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headwalk

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...to have a drink with nudemacusers.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252318848

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Fuck microtransactions and to be quite honest, fuck the weak willed simpletons that perpetuate them.

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Maybe he's the founder of Spencer's and he says his name is "Richard" solely so he can tell people his nickname is "Dick" in between manic giggles and wiping spit out beer from his That's What She Said shirt.
Either way, it’s still a problematic individual who must be deal with by NeoGAF.

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The meltdowns in that EA/Visceral thread are something else.  I don't get why people are mad at PUBG.  It's a $30 game that provides a hell of a lot of entertainment and all of the microtransactions are purely cosmetic.  It's not Bluehole's fault that a bunch of big box publishers are too unimaginative to do anything more than chase their success.

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So you want a AA game instead of triple a , gotcha.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=252326429

Actually yeah... That extra "A" doesn't really amount to anything when you think about it. :yeshrug

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The market's refusal to go above the $60 price tag killed games like this.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=252324554

You fucking consumers :brazilcry
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VomKriege

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Fuck
I'll hunt everyone at EA down if they dare to touch Bioware.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=252327461

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Himu

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Hunt down a video game company.

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These people need to chill. And play more fighting games. :jawalrus
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Old thread from when GAF wasn't so far up its own neo-prude ass (so circa 2013) got bumped:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=641231

Remember when people were allowed to have a thread about woman being hot?

benjipwns

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The market's refusal to go above the $60 price tag killed games like this.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=252324554

You fucking consumers :brazilcry
But that didn't stop games from retailing well above $60 in the past, especially cartridge games, which would make them even more expensive comparatively because of the decrease in the value of the dollar.

CAPCOM tried to retail Super Street Fighter II for the SNES/Genesis at $80, which is $132 today. It also sold just shy of 4 million copies (in a smaller market) on the two platforms. And CAPCOM took a bath on it, left with warehouses full of the carts. Because they expected to sell twice as many, so purchased that many. (As Turbo/Special sold just under a combined 6 million a year earlier and the first II on SNES sold over 6 million a year before that.)

seagrams hotsauce

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=74174075&postcount=27
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Amazing, and fertile looking, body.

Dennis what the fuck is wrong with you dude

benjipwns

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Hell, SNES and N64 first party games regularly retailed at $70-80 because of Nintendo's pricing everything based on the Yen until the Asian financial crisis nearly destroyed the companies financials had Pokemon not come out the same year.

Mario 64, Mario Kart 64 and Star Fox 64 all set and then broke the fastest selling game records in North America despite that. And the only reason Zelda didn't was because the title was the first to be preordered to the hilt and TRST/NPD used to count that differently.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=74174075&postcount=27
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Amazing, and fertile looking, body.

Dennis what the fuck is wrong with you dude

 :lol :lol :lol
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Locked, and there is nothing wrong with looking fertile.

Human reproduction is a beautiful thing.

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What does fertile look like tho
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etiolate

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Based on that pic, like you can see her pussy lips and she's got birthing hips. Plus a bunch of blood rushing south in your body.

Old thread from when GAF wasn't so far up its own neo-prude ass (so circa 2013) got bumped:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=641231

Remember when people were allowed to have a thread about woman being hot?

ahh I love when new gaf gets triggered by old gaf, if it was before 2010 they would be convulsing over what used to be ok to post on there.

seagrams hotsauce

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What kind of psycho looks at an attractive woman and think "yes she looks like she could bring a fetus to term, that makes me horny" and then decides to share that thought with the world

seagrams hotsauce

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Im sorry this is unfathomable to me I've spent more than half of my life very carefully not cursing the women who've been grateful enough to sleep with me with my spawn

railGUN

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Fish<

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Hetero men think that on a subconscious level. If you've disconnected the base purpose of the act from the act itself then that's a problem with you. We're human but we're also still just a creature.

benjipwns

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pulled up one of those old game magazines on archive.org for an EB ad...   November 1997

you can get GoldenEye, Cruis'n USA, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire or Wave Race 64 for $70 ($107) or you can grab a bargin bin N64 game like Mario 64, Mario Kart 64 or Blast Corps for $60 ($92)

the console itself is only $150 ($229)

maybe you'd prefer Donkey Kong Land 2 for your Color Game Boy (as in it's available in multiple colored shells, it's still black and white on the screen) for only $35 ($54) so you can pair it with Dixie Kong's Double Trouble on your SNES which is $70

or buy one of the SNES classics like Sim City or Super Mario Kart or A Link To the Past (all five year old games) for their low $35 discount price

wait, i know the game you guys actually want, LAMBORGHINI 64 for the low low price of $80 ($122) to go with Clay Fighter 63 1/3 and NFL Quarterback Club 98 for $75 ($115) each

go fuck yourself if you just said "nah, i'll get NFL GameDay 98, Porsche Challenge and Street Fighter EX for my Playstation" because those games are only $40 ($61), $45 ($69) and $50 ($76) and it's because of you CHEAPASS TRUMP SUPPORTING SILICON VALLEY FREE SPEECH MARKET SANDAL WEARING PUBG PLAYING FUCKTARDS THAT WE DON'T HAVE BRILLIANT AAA GAMING ANYMORE I HOPE YOU DUCKS CLAIMING TO BE "GAMERS" ALL DROWN IN YOUR $60 OR LESS MILKSHAKE

benjipwns

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pulled up one of those old game magazines on archive.org for an EB ad...   November 1997

you can get GoldenEye, Cruis'n USA, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire or Wave Race 64 for $70 ($107) or you can grab a bargin bin N64 game like Mario 64, Mario Kart 64 or Blast Corps for $60 ($92)

the console itself is only $150 ($229)

maybe you'd prefer Donkey Kong Land 2 for your Color Game Boy (as in it's available in multiple colored shells, it's still black and white on the screen) for only $35 ($54) so you can pair it with Dixie Kong's Double Trouble on your SNES which is $70

or buy one of the SNES classics like Sim City or Super Mario Kart or A Link To the Past (all five year old games) for their low $35 discount price

wait, i know the game you guys actually want, LAMBORGHINI 64 for the low low price of $80 ($122) to go with Clay Fighter 63 1/3 and NFL Quarterback Club 98 for $75 ($115) each

go fuck yourself if you just said "nah, i'll get NFL GameDay 98, Porsche Challenge and Street Fighter EX for my Playstation" because those games are only $40 ($61), $45 ($69) and $50 ($76) and it's because of you CHEAPASS TRUMP SUPPORTING SILICON VALLEY FREE SPEECH MARKET SANDAL WEARING PUBG PLAYING FUCKTARDS THAT WE DON'T HAVE BRILLIANT AAA GAMING ANYMORE I HOPE YOU DUCKS CLAIMING TO BE "GAMERS" ALL DROWN IN YOUR $60 OR LESS MILKSHAKE
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Great Rumbler

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I paid, like, $80 for Sonic 2 back in the early 90's.
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etiolate

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SF2 Turbo was 70. Them fat 90s carts.

Jenkem

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Hunt down a video game company.

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These people need to chill. And play more fighting games. :jawalrus

If the average GAFFER got into fighting games they'd be demanding 1 button special moves, 2 button max combos, the ability to skip fights in arcade mode,  and call everyone they lost to a fucking nazi

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What kind of psycho looks at an attractive woman and think "yes she looks like she could bring a fetus to term, that makes me horny" and then decides to share that thought with the world

not amir0x, that's for sure.

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benjipwns

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Knew good and well what they were doing. Dumb kids.
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That seems more damning, never heard anyone say surgeon like that.
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I knew it! All a big misunderstanding

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Nah
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So sick of racists getting the benefit of the doubt.

It's clearly a hard G.
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Definitely intentional and they knew exactly what they were doing. Why the fuck would you say "serggin cuff" multiplle times like that?
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what the fuck.

Just look at the joy in their eyes when they're saying it.
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Damage control at its finest.
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Obviously it was fucking intentional. But some people can't help themselves when it comes to defending the we poor persecuted lily-white maidens.
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Bruh...I just said surgeon cuff backwards on Snap just for a test..Yea it doest really work, and doesn't flow right like the video. They knew wtf they were doing
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Racism will go away as soon as old people die, right guys?
That's why WE gotta go after the young ones. *cracks knuckles*
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I hope someone calmly explains to them that they will never get jobs, and that they have permanently ruined their reputations. Try as they might, they will never remove the stain of racism they so gleefully spilled on themselves for all to see.
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But that would not be true. They will get jobs, become wives, mothers or lead out their lives how they see fit. They are very young.

It’s a sad state of affairs to see racism so engrained into our youth’s coulture. America is poisoned and sick, emboldened by a disgusting president and administration.
:rejoice

nudemacusers

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:lol :lol :lol

Also, a thread to watch

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1449476

especially after post 56: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252337178&postcount=56

That video was reversed, it's painfully obvious :lol
Reversed sure but also intentional. Like getting your calculator to say boobs. Like they would have any reason to be shouting semi obscure suit attributes in a car.
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seagrams hotsauce

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Hetero men think that on a subconscious level. If you've disconnected the base purpose of the act from the act itself then that's a problem with you. We're human but we're also still just a creature.

Lmao you come up with new ways of demonstrating what a massive fucking idiot you are on a daily basis.

Also didn't you pull some "I WILL TAKE MY LEAVE OF THIS WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY" shit like a month ago you little bitch?

benjipwns

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Like getting your calculator to say boobs.
yo what issue of tips and tricks is this in

will it work on TI-83

nudemacusers

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Like getting your calculator to say boobs.
yo what issue of tips and tricks is this in

will it work on TI-83
Sure but you can get your smartphone to say boobs now so why bother
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benjipwns

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Like getting your calculator to say boobs.
yo what issue of tips and tricks is this in

will it work on TI-83
Sure but you can get your smartphone to say boobs now so why bother
sorry don't trust big corporations with my data like that

etiolate

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Hetero men think that on a subconscious level. If you've disconnected the base purpose of the act from the act itself then that's a problem with you. We're human but we're also still just a creature.

Lmao you come up with new ways of demonstrating what a massive fucking idiot you are on a daily basis.

Also didn't you pull some "I WILL TAKE MY LEAVE OF THIS WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY" shit like a month ago you little bitch?

Calling me a little bitch because I explained common knowledge means you need professional help.

etiolate

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You need to relax as well.

clothedmacuser

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:lol :lol :lol

Also, a thread to watch

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1449476

especially after post 56: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252337178&postcount=56

That video was reversed, it's painfully obvious :lol
Reversed sure but also intentional. Like getting your calculator to say boobs. Like they would have any reason to be shouting semi obscure suit attributes in a car.

The lead girl knew what was up.  The rest may have just thought they were nonsense words.  Nonsense is often giggle inducuing.  Especially with young, nubile, fertile women's with still developing breastesessssessss. 


Also, how is David Bautista such a good actor(just watched blade runner 2)?


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That's why WE gotta go after the young ones. *cracks knuckles*
lol, from the same people that have 5 excuses lined up for why they would never punch a nazi but everyone else should.
sigh

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I wish Dave never bothered with WWE and MMA, could have had a Dave with 25 years minimum acting experience by now :'(

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from voat so who knows if its even real but still :yuck

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"Film he acted in?" :confused

Were any of the Gamepro people in Austin?

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thisismyusername

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Wut

The only "film" I know he's in (beyond the Chappelle special) is that GamePRO NeoGAF expose.

nudemacusers

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Sorry was reacting to the pic.. popcorn time.

If this is true does that make neogaf a milkshake duck  :doge
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quick google got me this regarding a film:

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Apparently they are shooting a film and EviLore offered his place for the shoot. He hasn't told me what type of film they are shooting. I am thinkin something sexy. Meanwhile, I am just here, surfing GAF LOL. EviLore also apparently approved his account which I'm grateful for since he's been trying to get approved for the last 6 years or so lol
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160808209&postcount=39

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Sometimes you work on a project for a really long time and have some of your plans fall apart just before crossing the finish line. EviLore stepped in and literally saved the day by offering his own place and time so we could complete our project. For that, the crew can't thank you enough.

And rest assured, Gaf. Your boss is a good man.

Thank you!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160825378&postcount=125

lol beaten

benjipwns

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Sorry was reacting to the pic.. popcorn time.

If this is true does that make neogaf a milkshake duck  :doge
I honestly couldn't fathom a situation in which any administration or even moderation staff at NeoGAF.com turned out to have a shady past or questionable views.

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Opiate was framed I tell you framed!
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benjipwns

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Sorry, sorry, I meant after achieving widespread and sudden fame, forgot that part in my post.

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quick google got me this regarding a film:

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Apparently they are shooting a film and EviLore offered his place for the shoot. He hasn't told me what type of film they are shooting. I am thinkin something sexy. Meanwhile, I am just here, surfing GAF LOL. EviLore also apparently approved his account which I'm grateful for since he's been trying to get approved for the last 6 years or so lol
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160808209&postcount=39

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Sometimes you work on a project for a really long time and have some of your plans fall apart just before crossing the finish line. EviLore stepped in and literally saved the day by offering his own place and time so we could complete our project. For that, the crew can't thank you enough.

And rest assured, Gaf. Your boss is a good man.

Thank you!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160825378&postcount=125

lol beaten

i googled evilore film
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=160810501

OP seems to be an animu poster and posts frequently. Doesn't seem like that's the girl(?)'s account. Ok, not frequently, but at least monthly.

dub dub posts infrequently enough, so not sure that's the one either. Definitely the director though, in Austin.

Edit: Alright, NeoFIG: Protect the girl(?)'s identity, sure. But at least get more proof of this allegation for the drama bomb to actually explode by.

nudemacusers

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Sorry, sorry, I meant after achieving widespread and sudden fame, forgot that part in my post.
Technically amirox had committed his crimes prior to becoming a news item, so still in the clear  :clap
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its a false flag

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#fakeimgur
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thisismyusername

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its a false flag

I mean, I'm sure it is since the "film he acted in" part is what is throwing me off. But if that part is true, why hasn't the film surfaced given Evilore would toot his horn about it? Probably a porn film? ( :yuck @ Evilore in porn )

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its a false flag

I mean, I'm sure it is since the "film he acted in" part is what is throwing me off. But if that part is true, why hasn't the film surfaced given Evilore would toot his horn about it? Probably a porn film? ( :yuck @ Evilore in porn )
:delicious

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dunno, was linked to this on irc: https://voat.co/v/NeoFAG/2198054

lol word filter

nudemacusers

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from voat so who knows if its even real but still :yuck

Wait, were these screen captures taking by polyh3dron? I could swear that's him in the second pic for "write a reply"
In a word... yes... 2 secs of iPad detecting...
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As much as evilore can fuck off, this bitch can also fuck off. Quit airing your allegations on twitter and go to the police.

[–] FalsePositive 3 points (+3|-0) 1.6 hours ago
Evilore is a creepy Cosby and all, but this chick sounds like an insufferable cunt and I wish she did get raped by that elf.
at least they're consistent :doge

etiolate

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I was able to find out who that was pretty easily, so don't go bothering this person if you do that.


benjipwns

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haha, from babygoats, post in the Black Panther trailer thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=252207569&postcount=596
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Tell the president to suck a dick because we on now!

also "drive-by" opinions in that thread that didn't like the trailer are "from the usual suspects" which i assume means alt-right gamergaters

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I think I get it now, Wakanda is a mary sue.
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