RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[VomKriege]

sleepy

[Raist]

Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?

Let's be honest here. For most guys that counts as conversation.

[team filler]

Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?

[Brehvolution]

They want you to send pics of bobs and vagene

[Valkyrie]

Why do guys insist on a Snapchat add “to chat easier” and then they send a pic of a wall with 1 word, and don’t seem interested in actual conversation? I’m not much or a talker myself, but I don’t understand how I’m supposed to get to know someone from a Snapchat saying “sleepy”.

Idk, just seems like they wanna store grills on their SC?

I’M AWARE, I DON’T DO THIS DATING SHIT.

[Valkyrie]

Just so we’re clear, I have SC and know what it is.

Just wasn’t sure why they insist on using it, but I guess bob and vagene makes sense.

[team filler]

  Snapchat me that pussy, mood
Snapchat me that pussy if it's, cool
Snapchat me that pussy, mood
Snapchat me that pussy if it's, cool

[james]

Y'all can reach me on wickr

[Lonewulfeus]

Y'all can reach me on wickr

I assume that’s the hot new app all the kids are using these days   

[Bebpo]

Since we're explaining snapchat, can someone explain what this "I'm on KIK" thing is, I just sorta assume all these weird new abbreviation apps are kink things.

[VomKriege]

Just so we’re clear, I have SC and know what it is.

Just wasn’t sure why they insist on using it, but I guess bob and vagene makes sense.

Speaking honestly, because it's pretty vague and lots of boring/bored dudes use it as a generic template that they can then easily send out to multiple people.

Voldo is pretty awesome though.

[mormapope]

KiK is generally used for sexting, Snapchat is used for conversing and sexting. A nice thing about Snapchat, is screenshoting anything, a message pops up notifying both people that a screenshot was taken.

Since you can't send pics on Tinder or most dating apps, and swapping pics on SMS means giving someone your number, Snapchat or KiK is great for being a middleman for texting and swapping pics.

I've probably had over a hundred conversations and jerk off sessions with dudes on KiK. Sexting women while at work on Snapchat spices up a work shift.

[shosta]

https://twitter.com/kindlyhoe/status/1216158039549460480

it's too true

[EightBitNate]

https://twitter.com/kindlyhoe/status/1216158039549460480

it's too true

I’ve been followed by people who act like this my whole life. My freshman year roommate would LARP and call his gf “cutie patootie” on the phone.

[shosta]

Your roommate should have been strapped to a chair and IV-dripped ritalin until he was cured.

[bluemax]

Just so we’re clear, I have SC and know what it is.

Just wasn’t sure why they insist on using it, but I guess bob and vagene makes sense.

Or they're just weirdos like my ex roommate who is in his 30s prefers to communicate via Snap. I get it at as a lower stakes way of staying in contact with someone who you aren't ready to give your number to, but if you want to have a real conversation just be a damn adult about it.

[tiesto]

https://twitter.com/kindlyhoe/status/1216158039549460480

it's too true

They all end up in the local state college's anime club.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/Xaviurss/status/1216134863381762049

[EightBitNate]

[toku]

RAWR xD

[TVC15]

(Image removed from quote.)

Definitely reads like this group’s demographic.

[Oblivion]

so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months!

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep! 


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries 

[team filler]

tongue in that ass while you sleep 

[Kara]

If you think that's bad, I don't know if I'm actually going to go see the Sonic the Hedgehog movie on Valentine's Day or if that's my hot goth irony gf doing her thing.

And I am NOT asking for clarification on the record about this. Mork knows, I ain't trying DAT trick again.

[EchoRin]

They all end up in the local state college's anime club.

that's the actual answer. I should stroll by some of these uni campuses sometime   

[Ghoul]

although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all.

Newsfeed 

[Raist]

so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months!

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep! 


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries 

There are not enough eyeroll.gif on the internet.

[Oblivion]

although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all.

Newsfeed 

i knew the risks before i posted

so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months!

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep! 


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries 

If your madre needed to visit the old country in order for her to sleep over, I'm guessing you don't have too many nights together. So of course that's going to happen.

If you ever get a place together, within a couple months there will be times when you don't have sex for days at a time.

i had to deal with this situation (my girlfriends living with their parents as well) multiple times ( ) and none of them were this... relentless.

so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months!

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep! 


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries 

There are not enough eyeroll.gif on the internet.

which part?

[OnlyRegret]

If you think that's bad, I don't know if I'm actually going to go see the Sonic the Hedgehog movie on Valentine's Day or if that's my hot goth irony gf doing her thing.

And I am NOT asking for clarification on the record about this. Mork knows, I ain't trying DAT trick again.

[Kara]

That's a line from Dawn of War 2: Retribution.

[OnlyRegret]

Yeah and Morks a git

[Ghoul]

take her to see sonic, later she can have a spicy chilli dog

[Raist]

so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months!

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep! 


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries 

There are not enough eyeroll.gif on the internet.

which part?

"I wanted to watch some animu but all she wanted was to fuck  "

Like, give me a break.

[MMaRsu]

Oblivion send her ass over to me, I'll send her back once she's done and is ready to watch animu with you all day

 

[Ghoul]

Oblivion send her ass over to me, I'll send her back once she's done and is ready to watch animu with you all day

 

She'll also never fist bump you again, but that's the price you pay, for anime.

[BlueTsunami]

(Image removed from quote.)

If your texts dont read like two people with a brain injury, it's not real   

[BlueTsunami]

https://twitter.com/Xaviurss/status/1216134863381762049

This is so hot. Not so much the baby talk but the affected unbridled passion for dick.

[james]

Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

[Ghoul]

Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

[james]

Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

Once a girl with a lip piercing tried to kiss me. I shut that down real fast.

[BIONIC]

Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

Once a girl with a lip piercing tried to kiss me. I shut that down real fast.

Because she was over the age of 12?

[Ghoul]

Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

Once a girl with a lip piercing tried to kiss me. I shut that down real fast.

newsfeed.

[james]

Why would any sane man want those piercings anywhere near their dick

clearly wasn't an emo in his teens, ehh you take risks, worst case you get a Prince Albert and chicks would dig it.

Once a girl with a lip piercing tried to kiss me. I shut that down real fast.

Because she was over the age of 12?

That and she was fat.

[MMaRsu]

might have a date on monday through happn app

sweet!

[Ghoul]

it seems you only attract fatties or those over 12, must be a hard life.

Grats MM remember no fist bumps, only fisting and choking. Dating seems like a nightmare these days, glad I'm the fuck out of that.

[james]

it seems you only attract fatties or those over 12, must be a hard life.

My current gf is fit so that's nice.

But yeah, the fatties love me. Good for some titty sucking but eh

 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/SlimeDepression/status/1217363791207391232

 

[toku]

bad vibes thread is that way my g

[james]

Uncensored titties on the bore

 

[BlueTsunami]

When you flaunt them stacks you're just asking to be robbed

[Oblivion]

so the madre's gone to the old country for 5-6 months!

as you can imagine, i wasted no time inviting my lad- er, sorry GIRLfriend over. we had a mostly fun night, but i do have some gripes. i know this sounds very humblebrag-y/FWP-y, but i was hoping in addition to sex, we'd have a fun time going through my (newly purchased  ) netflix queue. unfortunately, all she wanted to do was have sex for the whole night and although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all. secondly, she doesn't fucking leave me alone when i'm trying to sleep! 


i'm glad she's in my life, but holy shit, we need to have a discussion on boundaries 

There are not enough eyeroll.gif on the internet.

which part?

"I wanted to watch some animu but all she wanted was to fuck  "

Like, give me a break.

well excuse me for wanting something MEANINGFUL in a relationship 

[bluemax]

Asked the ex if she would be up for coffee sometime. She replied “sure we could do that”. But also added that she has a cold so not this weekend.

I honestly expected a no.

[Ghoul]

Asked the ex if she would be up for coffee sometime. She replied “sure we could do that”. But also added that she has a cold so not this weekend.

I honestly expected a no.

Thoughts and prayers, hopefully it goes well.

[Joe Molotov]

although she previously said she was excited to watch One Punch Man with me, it was pretty clear she wasn't interested at all.

Newsfeed 

Girls literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting

[I'm a Puppy!]

Asked the ex if she would be up for coffee sometime. She replied “sure we could do that”. But also added that she has a cold so not this weekend.

I honestly expected a no.

Thoughts and prayers, hopefully it goes well.

Sorry, but for your sake I hope it doesn't. You can do better.

[I'm a Puppy!]

But it was important info.

[Raist]

Asked the ex if she would be up for coffee sometime.

Why.

[VomKriege]

Asked the ex if she would be up for coffee sometime. She replied “sure we could do that”. But also added that she has a cold so not this weekend.

I honestly expected a no.

Thoughts and prayers, hopefully it goes well.

Sorry, but for your sake I hope it doesn't. You can do better.

It might not even be to patch things up, just to talk. He can do better while still having a cordial friendship with an ex.

Then again it seems from multiple recent comments IRL that the staying-friend-type is alien to many people.

[team filler]

bluemax can definitely still pound that pussy 

[shosta]

She's into ballcrushing and orgasm denial