RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Bebpo]

So on Hinge, 100% of my likes are from women older than me. I'm 39 and every like I get is someone 43-45.

I really don't want to date someone older than me at this point in my life. When I was in my 20s, an older women in their 30s or something was cool, but I'm looking to maybe/probably get married & have a couple kids soon and I feel like I really don't want to date anyone older than about 37.

I feel like a jerk continuing to be so picky even at my age about who I want to date, but idk, I still feel pretty strongly about age.


Also man, I put up my headshot photo from our photos thread which I thought looked good and everyone I know things looks good, and it just bombed my profile on OKC. My likes ratio has gone to practically nothing. I guess even in lockdown Covid america, no one wants to see selfie headshots, they want to see action shots outdoors and social even though nobody is doing those things right now (or shouldn't be).

[kingv]

I ho’ed real bad this week and slept with two new women since last Friday.

Though the woman I had over last night for NYE, I genuinely had a great time. She’s super sweet and we had a ball.

She saw discord on the screen in the background of one of my photos and got onto the topic of being a gamer.

So we made dinner, played mario kart, watched the ball drop, drank some champagne, followed by cuddling, heavy petting and banging until like 3 AM. Then I made pancakes for us this morning and we talked about her business.

I mean, it’s an SA date, so like, you know not probably going anywhere serious, but still I had a ton of fun.

[MMaRsu]

Ive been texting with this girl for over a month, first through a tinder eaque dating app called bumble and now we exhanged numbers. I suggested ordering sushi this weekend she asked I delivered to her work jokingly with a funny smiley, I said what do you think youll have to earn more points on the savings card before that happens

But we should hang out next weekend so you can start earning some points

I dunno normally we've been like messaging everyday but now shes left me hanging for two days straight im.not gonna send anything till i get a response

[Beezy]

1. She shouldn't be asking for shit from someone she hasn't even met.

2. Earning points? That's extremely cringy/corny.

[team filler]

maybe something is lost in the translation here 

[Rahxephon91]

Choke her.
































I'm just joking.

[team filler]

Joke her.

























I'm just choking. 

[BIONIC]

maybe something is lost in the translation here 

Dutch Directness is lost on us plebs 

[MMaRsu]

Dont you have like a points card at subway or something

i just said I dont do delivery unless you have a full points card
You know

Like a joke

Either way weve veen chatting for over a month, most each day, just random shit or having a laugh making jokes or sending eachother weird stickers 🤷🏼‍♂️ Probably the best chat Ive had on a dating app, and now I have her digits. But I just wanna meet up cause I dislike chatting a lot. But this chat has veen good and fun. Up untill I got ignored for three days in a row now She hasnt said yes or no maybe shes just gonna leave me hanging for no reason 🤷🏼‍♂️ eh whatever plenty o other fish in the sea

[james]

Sometimes bitches be crazy.

A few years ago, I had a friend I was chatty with. I was going to be in the city near her work, and I asked if I could "pencil her in for lunch".

Thats common business talk right? At least on TV. You say your calendar is full but you will try and pencil them in for lunch or whatever. At least thats how I understood it.

SHE MELTED DOWN ON ME.

Accused me of calling her a prostitute and told me to never contact her again. We were friends for years!

[Nintex]

Sometimes bitches be crazy.

A few years ago, I had a friend I was chatty with. I was going to be in the city near her work, and I asked if I could "pencil her in for lunch".

Thats common business talk right? At least on TV. You say your calendar is full but you will try and pencil them in for lunch or whatever. At least thats how I understood it.

SHE MELTED DOWN ON ME.

Accused me of calling her a prostitute and told me to never contact her again. We were friends for years!

Check your messages it said: "penis her in for lunch"

[james]

Sometimes bitches be crazy.

A few years ago, I had a friend I was chatty with. I was going to be in the city near her work, and I asked if I could "pencil her in for lunch".

Thats common business talk right? At least on TV. You say your calendar is full but you will try and pencil them in for lunch or whatever. At least thats how I understood it.

SHE MELTED DOWN ON ME.

Accused me of calling her a prostitute and told me to never contact her again. We were friends for years!

Check your messages it said: "penis her in for lunch"

[kingv]

Well, I had the NYE date, and it was super fun. She's a super cool chick. She's not super duper hot, more like average... but I mean she's 15 years younger than me, so average for her age is working pretty well for me.

Also, because I am a degenerate I've been occasionally also banging this chick who's a huge hot mess with a ton of tattoos and a really great ass. Umm, yes, I do wear condoms all the time now, just FYI.

[team filler]

"condoms" 

[BIONIC]

How much do you spend per hoe?

[MMaRsu]

No message yet since thursday 🤷🏼‍♂️ I guess we done chatting every day for no reason other than me suggesting we get some sushi together on the weekend 🤦🏼‍♂️ dafuq

Oh well its not like there arent other girls but I was kinda feeling this girl cause she looked good and the convos we had were fun 🤷🏼‍♂️. I figured if we exchanged numbers she'll at least wanna hang out or something right otherwise why even give out your number?

She might just be testing me to see what/if I send more if she doesnt send anything but honestly Im not planning on sending anything till she does.

Im certain it wouldnt be quite right to ask why she hasnt responded 🤦🏼‍♂️ so obvs not gonna do that.

In the past when she didnt send me anything for a day she would be like omg sorry for my late reply

Honestly im trying not to but its fucking with my self asteem. I thought i had finally 'met' a girl whos chill and looks good and no weird games 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[Tasty]

"condoms" 

They do the important job of stopping the spread of diseases such as HIV, AIDS, and pregnancy.

[kingv]

How much do you spend per hoe?

$250-$300 per meetup, more or less.

Practically speaking, it’s probably a little more, because there is usually some kind of date involved or I’m helping them with something they need done as well. Like the chick from NYE, I put in some black out curtains in her place because she was having trouble getting her son to nap during the day, and am helping her file her back taxes next week. Those cost me something but not necessarily a whole lot of money, mostly just a little time and know how. But me doing it for free is a hell of a lot cheaper than going down to H&R Block.

[MMaRsu]

[BIONIC]

How much do you spend per hoe?

$250-$300 per meetup, more or less.

Dat booty must be real good breh.

[kingv]

How much do you spend per hoe?

$250-$300 per meetup, more or less.

Dat booty must be real good breh.

Compared to an escort with an hourly rate sheet, that's super cheap.

[team filler]

not really  but if you got the money for it, spend up playa' 

[james]

How much do you spend per hoe?

$250-$300 per meetup, more or less.

Dat booty must be real good breh.

Compared to an escort with an hourly rate sheet, that's super cheap.

Cheaper than Cambodia?

[BIONIC]

filler supports his local economy 

[team filler]

I've been with whores that advertise those prices, just never paid them whatever bullshit price they were asking 

[kingv]

I’ve never really gotten into the sw that actually call themselves escorts game, so don’t know much about negotiating from it.

I don’t really feel like I’m getting robbed though. I mean, we’re making dinner together, hanging out, and typically spending overnights together. So like, hourly, it’s good.

I do like how this thread used to be careposting about how were all actually handsome but now it’s just sex worked talk 

[team filler]

 

[BIONIC]

My mommy says I’m the most handsomest boy in the whole world 

[MMaRsu]

Already deleted the chat from my phone but still kinda bummed about it.

Also wondering if I should send likething like 🙋🏼‍♂️ just that but eh probably best not I just dont fucking get it a month long apping every day and just like that I get no response anymore

Must have met a chad

[Rufus]

Must have met a chad

Don't go down this road, man.

[MMaRsu]

Yeah, I just keep thinking of reasons why she wouldnt at least send me a polite "nah I dont think thats gonna work out"

Why even exchange numbers if you have no interest in meeting up?

Either way, I send a message her way today

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I guess Sushi wasnt really a great proposition was it  :shrug

Eh fuck it. I think it should be okay to send the above if you havent gotten a response for 6 days straight (since before we was chatting almost every day and if she couldnt reply she would be like omg sorry for not responding )

If not, fuck it. On to the next one.

[team filler]

our boi mmarsu is down bad 

[MMaRsu]

Yeah, I just keep thinking

There's the issue.

Oh fuck off, for real.

[MMaRsu]

I wasnt overthinking it at all, thats how I got the digits and we was chatting great for a month. till she gave me the slip and straight up didnt reply for 6 days.

Maybe thats what got me to overthink it?

Jeesh what a fucking surprise you cuck

Not gonna lie and say I never fucked it up with girls through chats or because I was overthinking it, but this time it surely wasnt and im also 100% sure I didnt say or do anything wrong this time.

[BIONIC]

You need to get to a place where you aren't overthinking interactions with girls you don't really know.

For your own mental health, and because if you relax about this shit it should come more naturally to you and you may find you have the most success.

Having a magnum dong also helps.

[MMaRsu]

Im sorry for calling you a cuck I didnt mean it but to imply I did anything wrong in this situation is just wack.

I will agree that I do overthink this kinda stuff too much, but in this case Im sure we've been chatting for a month, it was fun, we sent jokes and funny pics and asked about eachothers day and whatnot. i dunno it never seemed awkward or weird till she ditched me out of the blue with no response. Oh well might as well give it a rest she aint never gonna send anything back, gor what reason only she knows.

[team filler]

you didn't do anything wrong, which is why you are overthinking it. people ghost other people all the time for various reasons that may have nothing to do with the other person.

[Transhuman]

It's usually because they're worried that the guy is going to sense you're no longer that interested and send awkward or abusive messages, which I can only assume happens a lot.

[BIONIC]

Mmarsu breh, online dating is where Dutch Directness goes to die. Hoes be ghosting all the time for no good reason. It fucking sucks, but try to not to take it personally, and move on to the next one.

[MMaRsu]

Lmao now she responds and only sends back

" 👾 Always a good idea 🤣"

Whut? Im even more confused now

[Transhuman]

Tell her you're thinking of going to the inaugaration to help stop the steal

[team filler]

Lmao now she responds and only sends back

" 👾 Always a good idea 🤣"

Whut? Im even more confused now

I hate this bitch 

[MMaRsu]

im confused as fuck bro is she playing with me or is she just being goofy af?



Not Tinder but Whatsapp but you get the idea

[Transhuman]

It's hard to say without seeing the exact transcript (I don't want to see the transcript)

You gotta figure it out, getting us to do it for you would be cheating

[james]

Found the saddest dating profile on the internet

https://www.reddit.com/user/magdalin

I’m so lonely and horny. I’m homeless right now so I can’t host but if you have a place and have a bottle of something I could get buzzed on and can fuck then I’m totally down I’m just looking for someone to have fun with for a few hours or the night.

I lost my job as a dancer months ago when the pandemic hit. I’ve been doing some things recently to get by, little side hustles etc. Occasionally I’ve posted on Reddit asking for donations

I’m horny and honestly could make out for hours. I’ve been really lonely lately and stuck inside for months with two kids.

I’m single with two small kids. Two different fathers, neither one of them is in my sons’ lives. With my second kid, I kept in touch with his dad because I still have his number. I’m not supposed to contact or text him unless there’s a dire emergency, and even then it has to be as a last possible resort because he does NOT want to hear from me. He has only seen his son once and they haven’t interacted. He doesn’t pay child support, nothing. I’m not supposed to ask.

The problem is that I’ve been out of work since covid. I’m behind on rent and bills. But mostly I’m struggling to feed my kids... there’s just no money.

Sometimes I wish I were married to my rapist

I’m almost nine weeks pregnant, which I’m pretty shocked about because a condom plus birth control was used. Yet I got the doctor’s confirmation that I am pregnant. I have two kids already from two different guys. Neither of my sons were planned.

I’m thinking of getting an abortion but unlike before, part of me reeeaally wants to keep this kid. I think part of it is hormones, the other part is the hope that I can finally have a daughter. But I’m just so unsure. I never thought I was the type to be a mom and plus I don’t have a partner to really help me.

grew up in foster care and then when you become an adult you “age out”, meaning you are no longer in the system. Some kids who age out are allowed to stay with their foster parents if they have a good relationship. I didn’t have a good relationship with my foster parents; they had a mix of foster children and their own bio children living in the house and they basically just did it for the check. Anyway, I knew my birthday was approaching and that I’d have to leave and I was really nervous to talk to my foster mom about it. I did and she was pretty dismissive of me, saying that there would t be room but that maybe I could stay a few weeks after my birthday.

 

[MMaRsu]

Well i sent back

"Ofcourse 😂 Well.. let's go order some together then 🤷🏼‍♂️"
"Do you really have any better plans next weekend 🤪"
"Anyway if you wanna do something together let me know if not thats cool no worries 🤷🏼‍♂️🙂"

Im probably in the no go zone but fuck it

[brawndolicious]

She's probably just not interested. If you talked for a month, that's long enough to know if there's some element of your personality that wouldn't jive with her for a long-term relationship. Maybe you remind her of an ex or your sense of humor hits a different note than hers.

I don't know if this is problematic to say, but I feel like one issue with internet dating is that you talk too much before meeting and so you end up taking less chances if the preliminary mental profile doesn't match what you were looking for.

[mormapope]

Well i sent back

"Ofcourse 😂 Well.. let's go order some together then 🤷🏼‍♂️"
"Do you really have any better plans next weekend 🤪"
"Anyway if you wanna do something together let me know if not thats cool no worries 🤷🏼‍♂️🙂"

Im probably in the no go zone but fuck it

What you should've sent:

"I'm a fiend for sushi. But I haven't munched on something raw or wild in a while. Whatcha upto next weekend  ? "

If they're too stupid to pick up on you wanting to eat pussy, or they don't have a sense of humor to laugh at that, they ain't worth the time.

[Transhuman]

Maybe she likes your personality but she thinks you're ugly. Does that help?

[MMaRsu]

Haha it doesnt matter. I had nothing to lose in this particular situation anyway

[MMaRsu]

Oh I sent that shit at like 2AM cause I was still awake, then I saw her coming online

And sent


"Damn you were still awake  I thought I was the only one who was still awake at this hour. Or if you was sleeping and I woke you in that case sorry  "

Then she sent me back this morning "yeah I was working the night shift  "

So she didnt respond to me saying like all that shit about hooking up or if she didnt want to thats cool :shrug 

(btw she's a medical analist working at a hospital lmao)

Well at least she's sending back something  but not going into meeting up, that doesnt neccesarily mean she doesnt want to since she also didnt neg me here? Right>?

[BIONIC]

(btw she's a medical analist working at a hospital lmao)

   

[MMaRsu]

(btw she's a medical analist working at a hospital lmao)

   

lmao ye she said she tried it before but didnt like it

I told her the dude probably didnt know what he was doing 

she was like yea maybe

(thats about two weeks ago tho)

But I guess she still wanna talk to me if she's replying at all, even if she ignored the meeting up part 

[MMaRsu]

She’s telling you she isn’t interested in meeting up.   Chat more if you want but stop asking her out for now

Fair enough :shrug

I dont really have any interest in conversing with someone for no reason at all if there's not more in it possibly. a woman who im trying to fuck if it's not in the cards

[MMaRsu]

Another girl on some dating app just told me she's doing dry january

I told her that sounds pretty boring as if she hasnt been dry long enough already 

I really just dont give a fuck anymore

[MMaRsu]

You should have said "Well I guess we'll have to get together in February, you'd be moist around me."

  hahaha

[james]

New dating resource for all you lonely boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpermDonorClassifieds/

[mormapope]

There is nothing more terrifying than a one n done fuck that leads to child support payments. Most STDs can be cured at least, children can't.

[nudemacusers]

New dating resource for all you lonely boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpermDonorClassifieds/

maybe i should look into this, I'm quite capable of knocking chix up. 

[kingv]

New dating resource for all you lonely boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpermDonorClassifieds/

maybe i should look into this, I'm quite capable of knocking chix up. 

99% of the posts are “I’ll donate my sperm!” And gay men.