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[Raist]

Plot twist: the younger sister was james’ stalking target all along. Also, she’s twelve.

And identifies as a cephalopod.

[Ghoul]

The fact James is old enough to have a 10 years in the past gf makes him all the creepier lol

he's 32 now, she's now just finishing college.

[Tasty]

Is james actually James Woods or is that still only my personal pet theory?

[MMaRsu]

Ugh

I was doing so goddamn well, just focussing on myself, went running and doing pushups each day and trying to make some happn/tinder matches happen.
Hit upon a few tinder matches and one of them already wants to go out for drinks this or next week.

Then I was high on confidence, when I went to the coffee shop this saturday this sexy ginger girl who works there was behind the counter, we were talking about NYE and how it all went, I said some friends came by we went to a party on the fifth then came back down to hang out and smoke weed. She was like aw Yeah I totally get you just chilling in your new crib.. and I said (i don't know what came over me) well maybe this is kinda weird since we don't really know eachother but.. if you want we can hang out sometime and you can check out my new crib as well?

She was like.. uhh yeah that's weird.. no just kidding I'd like that that's cool! In the meantime while we were talking a line of about 10 dudes had formed behind me, so I said ok well let's plan something when there's not 10 people standing behind me in line.

Now I know I'm probably a dumbass and should have asked for her digits then and there but Im sure ill be allright. If not thats cool too. Still I feel like I should have ' closed ' the deal to hook up at least right then and there.

Now I feel like a worthless loser again, all on my own -_-. Im bored man this shit sucks.

TO TOP IT ALL OFF

The woman from work randomly started texting me over the weekend about some Witcher discussion we had at work. She thought I had said that the bard from Witcher 3 was called Roach. When I clearly was talking about the horse. So on friday after work (she normally never texts me ever unless its work related) she was like oh I understand your confusion the bard isnt called Roach but the horse is. Didn't actually respond till it was sunday but I was like ok so I was totally right. She said nah not at all you said the bard was called Roach. I was like nuhuh no way I did that'b crazy.

Not that that probably means jack shit, just annoying that she is contacting me when im trying to get over her basically -_-

Nothing important just weird af all of a sudden she's texting me.

[james]

Plot twist: the younger sister was james’ stalking target all along. Also, she’s twelve.

Well she was, at the time. Which makes her 22-23 now.

James, you need to just send her a message on facebook asking for her back.

I dont want her back, I just want to know if shes miserable without me

The fact James is old enough to have a 10 years in the past gf makes him all the creepier lol

he's 32 now, she's now just finishing college.

Whats exceptionally creepy is that you are exactly right and now Im going to kill myself

[BIONIC]

Hope you’re better at killing yourself than Shonda

I believe in you

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tasty 

[nachobro]

red lobster

[shosta]

bluemax's ex

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get a real job, then holla at me 

[nachobro]

treat yo self

[Joe Molotov]

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tasty 

Sir, this is a Arby's.

[El Babua]

ngl, Red Lobster is pretty expensive tho 

[VomKriege]

MMarsu I think you're thinking too hard about it. Going by your story your pick up game exists, you manage to create opportunities for yourself "in the wild". It will lead somewhere at one point.

Don't get angsty about your coworker. Considering the sort of trouble you had with it I'd probably just abide to "no cock on the clock" rule. She's being friendly and that's nice, enjoy it for that.

[shosta]

Maybe she's trying to reset her relationship with mmarsu after he made everything awkward.

[naff]

red lobsters menu looks like absolute shit

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tasty 

turns out she was just some fat white girl chasing after a black king  whale bitch tried to save face on her twitter, but she is a simp 

[Ghoul]

The fuck is red lobster? Some sort of poor man food?

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https://twitter.com/__SXPH/status/1214245664663724035

 

[james]

I did the all you can eat shrimp and overdosed on sodium RIP

[Ghoul]

The fuck is red lobster? Some sort of poor man food?

It’s a chain owned by the people behind Olive Garden

They are attempts at appearing fancy but super chain-y and the food is just coated in butter.

It does taste good and Red Lobster legit has live lobster on site that they kill and cook but there’s nothing subtle about the food;  salt butter pasta lobster.

You might be joking but half of you are from yurop so thought maybe you didn’t know lol

Like I said I’m not from Europe but lived here long enough to not know what it actually is,

Sounds fancy if you’re super poor though.

[shosta]

wait, where in yurop do you live, ghoul?

[BisMarckie]

A client invited us to dinner at Red Lobster at my previous job.
Probably still one of the better restaurants in St.Louis though. 

[Ghoul]

wait, where in yurop do you live, ghoul?

Why do you want to know?! No dox here.

London if you gotta know

[TEEEPO]

you gon and fucked up ghoul

[Ghoul]

you gon and fucked up ghoul

I’ve given a town... I know his face and where he lives...

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fuck his ass, ghoul!

[nachobro]

i've never been to a red lobster. it was always olive garden for fancy chain dinners back in the day

or a trip to sizzler

[Ghoul]

fuck his ass, ghoul!

Not pretty enough for me TBH. He’s only good for meth heads and sluts looking for a baby real quick

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[TVC15]

The fuck is red lobster? Some sort of poor man food?

It’s a joint that scares shit out from under your fridge and boils it for you.

[TVC15]

Olive Garden > Red Lobster

[bluemax]

bluemax's ex

I think she would've dumped me on the spot for suggesting Red Lobster. I mean we ended up going to Sprouts and getting a bunch of random food on Christmas Day because none of the non chain pizza places were open.

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We were going to go to a fancy Chinese place but one of her cats was missing for almost a day, so she was too stressed/scared to go away for that long. The cat came back not long after we got back from the store, and the food we did eat was quite delicious.

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[Raist]

Muhrican "restaurants"

[HardcoreRetro]

She thought I had said that the bard from Witcher 3 was called Roach. When I clearly was talking about the horse.

Next time you see her. Tell her that in the Spanish version of The Witcher, the horse is called La cucaracha. Do the song and dance as you say it.

Guaranteed succes.

[VomKriege]

She thought I had said that the bard from Witcher 3 was called Roach. When I clearly was talking about the horse.

Next time you see her. Tell her that in the Spanish version of The Witcher, the horse is called La cucaracha. Do the song and dance as you say it.

Guaranteed succes.

Now that's humour ! I would be totally on board to do that.

[MMaRsu]

  I dont know how to do the lecucaracha dance tho 

But thats funny haha

[BlueTsunami]

MM doing la cucaracha would probably summon some strange Norse God

[BlueTsunami]

So someone I hooked up with recently lovingly said I have really soft elbows as she caressed my right elbow. What is this.

[james]

Now Facebook is recommending the younger sister of a person I worked with in 2012

 

[MMaRsu]

brehs I went to the shop today and this girl was working again

she put my number in her phone said ill send u a msg later

she sent a message an hour later 

Now I dont know how to respond lulz

[MMaRsu]

MM doing la cucaracha would probably summon some strange Norse God

[Nintex]

brehs I went to the shop today and this girl was working again

she put my number in her phone said ill send u a msg later

she sent a message an hour later 

Now I dont know how to respond lulz

"Are you into choking?"

[MMaRsu]

well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?

lmao



I am the worst @ texting btw I hate it

[Nintex]

Hey it's an improvement to asking her if you can choke her out.

[OnlyRegret]

brehs I went to the shop today and this girl was working again

she put my number in her phone said ill send u a msg later

she sent a message an hour later 

Now I dont know how to respond lulz

"Wanna see my new H&M outfit?"

[BlueTsunami]

well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?

lmao

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I am the worst @ texting btw I hate it

The preamble is cringe but asking about her day is the way to her lily white butt

And please, relegate broaching choking until she gives you a clear sign.

[james]

A very special fuck you to TIMU



 

[BlueTsunami]

I say he goes for it anyways if she tries to make him binge The Office

[MMaRsu]

well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?

lmao

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I am the worst @ texting btw I hate it

The preamble is cringe but asking about her day is the way to her lily white butt

And please, relegate broaching choking until she gives you a clear sign.

yea I couldnt really think of anything better, she's read it but hasnt responded yet, so we'll see.

[Raist]

well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?

*fistbump emoji*

You have got to be fucking shitting me.

[MMaRsu]

well 2 hrs later I respond with Eyy *name* *fistbump emoji* Had a good day @ work?

*fistbump emoji*

You have got to be fucking shitting me.

 :'( I feel your pain because I felt the same pain when I actually typed that shit

 I mean we do fistbump in the shop when we see eachother sometimes

I guess that makes it a little better?

[james]

A very special fuck you to TIMU

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disgusting

Dating adult women is disgusting!

It makes me sick to think that adult men were attracted to 19 year old supermodel gisele bundchen

Absolutely sick to my stomach

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[BIONIC]

Now Facebook is recommending the younger sister of a person I worked with in 2012

 

[james]

Now Facebook is recommending the younger sister of a person I worked with in 2012

 

The ex-coworker is gorgeous and her fiance just got deployed

 

[OnlyRegret]

A very special fuck you to TIMU

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disgusting

Dating adult women is disgusting!

Can't say mid forties man trawling college chick turf doesn't make me go ummmm

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[MMaRsu]

Dang no response at all 

Oh well

[BIONIC]

Dang no response at all 

Oh well

 

[Rahxephon91]

Dang no response at all 

Oh well

Choke her.

DRUNK RAHXEPHONE HERE JUST SAYING I FUCKING CHOKED MOST OF THE THE CHICKS I FUCKED

WHICH IS MORE THEN 1 BEFORE ANY FUCKIERR SAYS ANYTHING

CHICKS LOVE WHEN YOU SEEM DOMINAT AND CONFIDENT IN YOUR FUCKING ABILTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!