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« Reply #9120 on: December 30, 2018, 12:51:30 PM »
We spent weeks recommending a neck tattoo when the real secret was leather pants ???
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« Reply #9121 on: December 30, 2018, 12:56:17 PM »
kanye’s Impact  :preach

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« Reply #9122 on: December 30, 2018, 01:17:11 PM »
Leather pants are only in the realm of tall dudes, right? Like trench coats. I need to see what they do for me.
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« Reply #9123 on: December 30, 2018, 03:12:39 PM »
I went to a gay club and no one hit on me.

I think I can confirm that no one wants me.

I’m drunk and the most unwanted person in the world.

Or maybe we just got of repeating ourselves. :thinking

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« Reply #9124 on: December 30, 2018, 03:18:44 PM »
If I got depressed every time I went to a gay bar and no one hit on me, I'd be long dead.

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« Reply #9125 on: December 30, 2018, 07:12:56 PM »
i've never been hit on at a gay bar :'(

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« Reply #9126 on: December 30, 2018, 08:32:03 PM »
I have.  :-*

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« Reply #9127 on: December 30, 2018, 08:36:25 PM »
Though TBH my lack of Grindr/Hornet action during my last month in Boston has seriously bummed me out. My new haircut didn't help as much as I expected.

Thankfully I get to spend the next six months in forced celibacy so I don't even have to devote mental energy to this rat race anymore.

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« Reply #9128 on: December 30, 2018, 09:39:50 PM »
i've never been hit on at a gay bar :'(

Surprising based on your pics. Although, gay dudes have only hit on me when it was the end of the night and everyone was going their separate ways. I think being in a pack with others makes it too socially intimidating.

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« Reply #9129 on: December 30, 2018, 11:38:45 PM »
1. Get leather pants
2. Go to a BDSM show
3. Take molly
4. Dance/grind/kiss girls (or guys) you’re into
5. ? ? ? ?
6. Profit

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Gonna have sex tomorrow with single mom btw. She’s off work on Sundays.  :doge
Sex happened and it was great. :smug

No joke, best fuck I’ve had so far.

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« Reply #9130 on: December 30, 2018, 11:45:19 PM »
Congrats!

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« Reply #9131 on: December 30, 2018, 11:50:01 PM »


bless up

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« Reply #9132 on: December 30, 2018, 11:53:26 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #9133 on: December 31, 2018, 01:10:55 AM »

El Babua

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« Reply #9134 on: December 31, 2018, 01:33:58 AM »
On December 30th, too. At the 11th hour, the season finale looked dark, but we pulled through with a happy ending. Season turned out great. God bless

Sweeps week next year

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« Reply #9135 on: December 31, 2018, 01:47:04 AM »
Fb official yet? :P

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« Reply #9136 on: December 31, 2018, 04:03:54 AM »
I asked this cute girl to be my gf, hope she says yes  ::)
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« Reply #9137 on: December 31, 2018, 04:12:44 AM »
If I was Valkyrie I wouldn't say no to you bb. Just think about the amount of likes  :rejoice

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« Reply #9138 on: December 31, 2018, 04:13:08 AM »
 8)
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« Reply #9139 on: December 31, 2018, 04:26:25 AM »
No joke, best fuck I’ve had so far.

I mean.

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« Reply #9140 on: December 31, 2018, 05:00:23 AM »
I asked this cute girl to be my gf, hope she says yes  ::)

Yukiko is pretty sweet, I hope she’s says yes  :uguu
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« Reply #9141 on: December 31, 2018, 07:07:19 AM »
Atra went home to be a family man
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« Reply #9142 on: December 31, 2018, 07:15:31 AM »
Atra went home to be a family man

Paying child support for another man’s kid like a true marrec :salute
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« Reply #9143 on: December 31, 2018, 07:20:18 AM »
Congrats on the sex, Atramental.  How did her vag taste?
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #9144 on: December 31, 2018, 12:16:38 PM »
Oh rahx, id suck your balls if it would give you some solace
Even though I was probably the most drunk I’ve ever been, I don’t know if I could do that.

Still that gay bar was probably one of the most fun bars I’ve been to. Id go again.

BlueTsunami

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« Reply #9145 on: December 31, 2018, 01:40:07 PM »
So an older woman I've only really corresponded with online randomly sent me nudes under some artistic guise. Basically selfies of her in the shower at interesting angles asking for critiques. We never got to that point where nudes would be in play till now, not even close to it. Just innocent footsies. She fucking lept over all the formalities. She lives in Buffalo, 6 1/2 hours away. Fuck. What makes her so compelling is her personality and dancers body. She has a fetish for Puerto Rican dudes and obsessively goes to merengue classes. Although I feel, with her, things could go Fatal Attraction very fast.

Oh rahx, id suck your balls if it would give you some solace
Even though I was probably the most drunk I’ve ever been, I don’t know if I could do that.

Still that gay bar was probably one of the most fun bars I’ve been to. Id go again.

I feel once you get out of your head and enjoy the moment you're more likely to get into those encounters you try to actively find. Its one of the more annoying aspects of finding someone that introverts like you and me seem to not being able to get a handle. Of course body image and social anxiety issues just heighten this roadblock further. You have to really tear down those negative parts of you first.
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Atramental

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« Reply #9146 on: December 31, 2018, 03:50:16 PM »
Congrats on the sex, Atramental.  How did her vag taste?
Tasted great.  8)

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #9147 on: December 31, 2018, 06:10:56 PM »
Yeah it’s usually myself that is my worst enemy and it’s a shame because while I am an introvert I can still be pretty social. I mean I do like to go out and be amongst friends.

But on the flip side I have recently meet a girl I do like. She’s dry and sarcastic. She’s pretty cool. I’m pretty sure she thinks im cool. Well I mean she said she thinks I’m cool. I just have to pull the trigger, but I’m just kind of afraid.

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« Reply #9148 on: December 31, 2018, 06:37:49 PM »
.

But on the flip side I have recently meet a girl I do like. She’s dry and sarcastic. She’s pretty cool. I’m pretty sure she thinks im cool. Well I mean she said she thinks I’m cool. I just have to pull the trigger, but I’m just kind of afraid.

My type of girl too! They tend to be the most interesting to actually have a deep conversation with.

Hopefully she throws out good signs for you to pick up on, then put yourself out on that limb. Its worth the fall.

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« Reply #9149 on: December 31, 2018, 06:53:09 PM »
cute girl still hasn't responded  :maf
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Cryo

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« Reply #9150 on: December 31, 2018, 06:58:15 PM »
cute girl still hasn't responded  :maf
Did you ask her in leather pants?

BlueTsunami

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« Reply #9151 on: December 31, 2018, 07:05:20 PM »
She only responds to neck tattoos
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« Reply #9152 on: December 31, 2018, 07:10:37 PM »
I don't wear pants, but I've completely fallen for her  :'(
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Cryo

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« Reply #9153 on: December 31, 2018, 07:11:52 PM »
I don't wear pants
do you at least wear a belt  ???

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« Reply #9154 on: December 31, 2018, 07:36:44 PM »
meeting women through internet messageboards is so hard in 2018, brehs. can't even get a like from women these day  :-\
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« Reply #9155 on: December 31, 2018, 08:46:36 PM »
maybe I will, if someone likes all three of my most recent posts in the bad vibes thread  :smug
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« Reply #9156 on: December 31, 2018, 10:06:45 PM »
Filler > rotious
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« Reply #9157 on: December 31, 2018, 10:12:09 PM »
if only valk felt that way  :-[
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #9158 on: December 31, 2018, 10:13:44 PM »
I though hottie Buffalo chick was taller but she is my height. Time to put on my goddamn snow shoes this bitch is mine
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #9159 on: December 31, 2018, 10:14:45 PM »
Well she gave me her phone number so I guess that’s a good sign.

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« Reply #9160 on: December 31, 2018, 11:21:57 PM »
Just vid chatted with this woman for an hour. She had this midwest accent that's fucking killing me in the best way. So goddamn hot. It's.like the chick from Fargo but she wanted some Rican dick.
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« Reply #9161 on: December 31, 2018, 11:57:02 PM »
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« Reply #9162 on: January 01, 2019, 12:09:46 AM »
1. Get leather pants
2. Go to a BDSM show
3. Take molly
4. Dance/grind/kiss girls (or guys) you’re into
5. ? ? ? ?
6. Profit

edit:
Gonna have sex tomorrow with single mom btw. She’s off work on Sundays.  :doge
Sex happened and it was great. :smug

No joke, best fuck I’ve had so far.

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BIONIC

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« Reply #9163 on: January 01, 2019, 12:27:23 AM »
cute girl still hasn't responded  :maf

Get to the next S.Link level  :expert
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #9164 on: January 01, 2019, 02:59:33 AM »
And now I guess I got a date with her.

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« Reply #9165 on: January 01, 2019, 03:07:35 AM »
did you use neck tattoo or leather pants?

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« Reply #9166 on: January 01, 2019, 03:12:18 AM »
still radio silence from cute messageboard girl  :(
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Rahxephon91

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« Reply #9167 on: January 01, 2019, 03:54:42 AM »
did you use neck tattoo or leather pants?
I just used me bro

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« Reply #9168 on: January 01, 2019, 04:09:59 AM »
Soooo... I don’t want to panic or anything but this is the 2nd time I’m aware that single mom has done coke.

Granted she’s going to nursing school soon and is kinda doing things she can’t normally do due to drug tests and what not but.... eh.

 :doge

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« Reply #9169 on: January 01, 2019, 04:20:43 AM »
is she not sharing? stingy fucking bitch, this could def be a problem going forward.
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« Reply #9170 on: January 01, 2019, 04:23:59 AM »
she most likely has fucked the guy she gets her coke from and the coke is probably still garbage.
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« Reply #9171 on: January 01, 2019, 07:32:05 AM »
Being able to fuck female customers is 99% of the reason anyone chooses to be a coke dealer
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« Reply #9172 on: January 01, 2019, 08:32:49 AM »
Soooo... I don’t want to panic or anything but this is the 2nd time I’m aware that single mom has done coke.

Granted she’s going to nursing school soon and is kinda doing things she can’t normally do due to drug tests and what not but.... eh.

 :doge
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« Reply #9173 on: January 01, 2019, 11:46:31 AM »
Why you judging coke use you drug doing FRAUD

So go suck a dealers dick and get some free powder
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« Reply #9174 on: January 01, 2019, 05:43:09 PM »
1. Get leather pants
2. Go to a BDSM show
3. Take molly
4. Dance/grind/kiss girls (or guys) you’re into
5. ? ? ? ?
6. Profit

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Gonna have sex tomorrow with single mom btw. She’s off work on Sundays.  :doge
Sex happened and it was great. :smug

No joke, best fuck I’ve had so far.


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« Reply #9175 on: January 01, 2019, 06:05:38 PM »
Coke isn’t a big deal, being a cokehead is.

It’s a good sign that she let you know, usually the bad ones will hide it.
the bad ones do hide drug use   :-\
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Atramental

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« Reply #9176 on: January 01, 2019, 06:13:26 PM »
Single mom and I are now just friends.  :doge

It was her idea because she could tell I was a bit put off by her coke habit and that our age difference was a bit much.  :doge

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« Reply #9177 on: January 01, 2019, 06:17:48 PM »
:stahp

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« Reply #9178 on: January 01, 2019, 06:21:58 PM »
:trumps

edit: there's a lot of other stuff I didn't bring up but... lets just say I'm very happy about this.  :doge

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« Reply #9179 on: January 01, 2019, 07:15:46 PM »