her stupid.

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« Reply #8764 on: November 15, 2018, 05:14:26 PM »
The way to proceed is to not proceed.

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« Reply #8765 on: November 15, 2018, 05:22:31 PM »
Ooooh... looks like possum girl might be going to same bar/restaurant I was planning on taking my date tonight. This'll be interesting.  :doge
Oh this is totally a good and healthy thing. Take her there!

Pls post results.
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« Reply #8766 on: November 15, 2018, 05:24:30 PM »
Yeah but I can still go to that bar by myself.  :doge

I can only imagine what sort of shit show would go down if I brought my date there and possum girl saw us.  :doge

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« Reply #8767 on: November 15, 2018, 05:25:14 PM »
Ooooh... looks like possum girl might be going to same bar/restaurant I was planning on taking my date tonight. This'll be interesting.  :doge
Oh this is totally a good and healthy thing. Take her there!

Pls post results.

Suggest a threesome, and ask if they would choke each other too.

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« Reply #8768 on: November 15, 2018, 05:37:15 PM »


LET'S. GET. DANGEROUS. :rash

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« Reply #8769 on: November 15, 2018, 05:40:16 PM »

You can't pass up an opportunity to say "I can help you with your heat, but you might want to call someone about your furnace" and then claim to be getting dangerous.
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« Reply #8770 on: November 15, 2018, 06:12:24 PM »
Uh oh... this girl I'm seeing tonight has "Christian" as her religion.  :-\

Hopefully she's the cool kind of Christian and not the lame kind.

edit: What am I saying. She smokes pot and drinks.  :doge

edit2: and has tattoos
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« Reply #8771 on: November 15, 2018, 06:21:40 PM »
Should I give possum girl a heads up that she might see me downtown with a friend?  :doge

edit: No. What am I stupid...

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« Reply #8772 on: November 15, 2018, 06:22:40 PM »
all seed bearing plants my dude, that’s weeeddd

Sinsemilla is the devils lettuce tho? Idk

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« Reply #8773 on: November 15, 2018, 06:24:04 PM »
Should I give possum girl a heads up that she might see me downtown with a friend?  :doge

edit: No. What am I stupid...

Yeah, that would be weird. Don’t assume she’d care if she saw you with another girl, either. She’s supposed to not want that attachment, remember? So don’t act like it’s there

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« Reply #8774 on: November 15, 2018, 06:24:09 PM »
hey dawg i seen christians blow lines before. ain't no commandment says ya can't party

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« Reply #8775 on: November 15, 2018, 06:30:00 PM »
God. My life, brehs.

What is my life right now?

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« Reply #8776 on: November 15, 2018, 06:34:42 PM »
The only big religious red flags to me are if they hate gay people/"gayness is a sin", or if they believe hell is just fate for anyone. Otherwise, religious chicks wanna fuck like anyone else.
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« Reply #8777 on: November 15, 2018, 06:47:38 PM »
God. My life, brehs.

What is my life right now?
Possibly the season finale :phil
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« Reply #8778 on: November 15, 2018, 06:50:18 PM »
 :whew

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« Reply #8779 on: November 15, 2018, 07:09:33 PM »
There's only two ways this can end.

In laughter or in tears.  :doge

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« Reply #8780 on: November 15, 2018, 07:09:48 PM »
You don't know that Miss Possum will be there. You don't know that she did or did not Like a comment you made. You don't know what evening plans she posted on Facebook. You don't know if she even is aware that bar exists.

You're going to make charm happen on another Quirky White Girl. That's it. Swing your dick away from the possum one and towards the ambitiously spiritual girl with no heater. Live in the present.

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« Reply #8781 on: November 15, 2018, 07:23:46 PM »
There's only two ways this can end.

In laughter or in tears.  :doge

or surprisingly well, as you gain more wonderful experiences and confidence

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« Reply #8782 on: November 15, 2018, 07:36:36 PM »
I’m catholics

Let’s party
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« Reply #8783 on: November 15, 2018, 07:43:16 PM »
I’m catholics

Let’s party
That depends. How many catholics are you?
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« Reply #8784 on: November 15, 2018, 08:23:59 PM »
Seriously Atra :
- You're reasonably proficient at getting matches on dating apps, certainly more so than I am, despite being stuck in bumfuck, USA.
- You've been getting dates.
- You've had sex in various forms with several different women.

You're fine. Stop overthinking (especially all that social media stuff and "signs") and second guessing yourself, 90% of any angst you share here seem to come from that, especially now that your dry spell ended. Unless you want to be a "player" or are struggling to navigate longer term relationships (or looking for suitable mate for that stronger bond), you're doing pretty okay. Enjoy the ride more and explore what you like all while having good times out with the ladies.
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« Reply #8785 on: November 15, 2018, 08:53:33 PM »
Emily had to peace out tonight but she’s down to see me whenever she’s free.

edit: for a moment there my life was playing out like a movie  :doge

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« Reply #8786 on: November 15, 2018, 09:09:59 PM »
I’ve had a couple of drinks and I kinda want to text possum girl something...

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« Reply #8787 on: November 15, 2018, 09:33:53 PM »
I’ve had a couple of drinks and I kinda want to text possum girl something...

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« Reply #8788 on: November 15, 2018, 09:38:24 PM »
You know if you don’t come off as cool and collected and instead clingy it probably won’t work for you.

You probably got as far as you have because you have come off as cool and collected.

The girl says she dosent want a relationship and that’s true, but that’s not forever. But the worst way to scare someone like that away or lose interests in you is by coming off as the person that really wants a relationship and is instead just not a cool person they can vibe with no responsibility right now.
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« Reply #8789 on: November 15, 2018, 09:46:29 PM »
It’s all good. She did in fact come to the same bar that I was deciding to bring my date to.  :doge

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« Reply #8790 on: November 15, 2018, 09:48:23 PM »
Pull out your hard dick at the bar!

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« Reply #8791 on: November 15, 2018, 10:21:16 PM »
Black out drunk then text her

It’s the only way
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« Reply #8792 on: November 15, 2018, 10:56:36 PM »
It seems like we’re still on good terms.

Totally platonic tho. Which is for the best tbh.

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« Reply #8793 on: November 15, 2018, 11:14:23 PM »
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« Reply #8794 on: November 15, 2018, 11:17:07 PM »
Any tips for how to keep conversations going when you're too tired to function? Especially early on where if you don't respond for a day the other person leaves the conversation. Some days I can barely keep my eyes open let alone have an on-going text conversation and I feel like just saying I'm tired af and gonna pass out, let's talk tomorrow is probably a turn off.

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« Reply #8795 on: November 15, 2018, 11:43:04 PM »
I just stop talking and then pick up the conversation the next day after work.

I used to say goodnight but it breaks the flow & gives the girl an out.

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« Reply #8796 on: November 15, 2018, 11:59:25 PM »
uh oh...

well... I'm not sure if I just got the run around but before I left the bar to head home she was telling me about an event this Friday that she was going to and that she said she was going to invite me to.

I'm looking everywhere for it and I'm not seeing it.  :-\

Maybe it's a secret event but I doubt it.

God, I hope I didn't just scare her away for good.

I was even chatting with a guy (he's gay  :doge ) I met a while back that's a mutual friend of ours and I walked with him to greet her.

*sigh*

It seemed like everything was fine. But who knows.  :(

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« Reply #8797 on: November 16, 2018, 12:02:58 AM »
Nope. It was never brought up.

We both just played things off like it never happened.

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« Reply #8798 on: November 16, 2018, 12:05:20 AM »
uh oh...

well... I'm not sure if I just got the run around but before I left the bar to head home she was telling me about an event this Friday that she was going to and that she said she was going to invite me to.

I'm looking everywhere for it and I'm not seeing it.  :-\

Maybe it's a secret event but I doubt it.

God, I hope I didn't just scare her away for good.

I was even chatting with a guy (he's gay  :doge ) I met a while back that's a mutual friend of ours and I walked with him to greet her.

*sigh*

It seemed like everything was fine. But who knows.  :(
Oh, I found the event.

It's on a Wednesday. Huh.

Okay, maybe I don't need to panic.

Granted, when she's high and drinks a bit specifics aren't her forte.

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« Reply #8799 on: November 16, 2018, 12:24:59 AM »
It's just my anxiety getting the best of me.

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« Reply #8800 on: November 16, 2018, 01:22:02 AM »
Oh... that’s another thing.

I haven’t really been having erections lately.

Which is a bit concerning.  :doge

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« Reply #8801 on: November 16, 2018, 01:24:19 AM »
I have.

Like, I have zero desire to fap or anything.

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« Reply #8802 on: November 16, 2018, 01:50:56 AM »
Oh, she said “weird flex but ok” to a joke I told the group of people we were hanging out with.  :-[

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« Reply #8803 on: November 16, 2018, 10:20:13 AM »

Thanks! That's also really helpful.

I'm seeing how things pan out with the person I got going with on Monday (hopefully date this weekend), but if it doesn't work out I'm using your guys advice and switching up my photos.

On that last photo, a gal told me once that sweat is unattractive for photos. Not sure how valid that is.

I guess it depends on the situation causing the sweat and the amount and placement of said sweat. A dude just being sweaty for no obvious reason, a sweaty looking face in an otherwise normal selfie, or visible sweat marks in the underarm or underboob area when wearing a dress shirt, that sort of thing, yeah better not post that. But a hot guy obviously taking a break during a hike/run with a nice smile on his face and tousled hair, come on, that's gotta be different. It gives one some ideas  :phil

But hey, maybe you don't have to worry about dating profile pics if things go well! Good luck man  :)

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« Reply #8804 on: November 16, 2018, 11:26:12 AM »
Working out ups the testosterone.

I was far more hornier when I was working out.

Maybe try it.

I should get back to it.

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« Reply #8805 on: November 16, 2018, 12:01:11 PM »
Oh, she said “weird flex but ok” to a joke I told the group of people we were hanging out with.  :-[

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This girl sounds like a cunt.

(no offense)

(see, i said no offense, so calling someone a cunt is totally ok)

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« Reply #8806 on: November 16, 2018, 12:18:17 PM »
Nope. It was never brought up.

We both just played things off like it never happened.

This does not mean totally platonic at all, JFC. You could totally bang her again, just by what you've told us/me.

However, this quest may be above your current level.

Atra level gated. The pussy greyed out until he bangs more chum
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« Reply #8807 on: November 16, 2018, 12:21:36 PM »
Nope. It was never brought up.

We both just played things off like it never happened.

This does not mean totally platonic at all, JFC. You could totally bang her again, just by what you've told us/me.

However, this quest may be above your current level.

Atra level gated. The pussy greyed out until he bangs more chum
I even showed her the girl I was supposed to meet there until she bailed at the last moment.

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« Reply #8808 on: November 16, 2018, 12:24:46 PM »
Nope. It was never brought up.

We both just played things off like it never happened.

This does not mean totally platonic at all, JFC. You could totally bang her again, just by what you've told us/me.

However, this quest may be above your current level.

Atra level gated. The pussy greyed out until he bangs more chum
I even showed her the girl I was supposed to meet there until she bailed at the last moment.

ooof thats why inciting jealousy is a tricky thing. And she seems like an experienced woman which means she may see through your bag o'tricks. Me, I'd be straightforward without being overbearing. Do you but dont flaunt it to catch her eye.
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« Reply #8809 on: November 16, 2018, 12:25:55 PM »
Well, she asked me why I was there and I said I had a date there but she bailed. And I showed her my potential date like any friend would.  :doge

She said she looked cute.

edit: Also, another girl at that bar was being flirty with me (she was kinda drunk tho).

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« Reply #8810 on: November 16, 2018, 12:33:03 PM »
Is there like only one bar in your town? If not  :holeup
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« Reply #8811 on: November 16, 2018, 12:49:12 PM »
Hell, I can even show you all the texts between that girl and I that we were planning on going there well before possum girl decided to show up.

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« Reply #8812 on: November 16, 2018, 12:54:02 PM »
...but you still went.
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« Reply #8813 on: November 16, 2018, 12:55:48 PM »
Betting she fucks you once, but only once, insists on remaining friends, and it destroys you psychologically
Fake events? Showing up at bars without a date and saying you had one? Obsessing over Facebook likes? Jealousy gambits? We're well on our way.
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« Reply #8814 on: November 16, 2018, 12:56:59 PM »
...but you still went.
Because I needed to let off some steam after a stressful day at work.  :doge

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« Reply #8815 on: November 16, 2018, 12:57:09 PM »
Back off, haterz

Atra’s out here doin as he pleases

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« Reply #8816 on: November 16, 2018, 12:58:07 PM »
Well, I'm going on a date with someone else this Saturday.

And I told the other girl to hit me up whenever she's free.

edit: Also, I'm not going to text or seek out possum girl for a long time. I was low-key wanting to make sure we were both still on friendly terms. And it seems like we are.

edit2: It also helped that I knew that gay guy and I was talking to him a bunch.
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« Reply #8817 on: November 16, 2018, 01:14:24 PM »
Should have fucked that gay guy. Or let him fuck you

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« Reply #8818 on: November 16, 2018, 01:53:34 PM »
Oh... that’s another thing.

I haven’t really been having erections lately.

Which is a bit concerning.  :doge

Get more sleep :zzz

Posting in this thread at 2am...
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« Reply #8819 on: November 16, 2018, 06:06:58 PM »
The girl I was supposed to meet last night is meeting me tonight.  :doge