RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[I'm a Puppy!]

I've never heard of anyone trying to use reddit like a dating app.

that's because the dead don't talk.

[BIONIC]

Can’t wait to hear about James’ savannah goodbye hug

[I'm a Puppy!]

Also Puppy your post about the "sex party" is the least surprising post here lol.. read reviews online of sex clubs and they all sound like that or worse.

Worse?!

[CatsCatsCats]

Whatever you seat reclining misanthrope

[james]

So for my big upcoming Savannah trip, I decided to go online and see if I could find any fresh cats to meet up with

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YUP TO WHAT YOU IMBECILE

Shes cute too

Her answer is a reasonable response to the question as you phrased it.

"Do you live in the city or general area?" could be read as a question asking if she lives in either of the two. Not specifically asking which of the two she lives in.

"Do you live in the city itself, or in the general area?" would be less ambiguous as to what you're asking.

Oh come on.

"Do you want chocolate or vanilla"
"Yup"

Same shit. I shouldn't have to specify you get one choice.

[bluemax]

I don't usually make the effort to scroll back up and like a long post but man, it was exactly how I've always imagined sex parties 

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W/R/T your image, the first time I went to a strip club it was because I was drunk and hungry and one of my friends (who was also drunk and hungry) promised me the strip club had a buffet.

It did not.

Nor did it have booze.

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Still felt up some big ole titties though.

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[Ghoul]

where TF is the Oblivion update btw, it's been too long. I want to hear how his date to the sonic movie went on valentines day.

And how this bitch wanted sex over watching my hero academia

Well I cursed this top of the page, you're welcome.

[VomKriege]

Are you telling me clubs are in reality a shy cry from what erotic fiction usually depicts ?

[TVC15]

That serial killer I was considering dating went to a sex party/club with his second wife, had her hand-cuffed to the ceiling, ball-gagged, and non-consensually sexed by guys. He told the dudes she was into it and the resistance was part of the fantasy. Like 2-3 guys were with her before someone realized something was wrong. This was the early 80s, too, so I imagine these parties were way wilder then.

[james]

Big hair girl from the bar didnt respond to my offer to meet again

[team filler]

more like big missing out on a great guy 

[BisMarckie]

Sucks to be her, she would have been able to play with james' Amiibo collection. 

[TVC15]

more like big missing out on a great guy 

I’d put on a wig and bikini to get at him.

[team filler]

more like big missing out on a great guy 

More like Big Dodging a Big Bullet.

For her, not james.

bernie bro's before hillary hoe's! 

[james]

more like big missing out on a great guy 

More like Big Dodging a Big Bullet.

For her, not james.

bernie bro's before hillary hoe's! 

Shit I never brought up Bernie that was my fatal mistake

 

[team filler]

i love that poem baby. i truely do wish id never done the things in the past id done. i do apologize for all the pain and stress iv caused you. i do ove you more then im able to show u right now. i will do my best to make things right between us. if u will let me. i love you[redacted]

 

[toku]

[VomKriege]

I managed to piece out the first name of that cute coworker.
It's not progress yet but oh well.

[skullstorm]

I managed to piece out the first name of that cute coworker.

Good, good, now you can write her a crown of sonnets 

[VomKriege]

I managed to piece out the first name of that cute coworker.

Good, good, now you can write her a crown of sonnets 

I'll stick to a nice chat with coffee and cigarettes, God willing.

[skullstorm]

Well that won't leave a lasting impression but if that's the way you want to play it 

At least get her a bunch of roses

[BIONIC]

Hope you and the only other Dutch Butti supporter find each other

[VomKriege]

The free version of OKCupid is getting worse and worse. They retrofitted limited likes into my account. Also a bunch of other changes. Got a small peak in people liking my profile this weekend but I guess it's not anyone I fancy myself.

[team filler]

 

[bluemax]

The free version of OKCupid is getting worse and worse. They retrofitted limited likes into my account. Also a bunch of other changes. Got a small peak in people liking my profile this weekend but I guess it's not anyone I fancy myself.

Yeah OkCupid basically turned into Tinder with quiz questions. Who doesn't want to know that they're a 97% match with their ex!

[OnlyRegret]

The free version of OKCupid is getting worse and worse. They retrofitted limited likes into my account. Also a bunch of other changes. Got a small peak in people liking my profile this weekend but I guess it's not anyone I fancy myself.

evil

[james]

Back in my day there were no likes on okc. You just messaged anyone you wanted to

[bluemax]

At one point they wouldn't show you the message until you had mutually liked the person but I think they found that lead to people not sending messages as much, so now if you send a message it lets the other person know you added an "intro".

[Ghoul]

Yeah online dating now sounds like hell, glad I don't have to navigate that shit hole.

[bluemax]

Yeah online dating now sounds like hell, glad I don't have to navigate that shit hole.

Among the reasons I didn’t want to accept that there was no hope of reconciliation with my now ex.

[james]

Yeah online dating now sounds like hell, glad I don't have to navigate that shit hole.

Among the reasons I didn’t want to accept that there was no hope of reconciliation with my now ex.

Same here buddy. Join me. We have 3 more months living together so I have time to patch things up.

Also, I noticed yesterday that my sex drive is completely gone. My boys know its dry season and they've stopped producing.

[james]

A two week quarantine might be just the thing to bring us even closer together

 

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah online dating now sounds like hell, glad I don't have to navigate that shit hole.

Among the reasons I didn’t want to accept that there was no hope of reconciliation with my now ex.

Phil Collins - Against All Odds plays in the background

[james]

It's funny being old and reading this.. "Online dating just sucks now, back in the day"... heh, never had the option really back in my day.

Had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to dates.

People have been dating online since 1995 you giant poop

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah online dating now sounds like hell, glad I don't have to navigate that shit hole.

Among the reasons I didn’t want to accept that there was no hope of reconciliation with my now ex.

Phil Collins - Against All Odds plays in the background

I’m actually going to karaoke tonight with MY live in ex, who dares me to sing this?

[VomKriege]

It's funny being old and reading this.. "Online dating just sucks now, back in the day"... heh, never had the option really back in my day.

Had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to dates.

It's more a specific app user experience deteriorating in just a few years than nostalgia. It's not just the paywalls because that's been pretty much the norm since before "apps".

[Mr. Gundam]

It's funny being old and reading this.. "Online dating just sucks now, back in the day"... heh, never had the option really back in my day.

Had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to dates.

Glory be married life. I don't envy any of you fuckers trying to hookup.

To be fair, I met my wife in college. And shit gets harder once you're out in the real world regardless of apps.

[chronovore]

It's funny being old and reading this.. "Online dating just sucks now, back in the day"... heh, never had the option really back in my day.

Had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to dates.

Glory be married life. I don't envy any of you fuckers trying to hookup.

To be fair, I met my wife in college. And shit gets harder once you're out in the real world regardless of apps.

I do feel pretty lucky when reading this thread. I'd like to think I wouldn't make most of these mistakes, but then I look back and cringe.

[Mr. Gundam]

It's funny being old and reading this.. "Online dating just sucks now, back in the day"... heh, never had the option really back in my day.

Had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to dates.

Glory be married life. I don't envy any of you fuckers trying to hookup.

To be fair, I met my wife in college. And shit gets harder once you're out in the real world regardless of apps.

I do feel pretty lucky when reading this thread. I'd like to think I wouldn't make most of these mistakes, but then I look back and cringe.

Same here.

[james]

Go gloat in another thread you fucks

[Mr. Gundam]

I was likely an awkward mopey dude in college who struggled with confidence around girls. I feel your pain, but am very glad to have “boring dad family life.”

[VomKriege]

I'm sure it's not so bad really. I'm not the most handsome dude and I'd probably get more interactions if I had better photos. That's not to invalidate the criticism.

[CatsCatsCats]

Good luck on the next chapter, JDubs

[Ghoul]

[ToxicAdam]

Whatever comfort you gain via marriage you more than lose in not experiencing that dopamine high of when a new girl puts her hand down your pants for the first time or lights up your cell phone at 2am because she needs you.

Every choice we make has downsides. It's all trade-offs.


Marriage can be great, but the odds are heavily stacked against it working out for both partners. Selling your experience as the norm does a great disservice to people who haven't experienced it.

[toku]

bless wherever you are and do your best my dudes

[Ghoul]

Got an apartment, got a move in date, got my brothers helping to move, got a tentative custody plan, tentative division of property plan, got a girl who likes me who I like back as determined a few months ago and we haven’t done anything about that yet but once I move out that’s the plan and I’m very excited about that.

Thanks to anyone who was supportive before, “bless up,” as you say. 

To the people who used my wife’s deteriorating mental / physical health and subsequent neglect and abusive bullshit as an excuse to demean me as a man and human being over previous petty political disagreement (this means you, Mandark), burn in fucking hell, you’re still subhuman trash and I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.  No excuse for that behavior, never.

Spicy lore here. Glad you're in a better place now though!

[demi]

I don't recall anyone talking about JayDubya's wife/relationships, but I also don't post in politics thread to be aware of such

Good luck on your new direction JD

[Mr. Gundam]

I don't recall anyone talking about JayDubya's wife/relationships, but I also don't post in politics thread to be aware of such

Good luck on your new direction JD

I’m just as confused right now.

Hope everything ends up ok for you and your kids, man.

[james]

I don't recall anyone talking about JayDubya's wife/relationships, but I also don't post in politics thread to be aware of such

Good luck on your new direction JD

IIRC, Mandark said "fuck Bush Jr" and it just so happens that "Bush Jr." was JayDubya's wife's petname.

Just a hilarious misunderstanding

[Nabbis]

Go gloat in another thread you fucks

I could post some positive things but that would just ruin the "doom and gloom" vibe this thread has going for it.

[james]

Go gloat in another thread you fucks

I could post some positive things but that would just ruin the "doom and gloom" vibe this thread has going for it.

Nah, personal victories are great.

"Lol I have been married for 40 years to a gorgeous wife who wakes me up with a bj every morning" is not helpful

I know because I met my wife online a decade ago lol

Was it on NeoGAF?

[james]

I’m just as confused right now.

Hope everything ends up ok for you and your kids, man.

I appreciate it.  I'm just salty because so often I was in such a bad place and I cared more than I should have about the trolling because nothing else was going right and trying to make things work was so miserably frustrating for so long.  I wasn't going to end it ultimately because of kiddo, I couldn't do that to her, but I so often wanted to so badly.

Part of it is just like... people dump their personal shit here, I figured why the hell not, and then just like my sense of justice and fair play was pushed to 11 when that got thrown in my face randomly; figured that would be offbounds as a reply for just disagreeing on something else, but some folks don't have bounds and that's what an ignore list is for.  Trying to just chill and let it go, like letting go of all the other bullshit from the current doomed marriage.  Part of that is venting, though.

I fully agree that this place should be a safe space. When I was in a happy relationship, I never posted here because it wasn't my place.

That being said, I have a feeling if I dug around, i'd find a post where you complain about safe spaces.

[Mr. Gundam]

JD, you often come off as really vindictive and lacking in empathy for anyone that isn't like you. You also give off this "everything is a debate that I must win with my mental superiority" mentality which makes it really hard for people to want to interact with you civilly.

I'm sorry you're going through rough shit and I hope you find peace with everything.

[CatsCatsCats]

Y’all speaking on shit you don’t know. JDubs reached for empathy for once and got slapped for it. Contentious as he is, all posters seeking earnest empathy should have a chance in this thread if no where else on this board.


And yes, it is blatantly low to bring up anything from this thread in another as an attack. Be best

[CatsCatsCats]

Y’all speaking on shit you don’t know.

Everyone here agrees though..

NOT NOW, FIGHT ME

[Ghoul]

Y’all speaking on shit you don’t know.

Everyone here agrees though..

NOT NOW, FIGHT ME

Did you sing the song at Karaoke? If not Why?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Dude, JayDub, having been there, I know brother that it sucks. One thing to remember though that the reason divorce is so expensive is that it's worth it!

[CatsCatsCats]

No. Because I cancelled

[Ghoul]

No. Because I cancelled

What did you do instead? Dive bar drinks?