Celebrity Sexual Harasment Apocalypse Thread

[bluemax]

Makes you wonder why Richard Simmons disappeared. Probably to get ahead of all this. Dude probably got into a lot of inappropriate holes.

He still does classes in LA I think. I swear I see girls posting that they went there on insta from time to time.

[shosta]

[Great Rumbler]

Russell Simmons [Not Richard Simmons]

[benjipwns]

I’m semi elated about never having to hear about lake woebegone again on Saturdays.

I really hate his voice. Guy noir was alright though.

He actually left the show last year, some younger guy does it now.

I know this because I looked up the shitty movie a few months back after being reminded that my roommates had rented it and I sat through it but couldn't actually remember a damn thing about it.

I guess some of Keillor's reruns were still being used until this week, and the show is going to be renamed. Couldn't tell you if the new guy still does the Lake Wobegon bits or if that's Keillor's thing only.

[bluemax]

Today it was former baseball player Gregg Zaun.

[benjipwns]

Back in 2016, Lauer and his Today co-host Savannah Guthrie visited The Meredith Vieira Show as guests. At one point during the interview, Vieira, who co-hosted with Lauer on Today from 2006-2011, recalled a moment during her NBC tenure in which she went snooping in Lauer’s office and was immediately surprised.

“I went into your office once. Do you remember this?” asked Vieira. “Snooping. And you had a huge bag of sex toys–do you remember this?” Lauer immediately tried to shift the narrative, asking “if we can explain what happened” before launching into a ridiculous story about having a sex therapist who gifted the hosts sex toys after her appearance on Today.

Typical gotcha media.

[agrajag]

what year is that clip from?

[Joe Molotov]

http://variety.com/2017/film/asia/geoffrey-rush-resigns-australian-academy-inappropriate-behavior-allegations-1202628803/

Geoffrey Rush perving it up now.

[Valkyrie]

2016 doesn't seem so bad after all.

[toku]

So everything seems to be pointing to Bryan Singer being on the run. Filming of the Freddie Mercury is stopped because he hasn't been showing up for work (citing health of course) and his agent seems to have dropped him because statements and contact is being done through his lawyer 

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https://twitter.com/ElSoderbergho/status/936754443755884546

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[nudemacusers]

Who knew you could get sick from a diet of too many young boys?!

[thisismyusername]

So everything seems to be pointing to Bryan Singer being on the run. Filming of the Freddie Mercury is stopped because he hasn't been showing up for work (citing health of course) and his agent seems to have dropped him because statements and contact is being done through his lawyer 

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https://twitter.com/ElSoderbergho/status/936754443755884546

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This one is better:

https://twitter.com/creativok/status/937031335201443841

[Phoenix Dark]

Who knew you could get sick from a diet of too many young boys?!

[nudemacusers]

Idk, I feel like a dude who hangs out on hot tubs full of teenage boys while fucking them could conceivably come down with an illness out of the blue.

Well this just drives home the importance of finding fresh, clean and smooth boys w/o any blemishes or wear.

[benjipwns]

Too bad we're supposed to have forgotten the past when we resettled because I remember that GAF thread about the accusations against Singer a few years ago going into batshit overdrive PROTECT OUR COMIC BOOK DIRECTOR including trying to do their own investigating of the accuser. (Who, to be fair, I think turned out to not be entirely trustworthy to put it lightly.)

I'd want to quote from it like I did all the people, including PHOENIX DARK, overjoyed at the prospect of Donald Trump entering politics on his inauguration day.

Of course, I am permanently banned from NeoGAF.com like admitted pedophiles Amir0x and hopefully Bryan Singer if true (although I've been told nobody even knew he made movies) along with Dennis and freenudemacusers. Also NeoGAF.com is permanently banned from NeoGAF.com now.

[team filler]

where were all these celebrity sexual harassers when I was in high school? 

[VomKriege]

There's also this ugly feeling I have that there are some comic book die-hards trying to sully DOFP's release to aid Marvel Studios in acquiring the rights again, but I really hope that's not at the core of this.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=110623279

Not to defend Singer or his actions, but if this were a mid-tier director doing this with barely legal girls would it even be a story?

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=108726471

[benjipwns]

First one is no laughing matter, this is The Walt Disney Corporation we're dealing with here.

[TVC15]

Honestly, I’m jealous that women have this extra method of career advancement. If my lady boss locked me in her office and started rubbing my dick and said she wanted to eat my ass out, and it would be good for my career, I wouldn’t need any convincing. Women are just too prudish.

[benjipwns]

Honestly, I’m jealous that women have this extra method of career advancement. If my lady boss locked me in her office and started rubbing my dick and said she wanted to eat my ass out, and it would be good for my career, I wouldn’t need any convincing. Women are just too prudish.

This documentary series I saw on I think it was called Brazzers.com seemed to imply this was how things normally worked in the private business world.

[Momo]

I was looking forward to that Freddy Mercury movie

[TVC15]

I was looking forward to that Freddy Mercury movie

IIRC this was based on the Queen-approved script that didn’t include anything salacious. It wouldn’t have been very good.

[VomKriege]

I was looking forward to that Freddy Mercury movie

IIRC this was based on the Queen-approved script that didn’t include anything salacious. It wouldn’t have been very good.

Fitting, I doubt Synger would like anything salacious in his biopic too.

[Human Snorenado]

where were all these celebrity sexual harassers when I was in high school? 

You were an ugly child

[thisismyusername]

Today in racist TIMU posts about the plight of the blackman™:

https://twitter.com/iamlaurenp/status/936743070359367680

Article is good. But one of the replies to that tweet is about B.E.T. doing something to one of the Tweeters. Not sure who to believe in that case.

But in any case, the fact that people disregard Terry Crews is a bit sad. Yes, his allegation isn't as extreme/"serious" as a possible rape/insertion, but the groping when not wanted is still assault and should be considered as serious.

[shosta]

No, it should be considered as an inappropriate drunk groping during a Christmas party. That guy was so trashed everyone kicked him out of the party. That stuff just happens when you're blackout.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya, I cant tell you how many times I have drunkenly grabbed a puss and been laughed off cause of said drunkenness. 

[naff]

 

... i know i posted a while back when Spaceys first allegation came out that i thought it was a little over the top how much attention it was drawing away from more serious allegations affecting women, and was dubious regarding the ptsd allegations. but, er, yeah. i've changed my tune! this whole thing has definitely pushed me to re-evaluate some opinions.

[Phoenix Dark]

No, it should be considered as an inappropriate drunk groping during a Christmas party. That guy was so trashed everyone kicked him out of the party. That stuff just happens when you're blackout.

You grab black guy's dicks when you're drunk at parties huh?

[Tasty]

PD's suddenly excited.

[team filler]

you ain't gotta be drunk to grab this dick, shosty-kun 

[shosta]

I've whipped my dick out in public a few times while completely trashed, not gonna lie. ...actually I've done terrible things while drunk. Alcohol is really bad.

[samfish]

I’ve never been blackout drunk. I did 29 shots of whisky once and I still wasn’t blackout drunk. I can’t imagine what it would be like.

[Madrun Badrun]

Ya I either pass out or have a pretty decent understanding of what is going on.  There isn't an in between.  I've never not remembered something I did drunk unless I never remembered that I had not remembered it... 

[TVC15]

Back when I worked in a bookstore in 2001, I used to glue copies of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay shut by blowing loads on the sides of the pages and rubbing it all over. I knew that people buying those things were never bothering to ever open them.

[VomKriege]

Blackout is the worst. Happened once in my youth. Always was careful since then to stay within my limit.

[Huff]

I’ve never been blackout drunk. I did 29 shots of whisky once and I still wasn’t blackout drunk. I can’t imagine what it would be like.

lol okay

[shosta]

Last year alone I've blacked out approximately 5, 6 times. You guys aren't missing out though.

[team filler]

I'm sure we've all been blacked plenty of times 

[toku]

https://twitter.com/THR/status/937803363902722049

[shosta]

I'm known as quite a heavy boozer, but friend, you might have a problem.

This is totally the wrong thread for this, but I did, which is why I quit in June.

[Tasty]

Sorry there was a 500 error while I was posting, exoDORK

Got 'im.

[Yeti]

It's okay, I was blacked out when reading the first post but I sobered up for your second

[thisismyusername]

No, it should be considered as an inappropriate drunk groping during a Christmas party. That guy was so trashed everyone kicked him out of the party. That stuff just happens when you're blackout.

Incorrect. There's a line between that and what Crews is saying. Crews told him to knock it off, drunk or not if someone tells you to knock it off in very serious tone, you generally will knock that shit off.

As it is, if Sandler did jackshit to get his agent away from Crews, Crews is in the right in feeling uncomfortable about the whole situation.

[CatsCatsCats]

Every time y’all bump this with your problematic mansplaining I get worried they found Mr Rogers’ kiddie porn dungeon or something

[Momo]

https://twitter.com/THR/status/937803363902722049

Must be why they were trying to sell Xmen lol

[Mandark]

Weinstein's Complicity Machine

Yoooooooooooooo.

[etiolate]

Basically, everyone was in on it, including the press.

Props to Ronan, who must have used his Hollywood access on this.

[agrajag]

Al Franken's in the news again.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Tom Perez wants him out so it’s pretty much the official DNC stance

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/938386081795502080

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TayTay crowned Queen AGAIN

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[Himu]

I’ve never been blackout drunk. I did 29 shots of whisky once and I still wasn’t blackout drunk. I can’t imagine what it would be like.

One time I did a shot out a man's foreskin. He also didn't complain. Sexual harassment? Phht. Everyone is willing in their own terms amirite?

29 shots is also such an arbitrary number. I've done 30. Can you top that? No you cannot. 

[zomgee]

Al Franken's in the news again.

"It's my right as an entertainer."

Uh... huh.

[Trurl]

Franken needs to resign so hard. 

[shosta]

Is he resigning or not

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Is he resigning or not

Don't know how to embed tweets if this board can so here's a link:

https://twitter.com/SenFranken/status/938546524283461632

Edit: Never mind, I guess it works automatically

[Trent Dole]

We can't have a Dem who's posed for some dumbass photos but a child rapist is a fine Republican nominee.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

We can't have a Dem who's posed for some dumbass photos but a child rapist is a fine Republican nominee.

You realize it's gone well past that, right?

http://time.com/5042931/al-franken-accusers/

[benjipwns]

Weinstein's Complicity Machine

Yoooooooooooooo.

About the same time, he tried to facilitate a business deal with Ms. Lynch, the literary agent consulting with Ms. McGowan, and others. “Getting together with three intelligent women would help my image immensely,” he wrote in an email, proposing a meeting.

[benjipwns]

On Oct. 7, the day before he was ousted from his own company, Mr. Weinstein received an email from the investor Paul Tudor Jones.

“I love you,” he wrote, while detailing the steps Mr. Weinstein should take to rehabilitate his image. Mr. Jones told The Times that he condemned Mr. Weinstein’s alleged misconduct and wanted to encourage him to get help.

“Focus on the future as America loves a great comeback story,” he wrote to the movie producer.

He finished: “The good news is, this will go away sooner than you think and it will be forgotten!”

Yes, yes, run for President!