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Re: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011
« Reply #14280 on: January 13, 2021, 02:47:00 PM »
Mmarsu breh, online dating is where Dutch Directness goes to die. Hoes be ghosting all the time for no good reason. It fucking sucks, but try to not to take it personally, and move on to the next one.
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« Reply #14281 on: January 13, 2021, 03:40:23 PM »
Lmao now she responds and only sends back

" 👾 Always a good idea 🤣"

Whut? Im even more confused now
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« Reply #14282 on: January 13, 2021, 04:09:10 PM »
Tell her you're thinking of going to the inaugaration to help stop the steal

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« Reply #14283 on: January 13, 2021, 05:21:23 PM »
Lmao now she responds and only sends back

" 👾 Always a good idea 🤣"

Whut? Im even more confused now
I hate this bitch  :flabbypd
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« Reply #14284 on: January 13, 2021, 05:28:32 PM »
im confused as fuck bro is she playing with me or is she just being goofy af?



Not Tinder but Whatsapp but you get the idea

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« Reply #14285 on: January 13, 2021, 05:53:13 PM »
It's hard to say without seeing the exact transcript (I don't want to see the transcript)

You gotta figure it out, getting us to do it for you would be cheating

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« Reply #14286 on: January 13, 2021, 06:09:38 PM »
Found the saddest dating profile on the internet

https://www.reddit.com/user/magdalin

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I’m so lonely and horny. I’m homeless right now so I can’t host but if you have a place and have a bottle of something I could get buzzed on and can fuck then I’m totally down :) I’m just looking for someone to have fun with for a few hours or the night.

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I lost my job as a dancer months ago when the pandemic hit. I’ve been doing some things recently to get by, little side hustles etc. Occasionally I’ve posted on Reddit asking for donations

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I’m horny and honestly could make out for hours. I’ve been really lonely lately and stuck inside for months with two kids.

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I’m single with two small kids. Two different fathers, neither one of them is in my sons’ lives. With my second kid, I kept in touch with his dad because I still have his number. I’m not supposed to contact or text him unless there’s a dire emergency, and even then it has to be as a last possible resort because he does NOT want to hear from me. He has only seen his son once and they haven’t interacted. He doesn’t pay child support, nothing. I’m not supposed to ask.

The problem is that I’ve been out of work since covid. I’m behind on rent and bills. But mostly I’m struggling to feed my kids... there’s just no money.

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I’m almost nine weeks pregnant, which I’m pretty shocked about because a condom plus birth control was used. Yet I got the doctor’s confirmation that I am pregnant. I have two kids already from two different guys. Neither of my sons were planned.

I’m thinking of getting an abortion but unlike before, part of me reeeaally wants to keep this kid. I think part of it is hormones, the other part is the hope that I can finally have a daughter. But I’m just so unsure. I never thought I was the type to be a mom and plus I don’t have a partner to really help me.

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grew up in foster care and then when you become an adult you “age out”, meaning you are no longer in the system. Some kids who age out are allowed to stay with their foster parents if they have a good relationship. I didn’t have a good relationship with my foster parents; they had a mix of foster children and their own bio children living in the house and they basically just did it for the check. Anyway, I knew my birthday was approaching and that I’d have to leave and I was really nervous to talk to my foster mom about it. I did and she was pretty dismissive of me, saying that there would t be room but that maybe I could stay a few weeks after my birthday.

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« Reply #14287 on: January 13, 2021, 07:53:55 PM »
Well i sent back

"Ofcourse 😂 Well.. let's go order some together then 🤷🏼‍♂️"
"Do you really have any better plans next weekend 🤪"
"Anyway if you wanna do something together let me know if not thats cool no worries 🤷🏼‍♂️🙂"

Im probably in the no go zone but fuck it
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« Reply #14288 on: January 13, 2021, 10:13:28 PM »
She's probably just not interested. If you talked for a month, that's long enough to know if there's some element of your personality that wouldn't jive with her for a long-term relationship. Maybe you remind her of an ex or your sense of humor hits a different note than hers.

I don't know if this is problematic to say, but I feel like one issue with internet dating is that you talk too much before meeting and so you end up taking less chances if the preliminary mental profile doesn't match what you were looking for.

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« Reply #14289 on: January 13, 2021, 10:55:05 PM »
Well i sent back

"Ofcourse 😂 Well.. let's go order some together then 🤷🏼‍♂️"
"Do you really have any better plans next weekend 🤪"
"Anyway if you wanna do something together let me know if not thats cool no worries 🤷🏼‍♂️🙂"

Im probably in the no go zone but fuck it

What you should've sent:

"I'm a fiend for sushi. But I haven't munched on something raw or wild in a while. Whatcha upto next weekend  :smug? "

If they're too stupid to pick up on you wanting to eat pussy, or they don't have a sense of humor to laugh at that, they ain't worth the time.
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« Reply #14290 on: January 13, 2021, 11:10:20 PM »
Maybe she likes your personality but she thinks you're ugly. Does that help?

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« Reply #14291 on: January 14, 2021, 02:32:01 AM »
Haha it doesnt matter. I had nothing to lose in this particular situation anyway
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« Reply #14292 on: January 14, 2021, 04:49:09 AM »
Oh I sent that shit at like 2AM cause I was still awake, then I saw her coming online

And sent


"Damn you were still awake  :lol I thought I was the only one who was still awake at this hour. Or if you was sleeping and I woke you in that case sorry  :lol"

Then she sent me back this morning "yeah I was working the night shift  :lol"

So she didnt respond to me saying like all that shit about hooking up or if she didnt want to thats cool :shrug  ???

(btw she's a medical analist working at a hospital lmao)

Well at least she's sending back something  :lol but not going into meeting up, that doesnt neccesarily mean she doesnt want to since she also didnt neg me here? Right>?
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« Reply #14293 on: January 14, 2021, 04:51:28 AM »

(btw she's a medical analist working at a hospital lmao)


:shaq  :science  :shaq
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« Reply #14294 on: January 14, 2021, 05:10:38 AM »

(btw she's a medical analist working at a hospital lmao)


:shaq  :science  :shaq

lmao ye she said she tried it before but didnt like it

I told her the dude probably didnt know what he was doing  :lol

she was like yea maybe

(thats about two weeks ago tho)

But I guess she still wanna talk to me if she's replying at all, even if she ignored the meeting up part  ???
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« Reply #14295 on: January 14, 2021, 07:27:34 AM »
She’s telling you she isn’t interested in meeting up.   Chat more if you want but stop asking her out for now

Fair enough :shrug

I dont really have any interest in conversing with someone for no reason at all if there's not more in it possibly. a woman who im trying to fuck if it's not in the cards
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« Reply #14296 on: January 14, 2021, 08:07:16 AM »
Another girl on some dating app just told me she's doing dry january

I told her that sounds pretty boring as if she hasnt been dry long enough already  :lol

I really just dont give a fuck anymore
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« Reply #14297 on: January 14, 2021, 08:43:29 AM »
You should have said "Well I guess we'll have to get together in February, you'd be moist around me."

 :lol hahaha
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« Reply #14298 on: January 15, 2021, 02:07:09 PM »
New dating resource for all you lonely boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpermDonorClassifieds/
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« Reply #14299 on: January 15, 2021, 06:06:13 PM »
There is nothing more terrifying than a one n done fuck that leads to child support payments. Most STDs can be cured at least, children can't.
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« Reply #14300 on: January 15, 2021, 06:51:19 PM »
New dating resource for all you lonely boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpermDonorClassifieds/
maybe i should look into this, I'm quite capable of knocking chix up.  :doge
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« Reply #14301 on: January 15, 2021, 10:55:29 PM »
New dating resource for all you lonely boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpermDonorClassifieds/
maybe i should look into this, I'm quite capable of knocking chix up.  :doge

99% of the posts are “I’ll donate my sperm!” And gay men.

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« Reply #14302 on: January 17, 2021, 04:02:25 PM »
This keeps me going

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« Reply #14303 on: January 17, 2021, 10:46:00 PM »
Whenever I visit my mom I download tinder for the fun

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« Reply #14304 on: January 18, 2021, 05:46:03 AM »
I wish I could try the US dating pool

Dutch chicks  :trash :larry
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« Reply #14305 on: January 18, 2021, 06:03:53 AM »
American women are well known to be non-fickle and non-shallow on dating apps. You’re really missing out.
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« Reply #14306 on: January 18, 2021, 06:05:33 AM »
American women are well known to be non-fickle and non-shallow on dating apps. You’re really missing out.

Haha im just interested in meeting a different type I guess.

Convos in dutch also suck. Our language is shit
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« Reply #14308 on: January 20, 2021, 12:27:49 AM »
A chick I used to sleep with told me I have a pretty big dick today.

And she’s a hoe so she would know.

 :maduro

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« Reply #14309 on: January 20, 2021, 12:32:15 AM »
Why don't you just look it up online like a normal person

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« Reply #14310 on: January 20, 2021, 01:40:31 AM »
A chick I used to sleep with told me I have a pretty big dick today.

And she’s a hoe so she would know.

 :maduro

Pics or gtfo  :bolo
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« Reply #14311 on: January 20, 2021, 09:05:49 AM »
Why don't you just look it up online like a normal person

Shits like a normal dick. I don’t think it’s big at all tbh.

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« Reply #14312 on: January 20, 2021, 09:26:44 AM »
The only comment I ever had on it was "it's the right size for me".

 :goty2


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« Reply #14313 on: January 20, 2021, 11:09:18 AM »
A chick I used to sleep with told me I have a pretty big dick today.

And she’s a hoe so she would know.

 :maduro

Girls always say that shit to make you feel better

Especially if youre paying for it
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« Reply #14314 on: January 20, 2021, 11:31:37 AM »
A chick I used to sleep with told me I have a pretty big dick today.

And she’s a hoe so she would know.

 :maduro

Girls always say that shit to make you feel better

Especially if youre paying for it

Worth every dollar
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« Reply #14315 on: January 22, 2021, 01:42:53 PM »
Downloaded tinder.

Got 6 matches

!!!

None of them messaged me :(
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« Reply #14316 on: February 02, 2021, 01:49:22 AM »
I smashed my teacher in Hawaii while already having a side bih :dice

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« Reply #14317 on: February 02, 2021, 01:59:30 AM »
Downloaded tinder.

Got 6 matches

!!!

None of them messaged me :(

Say, "hey you're cute, I'm really looking for something mutually beneficial" and see how it goes.

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« Reply #14318 on: February 02, 2021, 02:17:55 AM »
Chances of success for that sound about as high as they were for the James Fund. So pretty darn high. I say go for it, and report back.
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« Reply #14319 on: February 02, 2021, 03:28:29 AM »
My mental health has been so dog shit as of late due to working nightshift and being quarantined that I'm not even attempting to date. Every time I install tinder I just realize how fucked everything is and get hit with intense waves of depression and loathing.

Tbh, now is a great time to just focus on creative pursuits and hobbies. Right now I'm learning how to produce music and once I have enough money saved up I'll be buying a nice beefed up work computer to do 3D modeling and motion graphics.  :-[

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« Reply #14320 on: February 02, 2021, 10:00:28 AM »
My 2 tinder matches from November fizzled out in December once NYC stopped indoor dining. And I wasn't gonna keep spending money on SA. I'm out of the dating game too at least until it gets warm again.

I'm actually kind of relieved. Trying to talk to multiple women sometimes felt like work.

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« Reply #14321 on: February 03, 2021, 04:34:46 AM »
I like to go on fb and talk to like 3 or 4 women at a time with no intention of doing anything with any of them  :lol then they get mad about it, but I was never going to bring any of them out here anyway  :heh I have thought about it, but eh
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« Reply #14322 on: February 03, 2021, 04:45:28 AM »
"never going to bring any of them out here anyway"? random women on messenger? where are they from? 

please explain this aberrant behaviour  :lol

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« Reply #14323 on: February 03, 2021, 04:49:33 AM »
mostly from back in GA. some of them I care about, so then I feel a little bad about it. if I was out there I might date one of them.
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« Reply #14324 on: February 03, 2021, 05:11:23 AM »
I don't know why I even do this. it's like I feel I want to make something happen, but at the same time I don't want to actually have to do anything. maybe I just like knowing I can still pull one in  :yeshrug
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« Reply #14325 on: February 04, 2021, 02:09:22 PM »
I did apologize and don't think I'll be doing any of that again. I don't take their feelings lightly, but I do laugh at my own shitty behavior.
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« Reply #14326 on: February 04, 2021, 03:08:07 PM »
Every time I install tinder I just realize how fucked everything is and get hit with intense waves of depression and loathing.

Same, Tinder deleted. Ended up with 8 matches, but didnt talk to any of them

:fbm
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« Reply #14327 on: February 07, 2021, 12:00:26 AM »
In 2021 is having a type not politically correct because it's a form of objectifying women?

Because I have a type and I sometimes I feel guilty about it because of that. I still date mostly people who are not my type (because my type is mostly unattainable). But man when I see someone my type I get pretty excited.

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« Reply #14328 on: February 07, 2021, 01:28:56 AM »
This is my completely uninformed opinion.

It's fine to have a type. It's fine to have a preference. What becomes suspect is when you are absolute about it, as if you are not at all open to any other option.

"I don't like this type of woman"

Well, why? What preconceived notions do you have about this type of person? Seems kind of strange that you would paint this type of person as being one way.

Now I'm obviously talking about something more broad and racial than what I think you are talking about Bebop. I'm assuming what you are talking about is "I like women who are work-focused or have glasses!" But I think in general the point is to have an open mind.

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« Reply #14329 on: February 07, 2021, 01:38:57 AM »
In 2021 is having a type not politically correct because it's a form of objectifying women?

Because I have a type and I sometimes I feel guilty about it because of that. I still date mostly people who are not my type (because my type is mostly unattainable). But man when I see someone my type I get pretty excited.

Its ok to like big titty goths.

We all do.
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« Reply #14331 on: February 07, 2021, 01:51:48 PM »
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« Reply #14332 on: February 07, 2021, 02:04:18 PM »
Green Bubble Boys  :girlaff
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« Reply #14334 on: February 07, 2021, 03:13:42 PM »
I was told Google was cool :(
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« Reply #14335 on: February 24, 2021, 03:36:31 PM »
This Android owner is getting his nob polished tomorrow  :patel
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« Reply #14336 on: February 24, 2021, 03:50:24 PM »
This Android owner is getting his nob polished tomorrow  :patel

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« Reply #14337 on: February 24, 2021, 04:27:33 PM »
This Android owner is getting his nob polished tomorrow  :patel

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« Reply #14338 on: February 24, 2021, 05:16:18 PM »
Just more of her to love  :idont
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« Reply #14339 on: February 25, 2021, 10:51:01 AM »
In 2021 is having a type not politically correct because it's a form of objectifying women?

Because I have a type and I sometimes I feel guilty about it because of that. I still date mostly people who are not my type (because my type is mostly unattainable). But man when I see someone my type I get pretty excited.

This seems like a massive red flag. Just sayin'.
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