Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1409086 times)

james · « **Reply #13200 on:** February 11, 2020, 09:43:32 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:31:46 PM

I’ll give y’all the meat since I gave ya the tease. Past couple weekends I spent hanging out with my soon to be ex, mostly, and I feel so stupid, what a backslide, I see her as straight up using me for my companionship. I’m trying to hang on til she leaves, but I need to start a new life. It’s so hard to do with her still SHARING A FUCKING BED WITH ME AHHHHHH

Tuesday is my night off from family obligation and that’s why I’m wilin out venting

Toku, I think my best life is sharing some run drink with you on a beach, all like, “bless up”

I wish my girl used me for companionship

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13201 on:** February 11, 2020, 09:54:01 PM »

No you don’t, fam.

james · « **Reply #13202 on:** February 11, 2020, 10:00:43 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:54:01 PM

No you don’t, fam.

Yes I do, bro.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13203 on:** February 11, 2020, 10:03:53 PM »

James

How soon can you be in Oregon so I can buy you a drink, sir?

james · « **Reply #13204 on:** February 11, 2020, 11:37:15 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 10:03:53 PM

James

How soon can you be in Oregon so I can buy you a drink, sir?

Im off the wagon right now but I'll take a diet coke

bluemax · « **Reply #13205 on:** February 12, 2020, 12:28:15 AM »

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 11, 2020, 12:07:44 PM

Quote from: Esch on February 09, 2020, 06:35:25 PM
Dog.... You gotta stop texting her for your own good. Just reading this is painful

I agree. Love yourself some and cut your losses.

It's hard to wander in the desert for 10 years, find an oasis and then have it tell you to go away before you've had your fill.

Quote from: Esch on February 11, 2020, 12:58:14 PM

Quote from: bluemax on February 09, 2020, 07:10:27 PM
Quote from: Esch on February 09, 2020, 06:35:25 PM
Dog.... You gotta stop texting her for your own good. Just reading this is painful

I know... it's pretty obvious by now and I just am struggling to accept, so I keep lying to myself, even though I know.

Go cold turkey, be free homie. It's a good thing. She was treating you like shit in the first place from what I remember reading. It's a big city with a lot of cute and interesting people. Enjoy yourself.

10 YEARS

Anywho, she did text me Monday morning, we chatted a bit. I'm doing my best to not act on every little impulse to text her, I promise.

Ghoul · « **Reply #13206 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:09:19 AM »

Go out on Thursday night, plenty women looking for a valentine on that night. It's like deer hunting season.

Go get got guys!

BIONIC · « **Reply #13207 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:35:01 AM »

Getting out of the house

VomKriege · « **Reply #13208 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:50:13 AM »

Quote from: james on February 11, 2020, 10:00:43 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2020, 09:54:01 PM
No you don’t, fam.

Yes I do, bro.

Nah, fam.

benjipwns · « **Reply #13209 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:03:51 AM »

when's the last Kara update, I always seem to be like six to eight months behind him in poor decision making that I know is poor as it happens, I want a Nintendo Player's Guide this time though

shosta · « **Reply #13210 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:09:13 AM »

Pretty sure he's back with his OTP in a happy relationship

shosta · « **Reply #13211 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:10:01 AM »

Please tell me you're back with your on-again off-again paramour

benjipwns · « **Reply #13212 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:34:02 AM »

just before Iowa I sent an asking of who her candidate(s) were out of pure curiosity as most everyone else was posting their own shit where you could figure it out, and instead got back one of those "i'm being totes casual but setting up leading questions towards something personal" replies instead that seems like is moving towards setup for dumping something she's had ready and waiting because this is how it always goes

I guess I just am reacting naturally to a clear trap attempt but I don't particularly care at the moment so I might as well spring it or something, ya know, what's the worst that could happen? she gets married and denies it to me then watches me die?

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AND THE WORST PART WAS SHE NEVER TOLD ME WHICH CANDIDATES

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shosta · « **Reply #13213 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:47:42 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 05:34:02 AM

instead got back one of those "i'm being totes casual but setting up leading questions towards something personal" replies instead that seems like is moving towards setup for dumping something she's had ready and waiting because this is how it always goes

Let's face it. It's either this codependent shit or dying alone while googling boogie's diseased legs.

benjipwns · « **Reply #13214 on:** February 12, 2020, 05:54:12 AM »

tons of people in our lives for like two decades have considered us their real life OTP because they don't see the codependent side that we both can sometimes be in denial about ourselves

I guess I did wish the other week that I could think of some new project to take up some more excess time

benjipwns · « **Reply #13215 on:** February 12, 2020, 06:02:00 AM »

just realized that it's basic stuff like the fact I'm actually talking about it in this thread that makes it all so obvious, I never post about my regular boring dating things because I'll read a few posts in the thread and go "wow, I'm nicely boring and this two date that ended mutually was fine, just fine, time to read some ResetERA.com shitposts instead"

shosta · « **Reply #13216 on:** February 12, 2020, 06:04:17 AM »

What kind of issues are we talking about, here? Women tend to grow out of the truly neurotic stuff.

james · « **Reply #13217 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:29:56 PM »

Does Benji get more action than me?

shosta · « **Reply #13218 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:30:38 PM »

If by action you mean emotional blackmail, yes

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #13219 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:40:52 PM »

Hard to imagine Benji on a date tbh
I'm just imagining someone real skittish and likely to run up a tree when asked "so what are we"

Either that or failed stemming of libertarian talking points

skullstorm · « **Reply #13220 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM »

I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers and extensive shitposting

I'm guessing he also keeps dossiers on all the women he meets

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #13221 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:44:01 PM »

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM

I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers and extensive shitposting

I'm guessing he also keeps dossiers on all the women he meets

I was trying to think of a way to come up with a ribbing about Benji's doxxing habits in it. Dossiers on the waiters maybe?

VomKriege · « **Reply #13222 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:45:06 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 12, 2020, 04:40:52 PM

Hard to imagine Benji on a date tbh
I'm just imagining someone real skittish and likely to run up a tree when asked "so what are we"

Either that or failed stemming of libertarian talking points

"...and then it turned out he talked shit on a Discord ! Anyway, do you want to hear some more early US presidents trivia ?"

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I know the feeling, I go on and on about wank dads and conspiracy theories.

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naff · « **Reply #13223 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:47:18 PM »

you can give me whatever just pass me the dossiers

james · « **Reply #13224 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:51:19 PM »

Benji, have you watched the hit Netflix show "You" and also, Benji, how realistic do you find the show to be?

benjipwns · « **Reply #13225 on:** February 12, 2020, 09:06:36 PM »

People who openly and enthusiastically talk about their politics without prompting are either feds or worse, likely voters.

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM

I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers

If you have a better idea of how to fake interests so as to promote human-like connections I'd like to hear it.

VomKriege · « **Reply #13226 on:** February 13, 2020, 02:39:30 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 09:06:36 PM

People who openly and enthusiastically talk about their politics without prompting are either feds or worse, likely voters.

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers
If you have a better idea of how to fake interests so as to promote human-like connections I'd like to hear it.

DATING 👏 IS 👏 POLITICAL

BIONIC · « **Reply #13227 on:** February 13, 2020, 02:55:53 AM »

Does Benji eat ass?

skullstorm · « **Reply #13228 on:** February 13, 2020, 05:51:16 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 09:06:36 PM

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers
If you have a better idea of how to fake interests so as to promote human-like connections I'd like to hear it.

skullstorm · « **Reply #13229 on:** February 13, 2020, 05:52:13 AM »

Quote from: BIONIC on February 13, 2020, 02:55:53 AM

Does Benji eat ass?

Don't cats lick their own asses?

Raist · « **Reply #13230 on:** February 13, 2020, 05:54:17 AM »

One of the many reasons cats are just a superior life form.

james · « **Reply #13231 on:** February 13, 2020, 09:42:34 AM »

Women are problematic

benjipwns · « **Reply #13232 on:** February 13, 2020, 10:28:20 AM »

Quote from: BIONIC on February 13, 2020, 02:55:53 AM

Does Benji eat ass?

It's the least we can do.

naff · « **Reply #13233 on:** February 13, 2020, 02:09:55 PM »

bluemax · « **Reply #13234 on:** February 13, 2020, 10:06:09 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on February 13, 2020, 02:39:30 AM

Quote from: benjipwns on February 12, 2020, 09:06:36 PM
People who openly and enthusiastically talk about their politics without prompting are either feds or worse, likely voters.

Quote from: skullstorm on February 12, 2020, 04:42:01 PM
I'm also shocked benji finds time to date between learning useless facts about every single thing, compiling dossiers
If you have a better idea of how to fake interests so as to promote human-like connections I'd like to hear it.

DATING 👏 IS 👏 POLITICAL

The number of girls I've met who recoil when talking about the Libertarians they despised but still hooked up with is non zero.

james · « **Reply #13235 on:** February 14, 2020, 02:03:56 PM »

Just landed a last minute date for tonight

I don't know anything about her. But I won't be alone

BIONIC · « **Reply #13236 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:00:08 PM »

Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 02:03:56 PM

Just landed a last minute date for tonight

I don't know anything about her. But I won't be alone

Make sure to bring her back by curfew

team filler · « **Reply #13237 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:09:01 PM »

james · « **Reply #13238 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:13:14 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on February 14, 2020, 04:00:08 PM

Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 02:03:56 PM
Just landed a last minute date for tonight

I don't know anything about her. But I won't be alone

Make sure to bring her back by curfew

She's 28 but beggars can't be choosers!

james · « **Reply #13239 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:13:44 PM »

Speaking of young kids, wheres Atra at? He's got to have fun vday stories

team filler · « **Reply #13240 on:** February 14, 2020, 04:15:45 PM »

[pbuh]

james · « **Reply #13241 on:** February 14, 2020, 06:58:48 PM »

She's 45 minutes late

team filler · « **Reply #13242 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:00:39 PM »

james · « **Reply #13243 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:10:24 PM »

Best things are worth waiting for

Right boys

Boys

?

shosta · « **Reply #13244 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:14:54 PM »

show us all the texts that prove that you two even had something lined up

james · « **Reply #13245 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:19:04 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:14:54 PM

show us all the texts that prove that you two even had something lined up

I never said I had texts bro she's from the internet. I don't even know her name

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #13246 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:21:18 PM »

Make sure you're standing so you can react properly when told to "take a seat over there".

james · « **Reply #13247 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:23:17 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on February 14, 2020, 07:21:18 PM

Make sure you're standing so you can react properly when told to "take a seat over there".

It's a bar so iding is not my job

shosta · « **Reply #13248 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:23:41 PM »

Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:19:04 PM

I never said I had texts bro she's from the internet. I don't even know her name

interesting. so you have tinder or okc screencaps or PMs or DMs or something right

james · « **Reply #13249 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:24:42 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:23:41 PM

Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:19:04 PM
I never said I had texts bro she's from the internet. I don't even know her name
interesting. so you have tinder or okc screencaps or PMs or DMs or something right

Well it's reddit

shosta · « **Reply #13250 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:26:20 PM »

you exchanged private information with someone on reddit, enough to set up a real date at a real location, but you don't have each others' phone numbers and you didn't text to confirm this morning?

james · « **Reply #13251 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:26:36 PM »

Yolo

She says there's traffic

james · « **Reply #13252 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:27:06 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:26:20 PM

you exchanged private information with someone on reddit, enough to set up a real date at a real location, but you don't have each others' phone numbers and you didn't text to confirm this morning?

We have been talking through the reddit dm system

And no private info was exchanged. I said 8 don't know anything

shosta · « **Reply #13253 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:27:10 PM »

not the first time you lied on the bore and not the last I guess

team filler · « **Reply #13254 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:28:06 PM »

you sure she didn't say "I got caught, I'm being traffdicked!"?

shosta · « **Reply #13255 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:29:26 PM »

bro if this is an escort then just be up front with us about it, filler and oscar wilde homo are the king of backpage around these parts

james · « **Reply #13256 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:30:11 PM »

How do i upload image without the stupid imgur app

shosta · « **Reply #13257 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:31:27 PM »

https://postimages.org/

james · « **Reply #13258 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:32:20 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #13259 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:32:30 PM »

don't do it, james! never post proof to the bore autistys! never surrender! never trust stost!

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Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1409086 times)