Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1411583 times)

Atramental · « **Reply #13500 on:** March 13, 2020, 10:41:56 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 07:56:00 PM

Quote from: james on March 09, 2020, 01:59:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 12:26:21 PM
I miss them big tiddies tho brehs

PM?
this is all youre getting:
https://imgur.com/a/m03FAMl

since the world is ending... here boritos:
https://imgur.com/a/B1ruT9Q

team filler · « **Reply #13501 on:** March 13, 2020, 10:56:49 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on March 13, 2020, 10:41:56 PM

Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 07:56:00 PM
Quote from: james on March 09, 2020, 01:59:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on March 09, 2020, 12:26:21 PM
I miss them big tiddies tho brehs

PM?
this is all youre getting:
https://imgur.com/a/m03FAMl

since the world is ending... here boritos:
https://imgur.com/a/B1ruT9Q

BisMarckie · « **Reply #13502 on:** March 13, 2020, 11:06:18 PM »

Quote from: remy on March 09, 2020, 11:37:02 PM

bro not even close to big enough to get addicted to heroin for

You‘ll be off the heroin in no time with a methadone program atra.

team filler · « **Reply #13503 on:** March 14, 2020, 04:55:41 AM »

bluemax · « **Reply #13504 on:** March 14, 2020, 08:47:53 PM »

Matched with some bossy ass Euro lady on Bumble just now. She wants me to make a dinner reservation ASAP for tonight in Beverly Hills. Do I do this?

samir · « **Reply #13505 on:** March 14, 2020, 08:52:46 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on March 14, 2020, 08:47:53 PM

Matched with some bossy ass Euro lady on Bumble just now. She wants me to make a dinner reservation ASAP for tonight in Beverly Hills. Do I do this?

Do it, but follow the guidelines posted by filler so you don't get the Corona

team filler · « **Reply #13506 on:** March 14, 2020, 08:57:22 PM »

I forgot I even posted that

happens a lot

bluemax · « **Reply #13507 on:** March 14, 2020, 09:14:31 PM »

Turns out despite a global pandemic, Beverly Hills restaurants are still hard to get a reservation!

team filler · « **Reply #13508 on:** March 14, 2020, 09:51:13 PM »

you rich fucks

team filler · « **Reply #13509 on:** March 14, 2020, 10:06:23 PM »

take her ass to taco bell, these hoes don't need you to spend money

big truss

bluemax · « **Reply #13510 on:** March 15, 2020, 01:04:13 AM »

Ended up not going to somewhere stupid fancy, which is good because she just wanted money from me. Total scam, she legit asked for help with a dumb financial situation she got herself in that made no sense. Then she tried to get me take her to CVS AND pay for her supplies there. I politely declined and drove her home.

She texted me immediately and called me a low life piece of shit.

Worst part of all of this was driving there took me the same route I used to go to get to the girl I was dating’s place, and that dredged up a lot of emotions. Sigh.

team filler · « **Reply #13511 on:** March 15, 2020, 01:08:34 AM »

I really do give the best advice in here

bluemax · « **Reply #13512 on:** March 15, 2020, 01:21:20 AM »

I knew this was a scam once she asked me to call and make reservations, but I figured it might get me over the hump a bit on the dating situation, plus being cooped up all day sucks.

Even if it hadn’t been a scam it was a terrible date. She had a lousy sense of humor and wouldn’t let me get in a word edge wise.

Ghoul · « **Reply #13513 on:** March 15, 2020, 05:44:59 AM »

Just be like “Listen bitch, I’m not the one begging for money on a date, go set your broke ass up an onlyfans and a just giving like all the other broke hoes”

bluemax · « **Reply #13514 on:** March 15, 2020, 01:20:14 PM »

Keep happening? I’ve never had someone ask me to loan/give them money like this before. I don’t even agree to dates with women who expect a free meal on the first date because I know it is a scam. I got out of this exactly what I expected.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13515 on:** March 15, 2020, 02:49:05 PM »

Day drinking with the ex again, just had one of them drunk deep convos... think we gonna start weird fuck buddy room mate thing.... lol

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13516 on:** March 15, 2020, 02:50:49 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 15, 2020, 01:08:34 AM

I really do give the best advice in here

You my boi, call on me if you need anything :en vino veritas

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13517 on:** March 15, 2020, 02:51:34 PM »

Blue, time to ✂️ and 🏃

VomKriege · « **Reply #13518 on:** March 15, 2020, 02:59:56 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2020, 02:49:05 PM

Day drinking with the ex again, just had one of them drunk deep convos... think we gonna start weird fuck buddy room mate thing.... lol

I'm not one to give lessons, but is she still living in your house and stopped working (or planned to) without telling you first ?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13519 on:** March 15, 2020, 03:35:05 PM »

She has a financial plan at this point I’m choosing to roll with it... lol

team filler · « **Reply #13520 on:** March 15, 2020, 03:42:42 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on March 15, 2020, 01:20:14 PM

Keep happening? I’ve never had someone ask me to loan/give them money like this before. I don’t even agree to dates with women who expect a free meal on the first date because I know it is a scam. I got out of this exactly what I expected.

should have dropped her ass off in chinatown!

bluemax · « **Reply #13521 on:** March 15, 2020, 05:38:53 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2020, 02:51:34 PM

Blue, time to ✂️ and 🏃

On who? The weird Russian lady? That was just a misadventure for last night, I'm not going to communicate with her again.

The girl I was dating? I did? I just got bummed out because I was driving a path that used to make me happy and instead I knew I was driving it into what was probably gonna be a bad date with someone I had no interest in.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13522 on:** March 15, 2020, 07:55:22 PM »

shosta · « **Reply #13523 on:** March 15, 2020, 08:08:43 PM »

Congrats on the sex though

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13524 on:** March 15, 2020, 08:57:12 PM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13525 on:** March 15, 2020, 09:20:34 PM »

It’s like scissoring but you actually fuck

james · « **Reply #13526 on:** March 16, 2020, 05:44:04 PM »

Ok boys place your bets

Will gf make her Wednesday flight to run away from me or will the government force us together

shosta · « **Reply #13527 on:** March 16, 2020, 05:45:42 PM »

She'll do everything within her power to finally get the hell away from you

The good news is that you'll get over her

VomKriege · « **Reply #13528 on:** March 16, 2020, 06:30:31 PM »

It's time for your irregular French workplace romcom (it's as slow paced and vapid as the real one !) :

As France is in a state of Virus Wars™ and rumors of a mandatory 45 days curfew enforced by the military are brimming through rebellious Paris & with the uncertainties of ever seeing her again for over a month...

She accepted my invite on LinkedIn a few days ago. No messages exchanged though. She knows my first name now. We chit chatted a bit while she was working and my coffee break got super long (not that I think anyone will notice amidst Corona chaos, my supervisors were long gone when I took my shift...).
She lives alone and was considering moving back to her parents (elsewhere in France) in case of a strict lockdown. It's not a hard confirm she's single but there's a good chance still.

As I said she's super social so I can't really extrapolate too much on that but she certainly doesn't mind talking to me.

French lockdown not as stringent as feared so maybe another episode of this excruciating drama tomorrow.

james · « **Reply #13529 on:** March 16, 2020, 07:27:25 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 16, 2020, 05:45:42 PM

She'll do everything within her power to finally get the hell away from you

The good news is that you'll get over her

When I got home she was crying because the friend she was planning on staying with was telling her that getting in a plane right now is a bad idea

shosta · « **Reply #13530 on:** March 16, 2020, 07:29:18 PM »

Serious advice. Tell her it's fine to take a flight. You'll both be much happier with some space from each other.

VomKriege · « **Reply #13531 on:** March 16, 2020, 07:37:29 PM »

James, take this with a grain of salt because I don't have all the details down, and you're probably playing it up for us, but it really comes across as you grasping at straws and trying too hard with her. It's awkward being stuck with an ex in a flat, I get that. But if she wants you, she'll let you know (especially if you've been transparent about how you feel). I agree with shosta that some space would be good, provided it's ok in that Coronavirus crisis. If not and she stays here, don't game ulterior motives.

shosta · « **Reply #13532 on:** March 16, 2020, 07:46:02 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on March 15, 2020, 05:27:35 PM

Quote from: james on March 15, 2020, 05:26:12 PM
My gf is flying to LA via Vegas on Wednesday

Shosty what does this mean

she's shosty gf now

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #13533 on:** March 16, 2020, 10:31:14 PM »

Spent all last weekend with this girl. She agreed I could share. Had a lot of fun with her.

https://i.imgur.com/V3ZWvPA.jpg

remy · « **Reply #13534 on:** March 16, 2020, 11:10:57 PM »

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 16, 2020, 10:31:14 PM

Spent all last weekend with this girl. She agreed I could share. Had a lot of fun with her.

https://i.imgur.com/V3ZWvPA.jpg

team filler · « **Reply #13535 on:** March 17, 2020, 02:35:09 AM »

james · « **Reply #13536 on:** March 17, 2020, 09:40:44 AM »

Quote from: shosta on March 16, 2020, 07:29:18 PM

Serious advice. Tell her it's fine to take a flight. You'll both be much happier with some space from each other.

She convinced her friend that Corona is just like the flu and they'll probably get it anyway so there's no risk

VomKriege · « **Reply #13537 on:** March 17, 2020, 09:47:45 AM »

Quote from: james on March 17, 2020, 09:40:44 AM

Quote from: shosta on March 16, 2020, 07:29:18 PM
Serious advice. Tell her it's fine to take a flight. You'll both be much happier with some space from each other.

She convinced her friend that Corona is just like the flu and they'll probably get it anyway so there's no risk

All the more reason to get some distance.

james · « **Reply #13538 on:** March 17, 2020, 10:08:19 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on March 17, 2020, 09:47:45 AM

Quote from: james on March 17, 2020, 09:40:44 AM
Quote from: shosta on March 16, 2020, 07:29:18 PM
Serious advice. Tell her it's fine to take a flight. You'll both be much happier with some space from each other.

She convinced her friend that Corona is just like the flu and they'll probably get it anyway so there's no risk

All the more reason to get some distance.

She knows the truth but wants to go

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #13539 on:** March 17, 2020, 10:37:45 AM »

Is quarantine affecting anyone’s relationship here? It’s been about a week and we are in different rooms about 80% of the day at this point. We don’t hate each other yet but there is a natural social distancing occurring lol

VomKriege · « **Reply #13540 on:** March 17, 2020, 10:46:10 AM »

Double post.

tiesto · « **Reply #13541 on:** March 17, 2020, 11:31:32 AM »

Not so much, but my girlfriend got sick with a viral infection that caused pleurisy the other day so we're gonna just hang out on Skype for the next week or two.

shosta · « **Reply #13542 on:** March 17, 2020, 12:30:58 PM »

Goose, are you still with that shawty you moved for? That's basically this thread's greatest success story so I'm keen on updates

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #13543 on:** March 17, 2020, 02:06:58 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 12:30:58 PM

Goose, are you still with that shawty you moved for? That's basically this thread's greatest success story so I'm keen on updates

Indeed we are doin pretty well. We’ve had some spouts of general annoyance but there is always some friction when you move in together. I was finally starting to build the kindling of a social circle here in the new town and getting out of the house (out of her hair too) but that’s fucked up for now.

The only really rough night so far was when she had a couple friends over which I used as an excuse to drink until I started spilling out my hot takes on Bernie, Biden and the state of our nation. Who knows what I actually said but I was drunk enough that I may have caused irreparable embarrassment lol

But all in all, we’re doing really good. I just remind myself to not take shit for granted. I used to get super bummed thinking about all of the day to day things we were missing out on. Now we just get to slow it down and chill. No more rushed itineraries during a visit, no more “wish you were here” texts throughout the day, we just get to kick it and enjoy the moment.

I just gotta keep my shit together while she is in this last year of med school and I think everything might fall into place. Who knows though I have unexplainable skill in fucking up good things.

shosta · « **Reply #13544 on:** March 17, 2020, 02:08:06 PM »

Talking about politics with your girlfriend

not even once

VomKriege · « **Reply #13545 on:** March 17, 2020, 02:36:25 PM »

That particular employer shut down his site today for a couple of weeks (or more) with the lockdown, so Vom's romcom will probably resume in April at best.

nachobro · « **Reply #13546 on:** March 17, 2020, 02:41:10 PM »

i agree with riotous but i revoked my like cause "i mean" in every sentence is an annoying habit everyone seems to have picked up

james · « **Reply #13547 on:** March 17, 2020, 02:42:59 PM »

Why the fuck would you date someone who's not a Bernie supporter?

shosta · « **Reply #13548 on:** March 17, 2020, 02:44:34 PM »

Quote from: james on March 17, 2020, 02:42:59 PM

Why the fuck would you date someone who's not a Bernie supporter?

Think back to your recent past. How disinterested did your ex seem whenever you tried to talk to her about Bernie Sanders?

james · « **Reply #13549 on:** March 17, 2020, 02:51:53 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 02:44:34 PM

Quote from: james on March 17, 2020, 02:42:59 PM
Why the fuck would you date someone who's not a Bernie supporter?
Think back to your recent past. How disinterested did your ex seem whenever you tried to talk to her about Bernie Sanders?

She's drowning in student debt so she is fully onboard the Bernie bus.

Clockwork5 · « **Reply #13550 on:** March 17, 2020, 03:05:46 PM »

Talking politics is fine, we are both Bernie supporters for better or worse, but what I was doing was more akin to drunkenly shitposting memes at the dinner table in front of her guests.

shosta · « **Reply #13551 on:** March 17, 2020, 03:10:14 PM »

Your 9-iron probably helped

team filler · « **Reply #13552 on:** March 17, 2020, 03:23:45 PM »

Daddy's girl

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #13553 on:** March 17, 2020, 04:15:48 PM »

Quarantine is bringing us closer again

team filler · « **Reply #13554 on:** March 17, 2020, 04:20:08 PM »

Quote from: riotous on March 17, 2020, 04:18:01 PM

Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 03:10:14 PM
Your 9-iron probably helped

It didn't hurt; eventually.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #13555 on:** March 17, 2020, 04:27:19 PM »

Well, at least the person I went on a date with is honest. "Yeah, I don't think I can get around your disability. I'm sorry."

I dunno why I try with people.

It's like this no matter what I do.

shosta · « **Reply #13556 on:** March 17, 2020, 05:06:00 PM »

What's your disability?

VomKriege · « **Reply #13557 on:** March 17, 2020, 05:12:33 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 05:06:00 PM

What's your disability?

Tourette syndrom at the mention of Hillary.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #13558 on:** March 17, 2020, 05:25:07 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 17, 2020, 05:06:00 PM

What's your disability?

I already told you it in a PM.

Like a year ago.

Edit: Top of the page -- Don't worry about it. I face this sort of shit daily, but it still stings.

toku · « **Reply #13559 on:** March 17, 2020, 05:26:24 PM »

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