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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #13620 on: April 05, 2020, 11:49:40 AM »
you will make it out the desert mashallah

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« Reply #13621 on: April 05, 2020, 05:50:40 PM »
Wow a match that actually messages. In a style not too dissimilar with some of the shit we do here. That one may be actually promising.
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« Reply #13622 on: April 06, 2020, 02:55:52 AM »
OK, which one of you is catfishing Vom.

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« Reply #13623 on: April 06, 2020, 02:56:29 AM »
Wow a match that actually messages. In a style not too dissimilar with some of the shit we do here.
that is a HUGE turnoff
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« Reply #13624 on: April 06, 2020, 02:58:24 AM »
fematra rides again!  :success
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« Reply #13625 on: April 06, 2020, 08:54:46 AM »
OK, which one of you is catfishing Vom.

Glenda.

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« Reply #13626 on: April 07, 2020, 07:55:10 PM »
I'm going to take part in the quarantine equivalent of speed dating via CMB tonight. Wish me luck bros.
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« Reply #13627 on: April 07, 2020, 09:01:05 PM »
I'm going to take part in the quarantine equivalent of speed dating via CMB tonight. Wish me luck bros.

Break the ice by saying you've been practicing for it on chatroulete.

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« Reply #13628 on: April 07, 2020, 11:55:41 PM »
This whole thing was super weird and awkward, but I guess it wasn't too much different from going to a party where you don't know everyone. Just less booze.
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« Reply #13629 on: April 08, 2020, 12:29:17 PM »
So... Cruise girls want to come over tomorrow. I don't understand why she wants to spend time and money on this. :doge Meh, women.

Already had my first Tinder date(yay) and it was a disaster. I had no chemistry with her and just froze my ass outside. Im not really feeling motivated to message my matches and try to set something up cause everything is closed and it's kinda creepy to invite them over first without seeing them. Skype or some other crap could work first but like i said, im not very motivated atm. Tbh this is a pain in the ass even if you match with people you like appearance wise, im glad i stayed out of online stuff before and just stuck to events/bars.

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« Reply #13630 on: April 08, 2020, 12:44:18 PM »
I am absolutely not considering this time as a point when I'm gonna meet someone to date. I put on all my profiles that I am okay with just finding someone to talk to for whatever amount of time the conversation lasts. It's kind of a good low-stakes period to just converse and figure yourself out and what you might be looking for. Given that we are at least a month away from even a few things opening in California, this feels like the safest approach.

Also, of course I'm still getting through my breakup, so just putting myself out there with no expectations attached is helping.
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« Reply #13631 on: April 09, 2020, 06:49:09 PM »
I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

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« Reply #13632 on: April 09, 2020, 06:52:07 PM »
bebps is high maintenance  ::)
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« Reply #13633 on: April 09, 2020, 08:25:43 PM »
Rabbits live in cages and then you take them out to play outside if you aren’t a weird fecal freak.

They are fucking adorable too

Her photos are the rabbit running uncaged around eating all her stuff.

I’ve known two people with rabbits and their places always stank. They just don’t seem like good pets.

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« Reply #13634 on: April 09, 2020, 08:31:43 PM »
They only live for two years. Deal with the rabbits or be alone!
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« Reply #13635 on: April 09, 2020, 08:37:31 PM »
rabbits and ferrets are both :nope

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« Reply #13636 on: April 09, 2020, 09:07:51 PM »
I dunno, this former coworker of mine has at least one rabbit and judging from her pics and vids on Instagram her place looks pretty clean. Actually thinking on it, another former coworker of mine had a rabbit as well and his place was very clean and didn't smell.

I think it just depends on the owner. My ex had 4 cats and if you didn't seem them or the cat furniture you wouldn't have known it.
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« Reply #13637 on: April 09, 2020, 10:52:36 PM »
I had rabbits growing up, and I took care of a former roommate's rabbit for a couple of months. They poop like crazy.

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« Reply #13638 on: April 10, 2020, 12:17:21 AM »
Yeah I had a rabbit and they shit loads and piss everywhere whilst chewing absolutely anything they can get their teeth on, also when my one died the fit they have before they do is terrifying, wasn’t cool to see as a 12 year old.

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« Reply #13639 on: April 10, 2020, 02:07:18 AM »
I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

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« Reply #13640 on: April 10, 2020, 02:08:44 AM »
had some rabbit tacos about a month ago. a bit overpriced for tacos, but overall worth it  :drool
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« Reply #13641 on: April 10, 2020, 02:10:40 AM »
I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

Cute rabbit ! Do you have any mustard ?
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« Reply #13642 on: April 10, 2020, 03:27:57 AM »
I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

Feel like chances of a second date are low if you eat their pet.

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« Reply #13643 on: April 10, 2020, 05:04:54 AM »
I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

Feel like chances of a second date are low if you eat their pet.


Yes, BUT


Rabbits are delicious.

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« Reply #13644 on: April 10, 2020, 05:12:37 AM »
I was on okc last night and a cute girl liked my profile and she had a rabbit.

I like pets, but thought about this and a rabbit is bigger dealbreaker than almost anything outside smoking. Like even if the person was amazing, you gotta have a rabbit running around your place shitting everywhere all the time eating all your cables? Yeah, I just can't. (btw this is my experience of rabbit pets from friends who have rabbit pets).

Counter point: rabbits are delicious.

Feel like chances of a second date are low if you eat their pet.
forget the girl, you're only in this for the delicious rabbit now  :drool rabbit>stank rona pussy
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« Reply #13646 on: April 10, 2020, 05:20:41 AM »
I want some rabbit to eat now.  :maf
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« Reply #13647 on: April 23, 2020, 03:32:06 PM »
Love can bloom on the battlefield but less so in a pandemic.

Wow a match that actually messages. In a style not too dissimilar with some of the shit we do here. That one may be actually promising.

Not so promising after all. We exchanged a dozens or more messages initially (including Ghana pallbearers) but she didn't pickup on the last message. I guess I could try talking cinema because she loves it but honestly... Not really in the mood for it. Pen palling without any IRL meeting in sight (we're still 2-3 weeks away from restrictions being eased) is not motivating to me. Or it has to really click, which is obviously not the case here.

In the grand GAFERA tradition, I'll now ignore all convergent advice and message my crush in LinkedIn.  :derp

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Nah you're all right. Would be dumb.
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I have to confess that 10 days later I did send a message, idle hands invite the devil and all that. Now in my defense, last time we met and discussed a bit I did suggest, if the lockdown was to last long I might drop in a message on LinkedIn for "professional news" and that didn't seem to bother her, quite the contrary. I kept it very simple, saying I kept getting work, hoping she was doing fine. She confirmed she went down south to stay in with her parents, thought I was really lucky to work while she was bored to tears, we wished each other well for the rest of the lockdown and left it at that. The employer we work at is currently planning on reopening (though they didn't officially told us so yet) so I could follow up but I'll wait to see if I get some planning there early May, I'd rather offer her a coffee. She did not suggest to take the discussion elsewhere so I'm lukewarm about a there being there.
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« Reply #13648 on: April 23, 2020, 07:12:32 PM »
Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

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« Reply #13649 on: April 23, 2020, 07:26:11 PM »
Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

 :mindblown
Obviously keep some archive and info to report if need be.
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« Reply #13650 on: April 23, 2020, 07:30:25 PM »
Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs
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« Reply #13651 on: April 23, 2020, 08:34:35 PM »
tinder incels need BBC  :doge

do they know your thebore.com account  :thinking
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« Reply #13652 on: April 23, 2020, 09:07:20 PM »
Good news, she messaged me today! No worsening symptoms!

Have not heard from her in awhile. No biggie. I did hit up this girl I matched with a long time ago and got some responses. I feel like if the lockdown wasn't happening I would see if she was free this weekend, so I don't really know where to go with it next, but I feel like a girl who tells you that the Tale of games are among her all time favorites is probably worth waiting for ;-)
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« Reply #13653 on: April 23, 2020, 09:21:20 PM »
protect valk at all costs  :fbm
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« Reply #13654 on: April 23, 2020, 09:25:16 PM »
Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs
Fuckin whoa

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« Reply #13655 on: April 23, 2020, 09:47:03 PM »
protect valk at all costs  :fbm

filler: a simp denied his message board date  :goldberg
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« Reply #13656 on: April 23, 2020, 11:02:15 PM »
Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

That's insanely creepy. Have you spoken with the police?

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« Reply #13657 on: April 24, 2020, 09:22:34 AM »
wtf Valk


Get stalked irl by Tinder incels who sends you pics of yourself getting on and off the bus, brehs

That's insanely creepy. Have you spoken with the police?

Yes, this x100

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« Reply #13658 on: April 24, 2020, 10:52:07 PM »
Dude I would shit myself so hard that’s scary

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« Reply #13659 on: April 24, 2020, 11:17:50 PM »
Sorry that happened to ya, val. Hope you're staying safe and being careful.

On a lighter note: I got the "miss you" drunk ex text for once! I was the recipient and I got to turn the bitch down. Felt so good! :rejoice
"I belong to da skreetz"  :pimp
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« Reply #13660 on: April 24, 2020, 11:19:26 PM »
Good news, she messaged me today! No worsening symptoms!

Have not heard from her in awhile. No biggie. I did hit up this girl I matched with a long time ago and got some responses. I feel like if the lockdown wasn't happening I would see if she was free this weekend, so I don't really know where to go with it next, but I feel like a girl who tells you that the Tale of games are among her all time favorites is probably worth waiting for ;-)

Lulz, showed up to my friend's weekly Zoom happy hour. 10 minutes or so in... the lawyer lady joins. I messaged her on OKC and said "Are we in the same zoom happy hour?" and a minute later she asks "is there anyone named myrealname here?". So that's fun.
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« Reply #13661 on: April 25, 2020, 02:08:06 AM »
Sorry that happened to ya, val. Hope you're staying safe and being careful.

On a lighter note: I got the "miss you" drunk ex text for once! I was the recipient and I got to turn the bitch down. Felt so good! :rejoice

Have enough self-respect and self-esteem to pass on free pussy brehs :heh
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« Reply #13662 on: April 25, 2020, 05:25:18 PM »
Good news, she messaged me today! No worsening symptoms!

Have not heard from her in awhile. No biggie. I did hit up this girl I matched with a long time ago and got some responses. I feel like if the lockdown wasn't happening I would see if she was free this weekend, so I don't really know where to go with it next, but I feel like a girl who tells you that the Tale of games are among her all time favorites is probably worth waiting for ;-)

Lulz, showed up to my friend's weekly Zoom happy hour. 10 minutes or so in... the lawyer lady joins. I messaged her on OKC and said "Are we in the same zoom happy hour?" and a minute later she asks "is there anyone named myrealname here?". So that's fun.

After sleeping on it, I don't really know what to do next or if I even do anything. Blech.
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« Reply #13663 on: April 25, 2020, 06:31:02 PM »
Binging this guy's videos currently. Thought I'd drop this one here, since it seems useful. Ignore the title, most if it ends up being general advice.


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« Reply #13664 on: April 25, 2020, 06:32:00 PM »
Binging this guy's videos currently. Thought I'd drop this one here, since it seems useful.



Holy shit, I've been watching his videos too recently. I watched the incel related ones in particular.
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« Reply #13665 on: May 02, 2020, 10:59:01 AM »
Been getting a few likes in OKcupid and a couple of matches who don't talk.
:yeshrug

With lockdown coming closer to being relaxed, I shot back a message to coveted coworker, had a response inviting more details. We'll see where this goes.
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« Reply #13666 on: May 02, 2020, 11:39:33 AM »
What have I missed in the last few seasons, brehs  :doge
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« Reply #13667 on: May 02, 2020, 11:43:37 AM »
What have I missed in the last few seasons, brehs  :doge

lust, lies, and lamentations

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« Reply #13668 on: May 02, 2020, 03:32:36 PM »
p big cliffhanger with valk getting stalked irl
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« Reply #13669 on: May 03, 2020, 04:44:42 PM »
Also shot back a message to that one OKCupid match straight out of the Laissez-Faire thread, she looks fine and we chatted a bit so no harm in trying.

Colleague is talkative and inpatient to go back to work. Did not pick up much beyond her overall pleasantness.
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« Reply #13670 on: May 03, 2020, 05:16:11 PM »
she's impatient to get back to you  :-[
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« Reply #13671 on: May 03, 2020, 05:21:07 PM »
she's impatient to get back to you  :-[

One can hope  :-[
I'm not sure but I guess there will only be one way to find out.
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« Reply #13672 on: May 03, 2020, 05:24:23 PM »
french-asian pussy  :lawd
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« Reply #13673 on: May 04, 2020, 08:31:56 AM »
Laissez-Faire match was kind enough to reply me back and say she didn't feel the connection. It's rare enough to get some decent closures on dating apps so I'll take it.
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« Reply #13674 on: May 05, 2020, 06:52:40 AM »
I'm working at the right place this month. She'll keep me posted when she knows when her department restart post-lockdown.
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« Reply #13675 on: May 05, 2020, 05:17:48 PM »
My princess and queen lady aka Yashskweela gave me a birthday gift of free-use this year, little knowing that this C19 thang was going on shortly afterwards!

Suffice to say, this lockdown
Has taken my cockdown
And free-use
Is just awesome: she hates it doggy, but I love it. AND THE FACT THAT SHE HATES IT, MAKES IT EVEN HOTTER, AND SHE KNOWS THAT. UGH DIRTY BITCHESXXXXX
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« Reply #13676 on: May 05, 2020, 05:19:24 PM »
king shit
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« Reply #13677 on: May 05, 2020, 05:19:26 PM »
you only get doggy as a special gift?  :-\
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« Reply #13678 on: May 05, 2020, 05:42:10 PM »
What does "free use" mean?

So confused.

"Free use me in bed as you want", it seems.
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« Reply #13679 on: May 05, 2020, 05:55:54 PM »
What does "free use" mean?

So confused.

"Free use me in bed as you want", it seems.

Thinking riotous concerns himself with petty matters like “consent”  ::)
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