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« Reply #9600 on: January 09, 2019, 05:54:00 PM »
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« Reply #9601 on: January 09, 2019, 06:05:42 PM »
Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.

Polish and Irish women too, although the latter usually have flat asses...

Definitely agreed on the Polish, but Irish? I mean, they tend to be hot, sure, but in my experiences I haven't encountered many that were busty.

Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.
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I've never seen an average jewish woman whose boobs could out do an average black woman's boobs. :confused

Well, yeah. In terms of absolute size, I think you're right. Black chicks on average are way bigger. But more Jewish women on average may be busty compared to the average black woman. At least, from what I've seen.

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« Reply #9603 on: January 09, 2019, 06:27:36 PM »
Almost makes up for her god awful song she sang on Bill Nye’s Netflix shitfest.  Almost.
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« Reply #9604 on: January 09, 2019, 07:09:14 PM »




Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, we watched the first part of 120 Days of Sodom at my friend H.'s apartment and openly talked about a Serbian Film.

So, this one is a keeper for sure.  :doge
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« Reply #9605 on: January 09, 2019, 07:57:30 PM »
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Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, we watched the first part of 120 of Sodom at my friend H.'s apartment and openly talked about a Serbian Film.

So, this one is a keeper for sure.  :doge

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« Reply #9606 on: January 10, 2019, 02:21:49 AM »
Jewish women, more than any other ethnicity I've noticed, seem to have a very high correlation with having huge juggs.
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I've never seen an average jewish woman whose boobs could out do an average black woman's boobs. :confused
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« Reply #9607 on: January 10, 2019, 06:38:39 AM »
I have an easy time dating girls in their 20s when I’m in my 30s.  Most guys in their twenties are garbage.  It’s easy pickings if you have your shit together.
I can believe this. But I’m also pretty sure you had plenty of sex and female experience from your 20s to learn from and build upon into your 30s so of course “you can have your shit together”. Good luck being a 30 year old who fucks like a teen because of no experience to learn from. Yes, I’m sure that’s appealing.

Comments like these are just cold comforts to me.

My friend messaged me today to ask me about the new girl and I told him it probably won’t happen. And his reply was the usual bs.

“Oh it will eventually happen. It happens when you don’t expect it”

Well that’s a nice thought but I haven’t been expecting it for over 10 years now. How many years do I have to wait? Seems to happen quite often to others. Why do I have to wait such a long time and when did waiting become how this happens?

“Oh don’t obsess over it”.

That’s fine, but I’m not. I go about my life like I normally would. I enjoy things like I normally would. I’m not physically hurt. I just become frustrated because I’m a normal person who would like to have sex and connect with others. I don’t think that’s abnormal to want or think about.

I’m sure his heart is in the right place and it’s all anyone can say. Though these things all come from people who have had plenty of sex and relationships and have no reason to doubt their ability to have them again.

And yeah I know this is just me whining, but I just need to because in the end I know most of what people say is correct but I’m still annoyed at it.

But in more less whining news I guess I’m ok just being friends with the girl. Which I guess means I’ve passed the incel douche test. We’ve been playing Battlefield and texting recently and I guess I’m happy with it staying like  that. I mean I get the vibe that she just wants friends and that’s cool. I do like having someone to play video games with. She’s a funny Daria like girl. And at least further evidence to me that some women think I’m ok at least.

But I guess as a resort of seeing that road kind of “close” I restarted tinder but it’s just the same people and this isn’t the way I like to meet people.

So I mean I feel like I’m just kind of at zero again. I don’t like online dating, there’s no real prospects, and my social circle has no women I’d be interested in.But I guess I know I’m not a shitty person, so there’s that. Well thank god for porn.

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« Reply #9608 on: January 10, 2019, 09:56:39 AM »
Oh man, what would i give for a hot gamer chick. Most good looking women here are pretty basic and boring.

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« Reply #9609 on: January 10, 2019, 10:54:26 AM »
Oh man, what would i give for a hot gamer chick. Most good looking women here are pretty basic and boring.

Are you near DC? Go to Magfest if so, lots of good looking gamer chicks there. Or if not try to find a local gaming con.
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« Reply #9610 on: January 10, 2019, 10:56:08 AM »
Also, this will be the first Jewish girl I’ve ever gone out with.  :doge

A chubby Jewish girl, eh?  How are her tits?
They’re pretty large.

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« Reply #9611 on: January 10, 2019, 12:06:14 PM »
Oh man, what would i give for a hot gamer chick. Most good looking women here are pretty basic and boring.

Are you near DC? Go to Magfest if so, lots of good looking gamer chicks there. Or if not try to find a local gaming con.

It's only 7000km to DC over the ocean  :doge

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« Reply #9612 on: January 10, 2019, 12:38:07 PM »
I don't think there is any correlation between having a lot of partners and being good at sex. If you're horny, in decent shape, and pay attention to your partners cues then you're going to be able to navigate in the direction that they want.

That's why the first time you bang is always a little awkward since it's just hands everywhere as you get to know each others preferences.

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« Reply #9613 on: January 10, 2019, 01:24:03 PM »
Oh man, what would i give for a hot gamer chick. Most good looking women here are pretty basic and boring.

Are you near DC? Go to Magfest if so, lots of good looking gamer chicks there. Or if not try to find a local gaming con.

It's only 7000km to DC over the ocean  :doge

Do it, if Atra can drive 3 hours for a dead-end date you can fly across the pond for a chance to ogle hot gamer chicks  8)

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« Reply #9614 on: January 10, 2019, 01:58:12 PM »
I don't think there is any correlation between having a lot of partners and being good at sex. If you're horny, in decent shape, and pay attention to your partners cues then you're going to be able to navigate in the direction that they want.

That's why the first time you bang is always a little awkward since it's just hands everywhere as you get to know each others preferences.
Theres probably a correlation with having a better idea and being more comfortable doing it.

And I wasn’t talking about number of partners. I was talking about number of times doing it in general.

I’ve had only one sexual encounter that was with someone I liked that wasn’t awkward and was actually fun because I was comfortable with the person. That kind of blows as I approach 30.

But hey I guess you lose your sex drive in your 30s so it doesn’t matter.

I wonder how all of you who are saying it’s no big deal sex life was in your late teens early 20s. I know the answer really is there is no personal time table blah blah blah, but still.
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« Reply #9615 on: January 10, 2019, 03:24:59 PM »
I haven't lost my sex drive yet.  Going on 33 and I think I'm worse than I was 10 years ago to be honest. 

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« Reply #9616 on: January 10, 2019, 03:38:04 PM »
it's all about empathy. and noises.
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« Reply #9617 on: January 10, 2019, 03:45:26 PM »
Pressing lightly on the anus :aah
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« Reply #9618 on: January 10, 2019, 03:52:15 PM »
You guys are weird.  The extra life is won by licking her butthole.  Because even if you nut in 3 seconds flat, she'll give you another shot because you had your tongue up her ass for 30 minutes.

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« Reply #9619 on: January 10, 2019, 03:53:23 PM »
Wait, her butthole? I was talking about mine.
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« Reply #9620 on: January 10, 2019, 04:47:44 PM »
I haven't lost my sex drive yet.  Going on 33 and I think I'm worse than I was 10 years ago to be honest.
For me it's not that my sex drive is higher. It's that its "wiser" if that makes any sense.
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« Reply #9621 on: January 10, 2019, 05:58:05 PM »
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« Reply #9622 on: January 10, 2019, 06:24:48 PM »
Glute bridges and hip thrusts for days at the gym
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« Reply #9623 on: January 10, 2019, 06:41:23 PM »
That time when it's almost February and all your friends are making plans to be unavailable for weeks doing Valentines stuff with their SOs and you've got no plans all month...  :'(

I messaged and was talking to a bunch of people around thanksgiving/early december to the point where I was overwhelmed by too many people talking to and couldn't keep up texting them all regularly. So about a month ago I stopped using all online dating apps and just focused on the people left that I was talking to and going on first dates with them. Went on a handful, nothing worked out. So now thinking about starting fresh again and messaging some new people.

I think if I do I'm going old-school and just messaging/meeting 1 person at a time. It sucks because when they don't message you back you've got nothing else going on and no one else to talk to, but it frees up more time. Problem is I've already found 2 people that liked my profile and I'm interested in replying back to so gonna break the rule off the bat and start talking to 2 people :X Don't want to wait it out and then they're 3 weeks into dating someone else and getting serious when we have our first date and then they're gone.

One of the gals is almost 6'  :heartbeat

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« Reply #9624 on: January 10, 2019, 07:18:58 PM »
You really only need to fuck like 10-20 times to get the hang of it IMO. Read some articles too. The dick game isn't that difficult. Just don't blow early and pay attention to her vocalizations and movement and breathing. Don't be afraid to ask her what angle is working. Women will usually want different thrusts in the different stages leading up to orgasm. Also, if they tell you "Right there!" or "Just like that, just like that," keep doing that.

Cardiovascular fitness also helps. Sometimes right before they reach orgasm, they just want to get fucked hard, and you can't be getting out of breath and shit. If you can run at least 2 miles, you're probably fine on that front.
And let me guess. You figured this out before you were 30.

But it doesn’t matter right now because I won’t be having sex anytime soon. I don’t even want to attempt to meet people right now. Doing this routine over and over again is depressing. I don’t know how people do it. It’s scary.

Maybe in 2020 when I’m 30 and 30 year old women are so desperate the standards are super low.

I’m just worried if I’m going to become more fucked up.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2019, 07:46:27 PM by Rahxephon91 »

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« Reply #9625 on: January 10, 2019, 07:41:14 PM »
All I can say is that every woman I've had sex with has invited me back a second time. That's my personal barometer for success. 8)

I haven't lost my sex drive yet.  Going on 33 and I think I'm worse than I was 10 years ago to be honest.

Holy shit, you're younger than me you son of a bitch! :punch

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« Reply #9626 on: January 10, 2019, 08:01:16 PM »
Weird thing about sex. To be good at it you have to be both confident and unconfident. If that makes sense?
You have to be confident enough so they don't feel like you're a loser or completely lost. But at the same time, you can't be so confident that you're like "Don't worry I know what you'll like" and not listen. A lot of the complaints I've heard from women about their sex partners was an excess of confidence and they didn't listen.

Key thing is, if you just listen and watch for the queues you'll be fine.  Another odd thing about sex, when it comes to pleasing women it's 90% technique and 10% enthusiasm. For men, reverse those numbers.
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« Reply #9627 on: January 10, 2019, 09:53:07 PM »
Every girl is going to be different.  There is no one size fits all approach.  Although generally I like to test the waters by fingerbanging her.  There’s actually a porno floating out there on the internet of me getting a porn star off in less than 20 seconds by fingerblasting her.
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« Reply #9628 on: January 10, 2019, 09:56:50 PM »
learning how to to fingerblast the shit out of a girl is a good bet. With one of my exes, normal routine was have sex, I finish, and then I just go to town for like thirty seconds or a minute for "her turn". Or the reverse order.
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« Reply #9629 on: January 11, 2019, 12:32:45 AM »
Oh man, what would i give for a hot gamer chick. Most good looking women here are pretty basic and boring.

Are you near DC? Go to Magfest if so, lots of good looking gamer chicks there. Or if not try to find a local gaming con.

I've never read a bigger lie in MY LIFE.

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« Reply #9630 on: January 11, 2019, 02:15:24 AM »
But it doesn’t matter right now because I won’t be having sex anytime soon. I don’t even want to attempt to meet people right now. Doing this routine over and over again is depressing. I don’t know how people do it. It’s scary.

Maybe in 2020 when I’m 30 and 30 year old women are so desperate the standards are super low.

I’m just worried if I’m going to become more fucked up.

So you want to be good at sex to make yourself feel good? I think I just solved an upside down puzzle.

But seriously, your attitude towards your dick is the same one an internet troll takes towards their keyboard. A bit uncouth.

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« Reply #9631 on: January 11, 2019, 02:38:05 AM »
rahx needs some good dope whores in his life. have a bunch of nasty bareback sex with some sluts who like to party with coke/meth/whatever puts them in thotmode.
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« Reply #9632 on: January 11, 2019, 05:03:04 AM »
Is filler a hillbilly or something

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« Reply #9633 on: January 11, 2019, 05:07:20 AM »
says the bogan  ::)
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« Reply #9634 on: January 11, 2019, 05:19:20 AM »

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« Reply #9635 on: January 11, 2019, 05:36:07 AM »
But it doesn’t matter right now because I won’t be having sex anytime soon. I don’t even want to attempt to meet people right now. Doing this routine over and over again is depressing. I don’t know how people do it. It’s scary.

Maybe in 2020 when I’m 30 and 30 year old women are so desperate the standards are super low.

I’m just worried if I’m going to become more fucked up.

So you want to be good at sex to make yourself feel good? I think I just solved an upside down puzzle.

But seriously, your attitude towards your dick is the same one an internet troll takes towards their keyboard. A bit uncouth.
I mean I don't think that's what I'm saying. I'm saying being a sexual loser is'nt going to be appealing to anyone. I'm saying having no experince is'nt going to help attract anyone as no one especially in thier 30s is going to want to be with someone who really hasn't had sex. I'm saying that missing experiences that normal people is'nt going to help me actually have any success in dating. I don't know how I can be uncouth to something I don't get to use.

I get that it's an uphill battle, but it's not a very pleasant one.

And what puzzle? Oh no I want to be good and take part in an activity that humanity as a whole enjoys. The horror.

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« Reply #9637 on: January 11, 2019, 05:48:35 AM »
learning how to to fingerblast the shit out of a girl is a good bet. With one of my exes, normal routine was have sex, I finish, and then I just go to town for like thirty seconds or a minute for "her turn". Or the reverse order.

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« Reply #9638 on: January 11, 2019, 06:06:22 AM »
Key thing is, if you just listen and watch for the queues you'll be fine.  Another odd thing about sex, when it comes to pleasing women it's 90% technique and 10% enthusiasm. For men, reverse those numbers.

Is this about some gangbang situation? And a bisexual one, too :thinking

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« Reply #9639 on: January 11, 2019, 08:57:49 PM »
Sometimes I’ll come up behind my gf, kiss her neck while using my left hand to (very lightly) tease and twist on her left nipple while using my right hand to rub her clit.  She loves it.  There’s a free tip for you, Rahxephon.
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« Reply #9640 on: January 11, 2019, 10:06:34 PM »
Hopefully I’ll remember it if I ever get the chance to use it.

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« Reply #9641 on: January 11, 2019, 10:08:04 PM »
Sometimes I come behind my wife and we share a burning, passionate, romantic decades long relationship that touches our very souls. She loves it. Another free tip for you, Rahx.
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« Reply #9642 on: January 11, 2019, 10:30:03 PM »
Sometimes I’ll come up behind my gf, kiss her neck while using my left hand to (very lightly) tease and twist on her left nipple while using my right hand to rub her clit.  She loves it.  There’s a free tip for you, Rahxephon.
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« Reply #9643 on: January 11, 2019, 10:30:30 PM »
Well of the 2 people I was gonna message with my fresh start, the 6' tall one immediately unmatched me. Guess she didn't see my height the first time! Never giving up the dream of dating a cool tall gal.
The other person I messaged but haven't heard back. Fingers crossed! Not gonna message other people in the meantime, just gonna do other stuff and give it a day or two.

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« Reply #9644 on: January 11, 2019, 11:20:24 PM »
“Oh don’t worry about anything”

Says people who don’t have these problems.

And yes 30 is older and when you’re supposed to be more mature. Where you’re supposed to have an actual clue. 20s are where you were supposed to make your mistakes and learn from it. Not waste them.

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« Reply #9645 on: January 11, 2019, 11:58:01 PM »
Less whining. More twisting.
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« Reply #9646 on: January 12, 2019, 12:48:00 AM »
try n untwist my balloon knot with your tongue, rahx. I'll learn you everything you need to know, big boy  :-[
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« Reply #9647 on: January 12, 2019, 11:16:25 AM »
Got a hiking “date” lined up with a girl who I went to that strip club (with a bunch of other friends).  :doge

She’s chubby at the moment and is trying to lose weight but I’ve seen her pics when she’s fit and she’s pretty cute.
Had sex last night with her.  :mynicca

Also, she’s not Jewish lol.  :doge

But her milkers are still big. :aah

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« Reply #9648 on: January 12, 2019, 07:30:57 PM »
my girl makes me come fast but i'm not embarrassed

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« Reply #9649 on: January 12, 2019, 09:31:25 PM »
“Oh don’t worry about anything”

Says people who don’t have these problems.

And yes 30 is older and when you’re supposed to be more mature. Where you’re supposed to have an actual clue. 20s are where you were supposed to make your mistakes and learn from it. Not waste them.

These problems are totally surmountable. That's the point.




I was 24 when I had my first real, solid relationship. Everything I had in college was a bunch of drunk fuck-buddy shit. Now I'm in a happy relationship at 34. You'll be my age in 5 years. I don't consider myself a romantic failure. 5 years you have before you're my age.

It doesn't fucking matter when you learn this shit as long as you do learn it.
I mean I wouldn’t call you a sexual loser either....

On account that you had plenty of sex in college, sex probably after college, and an actual relationship before 30.

I mean you’ve kind of proved my point here man.

At this point even the “loser” of my friend group has a steady girlfriend and not sex then I ever will. Even Atra is doing better than me.

Also what 30+ year old women probably with a kid is going to want someone starting from 0? None. It’s impossible for you to relate.

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« Reply #9650 on: January 12, 2019, 09:35:53 PM »
i've had plenty of sex and i can barely manage five minutes if i find her hot, and that's if i'm lucky

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« Reply #9651 on: January 12, 2019, 09:52:09 PM »
my girl makes me come fast but i'm not embarrassed

I miss the time where this was taken as a sign of endearment. Porn had fucked us all up. I aint tryna fuck for 2 hours.
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« Reply #9652 on: January 13, 2019, 03:20:01 AM »
i've had plenty of sex and i can barely manage five minutes if i find her hot, and that's if i'm lucky
Is that why you lasted 30 minutes with me ?! :brazilcry
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« Reply #9653 on: January 15, 2019, 01:12:07 PM »
Gf and I moving in together next month

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #9654 on: January 15, 2019, 01:38:18 PM »
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #9655 on: January 16, 2019, 02:45:22 PM »
Got the number of a girl I've known casually for a while.  We started talking and maybe its been a while since I've dealt with crazy, but jesus fucking christ she's crazy.  Not even the hot kind of crazy.   Like insane hot/cold shit going on.  For example, out of nowhere yesterday right after we met up she sends a text saying thank you for seeing her and blah blah, real nice.  Then within a few minutes turns into a huge nutter and ends with shit like "oh you think just because I talk to you I like you?  I talk to lots of people I don't like" like with no hint of a joke.  So I said whatevs and left it with something like "well okay then".  Then she texts me this morning with a "so you're not talking to me anymore?" and doing the same shit.  yeahhhhhhhh.  fuck this.  She's not young either.  Just fucking crazy.  I don't know if she thinks it's hot or what, but fuck that. 

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #9656 on: January 16, 2019, 02:55:25 PM »
When I see women like that I always think that the reason they're like that is because they're used to being allowed to be like that. Good for you for being like "Nope"
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #9657 on: January 16, 2019, 03:13:14 PM »
Got the number of a girl I've known casually for a while.  We started talking and maybe its been a while since I've dealt with crazy, but jesus fucking christ she's crazy.  Not even the hot kind of crazy.   Like insane hot/cold shit going on.  For example, out of nowhere yesterday right after we met up she sends a text saying thank you for seeing her and blah blah, real nice.  Then within a few minutes turns into a huge nutter and ends with shit like "oh you think just because I talk to you I like you?  I talk to lots of people I don't like" like with no hint of a joke.  So I said whatevs and left it with something like "well okay then".  Then she texts me this morning with a "so you're not talking to me anymore?" and doing the same shit.  yeahhhhhhhh.  fuck this.  She's not young either.  Just fucking crazy.  I don't know if she thinks it's hot or what, but fuck that. 

Shes def hoping you'll simp out and lean into the chase for her. Little does she know who she's tryna play
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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #9658 on: January 16, 2019, 04:01:07 PM »
Yeah, that’s a single mans trap there, good dodge

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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #9659 on: January 16, 2019, 07:11:40 PM »
Yeah I figured she has flunky dudes that put up with that shit. She apparently isn’t ignored often because she flipped her lid over that too and I just felt even better. Shame because we got along good and she was cool... until she was nuts.