Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1412581 times)

shosta · « **Reply #13260 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:34:49 PM »

what do you mean that you have "big hair"? lol

james · « **Reply #13261 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:35:55 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:34:49 PM

what do you mean that you have "big hair"? lol

That's her

shosta · « **Reply #13262 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:36:41 PM »

But you said you're waiting for her. Big Hair in that screencap is waiting for Wool Cap.

james · « **Reply #13263 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:37:18 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 14, 2020, 07:32:30 PM

don't do it, james! never post proof to the bore autistys! never surrender! never trust stost!

I just want validation

james · « **Reply #13264 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:37:56 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:36:41 PM

But you said you're waiting for her. Big Hair in that screencap is waiting for Wool Cap.

No everything is me except that

james · « **Reply #13265 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:42:32 PM »

Ok almost 90 minutes when do i tell her I'm going

team filler · « **Reply #13266 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:43:57 PM »

just get trashed and turn your phone off

shosta · « **Reply #13267 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:44:15 PM »

Half an hour ago. Go to a mid size bar with a decent amount of people but music soft enough so that you can hear people talk and just chat up someone next to you. Even if you're just talking to dudes all night and getting drunk that's a million times better than feeling sorry for yourself.

And ditch the cap

BisMarckie · « **Reply #13268 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:44:37 PM »

Always leave after 30 minutes on a first date, have some self respect.

james · « **Reply #13269 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:44:38 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 14, 2020, 07:43:57 PM

just get trashed and turn your phone off

I could go home to my ex and sit next to her m the couch while she ignores me

james · « **Reply #13270 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:45:16 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:44:15 PM

Half an hour ago. Go to a mid size bar with a decent amount of people but music soft enough so that you can hear people talk and just chat up someone next to you. And ditch the cap

There's 27 girls here and 5 guys including me but not including staff

BisMarckie · « **Reply #13271 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:45:20 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 14, 2020, 07:43:57 PM

just get trashed and turn your phone off

Get some Taco Bell on the way home

team filler · « **Reply #13272 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:45:28 PM »

can you smash the ex? bring her some flowers

james · « **Reply #13273 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:46:03 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 14, 2020, 07:45:28 PM

can you smash the ex? bring her some flowers

She's being frosty

shosta · « **Reply #13274 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:46:15 PM »

You said "I'm on the only one at the bar", didn't know there were suddenly 32 people and 80% women

BisMarckie · « **Reply #13275 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:46:54 PM »

Start a fight in the bar, women love that

james · « **Reply #13276 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:47:13 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:46:15 PM

You said "I'm on the only one at the bar", didn't know there were suddenly 32 people and 80% women

That was 90 minutes ago dude

james · « **Reply #13277 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:48:04 PM »

Its like a galentines meetup. They're doing a bar crawl

BisMarckie · « **Reply #13278 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:49:14 PM »

Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:48:04 PM

Its like a galentines meetup. They're doing a bar crawl

Verbally abuse the strongest male of that group and throw a bottle or a glass. That's the only way to save face in this situation.

james · « **Reply #13279 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:50:36 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on February 14, 2020, 07:49:14 PM

Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:48:04 PM
Its like a galentines meetup. They're doing a bar crawl

Verbally abuse the strongest male of that group and throw a bottle or a glass. That's the only way to save face in this situation.

It's all girls

Gal en tine

BisMarckie · « **Reply #13280 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:51:20 PM »

I thought it was a typo, start a fight regardless

shosta · « **Reply #13281 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:51:36 PM »

Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:48:04 PM

Its like a galentines meetup. They're doing a bar crawl

Just have a friendly conversation with the weakest looking gazelle and see if you can peel one off of the group.

team filler · « **Reply #13282 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:52:38 PM »

james · « **Reply #13283 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:53:17 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:51:36 PM

Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:48:04 PM
Its like a galentines meetup. They're doing a bar crawl
Just have a friendly conversation with the weakest looking gazelle and see if you can peel one off of the group.

Do you know their reddit accounts

shosta · « **Reply #13284 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:53:59 PM »

Cmon man, have you never just casually started talking to the woman sitting next to you at a bar before

james · « **Reply #13285 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:54:43 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 07:53:59 PM

Cmon man, have you never just casually started talking to the woman sitting next to you at a bar before

Including the bar tender, yes

Excluding the bar tender, no

james · « **Reply #13286 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:55:42 PM »

I'm putting my foot down. I won't wait a minute past 2 hours

james · « **Reply #13287 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:56:44 PM »

This is bad for my self esteem

Mupepe · « **Reply #13288 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:57:31 PM »

Get drunk, go home sit on the couch next to your ex and start porn drifting in some really kinky shit while edging hard. Worst case scenario is she joins in.

james · « **Reply #13289 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:58:13 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 14, 2020, 07:57:31 PM

Get drunk, go home sit on the couch next to your ex and start porn drifting in some really kinky shit while edging hard. Worst case scenario is she joins in.

She said the door is latched and I need to give her 30 minutes notice before I go home

Mupepe · « **Reply #13290 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:58:24 PM »

And make sure to bust out laughing occasionally and yell “oh that’s fucking filthy” so she gets curious.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13291 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:59:08 PM »

Give that notice now. Take some shots and gooooo.

shosta · « **Reply #13292 on:** February 14, 2020, 07:59:13 PM »

Quote from: james on February 14, 2020, 07:58:13 PM

She said the door is latched and I need to give her 30 minutes notice before I go home

This is a fucking joke, right?

samir · « **Reply #13293 on:** February 14, 2020, 08:27:23 PM »

Chad needs some time to finish

james · « **Reply #13294 on:** February 14, 2020, 10:38:26 PM »

She was real

She was conventionally attractive

I got a goodnight hug

Everything a man could ask for

shosta · « **Reply #13295 on:** February 14, 2020, 10:47:21 PM »

Did you get her number

james · « **Reply #13296 on:** February 14, 2020, 10:50:54 PM »

Quote from: shosta on February 14, 2020, 10:47:21 PM

Did you get her number

No but I got her name

benjipwns · « **Reply #13297 on:** February 14, 2020, 11:00:05 PM »

what was the makeup of the bar staff?

james · « **Reply #13298 on:** February 14, 2020, 11:05:16 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on February 14, 2020, 11:00:05 PM

what was the makeup of the bar staff?

3 males, one possibly gay.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13299 on:** February 15, 2020, 09:26:03 AM »

Got a wave of likes and matches last night on tinder lol valentines is so emotionally manipulative

toku · « **Reply #13300 on:** February 15, 2020, 09:32:20 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 15, 2020, 09:26:03 AM

Got a wave of likes and matches last night on tinder lol valentines is so emotionally manipulative

VomKriege · « **Reply #13301 on:** February 15, 2020, 12:50:15 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 15, 2020, 09:26:03 AM

Got a wave of likes and matches last night on tinder lol valentines is so emotionally manipulative

I'm happy to report I haven't.

bluemax · « **Reply #13302 on:** February 15, 2020, 03:15:41 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on February 15, 2020, 12:50:15 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 15, 2020, 09:26:03 AM
Got a wave of likes and matches last night on tinder lol valentines is so emotionally manipulative

I'm happy to report I haven't.

Same. I came home, watched the DQ movie, talked to an old friend a bit and then another friend invited me out for a drink at a local dive that was fairly chill.

I am realizing the cringe I've been doing and trying to catch myself before I commit any more acts of cringe.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Of course I still committed one yesterday morning, but baby steps?

[close]

shosta · « **Reply #13303 on:** February 15, 2020, 07:50:23 PM »

There's this 23 yo mom in my comm class who I know is in a relationship and oh my fucking god is she fine. Big latina ass, wears glasses, sassy attitude, shorter than me (!)... However, besides the fact that she's taken, she's clearly crazy. She did a whole presentation on the number 666 and "synchronicity numbers" and I can't remember what they are but I know one of her tats was basically a giant red flag.

Anyway... today in the elevator she scoots up close to me and says "can I ask you a weird question? Are you a gemini?". Well, that kind of freaked me out, because I am, but also, did this bitch look me up? Lol. She says it was because I'm passionate. I kind of ribbed her a little after that because astrology is lol and we got interrupted but... was that a vibe check? I sat next to her today in class and she might have overheard me telling me another guy about cooking dinner last night so maybe she had a bad v-day?

Anyway... if it were an option... I wouldn't be opposed...

team filler · « **Reply #13304 on:** February 15, 2020, 07:52:42 PM »

breed her

skullstorm · « **Reply #13305 on:** February 15, 2020, 07:53:54 PM »

This could be good for this lagging season, do it shasta!

team filler · « **Reply #13306 on:** February 15, 2020, 07:53:59 PM »

worth it

shosta · « **Reply #13307 on:** February 15, 2020, 07:55:45 PM »

Before anyone brings it up, I'm not interested in homewrecking! But I also can't wreck what's already broken.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #13308 on:** February 15, 2020, 07:57:02 PM »

don't be a coward

shosta · « **Reply #13309 on:** February 15, 2020, 08:05:29 PM »

stalking the ol' social media these two are hella happy so there's no way...

team filler · « **Reply #13310 on:** February 15, 2020, 08:07:48 PM »

these young bitches don't care, breh

skullstorm · « **Reply #13311 on:** February 15, 2020, 08:10:10 PM »

The point of social media is to fake happiness

Or she was thinking about setting you up with one her friends, someone who really needs a gemini right now

shosta · « **Reply #13312 on:** February 15, 2020, 08:16:15 PM »

We'll find out in two weeks (I'm skipping next week to cock-us)

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13313 on:** February 15, 2020, 08:48:37 PM »

I matched with this Alyssa Milano lookin 39 year old and hnnnnngggg how do I approach this with way less thirst than I’m feeling

team filler · « **Reply #13314 on:** February 15, 2020, 09:02:56 PM »

show her who's the boss

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #13315 on:** February 15, 2020, 09:03:56 PM »

if shosta goes MIA, at least we can rest easy knowing he went out the way he wanted to

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13316 on:** February 15, 2020, 09:32:48 PM »

I sent an opener, it kinda sucked, no response yet.

Honestly, I do so much better in life with ladies than on internet, think I better join some clubs or something, would be good for me anyway. Tinder suxxxxxxxxx

BisMarckie · « **Reply #13317 on:** February 15, 2020, 09:36:15 PM »

You are a cutie, you'll do well

BIONIC · « **Reply #13318 on:** February 16, 2020, 05:06:33 PM »

I need more pathetic James stories to sustain me.

Gimme

james · « **Reply #13319 on:** February 16, 2020, 07:05:17 PM »

Bring back atra

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Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1412581 times)