Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1866024 times)

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #12660 on:** February 11, 2020, 09:24:15 PM »

I’m hide you after I leave my spl

You’re a good dude, shost

toku · « **Reply #12661 on:** February 11, 2020, 09:25:23 PM »

love you bro

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #12662 on:** February 11, 2020, 09:31:46 PM »

I’ll give y’all the meat since I gave ya the tease. Past couple weekends I spent hanging out with my soon to be ex, mostly, and I feel so stupid, what a backslide, I see her as straight up using me for my companionship. I’m trying to hang on til she leaves, but I need to start a new life. It’s so hard to do with her still SHARING A FUCKING BED WITH ME AHHHHHH

Tuesday is my night off from family obligation and that’s why I’m wilin out venting

Toku, I think my best life is sharing some rum drink with you on a beach, all like, “bless up”

james · « **Reply #12663 on:** February 11, 2020, 09:43:32 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:31:46 PM

I’ll give y’all the meat since I gave ya the tease. Past couple weekends I spent hanging out with my soon to be ex, mostly, and I feel so stupid, what a backslide, I see her as straight up using me for my companionship. I’m trying to hang on til she leaves, but I need to start a new life. It’s so hard to do with her still SHARING A FUCKING BED WITH ME AHHHHHH

Tuesday is my night off from family obligation and that’s why I’m wilin out venting

Toku, I think my best life is sharing some run drink with you on a beach, all like, “bless up”

I wish my girl used me for companionship

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #12664 on:** February 11, 2020, 09:54:01 PM »

No you don’t, fam.

james · « **Reply #12665 on:** February 11, 2020, 10:00:43 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:54:01 PM

No you don’t, fam.

Yes I do, bro.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #12666 on:** February 11, 2020, 10:03:53 PM »

James

How soon can you be in Oregon so I can buy you a drink, sir?

james · « **Reply #12667 on:** February 11, 2020, 11:37:15 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 10:03:53 PM

James

How soon can you be in Oregon so I can buy you a drink, sir?

Im off the wagon right now but I'll take a diet coke

bluemax · « **Reply #12668 on:** February 12, 2020, 12:28:15 AM »

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 11, 2020, 12:07:44 PM

Quote from: Esch on February 09, 2020, 06:35:25 PM
Dog.... You gotta stop texting her for your own good. Just reading this is painful

I agree. Love yourself some and cut your losses.

It's hard to wander in the desert for 10 years, find an oasis and then have it tell you to go away before you've had your fill.

Quote from: Esch on February 11, 2020, 12:58:14 PM

Quote from: bluemax on February 09, 2020, 07:10:27 PM
Quote from: Esch on February 09, 2020, 06:35:25 PM
Dog.... You gotta stop texting her for your own good. Just reading this is painful

I know... it's pretty obvious by now and I just am struggling to accept, so I keep lying to myself, even though I know.

Go cold turkey, be free homie. It's a good thing. She was treating you like shit in the first place from what I remember reading. It's a big city with a lot of cute and interesting people. Enjoy yourself.

10 YEARS

Anywho, she did text me Monday morning, we chatted a bit. I'm doing my best to not act on every little impulse to text her, I promise.

Ghoul · « **Reply #12669 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:09:19 AM »

Go out on Thursday night, plenty women looking for a valentine on that night. It's like deer hunting season.

Go get got guys!

BIONIC · « **Reply #12670 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:35:01 AM »

Getting out of the house

VomKriege · « **Reply #12671 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:50:13 AM »

Quote from: james on February 11, 2020, 10:00:43 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:54:01 PM
No you don’t, fam.

Yes I do, bro.

Nah, fam.

benjipwns · « **Reply #12672 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:03:51 AM »

when's the last Kara update, I always seem to be like six to eight months behind him in poor decision making that I know is poor as it happens, I want a Nintendo Player's Guide this time though

benjipwns · « **Reply #12673 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:34:02 AM »

just before Iowa I sent an asking of who her candidate(s) were out of pure curiosity as most everyone else was posting their own shit where you could figure it out, and instead got back one of those "i'm being totes casual but setting up leading questions towards something personal" replies instead that seems like is moving towards setup for dumping something she's had ready and waiting because this is how it always goes

I guess I just am reacting naturally to a clear trap attempt but I don't particularly care at the moment so I might as well spring it or something, ya know, what's the worst that could happen? she gets married and denies it to me then watches me die?

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AND THE WORST PART WAS SHE NEVER TOLD ME WHICH CANDIDATES

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benjipwns · « **Reply #12674 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:54:12 AM »

tons of people in our lives for like two decades have considered us their real life OTP because they don't see the codependent side that we both can sometimes be in denial about ourselves

I guess I did wish the other week that I could think of some new project to take up some more excess time

benjipwns · « **Reply #12675 on:** February 12, 2020, 06:02:00 AM »

just realized that it's basic stuff like the fact I'm actually talking about it in this thread that makes it all so obvious, I never post about my regular boring dating things because I'll read a few posts in the thread and go "wow, I'm nicely boring and this two date that ended mutually was fine, just fine, time to read some ResetERA.com shitposts instead"

james · « **Reply #12676 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:29:56 PM »

Does Benji get more action than me?

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #12677 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:40:52 PM »

Hard to imagine Benji on a date tbh
I'm just imagining someone real skittish and likely to run up a tree when asked "so what are we"

Either that or failed stemming of libertarian talking points

skullstorm · « **Reply #12678 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM »

I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers and extensive shitposting

I'm guessing he also keeps dossiers on all the women he meets

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #12679 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:44:01 PM »

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM

I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers and extensive shitposting

I'm guessing he also keeps dossiers on all the women he meets

I was trying to think of a way to come up with a ribbing about Benji's doxxing habits in it. Dossiers on the waiters maybe?

VomKriege · « **Reply #12680 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:45:06 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 12, 2020, 04:40:52 PM

Hard to imagine Benji on a date tbh
I'm just imagining someone real skittish and likely to run up a tree when asked "so what are we"

Either that or failed stemming of libertarian talking points

"...and then it turned out he talked shit on a Discord ! Anyway, do you want to hear some more early US presidents trivia ?"

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I know the feeling, I go on and on about wank dads and conspiracy theories.

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naff · « **Reply #12681 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:47:18 PM »

you can give me whatever just pass me the dossiers

james · « **Reply #12682 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:51:19 PM »

Benji, have you watched the hit Netflix show "You" and also, Benji, how realistic do you find the show to be?

benjipwns · « **Reply #12683 on:** February 12, 2020, 09:06:36 PM »

People who openly and enthusiastically talk about their politics without prompting are either feds or worse, likely voters.

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM

I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers

If you have a better idea of how to fake interests so as to promote human-like connections I'd like to hear it.

VomKriege · « **Reply #12684 on:** February 13, 2020, 02:39:30 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 09:06:36 PM

People who openly and enthusiastically talk about their politics without prompting are either feds or worse, likely voters.

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers
If you have a better idea of how to fake interests so as to promote human-like connections I'd like to hear it.

DATING 👏 IS 👏 POLITICAL

BIONIC · « **Reply #12685 on:** February 13, 2020, 02:55:53 AM »

Does Benji eat ass?

skullstorm · « **Reply #12686 on:** February 13, 2020, 05:51:16 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 09:06:36 PM

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers
If you have a better idea of how to fake interests so as to promote human-like connections I'd like to hear it.

skullstorm · « **Reply #12687 on:** February 13, 2020, 05:52:13 AM »

Quote from: BIONIC on February 13, 2020, 02:55:53 AM

Does Benji eat ass?

Don't cats lick their own asses?

Raist · « **Reply #12688 on:** February 13, 2020, 05:54:17 AM »

One of the many reasons cats are just a superior life form.

james · « **Reply #12689 on:** February 13, 2020, 09:42:34 AM »

Women are problematic

benjipwns · « **Reply #12690 on:** February 13, 2020, 10:28:20 AM »

Quote from: BIONIC on February 13, 2020, 02:55:53 AM

Does Benji eat ass?

It's the least we can do.

naff · « **Reply #12691 on:** February 13, 2020, 02:09:55 PM »

bluemax · « **Reply #12692 on:** February 13, 2020, 10:06:09 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on February 13, 2020, 02:39:30 AM

Quote from: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 09:06:36 PM
People who openly and enthusiastically talk about their politics without prompting are either feds or worse, likely voters.

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers
If you have a better idea of how to fake interests so as to promote human-like connections I'd like to hear it.

DATING 👏 IS 👏 POLITICAL

The number of girls I've met who recoil when talking about the Libertarians they despised but still hooked up with is non zero.

james · « **Reply #12693 on:** February 14, 2020, 02:03:56 PM »

Just landed a last minute date for tonight

I don't know anything about her. But I won't be alone

BIONIC · « **Reply #12694 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:00:08 PM »

Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 02:03:56 PM

Just landed a last minute date for tonight

I don't know anything about her. But I won't be alone

Make sure to bring her back by curfew

team filler · « **Reply #12695 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:09:01 PM »

james · « **Reply #12696 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:13:14 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on February 14, 2020, 04:00:08 PM

Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 02:03:56 PM
Just landed a last minute date for tonight

I don't know anything about her. But I won't be alone

Make sure to bring her back by curfew

She's 28 but beggars can't be choosers!

james · « **Reply #12697 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:13:44 PM »

Speaking of young kids, wheres Atra at? He's got to have fun vday stories

team filler · « **Reply #12698 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:15:45 PM »

[pbuh]

james · « **Reply #12699 on:** February 14, 2020, 06:58:48 PM »

She's 45 minutes late

team filler · « **Reply #12700 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:00:39 PM »

james · « **Reply #12701 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:10:24 PM »

Best things are worth waiting for

Right boys

Boys

?

james · « **Reply #12702 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:19:04 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:14:54 PM

show us all the texts that prove that you two even had something lined up

I never said I had texts bro she's from the internet. I don't even know her name

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #12703 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:21:18 PM »

Make sure you're standing so you can react properly when told to "take a seat over there".

james · « **Reply #12704 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:23:17 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 14, 2020, 07:21:18 PM

Make sure you're standing so you can react properly when told to "take a seat over there".

It's a bar so iding is not my job

james · « **Reply #12705 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:24:42 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:23:41 PM

Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:19:04 PM
I never said I had texts bro she's from the internet. I don't even know her name
interesting. so you have tinder or okc screencaps or PMs or DMs or something right

Well it's reddit

james · « **Reply #12706 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:26:36 PM »

Yolo

She says there's traffic

james · « **Reply #12707 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:27:06 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:26:20 PM

you exchanged private information with someone on reddit, enough to set up a real date at a real location, but you don't have each others' phone numbers and you didn't text to confirm this morning?

We have been talking through the reddit dm system

And no private info was exchanged. I said 8 don't know anything

team filler · « **Reply #12708 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:28:06 PM »

you sure she didn't say "I got caught, I'm being traffdicked!"?

james · « **Reply #12709 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:30:11 PM »

How do i upload image without the stupid imgur app

james · « **Reply #12710 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:32:20 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #12711 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:32:30 PM »

don't do it, james! never post proof to the bore autistys! never surrender! never trust stost!

james · « **Reply #12712 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:35:55 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:34:49 PM

what do you mean that you have "big hair"? lol

That's her

james · « **Reply #12713 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:37:18 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 14, 2020, 07:32:30 PM

don't do it, james! never post proof to the bore autistys! never surrender! never trust stost!

I just want validation

james · « **Reply #12714 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:37:56 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:36:41 PM

But you said you're waiting for her. Big Hair in that screencap is waiting for Wool Cap.

No everything is me except that

james · « **Reply #12715 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:42:32 PM »

Ok almost 90 minutes when do i tell her I'm going

team filler · « **Reply #12716 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:43:57 PM »

just get trashed and turn your phone off

BisMarckie · « **Reply #12717 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:44:37 PM »

Always leave after 30 minutes on a first date, have some self respect.

james · « **Reply #12718 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:44:38 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 14, 2020, 07:43:57 PM

just get trashed and turn your phone off

I could go home to my ex and sit next to her m the couch while she ignores me

james · « **Reply #12719 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:45:16 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:44:15 PM

Half an hour ago. Go to a mid size bar with a decent amount of people but music soft enough so that you can hear people talk and just chat up someone next to you. And ditch the cap

There's 27 girls here and 5 guys including me but not including staff

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Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1866024 times)