RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[I'm a Puppy!]

text her a picture of big chungus, then say "sorry, wrong person" 

No joking. This is probably the best piece of relationship advice in this whole thread. It's a brilliant move.

It backfires when she sends him back a pic of her own big chungus.

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OR DOES IT BACKFIRE AT ALL?

[close]

That's not a backfire

[Raist]

Before you text to ask about date plans, I think you should ask the important questions first.

Such as, "what are your thoughts on choking".

[Rahxephon91]

Eh I think I'll avoid any creepy things and just continue to play it slow. I don't like it when people apply pressure on me so I'm not going to do it to someone else.

But I still find dating incredibly shitty. I don't know why I can't find a decent girl who simply likes me and shows that. I have to jump through millions of hoops and it's no wonder I'm fucked up.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Eh I think I'll avoid any creepy things and just continue to play it slow. I don't like it when people apply pressure on me so I'm not going to do it to someone else.

But I still find dating incredibly shitty. I don't know why I can't find a decent girl who simply likes me and shows that. I have to jump through millions of hoops and it's no wonder I'm fucked up.

Uhh...that's 80%+ of dating.

[Rahxephon91]

I don't see anyone in my social circle beyond say my sister have problems.

Even then everyone I know in thier 20s has had multiple so's or sexual partners by now.

[I'm a Puppy!]

And no one sees the hot mess my practice sessions are on the guitar when I start. They only see the performance and think "Man, I wish I could play like that guy."

same thing.

[Bebpo]

And no one sees the hot mess my practice sessions are on the guitar when I start. They only see the performance and think "Man, I wish I could play like that guy."

same thing.

Damn, that's on point.

There's also the age old saying that when you meet the person you end up with, you never would have met them if your past dating/SOs didn't work out. It's kinda lame because it hand waves away all the time you're miserable until then, but it's also true.

[Rahxephon91]

Yes I guess you’re right. I just didn’t think it would feel nigh impossible and it doesn’t seem to get any better as you get older.

[team filler]

  nothing creepy about big chungus

[shosta]

ok mr. handsome, rich, software engineer. Not everyone is a god of relationships

[I'm a Puppy!]

Chatted with my friend afterward. I thought it was a bit of a disaster. He said he thought it was really useful to have someone that would disagree with him. He said he found the group to be rather passive and just take his word as "Well, he's the pastor, so he knows best." And it was good to have someone say, "That's bullshit." He said he thought the video was pretty good until I pointed out all the issues with it. He's asked if I'd come back. I'm not so sure. I feel like I only caused confusion. But I do sorta get his point.  We'll see.

Yeah dude it's a good thing you were there to disagree;  but that whole situation sounds so silly to me.  Who are these people that need some video to explain this all to them?  lol

Dude, It astounds me how people think that relationships build themselves. Something like 70% of the issues people come to me with are solved with a basic "Have you thought about talking about this with your partner?"

[Atramental]

Got a hiking “date” lined up with a girl who I went to that strip club (with a bunch of other friends). 

She’s chubby at the moment and is trying to lose weight but I’ve seen her pics when she’s fit and she’s pretty cute.

[BisMarckie]

Long term weight loss investment

[I'm a Puppy!]

She’s chubby

Pro tip. If you're not OK just leaving at this and she were to stay the same size then don't waste either of yours' time.

[nachobro]

but also get her on keto cause fuck it, worth a shot

[Atramental]

She’s chubby

Pro tip. If you're not OK just leaving at this and she were to stay the same size then don't waste either of yours' time.

Her current size is fine cuz... I’ve fucked fatter. 

[Rahxephon91]

I don’t even know what “chubby” is today. All my online dating matches have been what I’d call chubby but not like overweight, but I also don’t just think a girl who’s not super skinny is chubby. I showed one of my female coworkers them and she thought they were pretty. I don’t know, maybe my tastes are fucked up.

[Atramental]

Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with. 

[shosta]

Long term weight loss investment

[team filler]

Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with. 

soon to be (((redacted))) girl

[Atramental]

Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with. 

soon to be (((redacted))) girl

I can't believe that actually got me 

[Rahxephon91]

Well she texted me again to play video games again. Albeit with her friend. Though she stayed online a bit afterword to talk for a few.

Maybe things are going ok. Maybe she like to take things slow. I think I do to as I’m a reserved person who doesn’t like to rush into things and finds it more natural to slowly get to know people. I don’t know, but the flip side of my brain also gets nervous and wants to simply know but even if she said she liked me or whatever I’d probably find something else to worry about.

Everyone’s advice is to just not overthink things. And it’s something I really need to do.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Here's what I'd do.

1) Assume nothing is going to happen
2) I don't have so many friends that I can turn away people that want to be my friend. Maybe you do, but I don't.
3) Use this as a way to get comfortable around people of the opposite sex and meet other people like her.
4) DO NOT allow yourself to become a shoulder to cry on, unless you're OK with this never moving out of the friend zone.
5) Don't follow her around like a puppy dog.  Do things as they are convenient to you.

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah I already got the feeling that she probably just wanted to be friends. Which is fine. It’s not like I’m going to dislike a person for that. But yes that’s the vibe I get. Though it would have been easier to just say that from the get go and not even agree to hang out, but yes I get she probably didn’t want to hurt my feelings.

And I am comfortable around women......women who I don’t want to have sex with.

And you’re right I have to be happy with myself and it’s not like I hate myself or anything. I think I’m an ok person who can be pretty fun to be around with.

But it’s hard to be happy when I feel so unfulfilled and a loser in the sex and women area. I mean I’m a 28 male who has had one ok sexual experience and I get that it’s not as uncommon as I probably think it is but I like sex and I like women and it’s so frustrating and you lose motivation and a positive outlook when you keep faking. I’m just getting really tired of making myself valunerable and I know Puppy’s guitar example is the truth but it dosing make you feel better when it seems everyone is at least having some success regardless of how much or how little they try.

I mean at some point I don’t even know what I’m supposed to do. Like I don’t want to buy escorts for sex and I don’t want to become bitter.

I mean this is just me ranting. In a few days or weeks or whatever I probably won’t even care anymore it I mean I’ll probably just fall into this again.

[Rahxephon91]

Well I hope dating in my 30s is better though I’m not looking forward to older women with children. My 20s are a wash.

[CatsCatsCats]

Older women with children

[Transhuman]

What do you do if the girl or boy you're dating is so culturally illiterate that thier idea of an 'arteur Hollywood director' is M. Night Shyamalan?

[Rahxephon91]

Older women with children

Having to take care of someone else’s child does not sound appealing at all. I get that it reflects poorly on me, but I don’t like the idea. Well it’s not like I’m dating anytime soon. I just wish my 20s would have been better. My learning experiences seem fucked up.

[Raist]

Older women with children

Out of context, this post has terrible optics. Yikes.

[brawndolicious]

What do you do if the girl or boy you're dating is so culturally illiterate that thier idea of an 'arteur Hollywood director' is M. Night Shyamalan?

Is it the red pill or the blue pill that will allow you to masturbate to your waifus?

[Rahxephon91]

Your hormones might help you get over the lack of sex aspect in your 30s.  Or you'll end up like me with a debilitating sex addiction raw dogging strange women while your wife runs errands for an hour.

So what you're telling me is I"ll lose my sex drive and I never got to use it.

Why don't I just off myself now.

Why would I even want to date by then?

[CatsCatsCats]

What do you do if the girl or boy you're dating is so culturally illiterate that thier idea of an 'arteur Hollywood director' is M. Night Shyamalan?

Take them to see Glass?

[naff]

I feel like I only caused confusion. But I do sorta get his point.  We'll see.

Sounds like these people needed to be confused/presented with conflicting arguments to really consider their relationships. Sounds like a very interesting situation to be put in, I'd be so instantly dubious of anyone claiming to be something like a "relationship expert" (not that you did, the pastor tho lol), but I can see group therapy like that being quite nice for older insular couples needing a bit of perspective.

[tiesto]

Well I hope dating in my 30s is better though I’m not looking forward to older women with children. My 20s are a wash.

If it makes you feel any better I've had 2 long term relationships while in my 30's, my ex and also my current girlfriend are both in their 20's, no kids.

[BlueTsunami]

Well I hope dating in my 30s is better though I’m not looking forward to older women with children. My 20s are a wash.

You ever had to shit so badly you resigned to dumping in a shit smeared vomit covered McD's bathroom? Thats how women approach dating in their 30s

[Rahxephon91]

Well I hope dating in my 30s is better though I’m not looking forward to older women with children. My 20s are a wash.

You ever had to shit so badly you resigned to dumping in a shit smeared vomit covered McD's bathroom? Thats how women approach dating in their 30s

This isn’t really an encouraging analogy. And I’m sure most of them themselves will be experienced and not wanting someone who still has to ask a gaming forum for help.

But you know at this point I’m just ranting.

[Valkyrie]

Atra, we support your quest into the BSDM scene but don't you think this is a bit too much?

[nachobro]

Ew who dates women in their 30s?

60 year olds

[Rahxephon91]

I mean you can joke, but even most of you have to admit it would have sucked to not really have any sex during your 20s and to skip having sex with 20 year olds.

[BlueTsunami]

20 year olds are still in play, you just gotta up your game. Passing into your 30s isnt like being exiled in Judge Dredd. Plus younger women seem to like dating older dudes. The ball is in your court my friend. Always has been always will be. I like older women because theyre all about that fuck and run lifestyle, the ones jaded enough like me.

Now finding that ride or die, thats the dream 

[Atramental]

It sounds like you need to get yourself a much more outgoing wingman friend, Rahx.

My boy H. and I have been getting into all sorts of crazy shenanigans. Plus, we're both kinda fruity and some girls seem to dig that. 

[CatsCatsCats]

As a man, 20 year olds are pretty much always on the plate, tbh. In fact, it could be easier for you to get a 20something in your 30s. Potentially even MORE easy in your 40s if you become the right kind of 40 year old. If fucking girls in their 20s is your only goal in life 🤷‍♀️

[Oblivion]

Older women with children

Having to take care of someone else’s child does not sound appealing at all. I get that it reflects poorly on me, but I don’t like the idea. Well it’s not like I’m dating anytime soon. I just wish my 20s would have been better. My learning experiences seem fucked up.

I presume CCC was referring mainly to the phenomenon that said women tend to have massive knockers due to the effects of childbirth.






...a phenomenon which I've been told may not exist and the exact opposite may occur in most cases.  :'(

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I have an easy time dating girls in their 20s when I’m in my 30s.  Most guys in their twenties are garbage.  It’s easy pickings if you have your shit together.

[Oblivion]

Btw, I got laid recently after a long dry spell. The lady in question was a Russian cougar.

Overall, not bad. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with. 

A chubby Jewish girl, eh?  How are her tits?

[Oblivion]

Hate to admit it, but I was kind of a late bloomer, so I didn't really get much action with girls in their 20s when I was in my 20s. To this day I've only dated a handful of them. The vast, vast majority of my partners have been over 30. Not that there's anything wrong with that per se, but let's be real, 20 year olds are built differently. I got pretty close to snagging a few while I was finishing up my degree, but they tended to fall through ,sadly.

[benjipwns]

Btw, I got laid recently after a long dry spell. The lady in question was a Russian cougar.

Just sent this to Robert Mueller.

[BlueTsunami]

Btw, I got laid recently after a long dry spell. The lady in question was a Russian cougar.

Overall, not bad. 

Russian cougar Fuuck

Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with. 

A chubby Jewish girl, eh?  How are her tits?

Any answer other than fucking massive has to be a fabrication

[Atramental]

Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with. 

A chubby Jewish girl, eh?  How are her tits?

They’re pretty large.

KHAZAR MILKERS as the 4chan kiddies would say. 

[team filler]

Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with. 

A chubby Jewish girl, eh?  How are her tits?

They’re pretty large.

KHAZAR MILKERS as the 4chan kiddies would say. 

[Atramental]

[team filler]

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[Oblivion]

Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.

[Rahxephon91]

God’s chosen people.

[tiesto]

Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.

Polish and Irish women too, although the latter usually have flat asses...

[BlueTsunami]

Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.

Polish and Irish women too, although the latter usually have flat asses...

The Irish curse

[I'm a Puppy!]

Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.

Quoi?
I've never seen an average jewish woman whose boobs could out do an average black woman's boobs.

[tiesto]

I lost my virginity to a big boobed Jewish chick.

[shosta]

Actually, so did I. She looks pretty close to Abigail Shapiro, too.